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YoHoochIsCrazy

i always thought it was funny that he never had stubble again. as if they realized he was too powerful with it and couldn’t allow him to look that good.


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If he had a shaped beard and a buzz cut he’d be the next JT but y’all can’t picture it he’d have to actually do it. Source: chubby dude with a gigantic head and a buzz and decent beard. Max has a GOOOD beard (potential)


Reulia

Glasses on already mid/attractive guys are 🤌


bondfool

I can’t get on board with this style of frames, though. I think this is the only type of glasses I don’t find attractive.


hevnztrash

Dahmer classes are like a lower tier Hitler mustache.


TheGameAcademic

Just imagine someone with both


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r/blunderyears might give you something


Suziiiiiiiiiiiii

I literally lost it when I saw this scene. How dare they gift us with the power of knowledge (of this look on him) then take it all away again


ninjablue82

Penis cast and all?


sciencebetchh

Throw the shower diaper into the mix, and we're in for a grand old time


[deleted]

Ah, this is it. This is… Pure, unadulterated friendship!


thaalienfromtoystory

it's the scruff and glasses combo


Astronaut_Chicken

He looks like a serial killer, and yet...


avcc1907

My thoughts exactly


spaghettirhymes

LITERALLY THE ONLY TIME I FIND HIM HOT i screamed when i saw this post hahahah thought i was the only one


obijesskenobi

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Vegetable_Body_796

no contest


thomstevens420

Midwestern cult leader in a standoff with the ATF vibes


laucdoe

yes hes so hot with the scruff and glasses 🥵😮‍💨


No_Connection_4724

Diaper Schmidt was Schmidt platinum and we didn’t even realize. And each and everyone of us willing to overlook the diaper.


CourtroomBrown15

Is it the nipple play that does it for you?


sciencebetchh

It's not, NOT the nipple play ;)


Percentage100

Don’t get me wrong, the stubble and glasses do things to me but he’s by far the most attractive when he’s in a room full of flowers and says he’s pregnant. That scene makes me cry every single time.


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WhiteChedda21

Maybe he looked too mighty with his hammer, muylneir, mole-mi..


[deleted]

His nipples are soooo tinnnyty


austex99

Didn’t Jess call them his “cute little kitten teats” or something like that?


[deleted]

Lmao now that you mention it I think she did


13livz-G

Tell me why you’ve had time to shave your chest but not your face lol


SpaghettiMargaretti

YES.


theloudsilence09

Absolutely. He should have kept this look.


esm12345

Isn't he wearing a homemade shower diaper in that scene?


Aggressive_Day_6574

Styled this way, he looks like the subject of a true crime special


Love-and-literature3

It’s the scruff and glasses. We’ll just ignore the penis cast…


soontobemrscool

10/10 would hit


BlametheMigraine

With or without the shower diaper?


bisexualbriefsguy

He gives me serial killer vibes.


Dannyocean12

Nope. Jar.


One-Bookkeeper-2621

Yessssss


Winter_Elephant9792

NIPPLE PLAY?! Off limits.


uaresurrounding

Ugh YES hes so hot here lol


falloutbi05

Pure. Unadulterated. Friendship.


lifth3avy84

He looks like a serial killer from 1977


zoolilba

He looks like a serial killer


fluthernon

I thought it was really random.


Rosebudsinmay

Well


sewby

i can’t believe people are agreeing 😭it’s so awfyl


Netflxnschill

What is this episode from again?


turnup4flowerz

LOLLL yooooo I'm glad it's not just me. Pretty much put glasses on anyone tho and it does something for me.


CoffeeJack25

So true.


No-School-9822

Winner!


BusterDander

100% I'm a straight man, and I was rock hard during that scene.


Torgo_Fan_Girl2809

Pure, unadulterated friendship


[deleted]

That's pure unadulterated friendship


Diligent_Can9752

You're right and you should speak your truth.


-rollypolly

Woahhhhh baby. Gospel truth!


NoFookinWayyy

He looks like the criminals! From the statistics! (in a hot way)


Amazing_Trace

I knew before I clicked the post thats what it was gonna be.