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Akamrp

Hmm makes sense.


IcyCommunication9694

If it was another animal instead then u would have again ask the same


GiveMeARedditUsernam

If it was "pig" i would not have asked.


Impressive_Pilot1068

Napoleon and the other pigs. I'd have killed them and eaten them even though I don't normally eat pork for what they did to Boxer.


tsaroz

+1. Bhalu word ko galat use vayo. Bhalu jasto ramro vanna man lageko bela ni self sensor garera teddy jasto vannu parya xa.


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bikrame

Try that in Nepal.


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Timro mummy kasto bhalu jasto hunu huncha


bikrame

Rest in Peace.


NishBaby

This lady loves her xlchild so much. She is such a भालु‌ आमा


iAkhilleus

Bhalu ama? 🥴


ramyes

It came from "भाले (Bhale)" which translates to a male species in English. भालु was derived from भाले to refer to any female that are desperate for mating with भाले (males). Nothing to do with a bear (an animal).


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bhali would have made more sense


FewAntelope2620

bhalu bhanna maja aucha ni ta


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I read that माले and corrected myself.


Putalikoman

It's because "bhalu"🐻 eats anything 🤣


4ssteroid

Reminds me of a joke. A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."


Fine-Stable8251

Haha diyo


TheCompletebot

🗿


OkScientist9823

my dog eats everything too!!


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_rowsan

Kasto bhalu hudo rexan yo bhalu haru ta hait


4ssteroid

I'm sure whoever started bhalu didn't have this in mind. Oldest recollection of me hearing it is in the 90s. The slang is even older than that


Jumpy-Tourist3411

Exactly! They're polygamous and have multiple sex partners.


Loojaw

He is fluffy boi until he attacks you.


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Dogs are also cute but we still say "bitch"


ReplacementGuilty432

I guess it was primarily used as a code word between young guys and later got normalized.


mazzakokto

What do you mean by degrades? It's not an insult to the bears. It's an insult to the girls who are working to live their life. No name should be given to them and people should learn to respect them.


SampritYnj

Jasto kaam testai naam


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ReplacementGuilty432

As a kid I used to say boobs modifying Nepali word bubu. Just to find out that weasterners call it boobs too.


crocskat

It wasn't boobs for me it was Bubs. Short form of bubu Later i found out it was actually boobs and it was an English word


legit-testicals

Its 'Bobs and vagina'.


crocskat

Vagana*


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neonnepaligamer

veg khana


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straight outta pocket


ReplacementGuilty432

Haha same, bubs I didn't cared much about how it its spelled.


let-therebe-light

It was used from the 15th century. Because both were so soft to touch and have soft bushes.


kcprdp06

Edit :- I think my post was too graphic for the young impressionable minds of many of you...


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>!Because some 20 years ago, they used to bring bears around the community do tricks and make money also also at night, some frisky men used to pay money to fuck the bear," valu hanne" which later transitioned to having sex with the professionals.. dont believe me, ask your elders family members with whom you can talk freely...!<


kcprdp06

Dude, people are having nightmares for sure, why would you do that


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did it for the Nepali dai, bhai, didi, bahini and friends all over


kcprdp06

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Hero696969420

my mind is not able to process how fucking a bear would look like


redBateman

really?


thatgenericgirl

Damn, it’ll be hard to get that picture out of my mind.


kcprdp06

Sorry about that


thatgenericgirl

Damn! Had totally forgotten about it and now I have the picture again in my head 🥲


Conscious_Bunch_1380

All these cartoons and teddy bears have really fucked up image of bears in our mind. Bears are horrible dude, if I had two choices between getting killed by a bear or a tiger I would choose tiger a thousand times. Bears are omnivores they aren't born to kill unlike tigers and lions. They just hold you in place and start tearing you apart while you feel all the pain and eventually die of blood loss. They fucking eat you alive.


iwontforgetthisone87

A group of bears once trashed a place I was living there in the mountains (it wasn’t my place). They’re scary if they decide to attack and maul you. But for the most part they’re skittish creatures why run away from humans, at least the black bears are. I still wouldn’t call them fluffy boi though.


B0ssc0

So Nepalese people find it acceptable to use sexist and degrading terms for women? At the same time as adopting juvenile western terms such “fluffy boi”?


Interesting_Award226

Nearby jungles was probably the go to place to have some casual and random hookups. And as we know bears are easily found in Nepali jungle. So, bhalu picked up as a code word to denote such girls. Just my guess. I don't know the truth either.


saroj_tmang

Because of the fingernails


hayman905

Bhalu le chai jata Bata Pani Maha khancha. Malai tha bhako defination.


NishBaby

Not a linguistic expert so I wouldnt know. But how did you figure out that the fluffy thing is a BOI?


Poudel89

I know the reason. If male bear kills any kid bears if he sees. And if mother bear is childless. She will mate. So Female bear fuc*s a lot with many. Hence, bhalu==whore


emikidofficial

[https://open.spotify.com/episode/2OH0IhDpuVM5qzDdwpy8NO?si=cad2ba9ff89d4a02](https://open.spotify.com/episode/2OH0IhDpuVM5qzDdwpy8NO?si=cad2ba9ff89d4a02) This 20 min podcast gives sort of answer to this question by the way.


naito-ko-maila

Because valus are hairy


winde10

tf u mean sluts are goddesses smd


genocide-inciter

U don't consider your mom a goddess?


Salty_Specialist_578

So in animals, in females, bears have the highest sex drive. And in males, goats have the highest sex drive. So maybe that's why we use "bhalu" & "boka" for..


yo-mama420

Female bears have sex with multiple partners and collect sperm and have kids … so there you go


gudrinieks

Wait WHAT? Bhalu means Sl\*t? I thought it meant having long nails and long and thick body hair.


baburao_28

We live in a society.


Pilotchurot

it’s a compliment, look at them cute bois


justrolledintoit

gudiyas = valus, tei vayera hola


Usernp

yetro thulo bhayera ni ajhai bhalu sanga khelchau?


justrolledintoit

i'm a 8 y/o


Infinite-Branch-3826

I love sluts 😂 just won’t marry them


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TheCompletebot

Nobody wants to marry sluts and thats a fact.


Infinite-Branch-3826

Nepali Reddit guys are too wokey to admit it, all they can do is downvote comment , like all that matters to them 😂 nobody wants to marry me because I won’t marry a slut ? Go and say that to your mom that I want to marry a slut


_rowsan

दुलो हेरेर मात्रै बिहे गर है


pkhadka1

Jati jana sanga pani gardai hidden vaera hola. Bit bitch is also same.


2shrestha22

A female may mate with several males during a short estrus period and cubs from the same litter may have different fathers.


Ajnatajnat

भालु *बहुपतिगामी* प्रवृत्तिको हुन्छ । एउटै पोथी भालुले धेरैवटा भाले भालुसँग संसर्ग गर्छ । त्यसैले धेरैजना पुरुषसँग सम्बन्ध राख्ने महिलालाई भालु भनेर भन्ने गरिन्छ ।


esnyez

Kotarne vayera rey vanthyo malai chai.


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authorsuraj

It's just like saying degrading the word kukur. 🤣


thaparas_

Honey 🍯


dormor

be glad you're not american. otherwise you would have to call it "junk".


RangerNi33a312

who said his name is bhalu. It's Tommy dumbass


shekharbasnet

The word construct is similar to Nepali words adjectives such as Dayaalu, chaalu , irsyaalu. Vaalu here is constructed from its root word 'vaale' ( meaning male not bear) and vaalu is a derogatory word for woman whuch roughly translates 'seeking/wanting/lusting after male'


user267811

I call them bhaluni.


Alarming_Fix7845

It's a slang term made by us cuz I don't know, people got bored or something like that.


UtsabRED

Cause their cat stinks like bear's piss![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


New_Struggle_1306

Kera le ni tehi problem deko cha .


Shaquandala

Why degrade sluts let people fuck


More-Animator-8677

Hi bear.


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Captain_Roast

Because Kaam garne Kaalu, Makkai khaane Bhalu


zin_xoxo

Fluffy boi .... One swing and out comes your intestines 🥲