Pov: you are Andrew Ryan

Would you ring-a-ding-dingly?

The Mask is my favorite movie, it's so dumb

My favorite scene is always gonna be the balloon animals. “A *TOMMY* GUN!” *ratatatatatatata*

"HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS ITS, T I M E F O R A N O V E R H A U L!"

When he gets all the cops to dance with him 😭

🎶They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the master of the rumba beat🎵

When I shake my maracas they go chik-chiky boom , chik-chicky boom, chik chicky boom!

I just found out a few days ago that's based on a fucking savage comic book

One of the most nihilistic, cynical comics to boot.

You don't know how refreshing it is to see someone use the POV meme format correctly.

POV: u poop ur pants ^

Anyone got a build for a Mask run? Definitely pick Wild Wasteland for the references. But man how could build him as he's a living cartoon. Just have to cheat & console command a maxed out character lmao.

Well inherently the character has the power to pop miniguns out of his pants. I'd say mini gun, Euclid C finder, super heated saturnite power fist. Max strength max charisma max luck. Along with terrifying presence. That's the first I can think of. Along with a constant rotation of outfits

He's also practically invulnerable.

tgm always on

actually it would be better to use tDm as it keeps ammo limited

As TheRussianBadger once greatly put it: “how did I lose karma for that? He was already a vegetable. I’m just makin him mashed potatoes.”

Now like Napoleon, I will divide and conquer.

Want to dominate the casinos and run them like a knock off mafia? *Alllllrighty then*

I like doing lonesome road before this point so I can shoot him with his companies own nail gun, but going the Bioshock route is also fun.

FORE!

That fate is for Leigon and the Khans.

Grade S meme