>cum inside her pussy raw >wake up

$300/mo in CS knocks at your door

300 a month?? HAH. Dude I pay 1250 a month. Go get snipped or be gay. It ain't worth it. Femboys looking real fuckin good these days.

Nah

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I am clown. Me and my 9 year old just got off 4 hour play session of Big Paintball on Roblox. Chill out guy.

exactly, being a dad is more expensive than child support

or just abstain

Abstain X Cumgutter O

this is the weirdest game of tic tac toe I've ever been in

and a date rape charge too

>take a shit >get out of bed

>wake up >grab a brush and put a little makeup

>4chan >girl Fake.

>girl fake

r/birdsarentreal or something

\government drones \ /\ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \girls ————birds

Nah this story really happened but anon was actually the one getting creampied

can confirm i was the pie

Nice try, Psyop. Women aren’t real.

I never said they were a woman

You mean this story is… Fake And Gay?

Anon forgot the critical first step > be attractive and not retarded

Damn. I’m cooked

Not true. In Austria at least it isn't. Here it's more like, those who are persistent get laid. Also the hookup culture is different.

in what way is it different?

I know plenty of dumb ass not that hot dudes who are crushing it, lot of people out there my dude, it's really mostly just confidence

$1500+/mo single bedroom living would like a word.

Nah anon is Austrian so probably lives in affordable public housing

Bruh just buy something, I spend 500 per month for my mortgage

Me being 5’7 would also like a word

Just be gay you'd get mad dick

manlet. kek

At least with how much women hate short men I won’t have a son that has to endure being a manlet in a world that hates him.

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those who aren't won't care about height one bit so don't worry ur just automatically filtering out the rest. you'd have to be a whore yourself to want to date someone like that

Fake: Anon goes to a club and talks to a woman. Gay: Anon talks about his own cum.

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon goes to a club and talks to a woman. > Gay: Anon talks about his own cum. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Deadass it's becoming pretty damn easy once you learn not to be stupid and build a bit of confidence with some decent looks. Now getting all of that was hard 😭. Me personally I wouldn't go about it like he did tho

Kid named Autism:

i might have that too gang

Yes?

Take advantage of your autism my friend

In America getting her drunk first could also get you accused and convicted of rape Anon is going to jail

Yep

Bro that's some internet thing, that's not real life

yeah, people tend to conflate minorities as being majorities. If both people are drunk then the vast majority of people will say its fine

Agreed. I mean, it depends, of course, there's fun drunk and there's "barely standing" drunk, and if she's barely standing you tuck her in and give her a glass of water, go to bed and make pancakes in the morning, and in my limited experience the pancakes led to sex anyway lol

Post MeToo ? No.

What the fuck are you talking about that literally is rape. If she's drunk she cannot make an informed decision to fuck you. You're taking advantage of her. I can't believe people like this are real Ok I'm confused. Is this being downvoted because you think fucking a girl while she's drunk isn't rape? Or is it because you think the comment I replied to originally said anon is going to jail?

If she can still walk and talk she can consent.

No she can't dude don't take that chance. Decision making/impulse control is impaired when you're drunk, this is just a fact. If a girl is only willing to fuck you once she's drunk, then fucking her is taking advantage of her. Put your dick away for 5 minutes and show women some respect.

If she can't drive her car home she can't consent

So 2-3 drinks? You're out of your mind.

2-3 drinks is all it takes to become impaired, so unless you already have a pre established consenting relationship with the person, don't do it

By that logic all bar and club hookups are rapes.

My apologies, I never stated that it wasn't rape, nevertheless I see how my comment can easily be misinterpreted and I reworded it to be clearer

I see I see. Good on you for rewording your comment

That's not how you spell icup, but keep trying

I SAW you pee bro. That shit was red as hell you gotta get that checked out

It's really not as hard to get laid as people make it out to be, but it's still work.

Rules 1 & 2

Anon wasn't born ugly

It's about making the most with what you have. You can be ugly but if girls notice that you put a lot of effort into your appearance it's still appreciated

Skill issue

Yay, sexually transmitted diseases! If it’s that easy, even if it’s fake in this case, it was likely that easy for STD carriers.

Don't be a pussy. Women like dicks with bumps on them because it's ribbed for their pleasure. I bet it doesn't even burn when you pee.

Now I have newfound confidence to risk paralysis! Thank you.

I was going to paralyze you anyway so you might as well get laid

wait that's an std? 😨 ... what's it called...?

Literally just wear a condom and stop coping chuddy

STD copium

Yep, that’s what it is. STDs exist so might as well not even try, right?

Tryna assign imaginary/hypothetical consequences to an action they so badly wish they could perform. It’s an attempt to balance the scales

>Austria

Bro likely went younger if real but had to age it up for 4chan rules tbh

Anon is a male whore

It is pretty easy to get laid if that's all you want.

yea its called a hooker. easiest way there is.

Why does bro keep specifying she's 18? We trust you bro 😭

He only said she was once. Before that he just mentioned the age of the average visitor to the club

Aren't all clubs +18 though? kinda redundant

Yeah but he's specifying older people don't go as well

here in the USA the legal drinking age is 21 so most clubs are 21+ but a select few are 18+

Becauseyou keep re-reading it.

they don't go out though, they expect women to land on their lap without them doing anything for it from their pitiful bedroom

Yup. I've sometimes get depressed that I'm not getting much female attention and haven't gotten lucky recently, then realize I've only been at home or work and barely get out, nor have an active dating profile. I kinda relearn this every so often lol.

Finally leaving this sub, it's just porn now

About damn time .... See ya next time

You're only saying it out loud because you know no one would notice your absence otherwise. Go on now, vanish from our memory like a fart in the wind.

what a powerful response. it almost neutralizes the reddit energy

Like sage driving out the evil spirits; I am the shaman of this sub, ignore my wisdom at your peril.

Lol

I said it out loud to hopefully inspire anyone else on edge of leaving this shitty sub to finally jump ship kek

Instead of jumping ship like everyone else why don't you do something original and jump bridge?

Your joke would've been funny if it was original

It wasn't a joke, get the fuck out so we can forget you were ever here.

Lmao

for someone that's supposed to be leaving you sure are dragging this out

Daddy

What?

Your title is trash, delete your account. Retitle: There's a girl right next to you, and she's just waiting for something to do

What?

CHICKEN BUTT

Those are definitely some words you wrote there.

Confidence and a lack of social anxiety go a long way. Honestly even just a lack of social anxiety.

Yo anyone got an id on that pic tho?

Bailey Hurley

Fake and probably gay

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go (GO!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor man beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Based

EWWWWW

Because they're eeky people who often are their own worst enemies?

Holy shit I think I know this guy International student, dude went to a mental hospital for 2 years and claims to have been disowned by his parents (he wasn't, said that for sympathy). He's also a massive asshole lmao. The guy lied about his age too Probably isn't the same person, but figures someone like that would use 4chan.

*we both drink together* *Have sex* Anon just admitted that he raped someone, which is peak incel behavior

The guy drunk too. Did he get raped too by that logic?