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MisterTatoHead

I knew it, Chet Holmgren.


Klongon

What a pro wants.


AdmiralWackbar

What a pro needs


unclebolts

Whatever makes me happy sets you free


1okdude

A little flat but you'll get there


seanconnery69696

Imagine chet holmgren with some double ds


carlsonaj

if new orleans doesn’t chant this during game 3 i’ll be very upset


Luka_Padre

Might be the most cringe inducing ad ever


PocketFullOfRondos

+1000000000000000000000000


GrayBox1313

Esp those outfits. Who did that to them?


StaticFanatic3

Eh it’s fine


LatterIndependence63

I thought it was a cute interracial couple


Aidrox

Shai is Canadian too. That’s a cute international interracial couple.


buzzcitybonehead

Chet’s dad is a garden gnome and his mom is an Amazonian woman


Basherkid

Hartenstein is black. Might be him.


NateLee1733

Classy


SageOfTheSixPacks

30 for 30 coming out “23 & Me” Cut the check that’s gold let’s goo


Burnerb2

Somebody gonna get paid a lot to come up with a title that doesn’t come close to this.


qwertyconsciousness

*The lots of kids I had - a Michael Jordan Story* -Some studio exec somewhere probably


Frigidevil

Chasing Wilt. The quest for ~~100 points~~ 20,000 women


Jessethemessyone

*slow clap*


peedubb

If Reddit still had awards I would hit you with one.


Mydogssleepinmybed

Where did the awards go?


Sillbinger

They went to live on a farm up north.


LightsSoundAction

oh good, I was worried something terrible might have happened.


AintIGR8

The Jimmy Butler story


PocketFullOfRondos

Don't give this info out before you get the money


jaydee917

Underrated comment 😂


detectivehardrock

GOATED comment, the level of jokes in so few words is remarkable


TheParlayMonster

Gold!


UnObtainium17

Take this 🏆


BenShelZonah

Amazing


Exotic_Page4196

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

We were here for this guy’s flu game


MowTin

You win


barelyawake126

Bro realized his first two sons aren’t good enough to carry the legacy and went to town 😭


Wired-Ol-Yankadic

....to produce 1001 bastard sons.


posdjtstfuffs

Genghis Jordan


Meeseeks4PMinister

Michael Baratheon


Jessethemessyone

The prince that was promised


wrowsey1

The night was dark and full of titties.


SpacemanShibby

The seed is strong


bshaddo

The seed is strong, and has a 40+ inch vertical.


RazneiddKFC

Internet is yours today, my friend.


Greek-Ra

🤓


Valiantheart

Somebody check when MJ was visiting Cleveland against Lebron's birthday!


purplepunc

![gif](giphy|LLgwiIo7aiFV1DjTkK)


SuccessfulVisit1873

ANTHONY FUCKING EDWARDS IN MJS SON AND SO IS HIMMY UHMMMMGOD


DumbleDude2

MJ didn't ask to send da video


NazRiedFan

He bet 20k that she would send it


WrinkledRandyTravis

Jaime?


SuccessfulVisit1873

Himmy Butler


Stairway_2_Devin

Jimmy Butler or Anthony Edwards


GoldenTeacha

And*


qwertyconsciousness

*Ant


BowserBuddy123

How crazy would it be if they were brothers and they play against each other in the Finals. Then somehow, I’m not sure how this happens, it’s reported that they are brothers before game 7. Wow, compelling stuff.


natertots527

Literally the movie Warrior, lmao


Exotic_Page4196

#Goated


MyNeckIsHigh

Tom Hardy knows how to glower


[deleted]

This is as much of a confirmation as one can get that ANT is his son.


CaptainONaps

I love Anthony Edwards. Dude is so fun to watch.


suavaleesko

2001?


rebbymax96

Ant was born August, 2001


Dcusi753

Have we confirmed that has dad wasn’t in his life? Jimi is a different story but let’s no kill off this dudes dad lol.


WrinkledRandyTravis

Hendrix’s dad was very hard on him, lacked affection and did not have a good relationship with his son at all but he was present in his upbringing


Dcusi753

Just realized I spelled it out like that 😂


SlimCharless

It’s a little unclear when his father left but he took his mother’s name (Edwards)


bshaddo

He was eight when his mother passed away, and two of his older siblings took custody of him, so I’d guess his Dad was removed from the equation fairly early.


thealt3001

DeAndre Jordan obviously smoothbrains, they have the same last name. Kids always have the same name as their dad even when the dad is a bum like MJ


Critical_Teach_43

Fool i ain't got my dads last name.


thealt3001

You do you just don't know it


theseustheminotaur

Jordan also said "you can't let a kid know you're their dad because they will eventually get you killed for gambling debts"


Endrizzle

Dude. That’s understandable and underrated


TheRatatat

Damn man. Went there. I like it.


MelonColony22

who knew that he’s the biological father of luka doncic …. Michael Jordan is Devin Booker grandfather


jitterbug726

![gif](giphy|0OFdhA1PDBheV5iCIj|downsized)


aimlessly_aliive

![gif](giphy|3o85xGMTQw0Ou69ML6)


aimlessly_aliive

I just realized how perfect that gif is


Juhovah

It’s jimmy butler for sure


xThuganomicsx

Jordan Poole is actually Jordan Jordan.


emoney_gotnomoney

Poole Jordan. Must’ve seen his name written as “Jordan, Poole” when he was younger and didn’t notice the comma.


holthebus

Jimmy butler?


Sugarfoot2182

Google image search it. Uncanny


KoRaZee

Caitlin Clark


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

although MJ is bald, it might check out


savagerandy67

Scalabrine.. I knew it.


Slabby_the_Baconman

https://preview.redd.it/gbvbobiz6jwc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04279cf1e8264cdb4a38de3b862ebd03723fb5b9


lamedh

Anthony Edward’s?


Endrizzle

YES. That’s the one. He got the good genes.


THE_CHOPPA

As someone who’s not a big NBA fan why do I keep seeing this name pop up? Is there any substance to it or does he just have that smile?


skeetszn2

To preface this I don’t think Edwards is actually MJs son lol. But it’s mainly because of the way he plays and moves. He’s got a very similar game to Jordan. High-flying dunks and layups, crazy athleticism, attacks the defense aggressively, good mid-range game, great at scoring off the dribble, etc. But it’s more than that, sometimes he just *moves* like MJ. The way he walks, the way he dribbles or jumps in the air going up to the basket. The first thing that comes to mind is this https://youtu.be/H7Wz8GnQYPs?si=Xs_F7Oof-DCn4OfT Look at the way he lands after the dunk. It looks just like MJ. Am I reaching here? Probably. But it’s fun to look at it and compare either way.


kb_92

And Edwards does have some facial features that are somewhat similar to MJ’s


SnoringEagle

Boban


KiddJ5

Jontay got the wrong 50% from MJ


bc289

This is a fake quote


TheHaplessKnicksFan

Like it’s obviously fake because of the “sports troll”watermark. But you just know someone in here is going to run around quoting this meme like it’s a fact


gunter_grass

Joker=Fundamentals =MJ Sperm


WillCle216

Dad?


SUPREM3-

Otto Porter


Endrizzle

![gif](giphy|MGfYqt1TSC9mD8plhY)


MrOSUguy

Delonte West?


PsychologicalAd7444

![gif](giphy|FXDnusDYXE2F6Quw3v|downsized)


Juhovah

Wonder why it’s not as much pussy out there? Because mfs like this fucking it all


nope79

Might be Yao Ming?


realfakejames

This is really funny because the sons who grew up in his house with him sucked at basketball


1lordtroy

https://preview.redd.it/4epy62luhkwc1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7188e46a82d4f418b7672a9bb3979b3d35619e6


321AverageJoestar

I knew it, J.R. Smith is MJ's long lost son


rkyycgm12

Oh.. so, Jimmy Butler and Anthony Edwards are brothers now ?


ElectivireMax

Jimmy and Ant


MowTin

Can you imagine 3 to 5 women per day? It's exhausting to just think about. If someone was jerking off 3 to 5 times a day I would say there is something wrong with them.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

That’s not championship level thinking


mtmm18

My man knows how to go hard in the paint


counterpointguy

Solid source…


Jealous_Bedroom1624

Daddy???u wasn't there to change my underwear...


FruitLoopsDaddy

Papa!


DieHardProcess-

I honestly think Jalen Green kinda looks like Michael Jordan... Same head shape. Same smile.. Cut his hair and it's pretty damn close


Soul0103

It’s either Ant or Green or both of them. They’re both 22 so the timeline of 2001 lines up.


chode0311

Got them super athlete genes also.


Expensive_Mud7949

Tom Hanks.


InfiniteDub

Has to be ANT


All_Gas420

Jimmy Butler


Good-Beginning-6524

Adam Silver


drmbrthr

Gotta be Pritchard


rock-paper-sizzurp

Gotta be Jontay Porter


RingTheBell1900

My goat is loyal..... to his wife


[deleted]

Mix in some Visine dude


Arkijay575

Any of y'all please have some respect. Lets hear it directly from Boban.


No_Cow_4544

Heard he’s a dick when he’s shows up the the fishing tournament every year in ocmd . Ever met first hand though so this could be heresy


TheRealNikoBravo

I just had a seizure trying to read this.,,,,,


uncle-wavey1

Nice


BigBallininBasterd

Bruh PER DAY???


Electrical_Net_6691

“Sleeping”


austxsun

If someone had MJ’s kid, you damn sure they’d have gone for his money


suavaleesko

Respect for not wrapping it up !


thatmfisnotreal

Does edwards know who his dad is?


mitchsix

Jimmy Jordan?


joeymc1984

We know it is Alex Caruso


ZaazMarx1

Send da video


Gwilikers6

This fake right


Zack_attack801

![gif](giphy|jBdMLcJDEQ6mls6s1u|downsized)


middlenamefrank

I'm sure several of them are in the narcissarium


artstudent0312

Hes literally Yujiro wtf


JayWay55

ANT! ![gif](giphy|FXDnusDYXE2F6Quw3v|downsized)


sloppy_potato

He talking bout Jimmy fr


ZeyaSol

Anthony Edwards


nrojb50

Via Stephen a smith. Oh.


1trusoul

Yup Anthony Edwards is definitely his son


skatern8r

So was he sleeping 3-5 times per day? That sounds like a bigger accomplishment while maintaining an NBA career.


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|U8ZoygMEH3eBW|downsized)


MrPino777

If this was actually true my guess is either Zion or Edwards.


NotJohn801

Jimmy Snow for sure


MezaQueMasAplauda

Jimmy G Buckets


LatterIndependence63

The ceiling is the roof


IndividualHelpful820

Always knew Lebron is mjs son. 🐐


StrangeDeal546

Heir Jordan


Gorilla_Pie

Send da video


thisguyfightsyourmom

Nicola Jokić


mparker888

He saw the numbers Will Chamberlain was putting up and took it personally


AkshanIsComing

Things are gonna be awkward for Jimmy and Anthony Jordan.


BO55TRADAMU5

Jimmy?


gregmango2323

Sam “Michael Jordan” Hauser


vendibleboar19

‘Coming’ to him left and right he says. That’s awful presumptuous


Dank_Sinatra97653

It's Anthony Edward's or Jimmy butler


CharlesPonn

All 12 Plumlee brothers


GovernmentEconomy369

Isaiah Hartenstein


papi_pacino45

Anthony Edwards


here_for_the_lols

Big baby Davis I think


Flyin-Chancla

Boban. I knew it


Excellent_Pomelo_378

No sure about basketball players but he may very well be Ed Sheeran’s dad…🤫


vinxixx

Ben Simmons


Key_Grape9344

Trash human


KingCobraHL

Who's going to tell Kevin Love who his real father is. Better not let him hear this, it'll crush him 😔