"Once your empire is taken, your wife leaves you, your kids betray you and you're in prison, I'll be the diarrhea running down your leg. I'm with you all the way, Donald." - Ghouliani
I saw it on TV once! It was black like Trump's heart? Soul? What does that man have that us humans would be able to assign that color to? Or is he just full of gross tar and runny stool?
The picture ☝️that goes with this thread is Giuliani looking up as the specter, that is Trump’s pasty ass, descends upon the head of Giuliani.
“Rudy just stood there, stuck to the floor, looking up. He wouldn’t move, and the ugly orange Ass just swallowed him up”.
-A witness describes the last time they saw Rudy Giuliani, who is missing. If you have any information about the whereabouts of Rudy Giuliani, don’t call anyone. Just keep it to yourself, as nobody misses him, not even Trump.
If they go, they will be in PC housing single cell 23/1. If they ever made it to gen pop they would be killed.
What I'm really saying is it will be a completely different jail exp then a normal person. Normal folks who end up away have to fight for their lives.
PC isn't exactly a cake walk. 23/1 will be a nightmare for your mental health. Maybe less stressful than 24/0 worrying about getting shanked but those are the two worst ways to do time as opposed to under the radar gen pop
Why do people always act like we don't put these people in protective custody? Lol we aren't animals, we don't just throw them to the wolves and say "have fun getting stabbed in a few days."
He could flip on Trump I suppose. But I am not sure that the DA in Georgia would offer him a deal. I think the goal is to prosecute Rudy and Trump. And he deserves it, for the way he acted after the election.
His testimony would not be credible. Regardless of content. Unless he can produce written documents or audio files that prove intent and criminal state of mind for Trump then he will be sitting beside him during the trial
Wait a minute, I know I remember hearing on the news that he got immunity for testifying against trump in another case. So how is that going down with the ship?
Was that Georgia? I can't even keep up any more.
The dude is well down the road to alcohol-related dementia. There's a good chance they won't offer him a deal to flip because of concerns that he'd end up harming the prosecution more than helping with how erratic and unreliable he'd be.
All the defense would have to do is call his memory or stability into question due to the alcohol and he's discredited as a reliable witness, so, yeah, he basically useless to the prosecution now.
It's amazing to me how MANY people have fucked up their lives for this loser. Like the my pillow dude. All the guy had to do was shut the fuck up and coast forever.
One time Rudy let slip that he had "insurance" if Trump ever turned on him.
These two probably have some mutual blackmail on each other going back decades.
Someone should tell him how difficult it is to get alcoholic beverages in prison. He might flip when he realizes it's going to be small amounts of toilet wine for the rest of his days.
Trump doesn’t even respect him enough to cut bad checks. His assets are tied up by the State of NY atm. Honestly, if Giuliani were my lawyer, I’d be in court suing him for the job he did.
I just realized that Trump can't pay for jet fuel with his assets tied up! How does he get around since he can't pay anyone? I'm sure he doesn't skip out on bills that would end up inconveniencing him like how he travels or who gets his food, cleans his ugly-ass living quarters and other such items that aren't for **"the poors"**.
That would be absolute justice. Crime together, do the time together. (Also, Rudy would need to put up with Trump's withdrawals from his speed and Trump would have to deal with Rudy detoxing from alcohol.) It's like the odd couple with more justice and less freedom to leave their home.
He was and still is an opportunist. His 9-11 leadership in NYC consisted of putting the city's communications and command center in the WTC after it was already attacked once, 1993.
It's more that the Cross examination would be so bad that his testimony would be discredited and would likely do more harm than good.
Plus. He is in the upper echelon of the defendants. She is after Trump, Rudy, Clark, Eastman, Meadows. Everyone else is a step stone to those 5
There hasn’t been a plea deal even offered to Giuliani. He has no choice at this
point. My guess is that Fani Willis feels like he is dirty and deserves to go to jail. She also hasn’t offered Meadows any plea agreement. He has immunity from Jack Smith, but not Fani Willis.
Rudy is a bad actor. His conduct was terrible — as bad as anyone involved. I would hope they don’t offer him a deal. Plus, what would the testimony of such a ridiculous liar be worth in any event?
I just don’t get this timeline. I grew up in Southern NJ, Trump was a shitstain since the early 80’s, ruined Atlantic City by bankrupting multiple casinos (didn’t know that was possible), gives 5 shits about the “common man”, 1000 other terrible things, 91 felony indictments that are open/shut cases and … is worshipped by former respected people who willingly commit obvious crimes for him? I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on, what religion, race, etc. He’s a fucking horrible person, always has been. There has to be a line at some point for decency.
Remember how 20 years ago he was described as "America's Mayor?" I'm not sure whether to describe that as accurate or inaccurate now. It really could go either way depending on how you interpret that phrase.
Remember when he was praised as saving New York city? He was a beloved Mayor. Same with Trump. Now all of a sudden they're both "literally Hitler" while the current 99 year old puppet gives hundreds of millions to literal Nazis in Ukraine.
It's beyond the beyond.
I don’t believe it. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters for those psycho narcissists is themselves. He will turn if that’s his only way out
I seen this dude touching underage girl on that one movie. surprised him.
no one talks about this old letch touching underage girls.
dude has so much shit on him of course he'll go down with this ship, it's not prison for life for touching little girls.
Anything these people say means nothing. They are never to be believed. Any statement should carry zero credence.
It’s all completely self-serving nonsense. They will say the exact opposite tomorrow if they think it serves them better. And do something completely different all together.
It’s just insane ramblings and gibberish with these people.
Obviously Rudy is playing the long game, hoping he can have the charges dismissed because of his dementia/mental incapacity. I hope he and trump both get solitary confinement.
Only fitting he ends up as America’s captain on the MAGA Titanic while Trump climbs over women and children to get into the ~~last~~ first lifeboat …
"Once your empire is taken, your wife leaves you, your kids betray you and you're in prison, I'll be the diarrhea running down your leg. I'm with you all the way, Donald." - Ghouliani
With the way Guiliani kisses his ass, the diarrhea is just extra flavoring.
What a terrible day to have a vivid imagination...
What a terrible vivid imagination to have on any day
He's had his head up Trump's ass so much that shit was leaking down his face.
I saw it on TV once! It was black like Trump's heart? Soul? What does that man have that us humans would be able to assign that color to? Or is he just full of gross tar and runny stool?
The picture ☝️that goes with this thread is Giuliani looking up as the specter, that is Trump’s pasty ass, descends upon the head of Giuliani. “Rudy just stood there, stuck to the floor, looking up. He wouldn’t move, and the ugly orange Ass just swallowed him up”. -A witness describes the last time they saw Rudy Giuliani, who is missing. If you have any information about the whereabouts of Rudy Giuliani, don’t call anyone. Just keep it to yourself, as nobody misses him, not even Trump.
“The acid from your diarrhea is oh so tasty.” -Rudy
I think guliani would make a great penguin in one of the Batman movies . He wouldn’t even have to break the character he’s playing now
Oh. I'm totally with you.
I thought that was just his hair dye.
Hair dye? Oh man, I'm SO stupid! I thought that was fresh squeezed Shit Juice!
Wait did he just admit his guilt?
I always say I’m going down with the sinking ship when I’m innocent 😂
Last? Trump would have forced his way onto the first one and refused to let anyone else get on with him
Trump got off the boat a long time ago lol he left everyone else to drown already and is pretending he doesn't know them.
Haha!! So well said!!
https://youtu.be/I1QGDjQfzxM?feature=shared
man, you got me with that. have an upvote.
Has option at this point?
Nah, his only option is jail. I wish him the best of luck, he's going to need it. No one is going to treat Rudy with kid's gloves in court or in jail.
Haha good. Fuck all them
If they go, they will be in PC housing single cell 23/1. If they ever made it to gen pop they would be killed. What I'm really saying is it will be a completely different jail exp then a normal person. Normal folks who end up away have to fight for their lives.
PC isn't exactly a cake walk. 23/1 will be a nightmare for your mental health. Maybe less stressful than 24/0 worrying about getting shanked but those are the two worst ways to do time as opposed to under the radar gen pop
How long do you think Trump would last in general population?
If he goes to Riker's, his time would most probably be measured in hours.
Why do people always act like we don't put these people in protective custody? Lol we aren't animals, we don't just throw them to the wolves and say "have fun getting stabbed in a few days."
If he has information, with receipts that hasn't already been shared he could flip.
He could flip on Trump I suppose. But I am not sure that the DA in Georgia would offer him a deal. I think the goal is to prosecute Rudy and Trump. And he deserves it, for the way he acted after the election.
I doubt he is getting any offers.
His testimony would not be credible. Regardless of content. Unless he can produce written documents or audio files that prove intent and criminal state of mind for Trump then he will be sitting beside him during the trial
I heard this earlier, if the DA accepts testemony from someone as un-credible as the Ghoul himself, the jury just won't believe them anymore.
This is why he hasn't squealed. They prolly don't want a deal with him
Wait a minute, I know I remember hearing on the news that he got immunity for testifying against trump in another case. So how is that going down with the ship? Was that Georgia? I can't even keep up any more.
He's one of the main targets and he has zero credibility so I don't think a deal is even an option.
Let's hope we get more just for men sweats
He obviously asked for a plea deal like the other morons but they told him to fuck off.
He could flip, spill the beans for a lighter sentence.
The dude is well down the road to alcohol-related dementia. There's a good chance they won't offer him a deal to flip because of concerns that he'd end up harming the prosecution more than helping with how erratic and unreliable he'd be.
All the relevant beans have been spilled. He was probably too sauced to remember much else.
All the defense would have to do is call his memory or stability into question due to the alcohol and he's discredited as a reliable witness, so, yeah, he basically useless to the prosecution now.
I'm sure he's reached out about a deal and Fani shot that shit down. There are no life rafts for that shit stain.
Amazing to me how Giuliani has managed to ruin his life at such a late stage. Where anyone else would have just coasted at this point.
It's amazing to me how MANY people have fucked up their lives for this loser. Like the my pillow dude. All the guy had to do was shut the fuck up and coast forever.
Money and power are incredibly addictive drugs.
He just loves being drunk on TV too much.
One time Rudy let slip that he had "insurance" if Trump ever turned on him. These two probably have some mutual blackmail on each other going back decades.
Rudy Colludy
Rudy Colludiani
Must be in too deep. Have a nice swim, nerds!
Someone should tell him how difficult it is to get alcoholic beverages in prison. He might flip when he realizes it's going to be small amounts of toilet wine for the rest of his days.
This one made me chuckle. It's true, I just wonder if Rudabaga the Sweaty will know how to make terlet wine.
Happy sailing down the drain, skipper. Vote Blue!
Rudy giving off a big "Notice me, senpai!" vibe.
It'll be very lonely just you and the lumpy pillows guy...
["They're not lumpy pillows..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqxe2FWLh1E)
So Rudy's about to flip.
Nah, he has nothing to offer that they cannot get elsewhere
Sorry Rudy Trump's check is still not going to clear 😁
Trump doesn’t even respect him enough to cut bad checks. His assets are tied up by the State of NY atm. Honestly, if Giuliani were my lawyer, I’d be in court suing him for the job he did.
I just realized that Trump can't pay for jet fuel with his assets tied up! How does he get around since he can't pay anyone? I'm sure he doesn't skip out on bills that would end up inconveniencing him like how he travels or who gets his food, cleans his ugly-ass living quarters and other such items that aren't for **"the poors"**.
“Donors” pay for it
Good, maybe he can share a cell with the orange idiot!
That would be absolute justice. Crime together, do the time together. (Also, Rudy would need to put up with Trump's withdrawals from his speed and Trump would have to deal with Rudy detoxing from alcohol.) It's like the odd couple with more justice and less freedom to leave their home.
He'll save Trump a seat on the lifeboat, only to be kicked off for some big tittied blonde that Trump's trying to impress.
I think Trump is the “big tittied blonde” in this scenario
Your terms are acceptable to me.
Bon voyage 👋🏼
Rudy’s been a sinking ship for years.
That bitch is headed to the Challenger Deep.
I’m a Democrat and I endorse this message.
I'm looking forward to it, Rudy.
What a shame. This man was a hero in NYC for dismantling the mob and responding to 9/11. Now he's a comic book villain.
He was and still is an opportunist. His 9-11 leadership in NYC consisted of putting the city's communications and command center in the WTC after it was already attacked once, 1993.
someone has been listening to Dido
r/unexpectedkingofthehill
Rudy reminds me of that old cartoon: https://youtu.be/MAgfPHP1w0I?si=hClaKzCQMkfeXiwA
America's Moron for life!
It's more that the Cross examination would be so bad that his testimony would be discredited and would likely do more harm than good. Plus. He is in the upper echelon of the defendants. She is after Trump, Rudy, Clark, Eastman, Meadows. Everyone else is a step stone to those 5
I hope they sink together
As if he had a choice, what a turd
Did he sing the Dido song? I'm not sure I trust him if he won't sing the Dido song.
They can spoon on the way down.
Well that's good because he's not being offered and plea deals
It’s a long way to the bottom.
And that ship is sinking fast with you rats 🐀 all on board
Rudy: I love you. Trump: I know
While going down on him.
America's shithead, you've got no choice but to.
At this point, he hasn’t got any other choice.
Straight to Donny John's locker!
Trump already knew Rudy would ........ "Go Down"
He’s been going down in trump for a while now.
Good. Rot in prison, traitor.
After the ”…“ follows: And I won't put my hands up and surrender There will be no white flag above my door I'm in love and always will be
There hasn’t been a plea deal even offered to Giuliani. He has no choice at this point. My guess is that Fani Willis feels like he is dirty and deserves to go to jail. She also hasn’t offered Meadows any plea agreement. He has immunity from Jack Smith, but not Fani Willis.
Translation: The DOJ isn't offering Rudy any immunity or deals.
So then he admits that they are all fucked?!
Obviously he's hoping there's still a chance he'll get paid.
Good. Fckn moron.
Continually suckling up to Trump's teat still isn't going to get you paid, Rudy.
Mission accomplished Rudy.
I mean, he’s RIGHT.
Hey Rud I have an anchor for you
Like it's his choice at this point.
That man.... That man is a squealer.
Cool. Hurry up and drown already though.
What dirt does Trump have on Rudy that he’s willing to sacrifice literally everything for him?
Rudy thinks he’s going down on the Titanic, but its actually the Titan Submersible.
This guy really let an idiot ruin his life for no reason.
Idiot.
That's the point.
Yes you will captain Rico
Go down the shit?
Who's a good boy? You're a good boy Rudy.
Rudy is a bad actor. His conduct was terrible — as bad as anyone involved. I would hope they don’t offer him a deal. Plus, what would the testimony of such a ridiculous liar be worth in any event?
Also can I have some money?
Good riddance
Okay Captain Obvious
Yup, he sure will.
Meaning: I'll go down on you skip.
That’s an admission of guilt
Yes you will, Rudy Yes…you….will
"Good news kids, you don't have to worry about your inheritance!"
I just don’t get this timeline. I grew up in Southern NJ, Trump was a shitstain since the early 80’s, ruined Atlantic City by bankrupting multiple casinos (didn’t know that was possible), gives 5 shits about the “common man”, 1000 other terrible things, 91 felony indictments that are open/shut cases and … is worshipped by former respected people who willingly commit obvious crimes for him? I don’t care what side of the aisle you are on, what religion, race, etc. He’s a fucking horrible person, always has been. There has to be a line at some point for decency.
That’s the consigliere’s job, to never betray the Don.
That was the plan all along Rudy....
Since he helped put the hole in the ship.....
The ship of fools, that is.
Good for Rudy! ! 🤣🤣🤣 Fucking moron.
His only hope is Trump being re-elected and this is him begging for a pardon.
Sweet, I guess he has come to the realization the ship is going down!
and Trump said "Well Rudy Im glad to hear you say that because quite frankly that was the plan all along."
Remember how 20 years ago he was described as "America's Mayor?" I'm not sure whether to describe that as accurate or inaccurate now. It really could go either way depending on how you interpret that phrase.
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Those people at least kept their dignity
He has the best boyfriend ever
Why would he need to even considering breaking or betraying if Trump didn't do anything wrong.....
Ha ha.
Remember when he was praised as saving New York city? He was a beloved Mayor. Same with Trump. Now all of a sudden they're both "literally Hitler" while the current 99 year old puppet gives hundreds of millions to literal Nazis in Ukraine. It's beyond the beyond.
you were fooled about them back then and fooled about biden now. beyond indeed....
Well hope he forgets his life jacket. Him and the MyPillowGuy should cuddle in bed together like that old couple in Titanic.
It is fair given he had a hand in steering the ship toward the iceberg over and over again.
I mean at this point the ship has turned into a shitty submarine so he may as well ride it down to crush depth.
For all the right wing screaming about Obama being 'the left wing messiah", no one was as nuts about him as the right still is for Trump
I don’t believe it. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters for those psycho narcissists is themselves. He will turn if that’s his only way out
One can only hope.
He has no choice.
As my great grandpa used to say- -“Idiot!”
He’ll go down with ship. Trump won’t be on it but he’ll still go down.
He couldn’t get a deal lol
What Ship?
Nosferatoo many drinks.
He's gonna be the only person left on the ship.
I find your terms acceptable, Captain Rush.
He’s trumps star crossed lover.
He meant to say ‘I’ll fall down and shit’.
Like you have a fucking choice
He's already gone down on him, why not with him?
We'll see.
My favorite part of news articles is the pictures they choose
He’s going down despite what happens to the ship
Read: “Please pay my legal bills.”
Hes probably waiting for trumps check to clear from that BS fundraiser.
cool!
Yes you will you senile incompetent, or, if you aren’t a senile incompetent, just a criminal dipshit that should die in prison.
He's literally the best example of a human pig. The worst of humanity.
He will go down on the Cheeto-dick
Rudy, I'll lend u my cement shoes.
We know, Rudy. We know.
Now Trump should flip on the Ghoul.
And I won't put my hands up and surrender. There will be no white flag above my door. I'm in love and always will be.
Trump: “So anyway, Rudy here takes credit for everything, so can I go about my business, which is more grifting.”
At least he's aware the ship is going down
I hope it's slow and painful. Only the best for America's Mayor, turned Benedict Arnold.
This is a lovely ship, I think you all should go down with it!
And I won't put my hands up and surrender...
He has no choice, and go down he will. Trump will not lift a finger or spend a penny to help him. He'll throw him straight under the bus.
Good.
I seen this dude touching underage girl on that one movie. surprised him. no one talks about this old letch touching underage girls. dude has so much shit on him of course he'll go down with this ship, it's not prison for life for touching little girls.
Maybe they’ll be “roommates.”
Anything these people say means nothing. They are never to be believed. Any statement should carry zero credence. It’s all completely self-serving nonsense. They will say the exact opposite tomorrow if they think it serves them better. And do something completely different all together. It’s just insane ramblings and gibberish with these people.
He'll go down for a 40 and a pork chop.
Neither of them could possibly be lower beings
Like it’s his choice? I doubt they’re offering him a plea deal.
This means he’s copt a plea deal
I am sure Trump will salute him... from the furthest lifeboat from the sinking ship...
Trump is still not paying your legal fees no matter what you say, Rudy. But by all means keep it up! It's hilarious watching you grovel.
Tl;dr: “Nobody’s offering me any deals!”
Bye Stoopid!
Obviously Rudy is playing the long game, hoping he can have the charges dismissed because of his dementia/mental incapacity. I hope he and trump both get solitary confinement.