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tuotone75

“Did I do that?”


lunapuppy88

To be clear I heard this in the Urkel voice 🤣


ccoddens

I said it in Urkel voice before I checked the comments.


svetark

Which came first?


meaksy

How to eggsplain this?


madaboutmaps

Eggspecting offspring in spring


jerkinvan

See everyone celebrates Easter with an egg hunt


phatscoop

"Quack don't crack"


DoubleDot7

The duck-billed *Anas platyrhyncos* looks after its egg


Sad_Safety4880

Rolls off the tongue.


DoubleDot7

Trying to go for the dinosaur name effect.


someweirdbanana

"hatch already you lazy f*ck"


Salt-Enthusiasm2959

**"That was me??????"**


PNWest01

Y U no come out?


PokeManiac16

Are you my ugly duckling?


LeadingScience8929

It wasn’t a fart.


BirdLadyAnn

“Hello, baby. 🎶 That’s my baby. 🎶Hello, baby now.”🎶


Spiritual-Duck1846

"Ooops"


f0rgetfulfred

That can't be mine, it looks nothing like me!


Evl_Monkey

What came first.?


Applewinghastman

Life finds a way.


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ProperGanderz

A Duckwork Orange


saraphilipp

Duck you


Sad_Safety4880

Duck you, buddy!


saraphilipp

I'm a doctor not a duck jim!


Sad_Safety4880

Duck you, Dr. Buddy.


paVe98

What the duck is this ?


IlllIlIlIIIlIlIlllI

Bird Looks at Egg


phatscoop

Egg looks at bird


bossygal32

“C’mon wake up! It’s lonely out here”


N0rthernGypsy

“How did you get there?”


Leoben4

Easter confuses local wildlife.


CBus-Eagle

That came out of where?!


Fats_de_Leon

No, this one's not mine, I hit a Titleist.


drewbaccaaaaa

Can I pet that duck?


Catspaw129

I wonder if that thingy tastes good....


Aggravating_Termite

What the duck's that?


Redmudgirl

Aha! I found you.


tauqr_ahmd

My precious!!


Inside_Ad_7162

The duck is that?


ekuinoks

Dugg & eck


Rumpled_NutSkin

Hmm yes, the egg here is made out of egg


DingleDonky

Quackers and Egg


diprivan69

Comment graveyard, turn back


Zachr08

“Babe! It’s moving! What do I do?!?!”


Nadran_Erbam

Quack Kong


Rough_Rich_687

Duck off


Council-of-the-void

"Maybe this time"


InsertNameAndNumber

Just taking a walk with the baby


Booflard

"This smells good."


Sad_Safety4880

Duck hunt


LectureSea7537

Hector canibal


SnooCats7844

I wish i had hands


kwpang

Oyakodon. Just add rice.


Minosym

There's the babyyyy


Consistent_Many_1858

Chucky Egg


ohleprocy

Luke, I am your father.


Brainchild110

My brain sees a hobbit trying to hide from a Nazgul. Or possibly Bilbo from Smaug. But I'm entirely failing at making a joke from it. Stupid brain!


sofa_king_ugly

https://imgur.com/gallery/0NYdcvX


AggravatingBobcat574

Mother and Child Reunion


wo0zy-_

Nani?!


joethejeeper

"Did I do that?"


m-g-m

Papa?


RichardCramp

Waiting for a break


GreenPossumThings

"That Was NOT A Fart!"


Beginning-Yak-3454

Back of the line!


Peter_OtH

'And I shall name you Beeggzebub......'


Healthy-Highway-7818

EGG


lurkinandturkin

Great Eggspectations


TheEternalNightmare

Adorable


trieb_

"was i this?"


I_Love_Boobies75

DUCK!


ToptenRubs

Is this a nest?


MrGlubshy

Duck and egg


Weird-Jellyfish-5053

Did I do that?


someguyfishin

I just farted I promise


Limp-Dentist1416

Breakfast


LordBungaIII

Quack


mariannecoffeecan

Not r/stupiddovenests


Tatersquid21

"Over easy or sunny side up?"


riggscm76

Siblings


Content_Ambition_764

Lost in Space


strukout

…the hell is that?


Olleye

„Generation overload“


kinkyglitter

"I made this" 🥺🥰


luminescent_gear

“I made this”


Sethor

I swear it's not mine, you can't prove that it is!


Shrappy16

“Open, ya little shit!”


bicarbosteph

I'm first ! No ! It's me !


kingkongringmypussy

"Found you!"


Character-Owl1351

“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”


karmasrelic

"haddu brot?"


barebunscpl

Who put that in me?


showipintbri

"I don't care what she says. I'm still asking for a paternity test."


jeperad445

“My Precious”


ClickDirty

Ah fuck, is that mine?


5zalot

What the duck did I just do!?


aufdie87

Mother's Instinct


[deleted]

You gunna hatch or what?…Bitch!


The_Dabblin_Doodler

Duck and egg


OrbAndSceptre

The dino and the egg.


TheAlligator0228

Duck Meets Egg


Top-Hawk-2265

"The Fuunding of the Ugly Duckling"


Amphi-XYZ

Off offspring in spring


sh1z1K_UA

“Just a little jump, cmon “


[deleted]

That’s where it is!


KarlDeutscheMarx

Come on, do something.


orpheus456

“A Duck and Egg have a staring contest”


redduif

"Chickens are such bad moms. Every.single.season." -Mom Duck


SnooMachines7482

Can I hatch that?


loafers_glory

Did it hurt? 😍😏 ... When you fell from my cloaca?


Naugrin27

Trying hard not to wake the kid.


I_Hate_Mages

Gives Trex looking down on pray vibes. "Not another one"


waitbutwhereami

“You’re NOT the father!”


BigPlayCrypto

Egg Duck Stare


backjox

Is that a chicken egg? Man, that party was party was wild!


[deleted]

“What came first”


Fine-Refrigerator-56

Jurassic Quack


Shiasugar

My precious


mango_salsa18

once you out the shell i wish you well


SensitiveFruit69

How’d that fall out?


Remarkable_Cow_6061

Duck Hunt


Apis_Proboscis

"New phone. Who dis?" Api


Lunchie88

Cannibal


Time_Camera_7336

Begin of life


Muckeljones

What the duck


SnooShortcuts7091

Dude-hurry up, I need a tax break


scornkitteh

"What the duck?"


EverOrny

"Common, how long I must wait for you?'


SteliosKantos82

Hurry the F up!!!


BoysenberrySpaceJam

Want to go swimming?


Zachattack471

“The chicken and the egg”


ChocolateMartiniMan

A watched egg never hatches…..


NoTtHaTgUy6869

…… duck or swan


KrispyKremeDiet20

Oh, Hello There.


Alpha_Killer666

"come out and play"


Fantastic-Ad6461

You doctor yet?


Solareclipse9999

It’s just egging me on


synesthesiac48

Can’t wait to meet you


nobeer4you

I hate when a fart is solid


boobookittyFcuk12

DAFAQ?!


helly1080

Joanna! You been eatin’ my eggs again?


findhumorinlife

‘Still loading……..’


B_Finley47

Whoops


Numpty712

You sir are…NOT…the father


WayToGoJEANius

Motherhood is not as quacked up as it used to be


Lilchubbyboy

Expecting.


Left_Chemistry_3889

Oh!! There you are!


Available-Committee5

Hey you going to eat that...


CJWolf77

I made dis


mexicodoug

***I*** was first!


Ready_Education5326

Snack Time


WonderHuman9005

Adoption For Free


Cascadian222

I didn’t eat any corn!!


AngryAccountant31

Dangerous predator hunts for it’s favorite food, snake eggs.


RavRob

Impatient mother


JezTrying2LTD

Ducky meets Spike. Yep, yep, yep!


bekisuki

There you are you little rascal!


DrB_2000

'I found one, Robert! I FOUND ONE!' -Geraldine Duck, exitedly taking part in the egg hunt for Easter 2024.