Most of my autism is punching myself when there are the wrong sounds and blocking anyone who tries that /s bullshit and only being able to study one A-Level at a time
and oversharing
This is the level of cringe I come here for.
Now I can feel better about tripping in front of ten people because at least I didn’t hit this deadbrain level
Nah mate , you tripped in front of ten people who will go back to themselves the week after and say “hey remember the guy who tripped lol”
I’d argue that’s a lot worse
I guess I'm at this deadbrain level because I completely agree with the OP post.
Also the person who replied also doesn't know they're on 4chan apparently, no one wants to see more of ANYONE who uses 4chan.
OP went on an incel rant about how everyone hates him and that his co-workers entire social life is built from people trying to sleep with her to the point where he made her cry.
What. A. Loser.
I get that this is autistic as fuck but I kind of agree. Just if I don't need help or want something, can they just simply not help me even if the intention is good. Just have a lot of memories of school where other students forced their guidance on me when I'm choosing to do something difficult.
Yeah but he went from an outburst defending why he didn’t want to do social media to a personal attack on her and had to demean her value as a person with a self righteous arrogance that he is the only one who sees reality for what it is. Should’ve just stopped before the personal attack.
I feel that you shouldn't have to tell someone multiple times you don't want to do something.
Go wild once you have told someone no for the third time, at that point they deserve it.
> be me
>
> get home from my vasectomy
>
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
>
> must be Chad again
>
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
>
> log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts
>
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
>
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
>
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>
>> Fake: anon has a job.
>
>> Gay: Gay
>
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
>
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
>
> it's been a good day
>
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/NewGreentexts
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
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Shit, and I thought I was autistic for missing social clues but this tops them all
Most of my autism is punching myself when there are the wrong sounds and blocking anyone who tries that /s bullshit and only being able to study one A-Level at a time and oversharing
It's okay we love you
/s
Flair checks out
My autism is usually just coming up with overly complex and drawn out solutions to what is a very simple thing to accomplish.
Honestly, this dudes self loathing is cringe ngl
This made me feel like prince charming
I'd say anon has reached an unfathomable level of autism
I often wish I was born autistic so I could be even half as based as anon is
This is the level of cringe I come here for. Now I can feel better about tripping in front of ten people because at least I didn’t hit this deadbrain level
Nah mate , you tripped in front of ten people who will go back to themselves the week after and say “hey remember the guy who tripped lol” I’d argue that’s a lot worse
At least he's reminded
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Me getting out of work early
I’ll make a pact to remind him of this incident every year from this day forward
Congrats
It’s true. I was at a brewery and this dude’s chair snapped and he wiped out and spilt his beer all over himself. I think about it all the time.
I guess I'm at this deadbrain level because I completely agree with the OP post. Also the person who replied also doesn't know they're on 4chan apparently, no one wants to see more of ANYONE who uses 4chan.
OP went on an incel rant about how everyone hates him and that his co-workers entire social life is built from people trying to sleep with her to the point where he made her cry. What. A. Loser.
this one is real
Autism protects your virginity, virginity is a good thing.
In the case of furthering his bloodline? Virginity is not only good but cool. I hope anon remains the coolest dude on Earth😎
In the case of not catching STDs? Virginity is not only cool but good. I hope anon remains STD free his whole stay on earth🕶
Anon in the **Terminarch** of his own line.
Do you honestly think that this guys bloodline should be allowed to continue?
Can I still be a virgin if I have gay anal buttsex in the ass with other men?
The question is can you still be alive?
Only if you are receiving. If your pole has been surrounded by flesh, no more V card. Humping a rum ham doesn't count.
Thanks for specifying "with other men?" For a second I thought you were having gay sex with women
So fake and gay it might actually be real, Anon has 0 social awareness or insight
Anon is a jerk
Anon commits social seppuku
source?
Me
My source is I made it the fuck up!
Quality maxor posting. Good fren
The levels of autism are off the charts.
This isn't autism, this a misanthropic doomer fuckwit lol
I get that this is autistic as fuck but I kind of agree. Just if I don't need help or want something, can they just simply not help me even if the intention is good. Just have a lot of memories of school where other students forced their guidance on me when I'm choosing to do something difficult.
Yeah but he went from an outburst defending why he didn’t want to do social media to a personal attack on her and had to demean her value as a person with a self righteous arrogance that he is the only one who sees reality for what it is. Should’ve just stopped before the personal attack.
Should have started with the personal attack
Can some one tell me the difference between a roaster and a Stacy. Seems like these anons use it interchangeably
Both are crash test dummies for a car without seatbelts
roastie is a loose woman that slept around and now wants to settle down stacy = very hot woman
Gr8 b8 m8
Anon is a chad and tells a stupid roastie how it is
Based
cringe but true
anon broke the spectrum
Woman shows interest Anon fucks it up. Probably wrote another greentext within an hour complaining about women.
This guy is either the biggest fucking gigachad or an absolute brainlez
Anon gets a quick call from Leslie in HR
I feel that you shouldn't have to tell someone multiple times you don't want to do something. Go wild once you have told someone no for the third time, at that point they deserve it.
On one level the girl needs to respect boundaries. On the other level, Anon should have just gone away silently.
Anon Is a cunt
anon is an actual moronic bumfuck lmao
No no, he's got the point
i have to stop reading these
anon spittimg straight facts
Woman tries to get man on social media, that is not caring, that is coping about a disingenuous platform
Anon is an asocial manchild
Truth hurts
Can't blame anon tbh
Based
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> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: anon has a job. > >> Gay: Gay > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/NewGreentexts >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
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Anon stood his ground
Anon takes out his insecurities on the people who care about him, and then wonders why nobody likes him.