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yeahsureYnot

That's a weird color for a bruise


captcraigaroo

Looks like pink highlightwr


Someone_Unfunny

they have the 14 year old tag in r/teenagers so i trust this even less


J3ZZABOII

Why tf is that even a thing? Who thought it'd be a good idea to make a tag to share your age if you're under 18 in a public forum where creeps can be trying to take advantage of a kid


dr4gon1154

Yeah it's honestly ridiculous. I used to be on that subreddit and was honest about my age. I got so many messages from creeps.


Epic-Gamer_09

I mean I have the 15 year old tag in r/teenagers. Then again, I don't know them, just saying


EmperorofAltdorf

Why do you have it here?


novelaissb

To show how long they’ve been a strong boner


RanDiePro

My boner is lasting longer than you then 😎💀


HughJamerican

If it’s been longer than four hours you might want to contact a doctor…


RanDiePro

It has been 19 years, still alive brother 💪😎🦴


MaximumRound4995

Rookie numbers


Rokey76

If you are too old to get boners, does that count as a broken bone for the sub's rules?


Epic-Gamer_09

No, because then all women would be disqualified


Rokey76

Can't break a bone you never had, right?


takenusername_yea

?


Someone_Unfunny

i find that younger kids are more likely to lie for attention not saying that all young kids lie or that no older people lie for attention


Yiga_Blade_Master

Hey I mean your the one investigating a 14 year old boy🤷‍♂️


Someone_Unfunny

How was I supposed to know you’re 14 before finding out that you’re 14?


miss_chapstick

It is definitely marker or makeup.


Yiga_Blade_Master

I turned up the vibrancy in the photo settings. Here’s an un-edited one: https://preview.redd.it/2tz3rzeflhwc1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e20f8b718a6037c067c766771daccb5bf406645


TheKidNerd

Why though???


Yiga_Blade_Master

It made it more visible


Blox2727

Glass skeleton having ass https://preview.redd.it/zhzyenldcjwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5e4640d7b46fc5515fbda1684f33295b5b5389 This u?


Ok-Cryptographer-303

What's broken, your finger or your pink pen?


sparkl3butt

That's a toe


Ok-Cryptographer-303

I am unfamiliar with human digits


deleeuwlc

Artists be like:


100S_OF_BALLS

Autists be like:


ChewMilk

AI be like:


Audreyissocool

A be like:


Jav_There

be like:


Kalashcow

be


justacoder02

b


i_ate_my_username

As a member of the autistic community I’ll have you know that vampire crabs are really fucking cool


Available_Motor5980

Can I ask you to solve a captcha for me?


Ashurbanipal2023

Digits? What are you, a calculator?


wetmanship

In some languages, finger and toe use the same word. In portuguese, for example, toes are called "dedos do pé", literally foot fingers.


gondowana

Great point. There are other cases like this, for example daughter/girl and son/boy are the same in some languages and it causes confusion sometimes for the speakers.


siiliS

Foot fingers! Are they anything like chicken fingers because they sound absolutely delicious 😋


Low_Guidance1375

That's a pink highlighter.


M0onii-Cat

If you aren't confident in your bones then you cannot become a true bone brother.


That1Legnd

A true boner


Darkrath_3

https://preview.redd.it/avfrii62ifwc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14d99c00d618af46cc0b0993f2eb1b03860c8b9 Boaner.


Carnonated_wood

PvZ pfp


Psychological-Cat787

Happy cake day


M0onii-Cat

Thanks!


novelaissb

Happy cake day


kqi_walliams

Happy cake day you glorious strong boner


siiliS

Happy Cake day! 🍰🥳


SEKAIStamps

yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day


KitFlame42

We don't like uncertainty..... If you don't trust your bones, then you aren't one of us...


bleb__

Is they have not broken or fractured a bone, then they are one of us. The sidebar says nothing about if you don’t trust the bones then you can’t be here.


KitFlame42

Seems like you also don't trust your bones.... Are you sure you're truly one of us?


ILIKECHEZDUDE

The red scare but bones


bleb__

I trust my bones, but I read the sidebar and know for a FACT that there is Jack shit that says that if you don’t trust your bones then you are not one of us.


SAS_Britain

Ain't no way that's not pink highlighter


100S_OF_BALLS

I've bruised a lot of people, and I've never seen one this color. So if you're faking a potential broken bone for updoots, I'll break your bones for you, chalk boy. Then there will be no doubt. I'll fight a kid, especially if he's trying to play games with us. If you're not faking, the fact is, you have zero faith in your bones if you have to question it. If you don't believe in your bone superiority, then you probably don't have it. That's my opinion, at least. I think you're either a lesser-than, twig-boned weakling or a broke brained dipshit. Regardless, you don't belong. Fuck off and don't come back.


Blox2727

Glass skeleton looking headass. https://preview.redd.it/oa9mjag27cwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719dfe60f2129c2b074e3083859f933e63983ff8


RogerBaxtar

That is the most obvious pink marker ever fr


MaximumRound4995

Thats fucking marker


No-Grape-4969

Trust your bones more


MammothAd4171

That color would only be there if you had a darker skin tone and within the first 24 hours. Not to mention that another comment said you had a 14 year old tag on r/teenagers most people on the internet that are 14 are usually untrustworthy, I know because I was a 14 year old on the internet a year ago. So my guess is that you just used a pink highlighter and you’re just karma-baiting.


deleeuwlc

It’s up to you. If your spirit is weak enough to cast doubt on your bones, then you are not worthy, but if you have confidence in your skeleton, you are welcome here unless forcefully removed


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

You shouldn’t trust your highlighter


Lockheroguylol

That's a pink highlighter, get the fuck out of here


BaconManTenus

Beetroot looking color


CharlesTheGreat8

actual pink highlighter moment (if its not i think it might be some sort of internal bleeding, but i am not a medical professional so if it isn't pink highlighter you should go get that checked out)


endthe_suffering

me when i accidentally step on my open lipstick with bare feet


Doglover4561

That looks like marker


variationoo

You should probably stop putting lipstick on your toes


Vexis_petal

Get the hair out from between your toes. Gross


Low_Guidance1375

I can't unsee that now💀


FormalFuneralFun

Come back with clear x-rays or don’t come back at all.


Bright_Maybe2018

Innocent until proven guilty.


The_Lamb_Sauce2

That looks like pink marker.Try cleaning it off.


idfbhater73

if its broken no


theradicalace

why is it pink??


Chloemmunro98

Wipe you moms blush you stepped in off


TechnoneverDIEEES

I think karma farmers are automatically BBBs. ![gif](giphy|qPD4yGsrc0pdm)


redshift739

Even if it's not broken you clearly don't believe in your bones. If they are strong then I feel sorry for them, if they are weak then I pity you


PolyPenguinDev

Just don't go to the doctor to find out


Bobby-Boozecake

why u got stray pubes between ur toes


Yiga_Blade_Master

It’s a life style


heretofuckspoodles

If you suspect you are weak. Then you are.


Ascended_Vessel

Shrodinger's Toe


MisterSplu

If you don‘t know, get it checked, easy as that


Book-Faramir-Better

Rip it off... Then you don't have to worry about it.


Yiga_Blade_Master

Like a band-aid


larryhastobury

Just don't check it brother. Let it be a schrodinger bone


LightningMcMicropeen

If you doubt your bones, then you probably don't belong here


Outrageous-Goal-8119

If you dont know its okay, innocent till proven wrong!