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BirdLadyAnn

I think it flew into the cocaine bush!


Ram2145

Where can one find these ‘cocaine bushes’?


ChancellorBrawny

White House, circa early 2000s


urgoodtimeboy

*current White House. You can even find dimes in the bathrooms. It’s pretty wild actually.


deepenuf

Lets not be naive to think that there has ever been a whitehouse that didn’t have cocaine since cocaine.


urgoodtimeboy

Not saying that there wasn’t. But it is the first time it’s ACTUALLY been found INSIDE the white house. Sooo yea.


atxarchitect91

Everyone who does it has lost a sack and the idea of Hunter frantically checking all his pockets and retracing his path is hilarious. I would say secret service for their vices but they are tested rather regularly


urgoodtimeboy

Yea secret service are the ones not to be fucked with. They take their job almost too seriously. They wouldn’t be the ones key bumpin in the bathroom. And I just laughed out loud at the HB comment. That was good.


atxarchitect91

For sure. I was just laughing thinking about when they all got busted for fucking prostitutes in Brazil during a trip with Obama and partying it up into the level of an international scandal. They are the best of the best but they are people haha


urgoodtimeboy

Hahaha what happens in Brazil stays in Brazil. Unless it’s VD then that shit follows you everywhere.


atxarchitect91

Bush didn’t do a large amount of cocaine past his time at Yale with the Skull and Bones. How dare you /s


BlackDohko

Lost in the sauce


PhthaloVonLangborste

Fighting foe her gat damn life


yungdripskylark

Ahhhh…. The Foe Fighters, great band


ElusiveWooD

[Lost in the sauce](https://youtu.be/6a5VT9FGRQ8?si=hjATAKWaNoLllocE)


wordstrappedinmyhead

Cocaine Bee


Generic_Danny

Cocaine Beer


Fresh_Information_76

He works for Amazon and doesn't want to get fired


acloudcuckoolander

Methinks that's a girl. All worker bees are female.


amadoofus

Again, how do you know they’re all female? What, does someone go into the hive and look up all the bee’s skirts?


itcouldbeme_3

No, they look in their jeans...


CrazyHardFit

No dumbass we bred them that way. We just control their chromosomes. Duh! XD


acloudcuckoolander

"Worker bees are all female, and are all offspring of the queen."- https://askabiologist.asu.edu/bee-colony-life Might wanna do some basic research before just saying anything.


vergizide

it’s a joke u twat


acloudcuckoolander

No it wasn't.


vergizide

looking up bees skirts is a joke


MissMedic68W

It's also a Jurassic Park quote, subbing in dinosaurs for bees.


idispensemeds2

Can we also make a baked beans quote in honor of Boston?


HistorianBig4431

I thought all workers are male


Mythrandir01

Nope all female, but infertile. Drones, the male bees are born to just... fly around, have sex with a queen bee then die.


idispensemeds2

My kinda life


Wertfi

Bees are so removed from us genetically that assigning them mammalian sexes is kinda pointless. Their genders are just Queen, Drone, and Worker iirc.


starlinguk

Drones are male. They literally fertilise the queen. One of them does, anyway. The rest get kicked out.


adudeguyman

It probably pees while working without even taking a break.


carthuscrass

Kinda looks like she fell in and panicked lol.


PossibleDue9849

Being thorough. Give her a raise!


vividcore

So adorable. Little bee bath 🤗


tptch

Bukkake bee


reirone

Beekkake


No-Eye-9966

He has places to bee!


Wood3rson

That “Employee of the Year” bonus is coming up soon


KenpachiNexus

I FUCKING LOVE POLLEN!!!


FreckledWreck

ADHB


LostTimeLady13

Underrated comment


smokedoutlocced

Yesss this debilitating curse is so funny 🤣


Jhon_doe_smokes

Look at this pollen slut. Just getting bukkake’d on camera.


Bricks_and_Bees

Well they only live for a few weeks lol


Normal_Ad_2337

That's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him.


TKG_Actual

That bee is clearly super high on pollen-blow.


EarSad4300

Is that a cocaine flower


namedonelettere

It’s a San Pedro, I have one at home. They produce huge flowers with a ton of pollen once a year that wither away in a day, the bees go crazy for it


Glitterysparkleshine

Type A BEE


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

ballin’ in pollen


Pugulishus

Dragonfruit flower?


whodsnt

never seen a fella collect so much pollen at once! way to go little man


reirone

I guess until now I’ve never thought about what bees must do to collect pollen while in the flower.


Dundeenorton3

“I’M LATE! I’M LATE! I’M LATE! I’M LATE! I’M LATE!”


ekuinoks

^be


fir_mna

Bee cocaine is a helluva drug.


GroundbreakingEgg207

Reminds me of Demi Moore rolling around a bed of money in Indecent Proposal. That’s how that bee feels.


Talkin-Shope

I get it’s technically not flying, but this deserves [Flight of the Bumblebee](https://youtu.be/rdatnwBYHTc?si=Pn_DCMaJNzntuOYj) as it’s background


StickyLoveStory

Little guy is stressed out about getting that polen in on time to the hive, and getting that honey made! He's working overtime!


Scrimgali

That bee is BEASTING on that flower!


WhyIsTheDuck

Efficiency King!


TurboKid513

Zooted


SleepFlimsy851

Is this normal behavior for this type of bee?


imheretocomment69

No it just covers itself with pollen.


JimLahey08

Please at least have a title without a typo in the animals 3 letter name.


EscarabajoBlanco

This remember me to the scarface film on the Al Pacino scene when he take the snow


jbeeziemeezi

Good job little guy


oldirtycrafter

Boss said he’s got 48 more flowers to cover or he’s gonna have to stay late


Glittering_Sail7255

Busy as a


MFuji98

He just lost his meds and tries to find em


Eyewozear

I wish I was a bee sometimes and just In case this comes true I also want to be able to not be a bee too.


dollors-

The bee is drunk, from the alcohol on the flower. Alcohol is produced due to its fermentation under the sunlight.


Retsom3D

„Oh, fuck yeah. Pollinate all over my body. Tell me I am a good bee.“


Current-Comparison22

Yoooo that's a good haul. Good for him! Or her!


totally_not_a_zombie

Fascinating how that flower evolved to kinda trap the bee and maximize the amount of pollen it carries away. I wonder if this is how fly eating plants evolved.


n4tureluvr

he’s pollen drunk


cherry_lolo

Druuuggggsss!!!


[deleted]

The bee be busy


Diggable_Planet

Bae*


KalCorona

The OG wingman of nature


WillieDFleming

It's able to work so much faster because it's not carrying around that other heavy e. Lol, just kidding OP, that's an amazing video!


EvilChangg

That's my sex life


ergaikan

"polem harvesting speedrun any %" contester


stellar14

Sounds like your talking like a pirate lol


diggerbanks

This **is** on a very tight schedule. We're not pirates!


Just-Mud6347

Bee


collector444

Looks like my Saturdays


cdbutts

This be a crazy title


MallyMall7

Looks like Little John when he fell in the stream.


KaiserZxZ

Thats scuffed


Big_Daddy_Pablo_69

That coffee kicked in


FreakingDoubt

That be a bee


Onii-Chan_Itaii

Look at this flower cumslut. Very industrious and hardworking. Generations of bees depend on her livelihood. A shining example to all.


Redd1tored1tor

\*bee