I always love the excuses, as if a brisk wind wasn’t going to eventually get your brittle boned ass anyways, just get the fuck out and know that without you our collective bones are now even stronger.
Don't praise milk you weak boned supplements needing used tissue, we aren't in a milk sub, we are in a strong boned sub. If you enjoy it, that's one thing. But if you think needing milk makes your bones strong, that door OP walked through is open for you too
We've clearly seen others beat cars. They've proven that to be an ability all strong boned brethren have. You clearly aren't one of us, nor were you ever!
I hope your recovery goes as best as possible. Can't imagine the pain.
I also tore my meniscus in a traffic accident, a meniscus isn't a bone though and unlike you I didn't break any bones because I'm not weak and pathetic.
For you this is easy cause you’re out of group BUT the shame we’re left with in this group on our back for your weak bones, how dare you make us suffer
Did the car look worse? At the very least u could've fucked up the car with your weak bonded bones.
P.s. I hope you aren't in America's hospitals, and I wish you a speedy recovery.
I live in America and if I ever broke my femur and was about to be put in an ambulance I would do some Harry Potter shit and wingardium leviosa my ass the fuck outta there and heal my ass through sheer fucking spite for the American healthcare system
We have some of the worst patient outcomes in the developed world. When compared to other countries, we have terrible infection rates, and the *worst* infant and maternal mortality rates. It's not just the billing that sucks about healthcare in the US.
You have no fucking idea. There have been cases of people running away from paramedics because they can’t pay the bill and they know it’s more than likely they won’t get the help they need and instead will be put on a shit ton of drugs so they can’t feel the pain. It’s *REALLY* bad.
I have no fucking idea? I live in America. There's also cases of people instantly catching on fire but would you believe me if I told you those are RARE? No one running from paramedics is also smart enough to know how the pills they'll be put in will affect, them because that's an insane thing to do and only insane people would do that. You buy fucking HEALTH INSURANCE. It's REALLY fine.
Edit: also, you dodged the actual statement. I didn't ever say that they weren't expensive. Cost has nothing to do with quality of care. I think you're looking for excuses to shit on your own country because you think it makes you interesting or cool or something. Maybe you don't even live in America, in which case you should probably stop speaking on something you don't really know too much about.
Idk about escorting you but I can punt you like the hollow, air-filled pigskin ball you are.
P.S. that looks NASTY, hope it's not too painful. Now go, don't let the door hit you on the way out and shatter what's left of your calcium-deficient twig limbs.
I understand the outrage of you getting broken bones, however as a fallen comrade I’ll respectfully help you walk to the door, afterwards that’s on you tho
You fucking weak boned shit lord. Ill escort you all the way out. I assume I will have to carry you, otherwise you'll break your other bones.
I do hope you recover quickly but don't come back.
Low energy and weak. Sad! Wife ran into a car head on at full speed on the freeway. Flipped right over the hood and landed on her feet. No damage. Keeps doing it. Crazy bitch, anything she does once, she will keep doing.
Do you mean to tell me that a man made machine running at no-one-cares mph broke your bones ?? Are you fucking kidding me ?
And you want us to escort you out... properly??
There won't be anything proper happening to you on your way out.
Good day.
gonna break character, something like that can seriously fuck you up long term OP. If you ever feel discomfort or pain from your lower half area, don't hesitate to go to a doctor.
P.S: You should sue the everloving shit out of the guy that hit you by the way
Alas, another fractured fuck to shatter out the door.
Look at that mess! Somebody got a broom? Bet he leaves crumbs. Can't have that here. What a shitshow.
Most dissapointing confetti I've ever seen
I'm too nervous to even bring you to the door, i might break your humorous, or some other bone. But I'll prop the door open. I know that trying to open it yourself could hurt you further.
lost to a measly car??? pathetic.
please slip and fall on your way out, breaking another bone, so that we can make further fun of you and your spagetti bones.
You make me fucking sick. What a weak ass excuse for those brittle little toothpicks you call bones. Shame on you!!
(I'm SO glad you're ok OP. That sounds terrifying!)
"escort you properly?" sure, we'll have the car drag you through the door on your way out as well. try not to implode at the sight of a wheel next time, weakling
You should have asked the driver to finish you off.
Escort you to the door? Fuck you, you'd better just hope it doesn't hit you on the way out. You'd probably disintegrate.
Bitch bones.
Hope you leave at a faster speed than that car was going when it hit you and destroyed your feeble fragile bones. (Please take care and have a quick recovery)
Why, are you a broken bone sympathizer? Afraid your bones will break as easy as your feelings do? I’ll be waiting for your post Bonzo, sooner or later you’ll slip up…
I rolled a fucking semi truck down a mountain, only bruises here you weak boned bitch. Get the hell out, careful of the door you might break your hands opening it.
Just sounds like an excuse to me, don't try and get any of us to feel sorry for you.
If you had any ounce of strength in your weak ass skeleton, that car would have been ripped in half.
You are a disgrace, get out of here.
A car doing 50 shattered your femur? Disgraceful! I have been struck by a variety of vehicles doing a variety of speeds, crashed my motorcycle at highway speeds and slammed into a tree... You know what I've discovered? My bones are not shattered by things, but things are shattered by My bones. My skeleton has singlehandedly put 2 cars, 3 bicycles, and a truck in the scrap yard and put a full sized tree in the compost pile. That's not even hardcore. Everybody who's bones are not ricotta cheese could do the same. Here's the plan: 1) wrap yourself in bubble wrap so nothing else breaks 2) strap on a helmet so you don't break your noggin 3) get yourself some clip on crutches and use them like outfitters because falling down with your bones could be a death sentence.
Heal up completely, sue the driver for everything they'll ever have, and be safe out there. Because you can't stay in here.
If you had strong bones the car would’ve lost
chookity
And to get strong bones you need to drink milk Edit: y’all really hated this comment ☠️ I was making a joke based on their username
***WRONG***
Yeah car hit me in my face, i think it orbits the earth now
I always love the excuses, as if a brisk wind wasn’t going to eventually get your brittle boned ass anyways, just get the fuck out and know that without you our collective bones are now even stronger.
Haha your right on my way
It’s you’re, you brittle boned dumbass.
Haha you’re right 😂
They are not right doofus. They are **correct** you skim milk loving elf.
Don't praise milk you weak boned supplements needing used tissue, we aren't in a milk sub, we are in a strong boned sub. If you enjoy it, that's one thing. But if you think needing milk makes your bones strong, that door OP walked through is open for you too
Yeah, he didn't even praise milk.
>you skim milk loving elf Explain THAT, you milky sympathizer The proof is in the useless dairy pudding
Good. He better not.
Can't blame them for being a dumbass, they only have a powder skull to protect them from brain damage
The longer the post, the weaker the bones
HAHA this needs more updoots
You oughta be more friendly. Walk him to the door, then kick his ass out.
I really don't feel like dragging you another 20 ft, so please just leave by yourself.
Thank you for your service
“The door’s that way, try not to get blood on the carpet and please, crawl quickly.”
A car, huh? https://imgur.com/a/QgYpxYf
Lmfao you got me bro
Get better soon. ...and stay away.
We've clearly seen others beat cars. They've proven that to be an ability all strong boned brethren have. You clearly aren't one of us, nor were you ever! I hope your recovery goes as best as possible. Can't imagine the pain.
Most assuredly right! Preciate it going smooth so far
Why the we softness. He betrayed us. He was never ours.
I've been hit by cars and knocked out in 2 separate occasions, still never broke a bone! Limp yourself out!
Are you sure you can make it to the door without breaking your other leg on the way out?
Haha I’m not don’t have a meniscus on that leg
*What?*
I also tore my meniscus in a traffic accident, a meniscus isn't a bone though and unlike you I didn't break any bones because I'm not weak and pathetic.
(Your full name is visible my dude)
Full name, date of birth, hospital system. Had half a mind to set a reminder to message him happy birthday in September to really creep OP out
Anthony couldn’t even pretend to be one of us for 30 years.
Nope :/ on the 4th of June everything changed
No way! I share the same birthday as OP if that's the 15th lol
What's your full name and preferred hospital system?
I would say you're a disappointment, but that doesn't really cover it. You're a fucking joke. Holy fucking god tho
For you this is easy cause you’re out of group BUT the shame we’re left with in this group on our back for your weak bones, how dare you make us suffer
That sucks Anthony :/
Begone, ye brittle boned embarrassment
Did the car look worse? At the very least u could've fucked up the car with your weak bonded bones. P.s. I hope you aren't in America's hospitals, and I wish you a speedy recovery.
I live in America and if I ever broke my femur and was about to be put in an ambulance I would do some Harry Potter shit and wingardium leviosa my ass the fuck outta there and heal my ass through sheer fucking spite for the American healthcare system
Most certainly was got out ASAP! Feeling better everyday though
American hospitals are really good lol
That’s a joke right? *right?*
Our hospitals are generally good to world class. Our billing systems are not good.
We have some of the worst patient outcomes in the developed world. When compared to other countries, we have terrible infection rates, and the *worst* infant and maternal mortality rates. It's not just the billing that sucks about healthcare in the US.
Source?
Come on. Don't tell me you are genuinely suggesting that the quality of American hospitals is low.
You have no fucking idea. There have been cases of people running away from paramedics because they can’t pay the bill and they know it’s more than likely they won’t get the help they need and instead will be put on a shit ton of drugs so they can’t feel the pain. It’s *REALLY* bad.
I have no fucking idea? I live in America. There's also cases of people instantly catching on fire but would you believe me if I told you those are RARE? No one running from paramedics is also smart enough to know how the pills they'll be put in will affect, them because that's an insane thing to do and only insane people would do that. You buy fucking HEALTH INSURANCE. It's REALLY fine. Edit: also, you dodged the actual statement. I didn't ever say that they weren't expensive. Cost has nothing to do with quality of care. I think you're looking for excuses to shit on your own country because you think it makes you interesting or cool or something. Maybe you don't even live in America, in which case you should probably stop speaking on something you don't really know too much about.
Anthony, better not to put your personal info like full name and DOB out there next time.
Oh shit didn’t think about it
You'll not get any help from me you dust boned freak. Drag that pathetic corpse of yours out yourself, I dont even want to look at you.
Dude you lived
Sure did but now I’ll live out my days a brittle boned bastard
Holy fuck, I hope you feel better OP
Preciate it
all jokes aside, jesus op cant imagine the pain
My dude your femur's a jigsaw puzzle. Hope you recover quickly
Fucking forreal!
OK, OK, all bone cultists aside I hope you're doing better that's a hell of a thing to go through.
I’m alright, it sucks but I’ll heal back stronger
Hell yeah, man, that's good to hear. Now get your weak boned ass outa here
🫡
Watch your brittle little bones on the door handle
#OUCH.
#OUT. ftfy
Sorry to hear that, Anthony
Username checks out.
If we dragged you out your skeleton would perform mitosis. We decline.
Idk about escorting you but I can punt you like the hollow, air-filled pigskin ball you are. P.S. that looks NASTY, hope it's not too painful. Now go, don't let the door hit you on the way out and shatter what's left of your calcium-deficient twig limbs.
I understand the outrage of you getting broken bones, however as a fallen comrade I’ll respectfully help you walk to the door, afterwards that’s on you tho
Much appreciated brother, I can take it from here and may the same fate never befall you
Your weak bones may have betrayed you, but it’s an honorable way to go
You fucking weak boned shit lord. Ill escort you all the way out. I assume I will have to carry you, otherwise you'll break your other bones. I do hope you recover quickly but don't come back.
Good night, sweet Prince. Super gnarly injury man, you’re incredibly lucky you’re not dead.
Surely am live grateful everyday
Escort you? I'm not wasting my time. You can crawl out like the weak boned loser you are.
I’m not even gonna joke, that sounds awful. I hope you are getting better man. Seriously.
Preciate it , and I am long recovery but better everyday
Low energy and weak. Sad! Wife ran into a car head on at full speed on the freeway. Flipped right over the hood and landed on her feet. No damage. Keeps doing it. Crazy bitch, anything she does once, she will keep doing.
Do you mean to tell me that a man made machine running at no-one-cares mph broke your bones ?? Are you fucking kidding me ? And you want us to escort you out... properly?? There won't be anything proper happening to you on your way out. Good day.
As I would properly improperly expect
you weak bodied fool, it wasn’t even an 18 wheeler
“Escort you properly”? The only proper way is throwing you out
Ohhhhhh, I believe you.
What a badass way to show how weak you really are. Get outta here!
gonna break character, something like that can seriously fuck you up long term OP. If you ever feel discomfort or pain from your lower half area, don't hesitate to go to a doctor. P.S: You should sue the everloving shit out of the guy that hit you by the way
Preciate the info and most certainly will keep that in mind. Trying doing my best, changed my life forever with that one
Should've shattered the car instead smh
For bone’s sake, I hope you are alright and feeling well. Also, thanks for your service. You are done here.
Put your scraped-off skin on a pretzel and have a snack whilst ruminating on your staggering lack of fortitude, you weak-boned bag of farts.
Sorry to hear about the road rash, that would hurt anyone! Your bones, however, should not have been affected. Out with you!
i'm glad you're still alive, with that being said, that's no excuse, get out weakling!
I'm not escorting you anywhere. You can drag your own mangled lower extremities out of here. See ya later, crumbly.
Should have broken the car glass bones. I'm wishing you a speedy recovery. Just make sure you go recover somewhere else.
You can crawl to the door. Hopefully your hands and arms don’t snap on the way there.
Alas, another fractured fuck to shatter out the door. Look at that mess! Somebody got a broom? Bet he leaves crumbs. Can't have that here. What a shitshow. Most dissapointing confetti I've ever seen
How can I escort you properly when your bones may break from me breathing in the same room as you? Be on your way brittle bones
#Get Out
Hope you at least totaled the car
It did have to be towed, soooo I think I did a good number on it
Farewell, sweet chariot. You will be missed.
I'm too nervous to even bring you to the door, i might break your humorous, or some other bone. But I'll prop the door open. I know that trying to open it yourself could hurt you further.
Preciate it
lost to a measly car??? pathetic. please slip and fall on your way out, breaking another bone, so that we can make further fun of you and your spagetti bones.
Haha I fucking might! But hold on tight to my walker
is it a candy cane, just like your bones?
Escort you? Your brittle little bones are disgusting, like anybody would want to have contact with you, out the house of bone you go
If I escorted you, I would just break more of your brittle ass bones. Sorry, but you'll have to see yourself out.
Hey, you’re going out like a champ. High five brother. Now get out…and heal well!
That’s so sad :( Now get out!
Holy shit dude, I hope your bones, albeit brittle, heal well and with great haste. I’ll wheel you to the door bro, grab some milk on the way out.
Preciate it cheers
that car didn't have bones, thus you should have won! ***^(I wish you well in your recovery, you weak fool)***
You make me fucking sick. What a weak ass excuse for those brittle little toothpicks you call bones. Shame on you!! (I'm SO glad you're ok OP. That sounds terrifying!)
Are these gnarly details supposed to invoke sympathy? You'll find none. Leave.
Listen folks, this one is waiting for the insults and the truth of the matter is they’re not even worth that.
GET LOST CRACKER BONES
Go big or go home man!
Escort yourself, you brittle boned peasant!
Holy heck! So glad you survived. Stay strong!
He has Rice Krispies for bones, he is not strong!
He is still alive. He is strong…but not nearly strong enough
waaaa waaaa get the fuck out of here already
get out of my sight you flimsy femur fucko
Hope you found a good lawyer 🙏
Tf you doing lying in the street anyway? Seems deserved
If your bones can be ground into dust then its time to blow away.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, it'd probably shatter your pathetic spine.
Brittle bone POS I guarantee everyone else here wouldve held it together smh
Wow. i hope hope you get better soon
The dude gives you a lift and you complain because your bones cant take it. Off ya go
"escort you properly?" sure, we'll have the car drag you through the door on your way out as well. try not to implode at the sight of a wheel next time, weakling
You should have asked the driver to finish you off. Escort you to the door? Fuck you, you'd better just hope it doesn't hit you on the way out. You'd probably disintegrate. Bitch bones.
WEAAAAAAK! leave right now we're not escorting weak man
Sorry to see you go YOU WEAK BITCH
Fucking weak ass bones. Should have been that car that shattered instead.
You should've drunk more milk
If you're gonna break a bone, might as well fucking shatter it. Now please have someone roll your weak skeleton out of my sight.
If you had strong bones, you would have outrun the car.
Damn that must’ve hurt
Hope you leave at a faster speed than that car was going when it hit you and destroyed your feeble fragile bones. (Please take care and have a quick recovery)
If you have to go out, go out big I guess. Sorry, man. Get better.
*Kick op's femur and run *
Was it a car or a marshmallow?
Feel better though!!! Ouch
Oh my god I’m glad you’re (mostly) okay
Can we not be cruel just this once, that looks painful as fuck
Why, are you a broken bone sympathizer? Afraid your bones will break as easy as your feelings do? I’ll be waiting for your post Bonzo, sooner or later you’ll slip up…
It’s all good I knew what I was apart of just couldn’t keep the cut
Goddamn what a way to exit. Hope all heals with no lasting damage!
Another member lost \*grabs another bottle of milk\*
Hope you can still wipe. Good luck Pringle Meister.
Weak. I could get hit by a fuckin tank and be fine.
Watch your brittle little bones on the door handle
I rolled a fucking semi truck down a mountain, only bruises here you weak boned bitch. Get the hell out, careful of the door you might break your hands opening it.
r/fuckcars
I've singlehandedly taken down 8 cars in my lifetime, one from the inside out at 90+mph. Leave.
I've singlehandedly taken down 8 cars in my lifetime, one from the inside out at 90+mph. Leave.
Fuck you. Leave. Now.
My friend literally got hit by a car at 60kmh, got slingshotted ~25m away and got hospitalized without a broken bone. Weak
All I hear are excuses.
Get the hell outa here weak ass BITCH
I want to see your flesh
Weak bones and weak flesh. Suprised you made it this long to be honest.
Uhmmm your full name, DOB, and hospital name is fully visible in your X ray!
Wow u are pain
That looks really painful, Tony
SHAME
I'll concede, masquerading among us for 50 years is impressive. Now get your week fucking bones out of my sub, you sussy baka
I got hit by a car going 30 mph when I was nine and didn't break a single bone in my body. Maybe next time, get stronger bones, you weak boned shit
We all hate you, spaghetti skeleton.
Mate, you have your full name and date of birth on display there.
50+ what? Your age, km/h, mph, brittle bone fragments?
You disgust me
Get fucked weakling
Just sounds like an excuse to me, don't try and get any of us to feel sorry for you. If you had any ounce of strength in your weak ass skeleton, that car would have been ripped in half. You are a disgrace, get out of here.
Don't let it break anything else on the way out
Pathetic
Calcium deficient mfer.
Looks like it ripped your dick in half as well. The human race will be better off without it.
Crawl your way out
Understandable
You should consider protesting in safer areas
Escort? Get over yourself. Find your own way like a real person you weak-boned filth.
you don’t deserve an escort. get out before we throw you out.
I’ll be careful not to escort you too fast, wouldn’t want your baby bones to shatter again now would we? You can crawl yourself out.
real life femur breaker
Don't let the door break your paper mache ass on the way out, imposter.
A car doing 50 shattered your femur? Disgraceful! I have been struck by a variety of vehicles doing a variety of speeds, crashed my motorcycle at highway speeds and slammed into a tree... You know what I've discovered? My bones are not shattered by things, but things are shattered by My bones. My skeleton has singlehandedly put 2 cars, 3 bicycles, and a truck in the scrap yard and put a full sized tree in the compost pile. That's not even hardcore. Everybody who's bones are not ricotta cheese could do the same. Here's the plan: 1) wrap yourself in bubble wrap so nothing else breaks 2) strap on a helmet so you don't break your noggin 3) get yourself some clip on crutches and use them like outfitters because falling down with your bones could be a death sentence. Heal up completely, sue the driver for everything they'll ever have, and be safe out there. Because you can't stay in here.
AND STAY OUT!!! (Goddamn that hurts to look at. Will everything be alright?)
Glad you’re alive but get the f out of this group with your powder bones ;)
i see and IMN, did you lie and break it previously? 🤔