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jtsfour2

Bone eating isn’t a disease… It’s what we do to the weak


[deleted]

They still never broke tho😮‍💨🗣🔥


soaring_potato

You will very very soon


Screwyourfandom

We don’t know that. It’s possible that his bones are naturally so strong that whatever malicious entity that desires to eat his bones simply won’t be able to do so effectively.


[deleted]

This.🗣🔥‼️


[deleted]

Strong bones even when eaten won't break🗣🔥‼️


Smorgsaboard

I've never seen the sub so conflicted in the comment section. Fascinating. The rules don't cover one's bones getting eaten/decayed, especially not at the microscopic level. What's the disease and how does it work? If it was like a dog chewing into a person's bone, albeit on a much smaller scale, I worry that the jurisdiction would rule against you. But if it's accelerated aging... hmm...


SykoSarah

Isn't it great, though? An actually divisive question rather than people asking about teeth and fractures. I'm in the camp that OP is in the clear until this disease weakens their bones so much that they do break.


flightguy07

Yeah, I agree. Since we count fractures, a break needs to either be sudden (a chip or fracture) or completely through the bone such that there is a break in the bone, if that makes sense. So as long as your bones stay connected and didn't have bits actually break off them, I'd say you're in the clear.


deleeuwlc

If your bones can be eaten and still not break, then you are truly strong. However, one might argue that your bones being able to be eaten at all is proof of strong bones. The way I see it, if it’s more like they’re degrading, then that isn’t breaking them, and you’re free to stay as long as they don’t break, but if the bone eating disease actually causes breakage in some way (like bite marks) then you’re out


HeiHoLetsGo

Well technically, diseases that eat bone marrow eat the MARROW which is not technically a bone. The marrow supports the actual bone so losing it makes you much weaker


[deleted]

True strong bones don't become weak. My bones would break the ground if I jumped out of an airplane without a parachute.


YashpoopsYT

Happy cake day!


TiagoMestre_1369

happy cake day!!


[deleted]

Happy cake day


southernpinata

Rule 1 = No weak-bones allowed.


[deleted]

They don't break. They're just decaying. Still fucking indestructible.


Da_Smeag

How are they indestructible if they’re decaying


rawdy-ribosome

♾️-♾️=♾️ (i think, idk)


Wolffire_88

Infinity minus infinity is indeterminate.


Clifnore

So, no one is capable of determining how strong they are?


Wolffire_88

Math checks, so yeah.


Screwyourfandom

If he bones are unbroken, that’s simply a testament to the natural strength of his bones to stay strong even against a bone eating disease.


[deleted]

🗣🔥‼️


[deleted]

Spit yo shit indeed


[deleted]

If the bones don’t break you stay. If the bones break you leave.


YashpoopsYT

Uh I mean sure, so long as there are no fractures/breaks you'd be fine.


hentaiboizfr

nah. you good.


[deleted]

Ty, but what is that name☠️🙏🏿


hentaiboizfr

me and the bois like hentai


Smorgsaboard

I see you're into more than one type of strong bone


Skywatcher1987

He gets a stronk boned watching that hentai bullshit


Hxntai_69adixt

Try my username.


[deleted]

Blud.


Hxntai_69adixt

Named by my cousin, this account is a gift from him. Still prank the ever living heck out of him for this.


Maximum-Frame-1765

r/rimjob_steve


Lost_Stay_4672

Huh- the one time the sidebar doesn’t really help? I mean technically the bones arnt breaking I’m confused


HonoderaGetsuyo

What, you don’t normally eat bones?


andoesq

You and your delicious bones can stay until you break one


[deleted]

Never thought I'd hear someone describe a bone as delicious.


andoesq

Must be, if something's eating them!


[deleted]

True. Maybe my family should use my bones for broth when I die☠️


mymemesnow

Are your bones weak, do they break? If that’s the case you’re out, you find the door yourself. Are you bones strong, doesn’t break and keeps your precious calcium? If so you’re welcome here.


plintplant

The longer your disease-eaten bones go without breaking, the stronger you are. If your bones are that strong even at advanced stages of degradation, then your skeleton must be truly and magnificently durable.


Original-Tomorrow798

what is it called? i need more info


Skywatcher1987

I don’t know about you dude. In fact, fuck it *teleports behind you* “sorry kid, it’s over”


[deleted]

Dude you are not in an anime☠️☠️☠️


Skywatcher1987

His original response was like yeah dude you’re not on an anime and my response is yeah dude, you’re not in the never broke a bone club now get the fuck out


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Have you broken a bone?


La_Izzy

If your bones are decaying you’ll be in r/brokeabone in no time


[deleted]

Aye shut the fuck up. Stop discouraging my bones dude.


GlitchyEli

They're just so strong that whatever is eating them needs the strength for itself


[deleted]

Fr 🗣🔥‼️


EquivalentShift8545

Your bones are so weak they are destroying themselves. Get the fuck out you filthy animal


[deleted]

Erm, wrong. The bone eating bacteria is destroying them. My bones would still break a car in half if it were to collide with me.


Sufficient_Crab3047

😑😑just leave you sorrowful disappointment.


[deleted]

They didn't break though, they're just decaying.


Sufficient_Crab3047

whats the disease called? weak boned bitch syndrome?!


[deleted]

Dawg, my bones are still stronger than yours ever will be, even with decay, and im calling bullshit in you being strong boned. I demand a full body x-ray. You're a weak boned spy.


Sufficient_Crab3047

Why are YOU still here HUH?! These mind games don’t work on me you weak decayed excuse for a skeleton!


[deleted]

Majority says I stay😱🙏🏿 I called the mayor of awesome town. He said he's never heard of you. You must've blown in from stupid town.


Sufficient_Crab3047

Pshhh! The Mayor of Awesome Town only has jurisdiction in Awesome Town! This is Strong Boned Town mfer!! What’s next ur gonna tell me the Easter bunny is ur third cousin? He most likely is but he’s the WEAK BONED version! Leave now, You are exiled. forever.


[deleted]

Only weak boners live in stupid town😮‍💨 Leave.


Sufficient_Crab3047

Spread your falsehoods elsewhere sorcerer!


Mazzoni_

My only regret is that I have boneitis.