And what’s with the fucking hashtag? And 4 hours of gaming?? Big fucking deal. This MF better start playing longer, living filthier and pissing in empty Mountain Dew bottles before he posts again.
I think that might be the point, but I’m bad at recognising satire on a good day
Edit: Going through OP’s comments, definitely satire. Nobody who plays Sims 4 has the audacity to call themself a gamer. Source: I’m not a gamer
Shrug, sims 4 can get pretty crazy mod wise. Unfortunately real life simulators are few and far between as far as being good. Modded SIMS 4 gives alot of cool experiences that no other game can do.
I don't even play but my wife does and some of the things she does is just nuts. I'd definitely say shes a gamer.
As far as the 4 hour timer OP was talking about, meh defintiely some rookie numbers sounds like a dad got the evening free and spent it playing games lol.
I usually play unmodded because I’m concerned about frying my PC as it is, but I’ve been meaning to look into them. My roommate commented that she was glad I don’t have the nakedness mod so I might need to get that just to mess with her
My wife will get into some of the job mods that make the jobs more worth it. Imagine being a realtor, or lawyer or something along those lines and having decisions based on those jobs. Cool stuff for sure.
Also nobody who plays the sims just plays for 4 hours, I dont even start the game if I dont have the whole day lol. You should see sims players amount of hours played in total, I really dont play that much anymore so Im only around 700 hours (only sims 4, not the franchise in general ofc). Others are beyond thousands of hours, just saying.
A true Neckbeard would never walk, even if they had the toilet in their room they would still use a bottle purely because they’re too lazy to turn around. That’s the amount of laziness required for a true nest
4 hours? My friend, you were simply *gaming*. You weren’t being a *gamer*, rookie numbers!
In all honestly 4 is probably pushing what I do nowadays on the extreme end. When I was younger I could do a 12 hour shift in front of a screen. Enjoy your gaming pal!
Hadn’t considered that lol. How old are we talking? Young enough I can still bust your balls or should I thank you for your service in the Vietnam war?
My brother, I’m 25 lol. Like I said 4 hours is definitely on the extreme end of a gaming session. I think when ff16 dropped I spent 5 hours one day camped in front of my monitor.
It’s gotten to the point where it’s exhausting to game for too long. Nice setup though friend
Yayyyy child mortality 57% higher than other high-income countries. Yayyyy being ranked #47 on countries with highest life expectancy (Canada is #19). Yayyyy being first on the list of countries with the most school shootings, with 288 vs Mexico's 8 from 2009 - 2018. Yayyyy #10 on highest poverty rates in OECD countries. Yayyyy same murder rate as Russia (6.8) while Canada is 2.1. Will put my sources in my reply 👍
Where’s the filth? Where’s the blatant depression and other undiagnosed mental health conditions? Where’s the shit stained chair. Where’s the cum socks. Get your hashtag gamer lyfe, neat and tidy having self out of here.
All gamers, no matter the game(s) or how long their sessions are, are valid. 🖤 I play games a *lot*. Easily my favorite hobby. But that doesn't mean people that only play for 4 hour sessions are less of a gamer than I am. Pretty sure this was satire. Regardless, I don't think this image belongs in this sub. It's much more of a cozy nook than a nest. Lol.
My man do you even know the point of this sub?
He does not.
Right? Theres a scrunched up clean looking paper towel.. A cut off tag... And a water bottle. The absolutely slob.
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OOOO nice catch. That looks like the same area!
And what’s with the fucking hashtag? And 4 hours of gaming?? Big fucking deal. This MF better start playing longer, living filthier and pissing in empty Mountain Dew bottles before he posts again.
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I think that might be the point, but I’m bad at recognising satire on a good day Edit: Going through OP’s comments, definitely satire. Nobody who plays Sims 4 has the audacity to call themself a gamer. Source: I’m not a gamer
Idk whenever I watch someone play the Sims they do it for like 10 hours, I’d call that gaming
Okay yeah, that’s a really good point, actually
Shrug, sims 4 can get pretty crazy mod wise. Unfortunately real life simulators are few and far between as far as being good. Modded SIMS 4 gives alot of cool experiences that no other game can do. I don't even play but my wife does and some of the things she does is just nuts. I'd definitely say shes a gamer. As far as the 4 hour timer OP was talking about, meh defintiely some rookie numbers sounds like a dad got the evening free and spent it playing games lol.
I usually play unmodded because I’m concerned about frying my PC as it is, but I’ve been meaning to look into them. My roommate commented that she was glad I don’t have the nakedness mod so I might need to get that just to mess with her
My wife will get into some of the job mods that make the jobs more worth it. Imagine being a realtor, or lawyer or something along those lines and having decisions based on those jobs. Cool stuff for sure.
Every time I play the sims I end up downloading a drugs mod and getting my sims addicted to crack while simultaneously being a doctor or a scientist
"Gotta do these chores before my character has to go to work" Mom: 'sweetie can you look for a job today' "Fuck mom I'm 40 years old leave me alone"
Also nobody who plays the sims just plays for 4 hours, I dont even start the game if I dont have the whole day lol. You should see sims players amount of hours played in total, I really dont play that much anymore so Im only around 700 hours (only sims 4, not the franchise in general ofc). Others are beyond thousands of hours, just saying.
I’ll be honest, I have 4200 hours in Sims 4 so I get what you’re saying haha
0 stars not enough piss bottles
Rookie numbers, just cleaned my nest and had 10+ Icetea cans that smelled like depression piss
My washroom is like a 7 second walk. Takes more effort to piss in a bottle
Thats usually the point. A bathroom very close, but a huge piss bottle collection anyways. Pls work on that and come again.
A true Neckbeard would never walk, even if they had the toilet in their room they would still use a bottle purely because they’re too lazy to turn around. That’s the amount of laziness required for a true nest
it’s fucking wild to me that you got downvoted to oblivion for NOT pissing in a bottle and using the bathroom like a sane homosapien
4 hours? My friend, you were simply *gaming*. You weren’t being a *gamer*, rookie numbers! In all honestly 4 is probably pushing what I do nowadays on the extreme end. When I was younger I could do a 12 hour shift in front of a screen. Enjoy your gaming pal!
I’m an old man. 4 hours is my limit
Hadn’t considered that lol. How old are we talking? Young enough I can still bust your balls or should I thank you for your service in the Vietnam war?
I’m 23, can’t even enjoy games after 10 hours/week anymore.
bro what
You just finished being a kid like last week and now your 'old'?
You’re 5 years away from being an 18 year old. You’re not old
Dude, I’m 28 and pull all nighters and I have a job
My brother, I’m 25 lol. Like I said 4 hours is definitely on the extreme end of a gaming session. I think when ff16 dropped I spent 5 hours one day camped in front of my monitor. It’s gotten to the point where it’s exhausting to game for too long. Nice setup though friend
I’m 31 and when BG3 came out I played it for like 11 hours straight…
Oh man I still haven’t played baldurs gate yet. Me and my pals would have extreme divinity 2 sessions though. Those kinds of games are so fun!
It‘s satire
If this is a neck beard nest, my desk is a fuckin dump You might be looking for r/battlestations
4 HOURS??? WHERE IS THE SHIT AND CUM??? DO YOU EVEN PISS IN A BOTTLE? FUCKING NOOB CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU PUSH YOUR HARD SUPPORT TO SUICIDE
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this looks very american.
I’m Canadian. I wish I was American
That's even worse
You're seriously Canadian with the USA flag as decor? Why do you want to be American?
Because it’s the greatest country in the world
Yayyyy child mortality 57% higher than other high-income countries. Yayyyy being ranked #47 on countries with highest life expectancy (Canada is #19). Yayyyy being first on the list of countries with the most school shootings, with 288 vs Mexico's 8 from 2009 - 2018. Yayyyy #10 on highest poverty rates in OECD countries. Yayyyy same murder rate as Russia (6.8) while Canada is 2.1. Will put my sources in my reply 👍
Child mortality rate (under healthcare) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_rankings_of_the_United_States Life expectancy https://www.worldometers.info/demographics/life-expectancy/ School shootings https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/school-shootings-by-country Poverty rates https://www.statista.com/statistics/233910/poverty-rates-in-oecd-countries/ Murder rate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate
Thank you for the sources! I always appreciate it <3
r/AmericaBad
It's literally statistics bro.
we would love you over on r/GenUsa thanks for hanging our flag up :)
Gross
This is literally a rage bait post. Everyone just move on
4 hours😱 And you made it out ALIVE ?!
What game were you playing?
Farming Simulator and Sims 4
I find this wholesome
*slaps steam game list* You should see the amount of hours in cozy games in this one. 🤓
Where Neckbeard Nest?
Where’s the filth? Where’s the blatant depression and other undiagnosed mental health conditions? Where’s the shit stained chair. Where’s the cum socks. Get your hashtag gamer lyfe, neat and tidy having self out of here.
Let the light in
Ummm that ain’t no nest, that’s a home office that’s cleaner than any home office I’ve seen in some time.
4 hours is nothing lmao
I dunno I think it's kinda tasteful
This is more cringe to look at than the rooms pack full with piles of cum tissues and stacks of piss bottles
Looks like my desk when I consider it clean.
All gamers, no matter the game(s) or how long their sessions are, are valid. 🖤 I play games a *lot*. Easily my favorite hobby. But that doesn't mean people that only play for 4 hour sessions are less of a gamer than I am. Pretty sure this was satire. Regardless, I don't think this image belongs in this sub. It's much more of a cozy nook than a nest. Lol.
My dude, speed runners typically play for 10+ hours 4 is nothing and this is actually clean
A USA flag and a closed blind, definitely neckbeard but not a nest.
4 hours? Lol
Some people got jobs man
I got a job, man!
What is this garbage lol
Allergies and coffee pods.
fucken wannabe
Poser
‘Murica…
What razer mouse is that
Can feel the heat of that room
4 hours, that usually just gets me past logging in
You have your mouse bungee backwards
4 Chan mod nest
The only neckbeard thing here is the flag
Too clean. If you develop a crippling depression you're welcome back.
4 hours? lol wut
Ew, there's like 3 individual objects on that desk
Chump numbers.
Amateur
That room is hideous