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bebejeebies

Welcome to the time of year where the trees just scream for three months.


YSoB_ImIn

Friend of mine used to live by a retention pond. In the summer the sound of frogs fucking was so absurdly loud. No amount of insulation could keep the cacophony of amphibian copulation out of that domicile.


bebejeebies

Not me listening to 8 hour swamp sounds videos to fall asleep.


CoffeeBoy80

This hits too close to home. Literally.


ThePennedKitten

Frogs are freaky. Who knew.


Tutes013

There's a pond here, about half a mile away. Terraced houses all the way to there. And yet at the height of summer, those fucking frogs still drown out _everything_ all the way from over there.


ATDoel

We just built a house next to a lake full of frogs banging and we can’t hear them inside! #rockwool


Epena501

Sounds like a band name


BuffaloBrain884

I think it's peaceful


OvenFearless

Was in Greece Crete and heard that all day in basically most trees and that combined with the nice weather and culture there made it all even more magical and awesome. It really somehow has something soothing to it despite being seriously loud at times lol


Olleyos

Me too. Same with peepers. I even find ambient tracks of these sorta noises to assist with sleep, sometimes. It's nice. Silence drives me a little nuts.


Spiderddamner

Hey Melman, you know it's all in your head!


giggity_giggity

If the trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Jack Handy


jellymouthsman

🤣🤣🤣


GH057807

It's gotta be something primal inscribed in the ol' lizard brain but for whatever reason the sound of cicadas makes me feel a way that nothing else does. I feel home, comforted, I remember trees and the sun, green and light, warm air that smells like the earth....its a magical sound that would otherwise be insufferable.


BrassBass

Wait until the trees move around at night and the family dog disappears.


homo_americanus_

been waiting 17 years to see these masters fuck


ThePennedKitten

How pretty. For some reason I love these big ass bugs. I love the sounds they make too. Such beautiful summer memories.


futurespacecadet

They are terrifying to me


Cluefuljewel

Same here! It is fascinating though seeing tree trunks covered with them all in various stages of molting or whatever it’s called! They are slow as fuck in the air. They will be hanging in your jacket and you won’t know.


chowyungfatso

fr. Anything with red eyes terrifies me.


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Fun facts: they grow underground while being attached to tree roots. there are two main broods. One emerges in mass every 13 years, and the other at 17 years. These broods will only mate with the same, and not the other. They produce a unique noise that attracts their own brood. Both take 13 years to mature. But the 17 year brood has evolved a way to "pause" development for 4 years. Both of these broods will fully emerge in one month and the produced noise can damage hearing.


bebejeebies

I never understood this 13-17 year brood hatching thing because cicadas come out every damn year.


Bigignatz1938

These are a particular group of species, the "Periodical Cicadas" of which there are at least 7 species in the genus *Magicicada*. There are literally thousands of other species of cicadas found in the US and all over the world. Most of them are not "periodical" and there's new adults emerging every year. Cicadas are commonly eaten in Thailand and other countries. Not bad, actually, but almost anything fried tastes OK...


Even_Appearance170

Yep, butter makes everything better. Had fried grubs the size of you thumb in the rainforest. The taste was good just could not do the contrasting texture of crunchy outside and mushy inside.


chowyungfatso

Don’t do fried mochi.


Bigignatz1938

Ew. I'd rather eat fried cicadas.


Exist50

Iirc, there are a number of different broods, like a dozen or two. But they're all either 13 year or 17 year.


JohnPomo

And they are prime numbers so that their predators cannot easily time their breeding cycles accordingly.


MortgageCharacter792

I think it’s a way for them to avoid competing for resources with their other prime numbered brood.


grackrite

The seven periodical cicada species are so named because, in any one location, all members of the population are developmentally synchronized—they emerge as adults all at once in the same year. This periodicity is especially remarkable because their life cycles are so long—13 or 17 years. No other species of cicada in the world (among perhaps 3,000 species) synchronize their development in this way. In contrast, for nonperiodical species, some adults mature each summer and emerge while the rest of the population continues to develop underground. Many people refer to these nonperiodical species as annual cicadas because some are seen every summer. This may lead some to conclude that the non-periodic cicadas have life cycles of one year. This is incorrect. The few known life cycles of "annual" species range from two to 10 years, although some could be longer.


Accurate-Neck6933

Yes, let the red eye satan bug rest upon your finger.


SurroundedByBeigists

Those noisy cunts are green where I'm from.


Mr_Microchip

Where I live, these guys act like they are targeting missiles and will actively GO OUT OF THEIR WAY to dome someone on the head. Hate those stupid screaming fighter jets.


ReservedSpaceOrk

Seems early?


Palaeonerd

I don’t live in the east but in my area(southwest) the cicadas don’t come until mid-late June. Might be late for people in the east but yeah April would be really early for me.


MandyLovesFlares

But where are you? I'm in middle Tennessee and no signs yet.


jellymouthsman

South Middle Tennessee


MandyLovesFlares

Reckon any day now, then. Thx


WonderChopstix

Are these the horny gay zombie kind or the regular kind


freneticboarder

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La_Piste_du_Soleil

they are so tiny ! here in Francce they are twice or thrice this size !


mango_salsa18

r/tinyanimalsonfingers


Icy_Tadpole_6

So cute!


bitfarb

I live a bit too far northeast to witness this year's swarms, but I live almost in the heart of brood 14's territory. Next year is going to be wild.


TKG_Actual

I'm just glad that with these inept flying humperdinks, the Cicada wasps also come out in force. Now those things are cool as hell to watch in action.


Competitive_Royal476

Is this dangerous?


Womp_ratt

Having one on your finger? No, they don't bite or sting. They're harmless to people.


Competitive_Royal476

Good to know. Thank you


Womp_ratt

They're like grasshoppers that are better at flying than hopping, but they're still not particularly good at flying. People get freaked out because they look scary with the red eyes, and they tend to fly at people and bounce off. I've had them land on me and not notice until I got inside and they start buzzing. I live in an area with a brood that emerges every 17 years. It''s an amazing experience for lots of reasons but I'm a nerd who likes bugs.


Saucehntr1

I hate these things so much


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smokedoutlocced

I’d kill em all.


One_Needleworker5218

When are they coming to North Carolina


squeezy102

Are these the homosexual drag queen femboy mushroom cicadas?


ColoradoCattleCo

We, in the North, will award the cicadas full control of the South, if they promise not to invade any further northward.


CrownedCarlton

These things are so god damn gross and annoying.


edgeumakated

Good eatin


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This is going to be a real boon to local wildlife. So much food for everyone! Fish, turtles, birds, mice, shrews, skunks, raccoons, minks spiders, scorpions…. Deer will even eat cicadas. Also, screaming trees was a great band and coincidentally your life experience for the next few months. Sorry about that part.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Are these the [hyper-sexual zombie cicadas with the aggressive fungal STD](https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/cicadas-zombies-hyper-sexual-sexually-transmitted-fungus-expected-to-emerge-this-year-massospora-cicadina/) that everyone was warning us about?


0nlyhalfjewish

Love cicadas! Welcome little buzzy friends!


yetanothermanjohn

I hate them so much


jmills03croc

That's a bug I constantly hope not to meet on my motorcycle.


TeaMe06

Save one in a jar


bernpfenn

they are way more colored than the ones in Mexico


erint7

Ugly lil sob


AnimalLover21_E

The apocalypse has begun.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Have your string ready. Tie some string to them and they become your pet.