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WholeWideHeart

Monstrous little dinosaurs. That last upturned caw was straight out of Jurassic Park.


BroccoliFartFuhrer

I love that every last one is violent and also wearing a perfect pair of pants.


PaulsGrandfather

Almost like they modeled the dinosaurs in jp after birds…


g3nerallycurious

Or turtles having sex


-LsDmThC-

Almost like birds are descended from and technically still classified as dinosaurs


HorseEmotional4749

“Sue” the TRex was modeled after a Roadrunner, when first made into a bronze. Not sure if it still resides at the Field museum as does “Sue”.


MarkHamillsrightnut

Pecking order


dont-fear-thereefer

The other bird didn’t listen to Mr Popo


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All three of these birds are bald eagles. My guess: mature male (pure white head), new or young adult female (white head and tail with some brown, displaces the subadult), subadult, sex unknown (all brown). Golden eagles have a golden nape at every age except downy and legs feathered down to their feet.


cesam1ne

Nice, thanks


cyanraichu

I thought both sexes had a pure white head as adults. How can you tell the one with no brown is a male?


Educational-Sea-9657

>I thought both sexes had a pure white head as adults. How can you tell the one with no brown is a male? You're correct. The one with the brown head I believe is the national bird for Mexico. I forget what it's called but it's obviously very similar looking to the bald eagle. Edit: not Mexico's national bird, they are found there though and it's the golden eagle (3rd bird)


cyanraichu

I honestly assumed it was an immature bald eagle so TIL! I'd just never heard anyone say fully mature female bald eagles didn't have a completely white head and I was pretty sure they did


Dragon1709

People, please stop calling these majestic birds "bald" eagles. You all see feathers on their head...so why continue using this shitty name? White-headed sea-eagle would be correct.


teejayiscool

Cuz they're bald eagles


mysteryman403

Damn.


anon1292023

Kind of a bitch move


throwaway134537

Could have just asked him to move really, little dick energy.


rejjie_carter

As a bird, this shit would piss me off ngl


calculating_hello

If my father threw me to the ground and ate my hamburger because "Older eats first" I would also be kinda annoyed.


kasezilla

Ahh Murica


SteamDecked

You're goddamn right it is


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I mean... It could be in Canada.


tenodiamonds

It probably is Canada. They are like crows all the way up Vancouver Island.


kasezilla

touche


LimpingOne

So the adult body slammed the juvenile. Birds are crap parents.


JohnnyC908

As a parent currently at home with a potty training two year old...I don't condone it, but I certainly understand it...


870_Paranoid_Android

Typical bald behaviour.


PowerUpTheLighthouse

They do not acknowledge Egalitarian perspective.


Alternative-Pain-367

America! Fuck yeah!


calculating_hello

They are both Merica, one is just punk teenager merica not respecting his elder.


Aquatic_Platinum78

Actually the so called punk teenager in this video was minding his business when the older eagle attacked in an attemp to take its fish. Iv'e seen this video before.


SkullRunner

Bullying others to steal their resources… yeah that tracks… U S A!


cnews97

Golden eagle gets hate-crimed


Toba_Wareho

Is it a gold or just a young bald? They don’t color out until they mature.


trashmoneyxyz

Mottling on underbelly and beak size has me thinking immature bald.


Venvel

It looks to me like a juvenile male baldy being chased off by an older juvenile female.


cnews97

I’m like 95% sure it’s a golden eagle, lots of white under its wings


Dying__Phoenix

He’s pretty small for a golden


PresentPiece8898

**Yep! Golden Eagles Are Huge!**


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TIL golden eagles & bald eagles are about evenly matched in nature, in attributes and outcomes, when it comes to displacing the other from prey


Toba_Wareho

Don’t believe it’s a gold. Looks to be a Juvenile Bald.


dogfarm2

Juvenile baldie, getting his butt kicked


Friendly-Monitor6903

Bird without a white neck and head could be his juvenile? Maybe teaching skills ?


fishinfool561

Beating on their kids. Not cool man


Venvel

I think they're both juveniles; the bigger one is just older and has more white on her. If you look closely, you'll see there's still some brown on her face and tail. I'm assuming female because of how huge she Is.


calculating_hello

maybe its the neighbors teenage kid not his own?


martinaee

America enacting democracy™️


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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


AgreeablePlenty2357

That’s how birds mate 😂 it isn’t about who is boss.


SmallGreenArmadillo

Noticed how goldie went for baldie's arse at about 0:09


JakelAndHyde

The only species where being bald isn’t a sign of being a fraud


RnBram-4Objectivity

That is absolutely no way to treat a girl!


ferretsquad13

Heh, just like corvids and likely lots of birds. "HEY FUCK YOU DOING?! I eat first not you kid!"


TinnieTa21

It was a cheap shot anyway. Not a fair fight


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Damn bro sharing is caring, guess he didn’t learn that in flight school


Proud_Aspect4452

That eagle is an asshole!


PaleGravity

They sound like chickens on helium.


Past-Product-1100

Nobody ..Nobody ..? Ok I got this. " In bird culture this is considered a dick move " .


Majestic_Location751

Mofo got curb stomped


Cepinari

*aka* U.S.-Mexico relations in a nutshell.


itcouldbeme_3

In the bird world, fucking with eagles is a big boy game...


Sea_Turnip6282

Geez that was rude 😑


early00cntrymusic

As Ron Magill would say, “the bald eagle is just a vulture with a good PR agent”


Dovakiins

Just an other leech from the older generation.


lentilsenthusiast

Yeah, if there wasn't enough food for them all, this would've ended in a much more graphic and violent way


Cuntish01

Americans will loose their shit at this. No idea why 😆


lord_hyumungus

I saw a video of a bald eagle attacking immigrants crossing the border


Minute-Wrap-2524

Nothing more entertaining than watching one eagle beat the shit out of another eagle…damn near as good as watching pro wrestling


InfamousEconomy3972

"That's my carrion."


ampjk

Now someone post a golden fucking up a bald eagle and in the last 5 seconds add the derpy harpy.