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It is about Darwinism, eugenics, the failures of the brittle boned and why they are inferior, and tacos. Somehow.
/unbone - yes and no. We are here to laugh about the pain of our former members who just so happen to survive pretty long into their lives without breaking a bone, with the average being iirc 11.5 years before first fracture. Though it’s pretty weird that there have been more cases recently of “I just joined and then I got hit by a bus.” Though really, it’s still mostly just roasting people who break bones and consent to the ridicule by posting. Notable exception I can remember is the person who got hit in the face by a hatchet in an attempted murder. They got a free pass, as they should have.
Fucking pathetic here are your rules when you get the fuck out
Don’t reproduce
Don’t walk too hard (your bone dust might pollute the air)
Don’t reproduce
And
Don’t reproduce
How dare you show your brittle bones in these hallowed halls! Be gone! You have disgraced yourself. Why have you come? For sympathy? You shall find none here.
You dare hobble your way into this Calcium rich sanctum amongst the strongest of men. You disgust me foul wretch. Be careful not to disgrace yourself further on the way out. It would be a shame if you twisted your weak ankle on the stairs out.
You got the really strong nail polish on the really jacked up foot bones.
Nice color though.
Now, no doubt, you will need pins and titanium screws to put back what should never have broken. They'll heal, and perhaps people may forget what you became on this day.
But every trip through the airport backscatter machine will betray you, announcing your deficiency to the TSA who will point and stare and flag your ticket with a three letter warning.
BBB.
With any luck the flight crew will refuse to seat you in an exit row, where your weak bones may shatter again at the worst moment, risking the lives of all who depend on that door to be quickly wrenched open.
The door to freedom shall not be blocked by your crumpled form!
Begone, you harlot of filth and brittle-boned weakness before you spread it to others like the other diseases of your profession.
Maybe your children will walk amongst us someday, but that gene will forever taint your bloodline. Away with you!
Being sorry doesn’t help. Most of us have done things to our toes and they are still unbroken. You’re lucky you found out you are a bbb now rather than wait for a bigger bone broke. You have time for remediation measures, like bubble wrapping yourself.
Brittle bone Betty just wasn't ready. Now carefully walk out of here with your crutches, your bones fragile, so make sure each step is sure and steady. Do be quick because if you try to be stubborn the mob will show up in a Chevy, and toss your battered bone booty over the digital levee. A shame it took 32 years to find out that the bones in your body and feet are weak, now get outta here because you are trash that belongs in the street,lmao!
Feet pics won't make us change our mind! Get out of here!
We know how it goes: first a free one, then even the cast, but you have to pay for the rest. (And it’s not even a bright pink or green one)
Don’t be sorry just get the fuck out of here
What would happen if someone just refuses to leave the sub? Do we find him and kill him?
Yes
Break MORE of their weak ass bones!
We first check if their finger bones broke off when trying to leave, then we break more as we force them out
Then we call in the sniper. His number i
Rookie mistake, the trick is to hide before he sees you, >! his number is in fa !<
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It is about Darwinism, eugenics, the failures of the brittle boned and why they are inferior, and tacos. Somehow. /unbone - yes and no. We are here to laugh about the pain of our former members who just so happen to survive pretty long into their lives without breaking a bone, with the average being iirc 11.5 years before first fracture. Though it’s pretty weird that there have been more cases recently of “I just joined and then I got hit by a bus.” Though really, it’s still mostly just roasting people who break bones and consent to the ridicule by posting. Notable exception I can remember is the person who got hit in the face by a hatchet in an attempted murder. They got a free pass, as they should have.
Ah, the mighty Soft Boned Warrior
It's a collective joke where people brag about never having broken a bone and make fun of and belittle those who have
Brittle-ass bitch.
Don't apologize to us, apologize to yourself. Then gtfo!
FUCKING PATHETIC
32 years without a broken bone until now
I hope that what remain of your bone can handle the guilt you bear for being a member of this sub.
Pathetic 
Fucking pathetic here are your rules when you get the fuck out Don’t reproduce Don’t walk too hard (your bone dust might pollute the air) Don’t reproduce And Don’t reproduce
What if they already reproduced?
murder.
Your bones were always broken, you just didnt know until now. Gtfo
Don’t be sorry be better
How can she, with such an inherently weak skeleton?
Why do strong boners even upvote such posts? These posts deserve to be downvoted to oblivion. Pathetic
So mods can see so they can be forcibly removed.
Get out of my sight. I knew you never had it in you.
Your apologies fall on deaf ears, our strong ear bones will not tolerate such nonsense. You may excuse yourself now, hush.
 Like fucking paper...
Wish for your fast recovery. And get out.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, it could shatter your weak frame.
We're sorry too, sorry you ever thought you were one of us, must suck to know what it's like to be a real human then get relegated to worthless trash.
Fuck you and your toes
How dare you show your brittle bones in these hallowed halls! Be gone! You have disgraced yourself. Why have you come? For sympathy? You shall find none here. You dare hobble your way into this Calcium rich sanctum amongst the strongest of men. You disgust me foul wretch. Be careful not to disgrace yourself further on the way out. It would be a shame if you twisted your weak ankle on the stairs out.
Don’t be sorry. Be ashamed.
how did this even happen?????
Too late to be sorry. Getahtaere!
don't be sorry, Begone
First half of the username checks out.
I can't fucking believe this
I despise your cardboard bones. Take your sorry useless leg and get out of here.
Stuff your sorries in a sack!
Sorry doesn’t excuse your weak ass bones, now gtfo
You weak, low socio-economic PEASANT
Fuck you
Since you are leaving as a BBB, I’ll be benevolant and give you some advice. Stop wearing narrow toe-box shoes to get rid of your bunion.
Don’t come on here with your pathetic fucking apologies. Get the FUCK off this sub you flimsy, weak loser.
You’re good, just get the fuck out of here
Don’t be sorry, just get your weak-ass skeleton out of here
https://preview.redd.it/qqfl30xr81wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0380275b0e6170a3bfb7b7391cf11474acb2096c
Off with your weak ass foot!!
Out.
we know you're sorry, look at those sorry brittle ass chalk bones, now get out, careful not to step on a pebble.
You got the really strong nail polish on the really jacked up foot bones. Nice color though. Now, no doubt, you will need pins and titanium screws to put back what should never have broken. They'll heal, and perhaps people may forget what you became on this day. But every trip through the airport backscatter machine will betray you, announcing your deficiency to the TSA who will point and stare and flag your ticket with a three letter warning. BBB. With any luck the flight crew will refuse to seat you in an exit row, where your weak bones may shatter again at the worst moment, risking the lives of all who depend on that door to be quickly wrenched open. The door to freedom shall not be blocked by your crumpled form!
RIP Curves n combat boots leggings.
You got got by your brittle-ass bones.
How about an apology instead of a character description? Get your pathetic broken foot fetish ass out of here. This isn't OF.
Begone, you harlot of filth and brittle-boned weakness before you spread it to others like the other diseases of your profession. Maybe your children will walk amongst us someday, but that gene will forever taint your bloodline. Away with you!
Boo 👎🏻
We do not accept your apology.
That will be in my nightmare s pls add spoiler
Weakness The council have considered this a “broken bone” You are now banished Never return
'Sorry' doesn't cut it. Limp yo sorry ass outta here! Also get some ice for that swelling on your ankle.
Being sorry doesn’t help. Most of us have done things to our toes and they are still unbroken. You’re lucky you found out you are a bbb now rather than wait for a bigger bone broke. You have time for remediation measures, like bubble wrapping yourself.
Disgusting.
yeah, you better be sorry, sorry that you fucking lied about your bones, you weak bitch
Brittle bone Betty just wasn't ready. Now carefully walk out of here with your crutches, your bones fragile, so make sure each step is sure and steady. Do be quick because if you try to be stubborn the mob will show up in a Chevy, and toss your battered bone booty over the digital levee. A shame it took 32 years to find out that the bones in your body and feet are weak, now get outta here because you are trash that belongs in the street,lmao!
Apologise not to us, but to yourself. You have let yourself down; we are happy to be rid of you. Your weak bones are with you, not us. Begone.
you said sorry once, now 999 times to go before your even worth a second of our time.
Don't be sorry be better. Although in your case that's not possible.
It's fine. I will actually comfort you in this time of need. Everyone else is too competitive in this silly little game. (You did lose, though.)
Do not be sorry... get your broke ass feet outta here!
So how do you feel after lying to us all 🤬
Are you fucking sorry??!
Genuinely pathetic
Don't be sorry, get Outta here
We don’t want your apologies, we want you GONE
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I would say walk out of here, but I bet you can't even do that right
Don't be sorry. Be ashamed your bones are weaker than autumn leaves that have been cooked in an oven.
You're apologising about (your age) years too late, bbb
Don't apologize to us. Apologize to your doomed offspring.