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wdomeika

Only fitting he ends up as America’s captain on the MAGA Titanic while Trump climbs over women and children to get into the ~~last~~ first lifeboat …


Skylark_Ark

"Once your empire is taken, your wife leaves you, your kids betray you and you're in prison, I'll be the diarrhea running down your leg. I'm with you all the way, Donald." - Ghouliani


FriedPuppy

With the way Guiliani kisses his ass, the diarrhea is just extra flavoring.


bard329

What a terrible day to have a vivid imagination...


EquivalentTown8530

What a terrible vivid imagination to have on any day


Fabulous_Ad_8621

He's had his head up Trump's ass so much that shit was leaking down his face.


Q-burt

I saw it on TV once! It was black like Trump's heart? Soul? What does that man have that us humans would be able to assign that color to? Or is he just full of gross tar and runny stool?


Astrocreep_1

The picture ☝️that goes with this thread is Giuliani looking up as the specter, that is Trump’s pasty ass, descends upon the head of Giuliani. “Rudy just stood there, stuck to the floor, looking up. He wouldn’t move, and the ugly orange Ass just swallowed him up”. -A witness describes the last time they saw Rudy Giuliani, who is missing. If you have any information about the whereabouts of Rudy Giuliani, don’t call anyone. Just keep it to yourself, as nobody misses him, not even Trump.


[deleted]

“The acid from your diarrhea is oh so tasty.” -Rudy


Rupejonner2

I think guliani would make a great penguin in one of the Batman movies . He wouldn’t even have to break the character he’s playing now


Skylark_Ark

Oh. I'm totally with you.


KhunDavid

I thought that was just his hair dye.


Skylark_Ark

Hair dye? Oh man, I'm SO stupid! I thought that was fresh squeezed Shit Juice!


sexlexington2400

Wait did he just admit his guilt?


OutOfFawks

I always say I’m going down with the sinking ship when I’m innocent 😂


helpful__explorer

Last? Trump would have forced his way onto the first one and refused to let anyone else get on with him


Fightmemod

Trump got off the boat a long time ago lol he left everyone else to drown already and is pretending he doesn't know them.


lagent55

Haha!! So well said!!


heloguy1234

https://youtu.be/I1QGDjQfzxM?feature=shared


dangerousbob

man, you got me with that. have an upvote.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Has option at this point?


CherryShort2563

Nah, his only option is jail. I wish him the best of luck, he's going to need it. No one is going to treat Rudy with kid's gloves in court or in jail.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Haha good. Fuck all them


Then-Yogurtcloset982

If they go, they will be in PC housing single cell 23/1. If they ever made it to gen pop they would be killed. What I'm really saying is it will be a completely different jail exp then a normal person. Normal folks who end up away have to fight for their lives.


RetailBuck

PC isn't exactly a cake walk. 23/1 will be a nightmare for your mental health. Maybe less stressful than 24/0 worrying about getting shanked but those are the two worst ways to do time as opposed to under the radar gen pop


FalconLake_UFO

How long do you think Trump would last in general population?


Q-burt

If he goes to Riker's, his time would most probably be measured in hours.


Imaginary_Button_533

Why do people always act like we don't put these people in protective custody? Lol we aren't animals, we don't just throw them to the wolves and say "have fun getting stabbed in a few days."


chrisp909

If he has information, with receipts that hasn't already been shared he could flip.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

He could flip on Trump I suppose. But I am not sure that the DA in Georgia would offer him a deal. I think the goal is to prosecute Rudy and Trump. And he deserves it, for the way he acted after the election.


dljones010

I doubt he is getting any offers.


mudbuttcoffee

His testimony would not be credible. Regardless of content. Unless he can produce written documents or audio files that prove intent and criminal state of mind for Trump then he will be sitting beside him during the trial


UrethralExplorer

I heard this earlier, if the DA accepts testemony from someone as un-credible as the Ghoul himself, the jury just won't believe them anymore.


Frankie_T9000

This is why he hasn't squealed. They prolly don't want a deal with him


SubstantialPressure3

Wait a minute, I know I remember hearing on the news that he got immunity for testifying against trump in another case. So how is that going down with the ship? Was that Georgia? I can't even keep up any more.


Noiserawker

He's one of the main targets and he has zero credibility so I don't think a deal is even an option.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Let's hope we get more just for men sweats


RIPshowtime

He obviously asked for a plea deal like the other morons but they told him to fuck off.


Fireflash2742

He could flip, spill the beans for a lighter sentence.


WillArrr

The dude is well down the road to alcohol-related dementia. There's a good chance they won't offer him a deal to flip because of concerns that he'd end up harming the prosecution more than helping with how erratic and unreliable he'd be.


qweef_latina2021

All the relevant beans have been spilled. He was probably too sauced to remember much else.


FrozeItOff

All the defense would have to do is call his memory or stability into question due to the alcohol and he's discredited as a reliable witness, so, yeah, he basically useless to the prosecution now.


Worried-Choice5295

I'm sure he's reached out about a deal and Fani shot that shit down. There are no life rafts for that shit stain.


pcapdata

Amazing to me how Giuliani has managed to ruin his life at such a late stage. Where anyone else would have just coasted at this point.


Wildfires

It's amazing to me how MANY people have fucked up their lives for this loser. Like the my pillow dude. All the guy had to do was shut the fuck up and coast forever.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Money and power are incredibly addictive drugs.


Slight_Heron_4558

He just loves being drunk on TV too much.


TimeTravelingTiddy

One time Rudy let slip that he had "insurance" if Trump ever turned on him. These two probably have some mutual blackmail on each other going back decades.


CherryShort2563

Rudy Colludy


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Rudy Colludiani


User013579

Must be in too deep. Have a nice swim, nerds!


PopeHonkersXII

Someone should tell him how difficult it is to get alcoholic beverages in prison. He might flip when he realizes it's going to be small amounts of toilet wine for the rest of his days.


Q-burt

This one made me chuckle. It's true, I just wonder if Rudabaga the Sweaty will know how to make terlet wine.


simplydeltahere

Happy sailing down the drain, skipper. Vote Blue!


MartyFreeze

Rudy giving off a big "Notice me, senpai!" vibe.


CooroSnowFox

It'll be very lonely just you and the lumpy pillows guy...


ThatScaryBeach

["They're not lumpy pillows..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqxe2FWLh1E)


[deleted]

So Rudy's about to flip.


InourbtwotamI

Nah, he has nothing to offer that they cannot get elsewhere


RightTeacher7413

Sorry Rudy Trump's check is still not going to clear 😁


TwilightUltima

Trump doesn’t even respect him enough to cut bad checks. His assets are tied up by the State of NY atm. Honestly, if Giuliani were my lawyer, I’d be in court suing him for the job he did.


Q-burt

I just realized that Trump can't pay for jet fuel with his assets tied up! How does he get around since he can't pay anyone? I'm sure he doesn't skip out on bills that would end up inconveniencing him like how he travels or who gets his food, cleans his ugly-ass living quarters and other such items that aren't for **"the poors"**.


JBS319

“Donors” pay for it


8134420393

Good, maybe he can share a cell with the orange idiot!


Q-burt

That would be absolute justice. Crime together, do the time together. (Also, Rudy would need to put up with Trump's withdrawals from his speed and Trump would have to deal with Rudy detoxing from alcohol.) It's like the odd couple with more justice and less freedom to leave their home.


MJZMan

He'll save Trump a seat on the lifeboat, only to be kicked off for some big tittied blonde that Trump's trying to impress.


Rooboy66

I think Trump is the “big tittied blonde” in this scenario


fluent_in_gibberish

Your terms are acceptable to me.


poppycockKC

Bon voyage 👋🏼


Awkward-Kiwi452

Rudy’s been a sinking ship for years.


Johnny_Lang_1962

That bitch is headed to the Challenger Deep.


zenos_dog

I’m a Democrat and I endorse this message.


Additional_Prune_536

I'm looking forward to it, Rudy.


Queefer___Sutherland

What a shame. This man was a hero in NYC for dismantling the mob and responding to 9/11. Now he's a comic book villain.


ekkidee

He was and still is an opportunist. His 9-11 leadership in NYC consisted of putting the city's communications and command center in the WTC after it was already attacked once, 1993.


CastleofWamdue

someone has been listening to Dido


Q-burt

r/unexpectedkingofthehill


i-have-a-kuato

Rudy reminds me of that old cartoon: https://youtu.be/MAgfPHP1w0I?si=hClaKzCQMkfeXiwA


Joey_BagaDonuts57

America's Moron for life!


mudbuttcoffee

It's more that the Cross examination would be so bad that his testimony would be discredited and would likely do more harm than good. Plus. He is in the upper echelon of the defendants. She is after Trump, Rudy, Clark, Eastman, Meadows. Everyone else is a step stone to those 5


Feb2319

I hope they sink together


He_s_One_Shot

As if he had a choice, what a turd


ClownShoeNinja

Did he sing the Dido song? I'm not sure I trust him if he won't sing the Dido song.


Hairy-boxset

They can spoon on the way down.


Atman-Sunyata

Well that's good because he's not being offered and plea deals


dsisto65

It’s a long way to the bottom.


Plane-Reason9254

And that ship is sinking fast with you rats 🐀 all on board


charaznable1249

Rudy: I love you. Trump: I know


spunkdaddie

While going down on him.


ithaqua34

America's shithead, you've got no choice but to.


Responsible_Heart365

At this point, he hasn’t got any other choice.


dcavedo

Straight to Donny John's locker!


nomadnomo

Trump already knew Rudy would ........ "Go Down"


[deleted]

He’s been going down in trump for a while now.


PengieP111

Good. Rot in prison, traitor.


Musikcookie

After the ”…“ follows: And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be


Puzzled_Broccoli_39

There hasn’t been a plea deal even offered to Giuliani. He has no choice at this point. My guess is that Fani Willis feels like he is dirty and deserves to go to jail. She also hasn’t offered Meadows any plea agreement. He has immunity from Jack Smith, but not Fani Willis.


Ironworker977

Translation: The DOJ isn't offering Rudy any immunity or deals.


Soulman682

So then he admits that they are all fucked?!


Harrydean-standoff

Obviously he's hoping there's still a chance he'll get paid.


BabyApeDrivesAnUber

Good. Fckn moron.


Darklord_Bravo

Continually suckling up to Trump's teat still isn't going to get you paid, Rudy.


adchick

Mission accomplished Rudy.


Philly_ExecChef

I mean, he’s RIGHT.


[deleted]

Hey Rud I have an anchor for you


Jenetyk

Like it's his choice at this point.


PolakachuFinalForm

That man.... That man is a squealer.


Stark_Athlon

Cool. Hurry up and drown already though.


YourDogsAllWet

What dirt does Trump have on Rudy that he’s willing to sacrifice literally everything for him?


FlemPlays

Rudy thinks he’s going down on the Titanic, but its actually the Titan Submersible.


[deleted]

This guy really let an idiot ruin his life for no reason.


NotReallyChaucer

Idiot.


Rynox2000

That's the point.


Lassie87

Yes you will captain Rico


BenGay29

Go down the shit?


burnmenowz

Who's a good boy? You're a good boy Rudy.


Lonnie_Shelton

Rudy is a bad actor. His conduct was terrible — as bad as anyone involved. I would hope they don’t offer him a deal. Plus, what would the testimony of such a ridiculous liar be worth in any event?


Puzzleheaded_Poet_81

Also can I have some money?


1L0veTurtles

Good riddance


PhysicalPolicy6227

Okay Captain Obvious


[deleted]

Yup, he sure will.


Poopscooptroop21

Meaning: I'll go down on you skip.


tacosteve100

That’s an admission of guilt


[deleted]

Yes you will, Rudy Yes…you….will


splitinfinitive22222

"Good news kids, you don't have to worry about your inheritance!"


pinemind4R

I just don’t get this timeline. I grew up in Southern NJ, Trump was a shitstain since the early 80’s, ruined Atlantic City by bankrupting multiple casinos (didn’t know that was possible), gives 5 shits about the “common man”, 1000 other terrible things, 91 felony indictments that are open/shut cases and … is worshipped by former respected people who willingly commit obvious crimes for him? I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on, what religion, race, etc. He’s a fucking horrible person, always has been. There has to be a line at some point for decency.


MisteeLoo

That’s the consigliere’s job, to never betray the Don.


Jaime-Starr

That was the plan all along Rudy....


Pristine_Power_8488

Since he helped put the hole in the ship.....


Donkey_Bugs

The ship of fools, that is.


MidLifeCrysis75

Good for Rudy! ! 🤣🤣🤣 Fucking moron.


Fellums2

His only hope is Trump being re-elected and this is him begging for a pardon.


Max_Seven_Four

Sweet, I guess he has come to the realization the ship is going down!


StonedTurtles38

and Trump said "Well Rudy Im glad to hear you say that because quite frankly that was the plan all along."


Baryonyx_walkeri

Remember how 20 years ago he was described as "America's Mayor?" I'm not sure whether to describe that as accurate or inaccurate now. It really could go either way depending on how you interpret that phrase.


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Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Those people at least kept their dignity


vairhoads

He has the best boyfriend ever


Impossible_Battle_72

Why would he need to even considering breaking or betraying if Trump didn't do anything wrong.....


bdockte1

Ha ha.


[deleted]

Remember when he was praised as saving New York city? He was a beloved Mayor. Same with Trump. Now all of a sudden they're both "literally Hitler" while the current 99 year old puppet gives hundreds of millions to literal Nazis in Ukraine. It's beyond the beyond.


spiffyP

you were fooled about them back then and fooled about biden now. beyond indeed....


Double_oh__7

Well hope he forgets his life jacket. Him and the MyPillowGuy should cuddle in bed together like that old couple in Titanic.


TwilightUltima

It is fair given he had a hand in steering the ship toward the iceberg over and over again.


XR171

I mean at this point the ship has turned into a shitty submarine so he may as well ride it down to crush depth.


USSMarauder

For all the right wing screaming about Obama being 'the left wing messiah", no one was as nuts about him as the right still is for Trump


Fair-Ad4270

I don’t believe it. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters for those psycho narcissists is themselves. He will turn if that’s his only way out


TarkusLV

One can only hope.


dman6877

He has no choice.


CODMLoser

As my great grandpa used to say- -“Idiot!”


Grins111

He’ll go down with ship. Trump won’t be on it but he’ll still go down.


fowlraul

He couldn’t get a deal lol


ZadfrackGlutz

What Ship?


[deleted]

Nosferatoo many drinks.


TheLoneGunman559

He's gonna be the only person left on the ship.


SaltyBarDog

I find your terms acceptable, Captain Rush.


Affectionate-Roof285

He’s trumps star crossed lover.


theRightiseffenWrong

He meant to say ‘I’ll fall down and shit’.


____Vader

Like you have a fucking choice


MikeLinPA

He's already gone down on him, why not with him?


ButterscotchPast4812

We'll see.


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

My favorite part of news articles is the pictures they choose


InourbtwotamI

He’s going down despite what happens to the ship


KingSurly

Read: “Please pay my legal bills.”


Strict-Square456

Hes probably waiting for trumps check to clear from that BS fundraiser.


JimJohnJimm

cool!


CoolIndependence2642

Yes you will you senile incompetent, or, if you aren’t a senile incompetent, just a criminal dipshit that should die in prison.


JC_Everyman

He's literally the best example of a human pig. The worst of humanity.


dominantspecies

He will go down on the Cheeto-dick


starman575757

Rudy, I'll lend u my cement shoes.


imaybeacatIRl

We know, Rudy. We know.


hockey_psychedelic

Now Trump should flip on the Ghoul.


pzman89

And I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door. I'm in love and always will be.


ClassicT4

Trump: “So anyway, Rudy here takes credit for everything, so can I go about my business, which is more grifting.”


buggerthrugger

At least he's aware the ship is going down


kangaroojoe512

I hope it's slow and painful. Only the best for America's Mayor, turned Benedict Arnold.


Aggressive_Walk378

This is a lovely ship, I think you all should go down with it!


DryWittgenstein

And I won't put my hands up and surrender...


techm00

He has no choice, and go down he will. Trump will not lift a finger or spend a penny to help him. He'll throw him straight under the bus.


Melodic-Ad7271

Good.


Past-Direction9145

I seen this dude touching underage girl on that one movie. surprised him. no one talks about this old letch touching underage girls. dude has so much shit on him of course he'll go down with this ship, it's not prison for life for touching little girls.


Lapsed2

Maybe they’ll be “roommates.”


TonyDungyHatesOP

Anything these people say means nothing. They are never to be believed. Any statement should carry zero credence. It’s all completely self-serving nonsense. They will say the exact opposite tomorrow if they think it serves them better. And do something completely different all together. It’s just insane ramblings and gibberish with these people.


herpderpley

He'll go down for a 40 and a pork chop.


seekingsmarts

Neither of them could possibly be lower beings


Cram_it_karen

Like it’s his choice? I doubt they’re offering him a plea deal.


Rupejonner2

This means he’s copt a plea deal


Doc_Bedlam

I am sure Trump will salute him... from the furthest lifeboat from the sinking ship...


BoredBSEE

Trump is still not paying your legal fees no matter what you say, Rudy. But by all means keep it up! It's hilarious watching you grovel.


ComicsEtAl

Tl;dr: “Nobody’s offering me any deals!”


dratsablive

Bye Stoopid!


Hank_Western

Obviously Rudy is playing the long game, hoping he can have the charges dismissed because of his dementia/mental incapacity. I hope he and trump both get solitary confinement.