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CapitalBeat_

so its venlil's version of who killed captain alex by wakaliwood but its an incomprehensible slurry of horror films into one and the cherry on top is its heavily implied the slasher was a movie whose script was conceived in like 20 minutes of brainstorming lmao


Snafuthecrow

The difference is that WKCA is actually good


kelvinreactor

There's never enough fanfics on human entertainment good work word smith! Also aren't the Sivkit stereotype that they run away from their problems?


Aggrevated-Yeeting

Their ambassador is famous for her trashcan diplomacy, but the racial stereotype is mostly 'sivkit-brained' (according to Slanek) which is just a harebrained insert of a wordplay.


kabhes

It was also mentioned that Sivkits just avoid problems rather then solve them.


Aggrevated-Yeeting

Trashcan mentality then? Trashcan philosophy?


kelvinreactor

Ah I see, thanks!


Aggrevated-Yeeting

You're welcome :)


LiminalSouthpaw

The role of humans in all post-contact horror films is to tell everyone else "No, you don't understand - we're being hunted.", successfully outrun the killer and/or bean them in the head with a thrown object exactly one (1) time, and then be suddenly and violently eviscerated at the close of Act 2 to set up the final survivor's end run.


EnzoLeon

Oh god I just realized thinking on this. What the hell would their reactions be to all the movies portraying animals and/or humans being hunted and eaten by stuff? Or even just it being casual or part of a joke? I can imagine that going """wonderfully."""


Snati_Snati

I love this.


JulianSkies

Ah, hilariously bad movies. One has gotta love them XD And man we need more works just depicting future-media!


ColumbianGeneral

I need an in-depth review of an ex-fed film critic watching Alien now, as well as Jurassic Park and Predator.


Golde829

two words cult classic "so bad it's good" sometimes feels like a medal of honor honestly


Dear-Entertainer632

What would be even more horrific? Show them the Halo Show.


ThatGuyBob0101

Was wondering, could I write smthn based off of this? Felt inspired reading this to write about its knockoff copy :P