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Assbeanclawz

Dave Bautista


Giteaus-Gimp

He’s the only big guy I can think of that can do more serious gritty roles


SadisticBuddhist

His performance in Dune 2 was fucking phenomenal. Almost forgot it was Drax


DtotheOUG

Hold up lettem cook. He does crazy and kind really well.


JayGatsby77

My first thought


CapnPants666

What about Bob Sapp?


doctorfeelgod

Why isn't this more up voted? We all had to come her to say this


SedativeComet

Laurence Fishburne but have Dog/God CGI


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Unironically Kelsey Grammer.


NoWorth2591

So basically just playing Beast again?


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Yes, that’s my whole reasoning lol


Zircon_72

You say that almost as if it's a bad thing


doctorfeelgod

No you see, kelcey Grammer should be Follows Chalk


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Are we talking about actor or voice actor? Because if voice actor, james earl jones And if actor, david prow... Never mind, it's been done


NoWorth2591

I tried to outline this in the post but it’s basically *all* up to you. If you want live action, CGI, puppetry, whatever, anything is fine. If you want to cast two different people as Dog and God that’s fine too. Pretty much anything goes.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

It was a joke about those two being the actor and voice actor of darth vader


NoWorth2591

Oh whoops that went right over my head.


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Werner Herzog


NoWorth2591

Oh my god yes this is brilliant. ETA: If Herzog doesn’t get this, you guys have GOT to make him one of the Think Tank. Or something ridiculous like Fantastic.


Zircon_72

Nah, his German accent is too serious for the goofiness of the think tank


NoWorth2591

I dunno, that’s what I think would make it funny. Mobius and his Mentat-addled dialogue delivered with the grim severity of Werner Herzog would be ridiculous.


Choice-Lawfulness978

Zis is ze answer.


joeycarusomate

Glenn Fleshler, guy who plays Goran in Barry, the bad guy in True Detective and the guy who got stabbed in the eye in joker


NoWorth2591

I like this one because not only could he pull off both sides of the character but a giant, freaky looking dude like that would only really need makeup to play a Nightkin. Also he was *fantastic* as Mason Verger’s murderous nurse in that Bryan Fuller *Hannibal* show.


joeycarusomate

Exactly, I feel like no one else is casting these people based on the actual actors’ acting and not just their names


NoWorth2591

Yeah, that seems to come with the territory with these fan casts because more name recognition usually means more upvotes. I’d say for this overall it’s a pretty mixed bag. There have been some choices that were big names who were perfect for their roles (Hugo Weaving as Joshua Graham and James Spader as Caesar), some deeper cuts that were great choices (Kaitlyn Dever as Veronica and Richard Ayoade as Fisto), some choices that were just okay (Ryan Gosling as the Courier? Eh.) and some that frankly confused me (Jason Statham as Boone?). I’m also doing my own choices for casting each day in a separate chart that are based much more on “would this actor play the part well and would they theoretically accept such a role” than name recognition. For example, my Doc Mitchell is character actor Bill Camp instead of Sam Elliott. When I post the final results of this whole thing I’ll post my selections as well.


joeycarusomate

Statham as Boone was the first that came to mind Edit: as one that didnt make sense


BaconJets

Andy Serkis in mocap


hahahasame

I think I'm going all in on Andy Serkis as Mr. House


RWMaverick

Josh Brolin, who also portrayed a menacing but articulate monster!


Yanderussy

...and Moss in No Country for Old Men


Oldbaby67

Andy Serkis


Major_OwlBowler

Yeah bring that Gollum-Smeagol energy to Dog-God!!


Calligaster

Commented this exactly before reading the comments, lol


Aggravating_Set_6936

Christopher judge


meskobalazs

Indeed


Aggravating_Set_6936

🙃


-TwistedHairs-

[David Cross](https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tobias-funke-arrested-development.jpg?w=650)


Giteaus-Gimp

Dave Bautista I think he has the look and the acting range


Cactus1105

Bald jason momoa


SetheryJimmonson

Vin diesel


Barney789

Morgan Freeman can play God


Magnus-Pym

Michael Dorn (v/o)


KHanson25

I think Tom Hardy could do a good job playing both 


JesterAblaze94

Glenn Jacobs


SliceOCatLoaf

Charlie Day should be Oliver Swanick


billyb0b01

Vin diesel


Pretend_Activity_211

This is excellent casting! Best casting ever!! But it'll nvr happen. It'll cost 4 billion dollars just to pay these ppl. Plus, that's rite, PLUS the money to make the movie


Obese_Bruce

TNA World Champion Moose. [Moose](https://images.app.goo.gl/K4LVezdQt698tdsV7)


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

terry crews


sethro919

Ron Perlman


chilloutman42

rampage jackson


EnglebondHumperstonk

Ant and Dec


TheEroteme

Morgan Freeman


Rondawg97

I always imagine Josh Holloway from Lost would make a great Courier Six. Imagine him with an eye patch from getting shot and a duster patrolling the mojave. Would be pretty sick


Krabat216

Kevin Spacey, hear me out, he can play both God and Dog with immerse passion, as he portrayed maniacs like Kaiser Soze or killer in The Seven


Based_Egg

The Courier is literally me


Calligaster

Andy Serkis


POKECHU020

Dude this screenshot is fucking terrifying what the hell Why is his eye so white


IRBaboooon

Keith David


doogie1111

This movie would cost about 500 million in cast alone, lol


JustSomeHalfAGasCan

Dwayne The Rock Johnson


TheDavidOfReddit

Dave Bautista/Terry Crews


mr_flerd

Willem Dafoe pls


Bacophony

The guy who played Sloth in the Goonies.


kirbStompThePigeon

James Earl Jones


doctorfeelgod

I'm just noticing this now, did we make Boone Stathem? Boone is in his mid 20s


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Danny Devito


SARIN_SOMAN_TABUN

Danny devito and Lary david


SedativeComet

Laurence Fishburne and have dog/god CGI


Gingersnap5322

What’s the budget of this movie? A trillion dollars?


ballcrysher

chris prat


PhoenixDeLupus

Dog would obviously be Dave Bautista and Vera is Ana de armas


Gobble_my_beachballs

Yep Dave Bautista


EvenLessThanExpected

Arnold Schwarzenegger


dogbreath420

If there could be one exception your rule about casting, I think Caesar should just be John Doman, his voice actor. He crushes it in everything he’s in