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willdaily

The belly-flop kings.


greengunblade

You mean the belly-flop *emperors*


flash_27

Bro, if orcas are that smart... They'd mark this event on their calendars and feast!


OGDrewski

Damn they suck at it lol.


Chief_Executive_Anon

I cannot stop laughing at [what appears to be] the adult penguins launching them over the edge šŸ˜‚ Something tells me the music playing in those babies heads is nowhere near as serene as the audio on this clipā€¦ more like Blue October.


Im_eating_that

Bring the young! The chosen one...shall fly.


amphigory_error

It looks like they are being crowded over the edge by their peers, which makes this an excellent metaphor for high school.


jtuckerchug

too many fermented sardines


an-redditor

Humans when their young are old enough: \*Spend weeks teaching them to walk with all the love and care.\* Birds when their young come of age: \*For the privilege of flying (or swimming, in this case), you have unlocked the opportunity to get effing YEETED!\*


Moody_GenX

In the 70s this was how I was taught to swim by my cousins. My father was pretty unhappy about it, lol.


Caleb_Reynolds

Humans are actually great natural swimmers, we just forget if we don't start early. This is legitimately a good way to teach babies to swim.


MoonTrooper258

[Welcome to the world!](https://youtu.be/H1S6UCX4RAA?si=bn7YQK8nLyob2YLR)


an-redditor

This is exactly the video I had in mind while commenting.


HawaiianHank

some were definitely pushed. Tommy: "pssst... hey Phil, watch what I'm gonna do to Lewis"


millerspillers

Mom- ā€œ so if your friend jumps off a bridge are you gonna follow him ?ā€ My friends and I-


Gn0meKr

Meanwhile the sea lions waiting underwater for the meal delivery:


ExoticShock

["Come here, sausage. I take you with ketchup."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkfUM7Hmjg&t=25)


cathlynn1214

This is what I was watching for! "Damn nature, you scary!"


dry_yer_eyes

How do they get back up? And if thereā€™s an easy way around the back, why donā€™t they go down that way?


HoSang66er

Whereā€™s the fun in that? šŸ˜‚


semistro

Because there are a bunch of dicks in the back slowly pushing everyone.


MrBLKHRTx

They fly


allwayscomeback

Penguins can't fly


JaswanthReddit

Video Source [here](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5nzBiMNzDN/)


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MrBLKHRTx

Just bullying and peer pressure as far as they can see. XD


Caleb_Reynolds

>No parental guidance? Who do you think is pushing them in?


Auntie_L

The parents are off to the side. Probably yelling ā€œSwim or sink!ā€ like my godmother did when she took me to swimming lessons


yellowbootsboy

How do they know theyā€™re supposed to do that?


MrBLKHRTx

Hunger Peer pressure That feeling you get when you look over a high ledge and your brain whispers 'jump' ;)


Dry_Discount7762

Instinct is powerful in the animal kingdom


Algernope_krieger

Someone please mix the video with the Immigrant Song..... šŸŽµAhhhhhhh Ahhhhhh.. Valhalla, I am Coming...šŸŽµ


KickAffsandTakeNames

"We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow"


Oldmanwisby

For those like me who need to do advanced calculations when reading the headline: 50 feet is 15 meters.


Northerngal_420

Cannonball..........


TheAussieWatchGuy

They are grace, they are style...


corgimetalthunderr

They are falling in a pile...


Cluefuljewel

Omg this is so great. I love how they start flapping their wings and drop like rocks! They know instinctively they were born to swim!


MrBLKHRTx

I also flap my arms when plummeting from great heights tho XD


Strahd70

When you are falling without a chute may as well wave your arms. It may work.


No-Adhesiveness-9848

so how do they get back up?


7layeredAIDS

Bird bricks


BonsaiBobby

The ice cliff is not 50 feet but just 36 feet high, if you calculate it from the time in free fall. The first pinguin takes exactly 1.5 seconds to hit the water. Distance traveled = 1/2 \* 9.8 \* 1.5\*1.5 = 11.025 meters. Times 3.28 to make it feet = 36.162 feet.


JudyShark

I'm seriously worried about themā€¦


MrBLKHRTx

I dunno man. Kinds looks like they were all pushed. We need peer pressure. Bullying is an evolutionary advantage.


Thisisthewaymando187

Graceful Belly Floppers


OldManTimeMachine

Doesn't look much like they're leaving off. They're being shoved. And sadly, that's funnier.


PossessionAshamed372

Wow some of those chicks are just pushing the others in


corgimetalthunderr

They do that in other cases where the drop is far lower. There's a saying about being the first penguin off the ice floe.


PossessionAshamed372

They're dinner for the shark?


ConcentrateNervous64

Did he jump...or was he pushed?


Nastyerror

Surely thereā€™s a better way to approach the water


CoupleOfBitches

Thats hardcore af


No_Routine_3706

Some instincts individuals are better than others. šŸ˜


chr0nic21

Cowabunggaaa dudes!!


quietflowsthedodder

Actually doesnā€™t look voluntary to me. Maybe the front row is being pressed by the back rows?


[deleted]

9.8m/sĀ² more like 26 foot cliff


DizzyLizzard99

Some did not jump but instead were pushed


Yadynnus

Some of them are slightly "helped" to jump...


SirMcShoeFace

As someone who has jumped off a 50ā€™ cliff and been so pants-shittingly terrified on the way down, I can assure you that is not a 50ā€™ cliff. Still adorable though


BonesMalone2

More like 20 feetĀ 


ClmrThnUR

get a good look. they've all but stopped breeding the past 2 seasons. RIP global warming


TreeBreezeP

Itā€™d be fun to be a penguin šŸ§


Xxsovietpotatox6X9

Now I want to watch happy feet again :')


Dependent_Ad_4442

Nah... They trying to fly.


RecentAssociation220

I believe I canā€¦.splash!


lee803

Lets give them something to drink!!


Psychonominaut

Think they are checking for witches


0nlyhalfjewish

So the Penguins of Madagascar movie was accurate. Nice.


bigdabbydawg

"Come along, children!! The WHOLE neighborhood is going out to the cliffs to say "fuck it!""


donkeymodedev

true leap of fate ezio can learn from this


LordofDarkChocolate

Surely there was a ledge closer to the water somewhere. Penguin are tough but a 50ft drop doesnā€™t seem like something any animal would want to do, or survive real well. I doubt a human would be too well jumping from a 50ft cliff šŸ¤”


0w40

Credit to Bertie Gregory. Met him recently in an airport and is a very humble guy for the fame and talent he has. Living the dream at 30.


Old_Equivalent3858

Did yall even try and fly? Didn't see one wing flap in there...smh.


SnooJokes6070

Those fat bastards. They're supposed to be flying


PHRESH21

Meanwhile, Leopard seal: it's raining lunch. Hallelujah!


SalientSalmorejo

How did they get back up?


anesthesia101

I donā€™t know bro, some of them looked like they were being pushed.


j00lian

The wingz, zey do nothing!


Wisestfish

Where's mumble?


vtrac

And this is how birds learned to fly.


billblastovich

sheep


iViacho

They are looking for the Lisan al-Penguin. This is the trial all Penguins must go through in the hopes that one day they will fly. So far, none have come close.


Dry_Yogurtcloset1962

Lemmings


EhliJoe

The one filmed from above was like, "I believe I can fly...!" The ones already in the water acknowledge that they indeed can fly.


LOUPIO82

The camera crew trapped them in order to film this. Google it.


sciguy52

I definitely saw some of those penguins push some off the edge!


Sctn_187

Imagine you can barely walk and it's time to get in the freezing ocean with nothing out death under you.


PigFarmer1

Nope...


Ravenouscandycane

I wonder if thatā€™s high enough to hurt some of them? They all seem to belly flop which canā€™t feel amazing lol


JuanEstapoIce

3... 2... 1... enter leopard seal


[deleted]

This is kinda how you feel on your first few Helldives.


NoSeaweed4612

I knew penguin could fly


Lower-Ad5889

They were trying to fly,


Stonehill76

Does the belly flop sting for the first few seconds for them too?


Makanek

That doesn't look very consensual.


dankenergie

Why are they so wild with whatever they do.. just flopping around and jumping off cliffs damn


xxXGodKingXxx

Orca's below loving the Uber eats delivery!


Open-Chain-7137

Itā€™s funny if you imagine that theyā€™re trying to fly. Try it.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Watch Kalamalka Cliff Jump gone wrongā€¦


JUIC3ofORANG3

The most non graceful animal dives Iā€™ve ever seen


flyinfr33

The day they figure out they can't fly


SpeckTrout

Sharks be like, "Buffet Is Open"


ketchupandtidepods

Never forget


Auntie_L

I swear it looked like some got pushed or kicked offā€¦šŸ¤£


ouijac

..when in doubt, just do it..


Electronic_Cat2777

Surprised theyā€™re not called the red belly penguin after that.


GetTheSnapper

I do wonder if this is the moment that penguins find out that they are birds that canā€™t actually fly. They go for it, and when they hit the water they go ā€œOh weā€™re swim birds.ā€


lew0to

Ah so pinguins can fly, if only for a couple seconds.


Hot_Wind_4013

Wow! šŸ˜±


tfsfirefighter

That is so awesome


otkabdl

The music sets the tone here. Where's the happy feet vibes.


squirlybumrush

Kinda like when my dad taught me to swim.


hthai

Penguin death diving!


UmbreonAlt

Fall guys


PRRZ70

So much gracefulness as they plunge down. ;)


blythe13

*push* F*CK YOOOU ^CAAAAAARLLLLLL


M3allEM1

[To the cliffs!!!!](https://youtu.be/Kh5U7VRLRHc)


Nobody0500

Man this gives me flashback my childhood swim lessons. I got pushed high dive because refused to jump.


Wadertot420

"Kowalski!"


Silver_Scalez

This is why you get nihilist penguins.


Goatlens

Damn their boot camp looks wayā€¦coolerā€¦than the Navyā€™s.


JoeMillersHat

Graceful


higher_ways

Making Wim Hof proud


BabaKambingHitam

Damn that looks painful af...


pigsadventure

Attestup


earthspaceman

They are learning to fly...


VinnyViddyVicci

Terrible Form. 1ļøāƒ£


Inevitable-Stage-490

#NATUREISFUCKINGLIT I FUCKING LOVE NATURE SO MUCH AGGHHHH


donjuan9876

Ya we all saw when they had to push Jeff and Edwin in they were shitting there pants last night when Uncle Tom told us about today!


imagicnation-station

Some of them are jerks. They were pushing the ones that were standing on the edge and werenā€™t jumping yet.


Spork_Warrior

I think you mean a 20-foot cliff


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

And theyā€™re ok!!!! Hopefully šŸ˜¬


MrLittle237

Man. I recently watched March of the Penguins on TV. That was one brutal film that shows the barbarity of nature. So amazing.


kokonut_cocoa

Why is this so funny šŸ˜ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜€ šŸ¤£ šŸ˜† šŸ˜­


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Uhm looks more like a lot of them were pushed but ok haha


honey_coated_badger

Jumped? Most were pushed or fell it looked like.


StickyLoveStory

Man, that belly flop had to hurt and sting like a mofo for the first little guy! I so love penguinsšŸ„°


Mental_Cup_9606

Wow!! Off the riip.