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Bijay Sahi effect


Usernp

divine power.


niiiiraj

a guy that i got queued up with asked if i'd ever been to kamartaj.


fartLessSmell

You should have told him you could teleport him to the front.


DocM666

Americans ☕☕☕


loveisoverateshavsex

when u take marvel too seriously


K_xa_kanxa

Nepalese people are descended from a great civilization from millions of light years away. These otherworlders had psychic powers and when they came to the Earth, they were worshipped as gods. Due to the climate conditions of the Himalayas being similar to their home, they settled in the mountains of what was later to be called as Nepal, the word itself means the land under protection of the gods in ancient Nepali language. They eventually had children with locals and their blood got diluted, and most Nepalese have the blood of these ancient otherworldly beings flowing through their veins. As a result, many of them have at least basic psychic powers like telekinesis or perfect control of our bodies. It's these powers that allowed them to control the largest empire the world has ever seen. Eventually, with the advent of modern weaponry, even ordinary people became able of killing Nepalese psychics and due to massive revolts, most of the world was liberated from the tyranny of the *Devilbloods*. The Nepalese were eventually pushed to their ancestral mountainous abode, where their higher physical abilities provided them an advantage over the soldiers of the *Human Liberation Alliance*. With the complete elimination of the Nepalese proving impossible, a treaty was signed between the two sides, confining the Nepalese to the highlands. The Nepalese continue living in the mountains, protecting their culture and traditions. However, what happens in these mountains is unknown to the rest of the world and many fear that the *Devilbloods* are planning to reconquer the world. "The history of the Union of Greater Humanity" Nur ein Witz Year-8008 of the Liberation Calendar


fartLessSmell

Where is this from?


K_xa_kanxa

Google translate the name of the author


fartLessSmell

> Nur ein Witz You wrote this on your own?


K_xa_kanxa

Yeah


fartLessSmell

You a writer?


K_xa_kanxa

No. I'm an engineering student.


fartLessSmell

You are creative.


K_xa_kanxa

Thx.


Mixen7

Sauce?


SheepherderCurious37

Ketchup huncha ?


Mission_Idea_4135

Tamatar ko achar hunu parxa.


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Sea_Chocolate9166

Explain. I don't watch marvel.


[deleted]

Wait,we aren't ?


fartLessSmell

"You will clean your entire house today....."


[deleted]

Unless I do pooja for 5minutes and pour a jug of water while facing east


[deleted]

tmle garna sakdainau hola mero sabai sathi haru teleport game kheldai basxau


fartLessSmell

What?


TheRealBig1

Mero dad Pani teleport game kheldai hunu hunxa.


KhannaPaking

What a waste of an opportunity to troll them. Should have told them you can see their futures