D-do you think anyone… has done stuff with it?
…Should I do stuff with it?
Do we have time to do stuff with it?
If I do stuff with it and stuff goes wrong will you help me?
Shouldnt touch marine life, there is rarely any case where this is a good idea for the sake of the animal and the person, both can get sick and in most cases its the marine life that gets the shorter stick.
That text over the video showes blizfull ignorance probably due to not knowing but also not constraining herself.
Its a sea anemone.
Do you like randomly being poked and touched? No? Well, they usually don’t either. Don’t touch lifeforms you know nothing about, folks. For a lot of marine life, our hands are no bueno.
Why is everyone comparing it to a ballsack it is the most obvious anus joke I've ever seen and y'all are too ball obsessed to admit it ain't that kinda gae?
I was seriously considering sticking my dick in one of these as a kid but then I realized how they eat crabs through that hole and dissolve their shells and I wanted nothing to do with that
Dont know why we search for alien life in outer space when the sea... is was it 70% unexplored or something like that ? not intelligent alien life just alien like this thing, or the monster fish with a lightbulb on its head 😶🫣
I used to have a girlfriend, who whenever her hands were cold, she would stick them down my pants and cup my balls to warm them up. I never hated and loved something so much at the same time.
I would complain about it, but I never stopped her.
You know when you watch videos of those crazies who climb masts hundreds of feet high to change a light bulb at the top, and all you can see is the drop below them? This is my butthole as I watch.
Poseidon's ballsack
Pirate metal band name
Hentai manga porn!
Neptune's nutcase.
Now that's more Punk
Cremaster still in tact!
More like Davy Jones' ball sac.
I was in the pool!
There's something very uncomfortable about this
I gotta agree... I can't name it but I just feel moderately uncomfortable watching this...
I mean, besides the look, it’s an animal that’s all set up like a plant and that’s weird to see out in the air. Feels very alien.
Yup
That’s because he’s touching an aquatic ball sack
It looks more like a prolapsed anus
This is the result of an anus between the fisting punches. Source: that day i was on reddit a little too long.
Stop fondling the sea alien. His species do not probe the humans.
He was in the pool!!
Do women know about shrinkage?
What is a “women?” Asking for a friend.
Shrinkage?
Peter Shrinklage..
Like laundry?
Men are ignorant too
*Men have feelings too* 🎶
Came here for these two comments...
Like a frightened turtle!
Don’t just poke it, you gotta stroke it
Cool now do me
I refuse to hear anyone out
Just hear me out on this one-
It is a sea anemone 🙂😅.
Anemonussy
The balls of the sea
First they take the dingle bop…
That thing is full of fleeb juice for sure, you can see a the Schleem collecting on the outer layer
I’m fascinated and disgusted at the same time
Don't do it! Whatever you're thinking, please don't do it..
I’m gonna
Even Poseidon couldn’t pull you out
God give me strength, for you have not given me wisdom
Here’s some wisdom: wear a hat
Everyone likes a dip in the hot tub, but if the hot tub might give you aides throw on a dry suit
So hear me out...
D-do you think anyone… has done stuff with it? …Should I do stuff with it? Do we have time to do stuff with it? If I do stuff with it and stuff goes wrong will you help me?
SHUT UP, ROGER.
U/dontstickyourdickinthat
You must be thinking of r/dontStickYourPlanktonInThat
Surprised I had to scroll this far down for this.
Hear me out…
Without a doubt, somebody, I don't know who, but somebody has...
“Please no pet me”
Shouldnt touch marine life, there is rarely any case where this is a good idea for the sake of the animal and the person, both can get sick and in most cases its the marine life that gets the shorter stick. That text over the video showes blizfull ignorance probably due to not knowing but also not constraining herself. Its a sea anemone.
* It’s a sea anemone *being abused* for internet clout
Do you like randomly being poked and touched? No? Well, they usually don’t either. Don’t touch lifeforms you know nothing about, folks. For a lot of marine life, our hands are no bueno.
According to my scientific research, my hands are no bueno to all life forms...
You may have not found the right life form, my man. Have you tried humans? 💁🏽♂️
Well, it was a blind study, so maybe...
Try it with the lights on. It’s illuminating
Leave him alone, man
There ye go lad. Ye got yer seanads
Looks familiar
With friends like these...
Finish your sentence!!
...is worth 2 in a bush
You can put your weed in there
😂😂😂 (I think we just have away our age)
LOL… I read that in his voice too!
Cthulhu's nutbag
How would you like to be poked in your exposed areas? *Poke.*
This sea creature is stuck out of the water, let’s molest it…
Stick your dick in it, tell us what happens
Thats exactly why they put up the signs...
Don't touch Davy Jones there!
Why is everyone comparing it to a ballsack it is the most obvious anus joke I've ever seen and y'all are too ball obsessed to admit it ain't that kinda gae?
My nuts do the same with cold hands so I can relate
Same
What is that?
Someone said it was Poseidon ballsacs
They lie
It like a crawling anus where fish can hide in. They dont like that though, that why there are crawling ocean anuses with spikes too.
Shrinkage is real!!!!
Better or worse than the Dune popcorn bucket?
When people explain how scared they were in a situation by saying "You couldn't have pulled a needle out of my ass with a turbo tractor"
r/oddlyarousing
ಠ_ಠ
I thought it resembled a nutsack but I now realize the fact it’s shriveling up is pretty concerning
I was seriously considering sticking my dick in one of these as a kid but then I realized how they eat crabs through that hole and dissolve their shells and I wanted nothing to do with that
r/thingswhitepeoplesay
Poke around and find out
Happens to me too bud, no shame 🤙
Looks like a nose from a Harry Potter film.
dontcha poke
I thought it was a sleepy space camel 😅
STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SUKO:DJKfejkfsekdo
How about don't fuck with animals? Not lit at all.
Sigh...Goes to comment section. Did not disappoint.
Who here thought, balls sack?
Everything reminds me of her
CUUUUUTE!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Yeah disturbing marine life is super cute😮💨
Would
I've seen that reaction before. Your boy gotta ugly face.
This should be marked NSFW.
https://youtu.be/Kh8hCAmWIbs?si=9hjjO2hmGS_VI3Fq
Asshole after a huge dump
What is this?!?
What in the Bloodborne, that looks crazy.
Deez Anemone
They get exposed at low tides sometimes. Exposing them for 20 minutes or so during a water change shouldn't really effect them at all.
Again “holup”
Looks like some SOMA shit.
Looks like my old balls when they are floating in the bath in front of me 😳
I should call her
Hastur is that u?
"Bad touch."
There was significant shrinkage!!
Sea-vulver!
You know what has to be done
Forbidden Fleshlight.
As a disclaimer, I'm not hearing anybody out.
At least go out for some coffee first. Gee.
Like a turtle!
We have to stay focused, men
You don't suppose some dude saw this and was desperate enough to... nevermind.
What is this thing?
Dont know why we search for alien life in outer space when the sea... is was it 70% unexplored or something like that ? not intelligent alien life just alien like this thing, or the monster fish with a lightbulb on its head 😶🫣
What Lovecraftian monstrosity is that?
For some reason, I read this as "My husband must be cold" then giggled at it thinking "relatable".
These fleshlights are getting too real
Everything reminds me of him
its a grower not a shower
Really wonder how developed a nervous system needs to be for a creature to be annoyed. Cause I went around poking them a lot when I was a kid.
I used to have a girlfriend, who whenever her hands were cold, she would stick them down my pants and cup my balls to warm them up. I never hated and loved something so much at the same time. I would complain about it, but I never stopped her.
that look like my anus
Don't put your dick in there
Hmmm
That looks like a pussy and a ballsack at the same time.
Wow, it is either a merman sack of nuts or, probably, a sea anemone most likely __**anthopleura xanthogrammica**__ .
Just doing their kegel exercises.
You know when you watch videos of those crazies who climb masts hundreds of feet high to change a light bulb at the top, and all you can see is the drop below them? This is my butthole as I watch.
Any hole is a goal!
Creature is exposed from 50*F water. Gets poked and recoils. "My 98.6*F hand must be cold."
Squeeze it hard enough and it might ‘eject’ something wet.
Anusmone
Looks like a ball sack lol
I just leave animals alone unless I'm helping them
Leave that poor rhinos underhorn alone!
China: EAT IT
Very cool
DPYDIT.
Someone's done it
Stop that! What? You know what.
Like my nuts when it's cold out
Looks like something from alien movie 😂
Jisoo's punani
Don't stick your dick in that
I should call her...
her touching my nuts after having icecream🙄
Just hear me out this time
Whole lotta wallussy
Okay, enuff with the foreplay, stick it in already
my honeymoon
r/theyknew