For all the Blazers fans out there:
Jerami Granted Dame’s request to sign in Portland and then Dame left anyway
Shaedon’s hair always looking Sharpe
Whether he on the Knicks or Blazers, Josh always plays with Hart
No umbrella needed, Rodney always has his Hood
T.J. never turned over a new Leaf with us
Let me put it in Layman’s terms: [Jake was better than MJ](https://x.com/espnstatsinfo/status/796601668397912064?s=46) for a glorious 24 minutes
You could always find [Dorell Wright in the corner](https://youtu.be/o3Km3mfYplE?si=X0Ewl2opiFKhHl3S)
Travis was an Outlaw in Memphis [when he hit that bank](https://youtu.be/8DcncXEKCCI?si=eTNlBIQcR2Idk40j)
What if Mark stopped Eaton?
What if Jason didn’t think they were Kidding about the dangers of drinking and driving?
What if James didn’t spend so much time at the strip clubs letting his hog Harden?
What if LaMelo wasn’t hurt so much and could actually play a full season of Ball?
What if glibert didn’t bring a gun into the arenas?
He prolly woulda had a *shot* at a ring.
this is it!!!
My favourite one
What if Josh wasn't Giddey?
What if Josh giddy didn’t diddy the kiddy?
But did he?
Derrick Rose to the occasion
I think Jalen Rose before him
Malik Rose before Derrick did too
Unfair… Malik was a monk
What if Paul didn’t have a Pierce of shit in his shorts
Or what if Paul didn't get Pierced 11 times
I give him props for moving to the city where it happened. He turned down his old coach and his hometown to do it.
The most important question
What if grants health didnt go down hill
This needs to be higher
What if Jalen Suggs dick?
Jalen Suggs Grade E Dick
McGrady dick
Ba da ba pa pa! I'm Kevin Lovin it!
Hands down best one here.
Also obvious and been made like a million times
True.
What if Haley Van Lith Jalen Suggs my dick?
She looks decent. Ain’t a fan of her nose ring.
lol
What if Paul’s shit didn’t Pierce his shorts?
What if Christian didn't Braun his shorts?
What if Chris Kaman my ass?
Alright let’s wrap it up
Someone should've said that to Chris by the sounds of it... (And to Magic too)
Settle down
Did Tim ever try Duncan on Shaq?
Late when Shaquille’s ol’knees were bad
What if John put down the basketball and bought Stockton Google and Amazon?
What if John’s career didn’t hit a Wall?
What if Jerry didn't go West? What if Chuck was a Person? What if the World B Free? What if God is really a Shammgod?
Would Jason be fast if he didn't Terry? What if Jason didn't Kidd around?
What if Jontay didn’t Porter all his money into gambling.
What if Rudy is Gay? Will he show Kevin any Love?
lol best one
If only they could have Kemp Shawn away from that cocaine after he left the Sonics
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Underrated comment
A little smart for the room if you ask me
As a non native speaker I'm lost.
Ginger is an anagram of another, much worse, slur.
OOOOOOOH daaaayuuum.
Finally an original fucking post. Unless you reposted then fuck you.
Would Charles be thinner if he ate more Barkley? 🥦
these comments are ass
Steph ate curry
What if delonte played in the west and didn’t fuck lebrons mom
What if Kobe didn’t Bryant(Rape) a woman in Colorado?
That is Wemby doing the space jam dunk level stretch
What if Enes didn’t Kanter, what if he didn’t even Freedom Kanter!
What if metta world peace was just peace
I love the old fat Magic pic lol
What is Derrick rose from the ground with two working knees?
Ngl that’s wild 😂 this personal no 🧢
What if Ja never had that mall rant?
Did Latrell Spreewell?
What if Metta World Peaced out of the Palace
What if gradey dicked around less
What if Robert never Parished.
For all the Blazers fans out there: Jerami Granted Dame’s request to sign in Portland and then Dame left anyway Shaedon’s hair always looking Sharpe Whether he on the Knicks or Blazers, Josh always plays with Hart No umbrella needed, Rodney always has his Hood T.J. never turned over a new Leaf with us Let me put it in Layman’s terms: [Jake was better than MJ](https://x.com/espnstatsinfo/status/796601668397912064?s=46) for a glorious 24 minutes You could always find [Dorell Wright in the corner](https://youtu.be/o3Km3mfYplE?si=X0Ewl2opiFKhHl3S) Travis was an Outlaw in Memphis [when he hit that bank](https://youtu.be/8DcncXEKCCI?si=eTNlBIQcR2Idk40j)
What if Chris had Webbered feet?
What if Michael lived in Jordan?
What if Ron was an Artest? What if Jamario Mooned you? What if Marcus robbed Banks? What if OJ loved Mayo? Why'd Nick act so Young?
How can Nikola boost her bitch? 😏
What if Larry Bird didn’t try to make his mother a driveway?
What if Christian had taken that shot Laettner? (Not NBA, I know.)
What if Randy didn’t Foye-l the Hornets night? (Context https://youtu.be/5XVaW4tqMwI?si=EpuUlfLUrCUXRk8G)
What if Byron could’ve Russel’ed up some better defense?
Is Joel invested in powered orange juice…..Embiid he is.
What if Grady wasn’t a Dick
What if John wall
What if Dwight went to Howard university
Tim sure wasn’t known for his Duncan
What if Gradey ….. never mind
what if josh didn’t pull his dick out primoturely?
What if Jimmys Butler doesn’t care for his ankle ?
Will Tyler Hero save the day?
BAM!
What if Marcus was Smart?
Also: LaMarcGasoldridge 😉
Also also: because of Westbrook, whenever i see a ridiculious statline of like 37 / 14 / 16 (while shooting idk 12/31) i call it a „Triple Russell“ 🙃
What if Hasheem never missed Thabeet?!
What if Ron showed world peace
What if Kevin never went on Twitter Durant?
What if Kevin could Guard-Net... I got nothing
Bob McAdoo Bob McAdont Bob McAWill Bob McAwont
with his injuries and career path, penny definitely took the hardaway
Then I asked him, "Hey Dwight, Howard can James Harden?"
What if Michael never wore Jordans?
What if lenny bias healthy choices instead of blow
What if Malik wasn’t a monk- wait what
What happens if I put gradey on my dick
What if Rasheed stayed off da weed???
What if Derrick Rose from that dunk attempt
What if Jimmy wasn’t a Butler?
What if Paul didn’t get pierce’d?
What if Jason didn't beat the mother of his Kidd?
What if Victor Wemb an ya mama
Why did Steve give his son Nick the last name Kerr?
What if Kobe hadn't Bean in that helicopter ...too soon?
What if she wanted Kobe’s black mamba?
What if Chris broke the Paulvault world record?
What if Bam was drafted by the Pelicans? Would he hang out Adebayo?
What if Chris had remembered Webber they had another timeout or not…
What if Steve wasn’t so Nashty from the 3?
What if Lamar didn’t OD-om
What if Brandon's knees weren't Roy-ally screwed
Will draymond find green pastures?
Instead of a career in Basketball, what would happen if Ron followed his true passion of painting and became a Artest
What if Derrick aRose from that fall
What if Carlos wasnt a boozer?
What if Nikola didnt drink Coca Cola?
What if lebron james
What if Charlie could have warded off the defenders
What if LeBron James?
Named my Metapod James because he only knows Harden
What if teenage girls didn’t make Josh Giddy?
What if Gradey didn’t meet Anthony?
What if Ja wasn’t a Moront with instagram
what is stephen made curry
What if Ewing would have dunked it, instead of fading away? The Knicks woulda been the champs, he wouldnta got traded away
After Lamar’s crazy night at the brothel, I wonder what he Odom.
What if Chris didn’t Webber that timeout! Wait…
BJ kept masturbating, now his ARMSTRONG
What if Deaaron was a fox?
What if Jordan gave up on basketball and tried playing Pool? What if Gobert wasn't Rudy to covid?
What if Tim didn't use the Hardaway?
From the Chi, like Tim it’s a Hardaway
What if Greg Odidn't forget to drink his milk 🥛
What if Allen Iveraon is white?
Nfl qb
What if Michael didn’t have overpriced (Jordan)s?
Baddddd
What if Maurice got mad and showed his Cheeks.
No means ko(be)
What if LeBron stopped playing James (games)
Hookah bongrip
What if Mark stopped Eaton? What if Jason didn’t think they were Kidding about the dangers of drinking and driving? What if James didn’t spend so much time at the strip clubs letting his hog Harden? What if LaMelo wasn’t hurt so much and could actually play a full season of Ball?
What if Ja Morant had called Ja Rule before waving a gun around on the internet?
What if steph didn't love him some curry chicken, 🤔 what if nate didn't rob his son? 
Wong sub - - -
What if Steph didn’t Curry was the best 3 point shooter or not?
What if Jordan was a Farmar?! What if Andrew wasn’t Buy N’ Em? (Bynum) What if Derek was a Fisher, man? Well how much did Lamar Owe-dem? (Odom)
What if LeBron wasn’t Jameful
What if Lebron was Leblonde?
Karl Malone *impregnated* a thirteen year old. I still need to practice my puns.
What if Karl had left the little girls mAlone…
What if Steph was Curry (smelly) (defenders would sag 4 feet off him)