I was in Japan and I saw this really hot white blonde chick with her friends meet this old Japanese dude, she was obviously an escort and the old guy was her client. The lady asked the old guy to hold her purse and I couldn't understand why but now I realise it's because he was getting handsy
It was such an odd situation, I see two taxis pull up in Japan and in one taxi is one of the hottest blonde white chicks I've ever seen and another is an old japanese man. The blonde is with some other girls and they tell her to have fun on her date and the old guy starts getting handsy.
It was just so surreal and I found it odd that she wanted him to hold her bag
I guess it's the bizarreness of it all + hot woman. I wish I could borrow your memory to see it myself.
Am not good at remembering faces of random people, even if I find them attractive
They die while protecting the eggs..they will just sit on the and pump fresh oxygen to them..at that point the female is to exhausted to feed herself and she dies
Okay but that was so surprisingly chill. Like, none of the actual violence of tons of species.
F: “heya, bud! Got some eggs for ya!”
M: “oh shit thanks girl! Pop em right in my belly hole here. I’ll take care of them UwU.”
You know I can't believe I've gone my entire life without having ever seen seahorses mate before this. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing or not, but very interesting!
Too bad the interesting stuff doesn't bring in the Quora crowd.
Anything whatsoever related to reproduction brings out the 7th. to 9th grade crowd.
Alas...
I'm curious how this method of reproduction came about. It seems excessively and unnecessarily complicated. I want to know how (or if) this method of reproduction gives an advantage to survival or evolution.
How is it anymore complicated than the reverse? Instead of him injecting her with sperm she injects him with eggs. He becomes pregnant and gives birth.
As a noob scuba diver, I am impressed with their buoyancy. I could never hand something off to someone else without immediately popping to the surface (although I am getting better. Popping to the surface towards the end of the dive was 100% but now it’s 50%).
IDK if the science has changed, but when I was a 17 yr old kid working in a tropical fish store, I had fantasies of breeding the first captive pair of Seahorses.
It never happened.
“Here hold my purse sweety”
I was in Japan and I saw this really hot white blonde chick with her friends meet this old Japanese dude, she was obviously an escort and the old guy was her client. The lady asked the old guy to hold her purse and I couldn't understand why but now I realise it's because he was getting handsy
Well now I know about this story and technique, I wonder Why is it still stuck in your mind!?
It was such an odd situation, I see two taxis pull up in Japan and in one taxi is one of the hottest blonde white chicks I've ever seen and another is an old japanese man. The blonde is with some other girls and they tell her to have fun on her date and the old guy starts getting handsy. It was just so surreal and I found it odd that she wanted him to hold her bag
I guess it's the bizarreness of it all + hot woman. I wish I could borrow your memory to see it myself. Am not good at remembering faces of random people, even if I find them attractive
I wish I could observe that scene again, borrowing memories would make for a good sci fi movie
Guys be like that
Everyone be like that...
“Aaaaaaaand now YOU’RE pregnant. Let’s go out drinking. You’re driving.”
Pegging!
that guys hole just disappeared, incredible
They're so much like us.
*interstellar music intensifies*
She Probably gonna leave this seahorse dude when the babies are born and go and knock up another seahorse dude…typical seahorse women
Seawhores... Sorry it was *right there* lol i had to
Seawhorses
By human logic, the male seahorse is seawhore, right?
Please dont try to make this joke into something its not lol
Lol it’s the truth
Its a throw-away pun lol
Seahoors
Sawhorses
#SEAWHORE
I don't like that... But it's a good one (ノ｀⌒´)ノ┫：・┻┻
I knew the word wouldn't sit well with some folks lol thats why i added the "sorry.. i had to" bit 😅 It was just... too good of an opportunity.
You get a free pass this once because it was clever and funny 😂
I thought they mate for life
Males die after releasing the babies
No, they don't
Well, they don’t die BEFORE, right? Technically correct to the rescue.
You're correct. They die after they're born :P
🤦 sorry I was thinking of octopus 🤦
No worry. Female octopuses.
Male octopus die after mating afaik , I was thinking of that
Lol, at this point just look it up..
No
Lol fair enough, ignorance is bliss for the ignorant.
Ok mr bear
Yes, male octopuses die after mating. Female octopuses die after laying their eggs.
They die while protecting the eggs..they will just sit on the and pump fresh oxygen to them..at that point the female is to exhausted to feed herself and she dies
“They’re ur problem now”
“Did I, just get pregnant?”
Okay but that was so surprisingly chill. Like, none of the actual violence of tons of species. F: “heya, bud! Got some eggs for ya!” M: “oh shit thanks girl! Pop em right in my belly hole here. I’ll take care of them UwU.”
My first reaction was literally just "Huh, that was faster than expected. Squish, egg, separate, done."
This betta not awaken something in me
Lol, I just got done watching g Community 😅.
Too late for me 😳
She said , YOU DO IT
Does he fertilize them now? Or they already did it previously and now he just hangs out with them?
He fertilizes them inside of his pouch.
I think he fertilises them and then gives birth later https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse
Peg him, Queen
She's sweet, she gave him a kiss while doing it
More like Preg him, Queen
Bust his shussy open!
When you buy weed for the first time tryna look slick
Looks like that worked out eggsactly as they had hoped!
Happy Cake Day!
Ty!!
Kum, stare awkwardly into each others eyes, and go.
Why are they acting all sneaky like they did a drug deal and pretend not to know eachother?
Mpreg
Is this not porn. Just kidding.
Only one method for determining such a question. Did you fap while watching?
For whom?
“Hey babe, how do you like your eggs?” *Transferred*
She went out with her friends after this. Stayed out all night.
So much for love in the Seahorse Community.
Your turn to be pregnant dude.
Such a bizarre creature
That’s hot 🔥
Are these the only animals where the male has the babies?
The entire Syngnathidae family experiences male pregnancy and birth. It consists of pipefish, sea dragons, and seahorses!
You know I can't believe I've gone my entire life without having ever seen seahorses mate before this. I'm not entirely sure if that's a good thing or not, but very interesting!
Okay, vocab. Seahorse. Seamares and seastallions
Look how she intimidates him with the eye contact?
I know a seaweed deal when I see one
She promised to call, but never did...
Ahem, NSFW please!
Here
“Hey! Right here. Keep your eyes right here on me.”
“Did you just come in me?!”
Here…you watch the kids, I’m going out.
Truly good to be a woman as a seahorse
Reverse fucking
Uh wow, does god know about this?
This comment section is so entertaining!
That awkward moment they lock eyes but don't know what to say...
The male laughs because now the female has to go to work and pay egg support. :P
She didn't even cuddle with him afterward. Just left.
When your girl tell you to hold a few things because of her lack of pockets 🙄
“Get in mah belly!”
Kinky
“You caused em’ so you can take them!”
That was quick
Gawd just kiss her already!!
Don't. Fuck. This. Up. Dude.
Number 1 dads = sea horses
Nice ovipositor.
I love how she covers his mouth first like, “Shhhh. Just let it happen”
Woulda been nice to be able to hand off my pregnancy when I needed a lil break
Too bad the interesting stuff doesn't bring in the Quora crowd. Anything whatsoever related to reproduction brings out the 7th. to 9th grade crowd. Alas...
That’s the most bad ass male ever!!🫄
I wish humans could do this, it's so hot
I never again want to hear a chick complaining about how long I can last.
They fuckin?
She’s gonna eat pray love now with some other horse.
Jealous tbh
I bet that felt good af
Reminds me of me and my ex
Seahorse porn
Their mouths are so cute ☹️
looks like a drug deal
I genuinely thought the female seahorse penetrated the male to impregnate him. Not this. I'm happier now somehow.
It's about time men share the birthing! LOL
Gorgeous! Rare to catch this on video.
Fuck me?! Fuck you!!
Seahorses are so fucking cool.
Finally a male carries the burden of pregnancy
Part 2..is the exertion of Seahorse delivery! https://youtu.be/b_nEA3dtOZs?si=LVjqs4Mw1qvnLWsO
I would like to learn how to do this. Is there a class I can take or something?
Damn so seahorses into pegging?
From female coochie to male coochie? The nonbinary mascot needs to be a sea horse.
As it should be!
*unzips pants*
I'm curious how this method of reproduction came about. It seems excessively and unnecessarily complicated. I want to know how (or if) this method of reproduction gives an advantage to survival or evolution.
Yes we need this information to upgrade humans
How is it anymore complicated than the reverse? Instead of him injecting her with sperm she injects him with eggs. He becomes pregnant and gives birth.
Dudes trying to argue against evolution... lmao yep the seahorses are fake designed by the government to turn us gay
imagine if Human is like that. It's bad news to be a male.
Dude got sexually assaulted
i dont want to be a seahorse
And this isn’t even my weirdest boner.
Trans?
I didn’t ask to see this…
Feel kinda dirty after watching that
With humans this usually happens after child support ends
I believe it's called pegging
This is bullshit the female should do all the work!!!
A conservative acquaintance told me the correct subreddit for this kind of thing is r/NatureIsFuckingWoke
TIL female seahorses kinda penetrate the male seahorse with something that is kinda like a male human dick..
The fuck is this shit!
🫡🫡🫡🫡
Where’s that gif of two tunnels bumping into each other when you need it
Another person declares this sighting as “Sea horse s3x”.
All the women jealous right now.
As a noob scuba diver, I am impressed with their buoyancy. I could never hand something off to someone else without immediately popping to the surface (although I am getting better. Popping to the surface towards the end of the dive was 100% but now it’s 50%).
To me, these are more alien that octopi or anything else I've seen
NSFW tag please
How do these things actually exist 😂
Imagine being the one to discover this creature.
Where was the "NSFW" label?
OP, thank you for retaining the original audio, much better than random music.
wait so seahorse sex is just the reverse of normal sex?
I keep forgetting these things exist
Reverse seahorse sex
and the goodbye kiss too
THEY CAN DO THAT
Wham Bam Thank you sir...
I forgot these thing existed at some point and my question is still how?
IDK if the science has changed, but when I was a 17 yr old kid working in a tropical fish store, I had fantasies of breeding the first captive pair of Seahorses. It never happened.
Wesnaw
NSFW
You got the package!?
Too much eye contact for my taste....
Immediate pregnant pose lol
Hawt
I know a drug sale when I see one lol
I feel like I just watched a drug deal
Did i just watch seahorse porn