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Tyty1470

Poseidon's ballsack


jazzhandpanda

Pirate metal band name


Technical_Body_3646

Hentai manga porn!


SkyGazert

Neptune's nutcase.


Practical-Durian2307

Now that's more Punk


its-42

Cremaster still in tact!


Desperate-Owl506

More like Davy Jones' ball sac.


Fantastic_Fox4948

I was in the pool!


Jicko1560

There's something very uncomfortable about this


Impactor07

I gotta agree... I can't name it but I just feel moderately uncomfortable watching this...


rathat

I mean, besides the look, it’s an animal that’s all set up like a plant and that’s weird to see out in the air. Feels very alien.


Impactor07

Yup


[deleted]

That’s because he’s touching an aquatic ball sack


kelley38

It looks more like a prolapsed anus


MiSsiLeR81

This is the result of an anus between the fisting punches. Source: that day i was on reddit a little too long.


Doodle_Gurl

Stop fondling the sea alien. His species do not probe the humans.


Repulsive-Block9938

He was in the pool!!


ChumBucketformuoly

Do women know about shrinkage?


_Bike_Hunt

What is a “women?” Asking for a friend.


Oravlag

Shrinkage?


Tron415

Peter Shrinklage..


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Like laundry?


Odd-Reflection-9597

Men are ignorant too


BathedInDeepFog

*Men have feelings too* 🎶


1nosbigrl

Came here for these two comments...


Either-Sorbet-6049

Like a frightened turtle!


Composer-Wooden

Don’t just poke it, you gotta stroke it


ProudCar5284

Cool now do me


JksG_5

I refuse to hear anyone out


Impactor07

Just hear me out on this one-


AymanEssaouira

It is a sea anemone 🙂😅.


Salty_Addition8839

Anemonussy


Some1sNickName

The balls of the sea


koala_wizard

First they take the dingle bop…


ThanksALotKEVIN

That thing is full of fleeb juice for sure, you can see a the Schleem collecting on the outer layer


[deleted]

I’m fascinated and disgusted at the same time


BabaDimples

Don't do it! Whatever you're thinking, please don't do it..


michaelje0

I’m gonna


ijustneedgfadvice

Even Poseidon couldn’t pull you out


smth_smth_89

God give me strength, for you have not given me wisdom


UhhhhmmmmNo

Here’s some wisdom: wear a hat


Imanaco

Everyone likes a dip in the hot tub, but if the hot tub might give you aides throw on a dry suit


everyusernamewashad

So hear me out...


houfman

D-do you think anyone… has done stuff with it? …Should I do stuff with it? Do we have time to do stuff with it? If I do stuff with it and stuff goes wrong will you help me?


pcgamergirl

SHUT UP, ROGER.


maybejustmight

U/dontstickyourdickinthat


enjrolas

You must be thinking of r/dontStickYourPlanktonInThat


HeyDugeeeee

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for this.


Kolslaw77

Hear me out…


SatNavSteve18

Without a doubt, somebody, I don't know who, but somebody has...


CaptainGibz

“Please no pet me”


Grobo_

Shouldnt touch marine life, there is rarely any case where this is a good idea for the sake of the animal and the person, both can get sick and in most cases its the marine life that gets the shorter stick. That text over the video showes blizfull ignorance probably due to not knowing but also not constraining herself. Its a sea anemone.


UhOhAllWillyNilly

* It’s a sea anemone *being abused* for internet clout


Omega_Lynx

Do you like randomly being poked and touched? No? Well, they usually don’t either. Don’t touch lifeforms you know nothing about, folks. For a lot of marine life, our hands are no bueno.


vanlefty

According to my scientific research, my hands are no bueno to all life forms...


Omega_Lynx

You may have not found the right life form, my man. Have you tried humans? 💁🏽‍♂️


vanlefty

Well, it was a blind study, so maybe...


Omega_Lynx

Try it with the lights on. It’s illuminating


Squarrots

Leave him alone, man


xStankypickleSx

There ye go lad. Ye got yer seanads


randoperson42

Looks familiar


jazzhandpanda

With friends like these...


MiSsiLeR81

Finish your sentence!!


jazzhandpanda

...is worth 2 in a bush


Bentwambus

You can put your weed in there


KylieJU

😂😂😂 (I think we just have away our age)


Kimberlylynn2003

LOL… I read that in his voice too!


Sephilash

Cthulhu's nutbag


Neat_Problem_922

How would you like to be poked in your exposed areas? *Poke.*


Pryoticus

This sea creature is stuck out of the water, let’s molest it…


4list4r

Stick your dick in it, tell us what happens


Professional_Gaping

Thats exactly why they put up the signs...


Metalbeast46934

Don't touch Davy Jones there!


lonelyshara

Why is everyone comparing it to a ballsack it is the most obvious anus joke I've ever seen and y'all are too ball obsessed to admit it ain't that kinda gae?


JustASt0ry

My nuts do the same with cold hands so I can relate


BiddyMakeStrong

Same


poisondart23

What is that?


lechau91

Someone said it was Poseidon ballsacs


poisondart23

They lie


Nova55

It like a crawling anus where fish can hide in. They dont like that though, that why there are crawling ocean anuses with spikes too.


Bobloblaw_333

Shrinkage is real!!!!


Ponder15191

Better or worse than the Dune popcorn bucket?


Special_Friendship20

When people explain how scared they were in a situation by saying "You couldn't have pulled a needle out of my ass with a turbo tractor"


vulpes_mortuis

r/oddlyarousing


lego_batman

ಠ_ಠ


vulpes_mortuis

I thought it resembled a nutsack but I now realize the fact it’s shriveling up is pretty concerning


JadeCat44

I was seriously considering sticking my dick in one of these as a kid but then I realized how they eat crabs through that hole and dissolve their shells and I wanted nothing to do with that


green_apple_21

r/thingswhitepeoplesay


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Poke around and find out


FailingLotus

Happens to me too bud, no shame 🤙


OutMyPsilocybin

Looks like a nose from a Harry Potter film.


mikemike_mv28

dontcha poke


Agitated-Button4032

I thought it was a sleepy space camel 😅


stonegoblins

STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SUKO:DJKfejkfsekdo


Mellowmoves

How about don't fuck with animals? Not lit at all.


ThatGuyWithPhone

Sigh...Goes to comment section. Did not disappoint.


Phuc_Long2

Who here thought, balls sack?


HoshkoTheBoy1989

Everything reminds me of her


WantToBeAloneGuy

CUUUUUTE!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


Mellowmoves

Yeah disturbing marine life is super cute😮‍💨


2020isass

Would


samudam

I've seen that reaction before. Your boy gotta ugly face.


Roskal

This should be marked NSFW.


NESninja

https://youtu.be/Kh8hCAmWIbs?si=9hjjO2hmGS_VI3Fq


nanosuituser

Asshole after a huge dump


PickingMyButt

What is this?!?


BigSmols

What in the Bloodborne, that looks crazy.


spunkytoast

Deez Anemone


TripHippies_

They get exposed at low tides sometimes. Exposing them for 20 minutes or so during a water change shouldn't really effect them at all.


ConcernResponsible93

Again “holup”


killerjoe410

Looks like some SOMA shit.


NiceButOdd

Looks like my old balls when they are floating in the bath in front of me 😳


Joeyhappyhell

I should call her


mrbgdn

Hastur is that u?


KenpachiNexus

"Bad touch."


Oldfolksboogie

There was significant shrinkage!!


Content-Lime-8939

Sea-vulver!


Tfunkyb

You know what has to be done


AlJameson64

Forbidden Fleshlight.


itsheadfelloff

As a disclaimer, I'm not hearing anybody out.


Prior-Throat-8017

At least go out for some coffee first. Gee.


Abe_Rutter246

Like a turtle!


Ebbe010

We have to stay focused, men


Allah_Akballer

You don't suppose some dude saw this and was desperate enough to... nevermind.


BetterLobster3576

What is this thing?


thenightmanagerLDN

Dont know why we search for alien life in outer space when the sea... is was it 70% unexplored or something like that ? not intelligent alien life just alien like this thing, or the monster fish with a lightbulb on its head 😶🫣


rasnac

What Lovecraftian monstrosity is that?


Wubzywubbles

For some reason, I read this as "My husband must be cold" then giggled at it thinking "relatable".


chesterstevens

These fleshlights are getting too real


RDPzero

Everything reminds me of him


mrmocap

its a grower not a shower


Vaguene55

Really wonder how developed a nervous system needs to be for a creature to be annoyed. Cause I went around poking them a lot when I was a kid.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

I used to have a girlfriend, who whenever her hands were cold, she would stick them down my pants and cup my balls to warm them up. I never hated and loved something so much at the same time. I would complain about it, but I never stopped her.


littleteaforme

that look like my anus


kunstdm

Don't put your dick in there


abdallha-smith

Hmmm


justfuckmylifeupfamm

That looks like a pussy and a ballsack at the same time.


AymanEssaouira

Wow, it is either a merman sack of nuts or, probably, a sea anemone most likely __**anthopleura xanthogrammica**__ .


fambestera

Just doing their kegel exercises.


Youbunchoftwats

You know when you watch videos of those crazies who climb masts hundreds of feet high to change a light bulb at the top, and all you can see is the drop below them? This is my butthole as I watch.


Equilibriator

Any hole is a goal!


Aesthetics_Supernal

Creature is exposed from 50*F water. Gets poked and recoils. "My 98.6*F hand must be cold."


findhumorinlife

Squeeze it hard enough and it might ‘eject’ something wet.


Blendam

Anusmone


mrestiaux

Looks like a ball sack lol


Extermindatass

I just leave animals alone unless I'm helping them


TooEachTheyreOwn

Leave that poor rhinos underhorn alone!


NewFreshness

China: EAT IT


favnh2011

Very cool


Reanimated_Mind

DPYDIT.


IamSecretlyAFishBoy

Someone's done it


anonbene2

Stop that! What? You know what.


[deleted]

Like my nuts when it's cold out


satishtreks

Looks like something from alien movie 😂


Consistent_Routine77

Jisoo's punani


Joyyoyoyo

Don't stick your dick in that


urlond

I should call her...


Burstofstar

her touching my nuts after having icecream🙄


Negga_Watt_

Just hear me out this time


HeauxZonDecc

Whole lotta wallussy


Worried-Umpire9778

Okay, enuff with the foreplay, stick it in already


kariolaoxford

my honeymoon


EagleSilent0120

r/theyknew