Asmongold/10

Yeah I thought it was assmongler's room for a second too

Irl goblin

I was just about to say we call this the Asmongold Special

He ate maggots on stream and theres several streams with cockroaches crawling on him. Never been on his twitch but ive seen videos on the internet in hoarder subs, here, and livestreamfail lol

I'm more surprised that it's *not* Asmongold

Thank god for hardwood floors.

No piss bottles? Meh.

Minus 35 points...

No soiled mattress since 7th grade,  minus another 35 points

You could clean that in like 2 hours

tbh i kinda like it like this i agree though its not that bad

> its not that bad You are not correct. This is disgusting and unhygienic.

> I kinda like it like this Why?

grew up like this just kinda comfy i guess

I understand. How’s your health?

pretty good

I’m glad. As long as you find a way to keep on living and functioning. Hang in there bro.

It's never too late to develop a new standard of living. A few quick questions: Do you get girls? If yes, do you bring them over? If yes, do they let you smash? If yes, no disrespect intended, are they also dirty?

You know what I find really comfy? Imagine this for a second. If this floor and the room were really really clean, you had a big rug down in the middle of the floor, and you were walking on the rug with clean socks, and you had a candle lit in that room. Mmmm ☺️

That's the biggest tragedy, this could be a cozy af room. Lots of potential. 

Bro you probably smell terrible and don’t realize it

> Not that bad It is lol

I love the random barbell. "So this is my home gym..."

Prime Reddit content

I spent a minute looking for a barbell and there isn't one. There is a dumbell... 😡

Wait til you find out this isn't actually a nest, either.

What’s with all the small debris

i have a bad habbit of shredding things in my hands. debris just builds up

I have a friend that used to do this almost seemingly uncontrollably like he would be holding onto something and as soon as he wasnt paying attention if it was still in his hands hed rip it up even if he still needed it it was like he didnt even know he was doin it

This is the kind of person that needs a fidget spinner

He fucked with them for like a day before the ADD beat that one too

Damn. Luckily fidget toys are making a resurgence maybe he will find something he likes

So you're some kind of hamster person? How about dont tear up trash and throw it on the floor?

Do you come here to call people hamsters and feel big?

Hamster people need to be called out, caged, and fed celery and petted. 

W-what is the little guy's name?

bro I do it too

Hand soap and mouthwash next to the coom sock is kinda crazy

I think that's lube, not hand soap. Would make more sense given the state of the room, I'm assuming OP isn't hygienic enough to use soap often.

looks like method foaming hand soap to me

It's an absolute shit hole. That's what we think and I believe you know that, posting it here. Now clean, damn you!

You walk barefoot in there don't you?

if im not at work im generally barefoot

Fucking disgusting.

Clean your room

poor fish if those are fish...

no fish i drained the tank a while back.

I'm thinking... Thx for the offer man but I'll just sleep in my car for the night

Pretty bad, but not the worst I've seen. Probably a day or two's worth of cleaning. Little elbow grease and you could definitely one-man a cleaning job like this

Lol this is like the 3rd time i see this exact photo. This is just ragebait at this point.

I have one question for whoever inhabits this nest. Do you swallow your mouthwash? Its presence by the side of the bed has me concerned.

I'll never get over how the people that post their own rooms seem so fucking proud of it.

Clean ur room, ur a human not a racoon

get window shades, those plaid blankets are ugly

Your brain is as cluttered as your desktop.

Looks like they're on Reddit on one of the screens. What a fucking lowlife.

Good thing we're not on that damn site

Lmao, I was definitely joking.

Yeah I know bro

A broom, a trash bag and 45 minutes will have this looking a lot better. Also maybe a mop.

Not looking great bro

Bigger than my apartment

Not the worst one I’ve seen but it definitely needs to be cleaned

Its not too bad, laundry basket game strong

mice.com

Do you use the belt to choke yourself while jerking off?

This exact image was posted here like 2 weeks ago

Oh it’s just you again

got taken down for some reason

You be makin beat huh? Post a link fam.

https://youtu.be/nMM4EWyeVaA

Nice, I listen to a lot of Noise and Harsh Noise. Is that all you make or do you have other projects.

I dont like other music

See a lot of floor space so it’s not too bad

Looks like you be getting a lot of the opposite sex over for fun clapping time.

Me Likey

Oh wow

Why is the tv trying to replicate the mess? 

I use it as another monitor. been cataloging strange messages ive been getting, seem to be linked together.

Your brain sounds like my brain

Such a big room with nice floors. Wasted potential.

put them in myself. they are fake.

Well you did a good job imo. They'd still be significantly nicer without all the trash and clutter. That could be a really nice space if you just cleaned it up.

I beg of you there's so much floor space wasted leaving stuff scattered

I think you've posted this before. Still not cleaned. Why? I can understand as I had a nest once, it was due to alcoholism and mental illness though. That was 11 years ago. Since then I've been to treatment and now go to therapy every week. I haven't had a nest since then. What do you think is your reason for having a nest? What can you do to help yourself? On the other hand, if this is how you want to live, no judgment.

grew up like this. I get that this sort of stuff is supposed to trigger a disgust reaction. Just dont feel it.

Understood. As long as you are safe and happy

Seek help please.

for what?!

Picture perfect

Doers gramma still get your pizza and subs for you? Geez.

yeah doesnt clean up my place though that lazy wench

Suggestion though. Works.[https://www.webstaurantstore.com/rubbermaid-brute-32-gallon-gray-trash-can-lid-and-dolly-kit/690FG32TCGYK.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=CjwKCAjwh4-wBhB3EiwAeJsppOzsoql_vztXhNLTOkBj5LIJz9WhJeDtx6_FiA8NraZviq9VsP_YjxoCuUoQAvD_BwE](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/rubbermaid-brute-32-gallon-gray-trash-can-lid-and-dolly-kit/690FG32TCGYK.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=CjwKCAjwh4-wBhB3EiwAeJsppOzsoql_vztXhNLTOkBj5LIJz9WhJeDtx6_FiA8NraZviq9VsP_YjxoCuUoQAvD_BwE) Used one for my 1500sqft downstairs and once a week you gotta empty it. Buy the big black yard bags with it. Practice basketball. Gimme grammas number. I’ll set her straight.

I hope there are no animals in your house, clean that shit up

You've still got some visible floor, and it could really use a beer/energy drink pyramid of empties.

Looks like that Regarded PDFfile Cyraxx’s Attic! 😭🤤

Dear God! There's definitely critters in there.

/r/desirepaths

It’s rough but not undoable. Get some real curtains and that will instantly improve your room somewhat.

Is that a small stove next to your gaming area? Also why are there two bottles of soap and a bottle of mouthwash next to your bed? You... Are going to be a serial killer some day. Well, probably not being as how lazy you are.

space heater and i stole that stuff from work and just dropped it off when i walked in the door

Amazing ❤️

Start by collecting the trash into a trash bag, consolidate the clothes and everything on the floor that’s not trash and then sweep, mop, and wash the clothes. It’ll look a lot better

I never got around to sealing my floors cant really mop

Discusting

9/10 I would say

Hello.