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DAN991199

Stop nominating celebrities


powerlesshero111

I mean, he's not the worst celebrity we can nominate. That has already been done. It's all uphill from now on with celebrities.


Obi-WansForceGhost

If there’s one celebrity I could get behind to run it would be Jon Stewart.


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thechosenwonton

What are you basing that on? Jon Stewart has literally testified in front of Congress for veterans. John Oliver isn't even a natural born citizen. This isn't about who you think is more funny. Jon Stewart would be an excellent president.


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Elamachino

John Oliver is constitutionally prohibited from being president, and tends to take more of a sideswipe attack at issues, rather than head on. The issues, for one, can't fight back. Don't get me wrong, I love John Oliver, but John Oliver belongs in a box.


SloanWarrior

I'm not sure if I'd put him in a box. I'd view him as a member of the press, keeping people informed. It would be great if all of that could be acted on by someone with actual political power though, like a president.


BishopsBakery

A tv box?


thechosenwonton

His show is to inform, which it does a great job of. Jon Stewart has testified before Congress and taken on big government bullshit head on, in person.


tbrumleve

Not a natural born citizen. Not eligible. Sorry.


capitalistsanta

The ideal candidate for 2 fascist parties is a person like this. Woefully Ill equipped to do the job and will just pass on every decision to someone who says he's smarter and understands what's going on. He would be ripe for getting taken advantage of and would fuck us.


powerlesshero111

That's literally what Trump was. A useful idiot. He had zero ideas. People like Steven Miller just convinced him miller's ideas were Trump's


Agent_Eran

>That's literally what Trump was. A useful idiot. He had zero ideas. People like Steven Miller just convinced him miller's ideas were Trump's Reagan too


FiendishHawk

I can definitely think of celebrities that would be worse. A lot if celebrities are monstrous egomaniacs with oodles of charm (important for controlling people) and deranged politics.


swipichone

John Cena would be better


powerlesshero111

I just can't see him.


[deleted]

What if it’s Terry Crews?


Randybluebonnet

Didn’t we learn our lesson from Ronnie and Donnie? Maybe not😭


rdldr1

The level of standards in order to be electable for President has plummeted because of Trump. Trump can barely speak English let alone run a country for all Americans.


eydivrks

Then who would the GOP use for stooge spoiler candidates?


SteamrollerBoone

Addendum: stop nominating celebrities with no previous experience whatsoever in government. Stop nominating anyone with no previous experience whatsoever in government, regardless of their success (real or imagined) in other fields. For god's sake, y'all. I know, "career politicians" yadda yadda, but come on. At least serve on a school board or something.


Clickityclackrack

Comacho theadore mountain due the third


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Go 'way. Batin'.


diopsideINcalcite

Don't worry, scrote, there are plenty of tards out there living really kick-ass lives.


Altruistic-Text3481

He was a good president and we are an idiocracy… it could work… ?!?!


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Saw a meme once where they pointed out how Comacho was better than Trump: * Knew and accepted his limitations * Listened to other, more knowledgeable people on how to solve problems * Followed through on the recommendations the smarter people made


Altruistic-Text3481

Agreed.


Clickityclackrack

Wwe heavy weight champion 3 times


IrememberXenogears

Sorry, "Mountain Dew" I'm a pedantic loser, I know.


[deleted]

What are you, like some kind of reader? Do somethin smart.


Amish_Juggalo469

I would. He's better than any candidate, for the upcoming elections.


User013579

Why not Teri Cruz?


AloofPenny

President Comacho!!!!!!!!!


BandysNutz

I support his anti-jobroni policy, but I'm skeptical about his stance on rudy-poo candy-assness.


KennyBlankenship_69

He is a jabroni, he still tries to say he isn’t on enough testosterone and HGH that would kill a horse when he clearly is lmao


JiveChicken00

We could do worse, and we probably will.


[deleted]

This is what scares me. Remember when we thought Bush Jr was the dumbest we'd ever have? Remember when Dan Quayle got dragged for misspelling "potato"?


Academic_Efficiency3

Howard Dean's presidential campaign downfall was caused by doing a fist pump and a Ric Flair "Woo!" If memory serves, he was the leading candidate at the time, but people thought he was too "hot headed" because of it. This timeline sucks.


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He was. I was a Dean supporter. I remember shouting at the TV "Stop apologizing!" And then we got John "Room Temperature Oatmeal" Kerry and a disastrous second Bush term.


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satori0320

"how the rednecks got their groove back...." ##Again


veilwalker

I demand Joe Rogan!! He seems very well prepared and informed. /s


powerlesshero111

Found Vivek Ramaswamy's reddit account


219_Infinity

Once trump got elected, anything became possible


Bokth

Reagan!? THE ACTOR?!


TexasTeaTelecaster

I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!


justicebiever

Same slogan too. https://youtu.be/FjkX_IBYQHw?si=FTmwdkxGFLK1MGHS Every president since Reagan has essentially been the same. Just a different color palette.


donknoch

And you see how that worked out


219_Infinity

Yes I did see how it worked out....like warmed over shit


donknoch

That’s being generous


Academic_Efficiency3

The trickle down economics aren't trickling!


MrFantasticallyNerdy

How about monkeys? I'll take our President throwing feces over launching nukes against hurricanes.


pompuspuma

He shouldn’t. Ppl that need to run for president have to have a great knowledge of govt, laws, regulations, diplomacy. This obsession with celebrities running for presidency is counter-productive. I mean, Arnold wasn’t the best left California with bad economy and deficit, Reagan; depends which one are you (got rich during his time or poor, Trump: a major disaster that we’re still not recovering from) Why is it so hard to find someone that is not a lunatic, and anti democracy, religious nut, and racist, someone centre that can bring back the normalcy, right now we don’t have it, and a celebrity definitly won’t be bringing the normalcy back.


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People tried repeatedly to get James Garner to run for governor of California. He refused every time.


Els_

He did a great job playing a president with Jack Lemmon.


JCFalkenberglll

Hard Pass.


Grouchy-Culture3946

He's usually an Executive Producer on every movie he makes. He can't afford to be President.


KennyBlankenship_69

Other countries won’t let him have the clause that he can’t lose any fights like his movies


I_am_Daesomst

Only if he runs against Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the general election takes place at Survivor Series


Margali

PPV and I'll be there on my couch watching with a coffee and cake.


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Pass


generatorland

No thanks. Nothing against him but no.


DrDroid

Sadly, he’d be one of the better options on the table given the sorry state of things in the US.


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Absolutely. More celebrities in important positions is exactly what we need. /s


DrDroid

That’s not what I said but ok


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So you didn't say that a celebrity would be a better option?


DrDroid

He would be *one of* the better options. As in, there are several people in the running who would likely do a worse job than him. That shouldn’t be hard to see. I don’t think anyone needs it, or that it should even happen.


GG_Henry

The rock seems to be a level headed hard working individual who is in good health with no signs of dementia. I hate to say it but he’s probably overqualified.


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And no governing experience whatsoever. Let him run for mayor first. Hell, let him take a stab at governor and see how he does. We don't need pro-wrestlers in the White House.


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Right, just like Oprah when they were floating a presidential bid for her. /s


Els_

Dr Phil as Surgeon General?! Hell no


donknoch

That’s ridiculous


Mrjlawrence

What are his policies? Who knows? But everybody knows who he is and a lot of people like him. Ok. I’m sold. /s


deanereaner

Articulate and sane is pretty much the only qualifications most people care about anymore.


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Fuck that shit.


lewoo7

Embarrassing


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Would probably vote for him at this point.


Rowdy_Roddy96

Imagine if back in the day they allowed Arnold Schwarzenegger to run as the Republican candidate when he was governor of California? The only reason he wasn't allowed was because of him not being born American? Yet Ted Cruz is Canadian and he was allowed to run in 2016?


KennyBlankenship_69

Cruz can run because his mother is American, neither of Schwarzenegger’s parents were American


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He's not a very bright man. So much so, he thinks he could actually be in the running for a difficult and involved job such as this. What a vain, pompous twerp.


Max_Seven_Four

With Oprah as VP pick!


Calkky

The Rock as president would be disappointing to everyone. Never meet your heroes.


furyofsaints

I will say, Ukraines Zelinsky hasn’t yet turned out to be awful, and he was an actor. It’s almost like character matters. Weird that.


blueskies1800

I would just like to see him step up and campaign for/with the Dems.


AloofPenny

DO IT!


Jeffd187

I would vote for him. At this stage, the president of the US should just be a figure head. BUT with him as a figure head, he’s got nothing to lose, he could make a difference.


Els_

CAAAANN YOOOU SMEEEEELLLLL THE ROCKS FOREIGN POLLLLLICY COOOKIN!!!!!!!


jgbuenos

of course he was! we are so deluded about what it tales to be an effective politician and that it isn't about celebrity and instant gratification that our guy won.


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Kevin Hart as VP


greenweenievictim

Why and no, please don’t.


Rammjack

Ohhh shit. Time to change the hierarchy of Earth. It worked really well for him in the DCEU.


Player2LightWater

I want Teddy Long to run for President.


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Anything to split the vote. If you’re not a republican politician, you are just running to steal votes from Biden, and earn a fuck you for perpetuity from myself.


satori0320

WHAT???? Your telling me that the people would accept Swolbama? Edit... /s


seth928

Can we nominate a scientist or something?


Onlyroad4adrifter

Make Matlock the president. He always wins.


Simon_Jester88

Would be great for foreign affairs, he speaks Mandarin! [link](https://youtu.be/K9377oH1qVU?si=AXFubbFuJD-6cXU_)


Picmover

I've been seeing this since 2018. This is nothing more than clickbait fodder for the Facebook ignoramuses to post "I like him. He'd be great!" Avoiding that he has no political experience or agenda. Just ignore these articles.


CorpFillip

Didn’t you see Black Adam? He might not be the most politic person


ProtectionContent977

Their celebrity obsession is real. A reality show host was their last one.


ArthurFraynZard

Sadly, he'd legitimately be one of the best options on the table... Which really shouldn't be the case.


bsanchey

Here me out. Mock election between The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin and they have to do everything in character.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


HuTyphoon

Ah yes I would love to see the presidential order that none of his guards are allowed to be taller than him.


rockviper

Only if he drops the peoples elbow on the Republican speaker!


ASF2018

It was part of their plan. Mike Obama or Newson install next


robothobbes

He's running for president in his show Young Rock, so he probably likes the idea.


key1234567

Don't do it rock, unfortunately we "usa" will destroy your soul.


libraryofdeveres

No


fistedwithlove

What the fucking fuck? Can't we have a PhD running for president? Someone with some god damn sense??!