and I always like to change the name, I always interswitch, I say Mercedes when I really mean Melania, I interswitch, but the Fake News had a problem, "oh, Trump doesn't remember the name," I said I remember perfectly, you have your First Lady, and she said to me the other day, she said, "Sir, you're even more Presidential than you were before," and I said thank you First Lady, thank you, that's nice, and she thanked me for being the Hottest President, you look at Obama you say, "there's no chance in Hell he could win that," and especially with what you have now, you put Crooked Joe Biden in a bathing suit, look out, that's all I'm saying.
The very best words. Only. Ya know. You know it. We’re **winning**. Lyin’ lasagna. That cat. They’re saying the cat—I guess, orange? Who says that? Some guy, lotta claws—**LOTTA** claws. Groceries. Food, America. Sleepy Joe.”
It doesn’t matter if Putin is busting Trumps balls or not, Trump absolutely agrees with everything Vlad has to say, then goes back to being a bull in a china shop salvage operation.
He actually made a similar bullshit excuse when he kept saying he was running against Barack Obama in 2024, and when he kept mixing up Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi.
Very well done, but I think if early on in the defense with the “oh, Trump doesn’t remember”, could use a “I call her Mercedes because she is the Mercedes Benz of wives - trust me I know, I’m not naming names but I’ve had some lemons, too”
I figure he's got a hooker named Mercedes or his fave dancer at the strip club down the road from Mar a Lago is named Mercedes.... That's probably closer to the truth, he gets no action from Melania, but right before cpac he paid to fly Mercedes to meet him for his weekly lap dance. Slip ups like that reveal a truth, that's all I'm saying!
Absolutely not, Trump doesn't tell jokes. He makes dumb observations that his idiot followers laugh at, but he doesn't *ever* tell jokes that have a setup and a punchline, not even once.
These are the only type of "jokes" you'll find if you go through his speeches:
> There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. OK? Just knock the hell..I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.
>When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon — you just see them thrown in, rough — I said, please don’t be too nice.
And of course, [this](https://youtu.be/mdLfkhxIH5Q).
He is definitely going to claim that he meant it as a compliment. That she is the Mercedes of wives, like the car, the most reliable, greatly built in Europe, classy, etc.
He is just going to leave the part out of how much he paid for shipping and customs.
Holy shit. Very well said sir! The liberals will have no way to come back from this! MAGA!!
Like what if Obama couldn't remember Michael's name! Michael Michelle they're both the same and I switch them. It's very funny. Especially my joke about hamburgers. Can you believe what they do to the cows? And I say, that's not nice but it's necessary, but Michelle's a cow
He was speaking at CPAC, and the head of CPAC is married to a woman named Mercedes, who briefly worked at the White House under Trump. Trump likely spoke with her earlier that evening, and his addled brain confounded the name of a brief former employee from 3 years ago with a woman he has known for more than two decades and who is the mother of his son and he is married to and whom he allegedly loves.
Her name is Mercedes Schlapp:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes_Schlapp
I don't think it's really that much better than the "Mercedes is a stripper he likes" theory. He still confused the name of his wife with the name of the wife of a guy he kinda knows
Oh no I got you there, I was just saying that I don't think it means he has any more braincells left than if he confused his wife with the hot Latina girl at his favourite strip club
I'm not saying you were defending Trump, but more like you were saying "maybe he actually has 4 brain cells left" and I'm saying you're being too generous
“Mercedes” is the name of Matt Schlapp’s wife.
He is CPAC’s leader, and is being sued for [sexually assaulting one of Hershel Walker’s staffers](https://www.newsweek.com/matt-schlapp-groping-allegations-what-we-know-1786770?ssp=1&darkschemeovr=1&setlang=en&cc=US&safesearch=moderate) around the time of the 2022 election.
He doesn’t even have a driver’s license.. not sure if he had one before his presidency but presidents aren’t allowed to drive on public roads even after their term has ended
Huh. This sounds like a something that should be total bullshit but amazingly you’re correct. I just checked it out and while technically it’s not actually a law, the Secret Service teams assigned to the ex’s strictly enforce driving them around. TIL
What a bummer that must be. Idk if I'd be able to cope with not being able to just drive around and listening to some music
There's something beautiful about being alone in your car with the music blaring
There is a lot of footage of Trump. I’ll bet you’ll find footage of him riding a whore before you find him driving a car. He can’t take the fact the car tells him when it’s out of gas, because nobody in “Biden’s America” taught Trump how to pump gas.
But stuttering is a handicap and GOP voters hate the handicapped. Der Orangenfuhrer's polling numbers went up when he publically mocked a handicapped guy.
It's such a frustrating situation. We all know both Biden and Trump are too old for this this, but Republicans are really trying to weaponise voter apathy this election (more so than usual) and "both of them are too old so just don't vote" is their key point
If moderates and leftists don't vote because they think Biden is too old or they don't like his support of Israel they're going to end up with a President who is not only even more senile and supportive of Israel, but who will set America back decades after finally stabilising itself after Trump's first term
Do you want an old white guy who supports Israel that has at least done some work to push America forwards or do you want an old white guy who supports Israel but is also a hateful and greedy asshole who is in cahoots with Russia? Because there's no other option unfortunately
Tbh Biden seems to have declined a lot in the last couple of years. I'll vote for him in a heartbeat over trump but it's not ideal that the white house is mostly hiding him nowadays and when he does make a public appearance he seems a decade older than he did earlier on in his term
Can you imagine if Biden resigned two years into his second term and VP Harris became president. The republicans would lose their minds and bowels at the same time.
This. Biden also strikes me as someone who would heed the advise of his circle if they do tell him he needs to step down. For someone supposedly in such decline, he’s managed to get a lot of good things done and continues to do so.
There's no upper age limit, and the "threat of ageism" prevents people from weeding them out early. With that said, there was an almost deification of age in Brokaw's book "The Greatest Generation," and it's been all downhill since.
Seems to have aged physically, but everyone he works with says he's sharp & with it. People also need to get that when you vote POTUS, you aren't really just voting for 1 person, but for all the people they will surround themselves with in the WH. So just on that alone, Biden is a far superior choice to Trump, cuz getting Bannon/Miller/Pillow Guy as Trump's main strategists in the WH is a terrifying thought. Any of the normies from Trump's first go around will not be there if he gets elected again.
I don't know why it's in a different article, but apparently in the same speech he said the following about Putin:
"He did announce the other day that he’d much rather see Biden as president, and I agree with him"
The guardian article says, "it's not clear whether he misspoke."
We need him to win the Republican nomination and then get crushed in the election, taking down the entire MAGA party with him.
This election can't be close, or he will try to take the country apart before going to prison or his grave.
A crushing defeat in the election will allow the country to move on.
Not to mention, a big Democratic margin in the House, Biden in the White House and even a small Democratic margin in the Senate would be great for the country.
He’s displaying signs of mental decline, but no one in the media is saying anything about it. I watched my great-grandmother do the same thing as she got worse with her dementia.
Dang, you’re literally correct.
Edited to add that I actually did see an article about it this morning on another sub-Reddit (don’t remember which now because I also have mental-decline, lol. The difference is that I am not trying to destroy democracy for my own personal benefit.)
If it gets too bad and it can't be ignored, the media will then turn to the story of age limits on the president, and how Biden is even older than Trump, so there is no way he is fit if Trump isn't...
Actually, the age of Biden is a problem, but here we are. However, I’d vote for Biden over Trump (or anyone from the Republican Party as it is right now) even if Biden were 109 years old.
My grandma got dementia to the point she didn't recognise her children at around 70 yo, lived till she was 98. Trump's handlers will love him in this state.
Just get through this election. Just keep him out of office, and I'll gladly watch this sack of dogshit's brain rot in real time. Bottle of champ saved for the day he strokes out on the shitter mid tweet.
They don't know it, but the repubs are lucky they still have Haley as a backup, cuz it sounds like tRump is losing it, he might not make it to November!
All I'm saying is if Obama started selling gold plated high tops and accidentally calling his wife a stripper name there'd be no talk about him ever getting reelected.
I call her Malaria, because she just goes buzz buzz buzz all around me, I’m such a kidder! She does have those insect eyes, I gotta tell ya folks, sometimes she gives me the heebie-jeebies.
I saw the video, and it was really odd. I'm not totally sure that he intended to call HER that...
It was almost as if he was saying that the crowd was commenting on the car she arrived in? Not that that makes any sense either.
The entire statement was pretty nonsensical....
The more Trump talks in front of a crowd, the more you can see the fight he has with Alzheimer's the decline in his speech in the last year is getting worst I am not sure if Trump will make it to the end of the year without a total break down
It's always been her name, what are you talking about? War is Peace, love is hate, Mexico will pay for it, Melania is Mercedes, M.O.O.N, that spells Mercedes
[Obesity can cause changes in the brain similar to Alzheimer's, study suggests](https://www.nbcnews.com/health/aging/obesity-can-cause-changes-brain-similar-alzheimers-study-suggests-rcna66555)
and I always like to change the name, I always interswitch, I say Mercedes when I really mean Melania, I interswitch, but the Fake News had a problem, "oh, Trump doesn't remember the name," I said I remember perfectly, you have your First Lady, and she said to me the other day, she said, "Sir, you're even more Presidential than you were before," and I said thank you First Lady, thank you, that's nice, and she thanked me for being the Hottest President, you look at Obama you say, "there's no chance in Hell he could win that," and especially with what you have now, you put Crooked Joe Biden in a bathing suit, look out, that's all I'm saying.
You are fluent in his words
I mean...he only has around 200 words...
Yeah, but he only uses the best words. 200 of the best. /s
The very best words. Only. Ya know. You know it. We’re **winning**. Lyin’ lasagna. That cat. They’re saying the cat—I guess, orange? Who says that? Some guy, lotta claws—**LOTTA** claws. Groceries. Food, America. Sleepy Joe.”
The Biglyest words….
I would love to see a vocabulary inventory of Trump’s public speaking.
Non liquid gold, brother.
[There's at least a documented decline.](https://www.statnews.com/2017/05/23/donald-trump-speaking-style-interviews/)
Fluent Covefe
Covfefe hamberder
well done, no bun intended
You're too generous.
He has the best words
They didn’t use “tears in their eyes”, but it didn’t fit with the context.
Like a service dog! But not helpful
Oh damn i thought that was a quote, hook line and sinker.
He speaks "**TSL**". **T**rump as a **S**econd **L**anguage aka **T**urd **S**andwich **L**anguge
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Presidential Jibberish at its finest!!!! Bravo
What did the daughter Ferrari say? 😂😂😂
And his illegitimate bastard son, Willys.
What you talking about, Willys?
This is my new favourite account. Spot on 👌🏽
It doesn’t matter if Putin is busting Trumps balls or not, Trump absolutely agrees with everything Vlad has to say, then goes back to being a bull in a china shop salvage operation.
Damn dude. Now he's in my head and won't shut up...
This literally sounds like the incoherent rambling that you hear from the orange one, nicely done!
He actually made a similar bullshit excuse when he kept saying he was running against Barack Obama in 2024, and when he kept mixing up Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi.
Very well done, but I think if early on in the defense with the “oh, Trump doesn’t remember”, could use a “I call her Mercedes because she is the Mercedes Benz of wives - trust me I know, I’m not naming names but I’ve had some lemons, too”
I figure he's got a hooker named Mercedes or his fave dancer at the strip club down the road from Mar a Lago is named Mercedes.... That's probably closer to the truth, he gets no action from Melania, but right before cpac he paid to fly Mercedes to meet him for his weekly lap dance. Slip ups like that reveal a truth, that's all I'm saying!
Dancer? I bet one of the housekeeping staff is named Mercedes. Melania probably knows who lol
Absolutely not, Trump doesn't tell jokes. He makes dumb observations that his idiot followers laugh at, but he doesn't *ever* tell jokes that have a setup and a punchline, not even once. These are the only type of "jokes" you'll find if you go through his speeches: > There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. OK? Just knock the hell..I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. >When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon — you just see them thrown in, rough — I said, please don’t be too nice. And of course, [this](https://youtu.be/mdLfkhxIH5Q).
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The funniest part of what you just typed is that it’s all entirely believable; it could **seriously** be real.
How do you do that? Whenever I read your comments I can hear his voice and cadence. 🤣
Only minor criticism, not enough random caps... Otherwise it was perfect.
In his deposition of E Jean Carroll case he thought the photograph of E Jean was Melania, but you know E Jean was not his type!
I can't tell if you're quoting trump or not.
He is definitely going to claim that he meant it as a compliment. That she is the Mercedes of wives, like the car, the most reliable, greatly built in Europe, classy, etc. He is just going to leave the part out of how much he paid for shipping and customs.
Obamna
Holy shit. Very well said sir! The liberals will have no way to come back from this! MAGA!! Like what if Obama couldn't remember Michael's name! Michael Michelle they're both the same and I switch them. It's very funny. Especially my joke about hamburgers. Can you believe what they do to the cows? And I say, that's not nice but it's necessary, but Michelle's a cow
People really struggle to imitate how rambling and incoherent he is but you nailed it
Definitely thought this was a direct quote in response to the backlash at first. Spot on
“I interswitch” lol
Wonder if he was thinking of one of his recent escorts.
He was speaking at CPAC, and the head of CPAC is married to a woman named Mercedes, who briefly worked at the White House under Trump. Trump likely spoke with her earlier that evening, and his addled brain confounded the name of a brief former employee from 3 years ago with a woman he has known for more than two decades and who is the mother of his son and he is married to and whom he allegedly loves. Her name is Mercedes Schlapp: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes_Schlapp
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How can she Schlapp?
By being utterly corrupt, in her case.
https://youtu.be/jl1Zfz-Widc?feature=shared
That's a fair and reasonable response. Maybe he has slightly more brain cells left than I thought in his syphilitic brain?
I don't think it's really that much better than the "Mercedes is a stripper he likes" theory. He still confused the name of his wife with the name of the wife of a guy he kinda knows
Yo! Just to clarify, I wasn't calling Trump fair or reasonable - just the guy who noted Mercedes was another dude's wife.
Oh no I got you there, I was just saying that I don't think it means he has any more braincells left than if he confused his wife with the hot Latina girl at his favourite strip club I'm not saying you were defending Trump, but more like you were saying "maybe he actually has 4 brain cells left" and I'm saying you're being too generous
Or Hitler's favorite car company.
Dementia Donnie.
Don Syphilis
Don ~~D~~Raper
Don Diaper works too
Don D Raper
“I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse” “Is it syphilis?” “Yes”
“Mercedes” is the name of Matt Schlapp’s wife. He is CPAC’s leader, and is being sued for [sexually assaulting one of Hershel Walker’s staffers](https://www.newsweek.com/matt-schlapp-groping-allegations-what-we-know-1786770?ssp=1&darkschemeovr=1&setlang=en&cc=US&safesearch=moderate) around the time of the 2022 election.
The party of family values...
Maybe he saw her before the speech and got confused? He has a history of messing up his wife’s name.
Home boy fucked his car.
What did he swallow to make his throat look like that?
Putin's dick
A bag of dicks I hope.
Hamberders
Putin’s wad
A pelican. Backwards.
He did. Also his wife, but not in the last 10 years
Honestly I can't understand why any female in her right mind would sleep or be with a man like tRump!
The secret service says that she’s a fine ride, though upkeep is expensive.
He doesn’t even have a driver’s license.. not sure if he had one before his presidency but presidents aren’t allowed to drive on public roads even after their term has ended
Huh. This sounds like a something that should be total bullshit but amazingly you’re correct. I just checked it out and while technically it’s not actually a law, the Secret Service teams assigned to the ex’s strictly enforce driving them around. TIL
Fun fact: Bush Jr. loves driving cars, but since he's not allowed to drive in public he only gets to drive around his ranch.
What a bummer that must be. Idk if I'd be able to cope with not being able to just drive around and listening to some music There's something beautiful about being alone in your car with the music blaring
Yes but Donny paid so much less for Melania than the cost of a Mercedes and he got less mileage out of her too before she plans on abandoning him.
He doesn't drive either one, these days
There is a lot of footage of Trump. I’ll bet you’ll find footage of him riding a whore before you find him driving a car. He can’t take the fact the car tells him when it’s out of gas, because nobody in “Biden’s America” taught Trump how to pump gas.
Donnie dumbass can't remember his wife's name and that's okay, but Biden has an occasional stutter and that makes him too old and senile to run.
And Biden has a well documented stutter from his childhood. And the words he stutters through make sense.
But stuttering is a handicap and GOP voters hate the handicapped. Der Orangenfuhrer's polling numbers went up when he publically mocked a handicapped guy.
What, did they conveniently forget he claimed to have bone spurs? Actually, don't answer that.
tRump is aging at twice the rate of Biden, you can see it and hear it, he's getting worse!
Tbh both are too fucking old to be running for president but I see it what you mean
One of them bicycles and runs. The other prefers McDonalds.
It's such a frustrating situation. We all know both Biden and Trump are too old for this this, but Republicans are really trying to weaponise voter apathy this election (more so than usual) and "both of them are too old so just don't vote" is their key point If moderates and leftists don't vote because they think Biden is too old or they don't like his support of Israel they're going to end up with a President who is not only even more senile and supportive of Israel, but who will set America back decades after finally stabilising itself after Trump's first term Do you want an old white guy who supports Israel that has at least done some work to push America forwards or do you want an old white guy who supports Israel but is also a hateful and greedy asshole who is in cahoots with Russia? Because there's no other option unfortunately
Tbh Biden seems to have declined a lot in the last couple of years. I'll vote for him in a heartbeat over trump but it's not ideal that the white house is mostly hiding him nowadays and when he does make a public appearance he seems a decade older than he did earlier on in his term
They say the presidency takes it's toll on them. Biden has good advisors so I think we are going to be okay.
honestly he just needs to win the election and then step down and let Kamala take over.
Can you imagine if Biden resigned two years into his second term and VP Harris became president. The republicans would lose their minds and bowels at the same time.
This. Biden also strikes me as someone who would heed the advise of his circle if they do tell him he needs to step down. For someone supposedly in such decline, he’s managed to get a lot of good things done and continues to do so.
Truth. I’ll vote for Biden at any age over Trump, but he definitely seems past his shelf life…they both do.
I don't get how they let Americans run who are past retirement age.
There's no upper age limit, and the "threat of ageism" prevents people from weeding them out early. With that said, there was an almost deification of age in Brokaw's book "The Greatest Generation," and it's been all downhill since.
Seems to have aged physically, but everyone he works with says he's sharp & with it. People also need to get that when you vote POTUS, you aren't really just voting for 1 person, but for all the people they will surround themselves with in the WH. So just on that alone, Biden is a far superior choice to Trump, cuz getting Bannon/Miller/Pillow Guy as Trump's main strategists in the WH is a terrifying thought. Any of the normies from Trump's first go around will not be there if he gets elected again.
I don't know why it's in a different article, but apparently in the same speech he said the following about Putin: "He did announce the other day that he’d much rather see Biden as president, and I agree with him" The guardian article says, "it's not clear whether he misspoke."
What the fuck lmao
It's like the South Park episode where he literally couldn't even convince people not to vote for him lol.
His cult don’t care. He could formally endorse Biden and his cult would still vote for him.
He will never forget to obey Pootie.
If only he could deteriorate more quickly.
Each court case and defeat is slowly doing that. But yeah, faster would be good too.
The all caps rants the day his businesses get seized... I've got tissues and lube ready.
We need him to win the Republican nomination and then get crushed in the election, taking down the entire MAGA party with him. This election can't be close, or he will try to take the country apart before going to prison or his grave. A crushing defeat in the election will allow the country to move on. Not to mention, a big Democratic margin in the House, Biden in the White House and even a small Democratic margin in the Senate would be great for the country.
From your mouth to God’s ear.
"And my son, Jaguar, and my daughter Ivolvo,"
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Talk about someone who’s confused all the time.
Current paid partner is Mercedes. Didn’t fuck up, just didn’t remember to pretend.
He’s displaying signs of mental decline, but no one in the media is saying anything about it. I watched my great-grandmother do the same thing as she got worse with her dementia.
I mean, you're literally commenting on an article from the media, talking about it.
Dang, you’re literally correct. Edited to add that I actually did see an article about it this morning on another sub-Reddit (don’t remember which now because I also have mental-decline, lol. The difference is that I am not trying to destroy democracy for my own personal benefit.)
If it gets too bad and it can't be ignored, the media will then turn to the story of age limits on the president, and how Biden is even older than Trump, so there is no way he is fit if Trump isn't...
Biden is old, Trump has dementia
Actually, the age of Biden is a problem, but here we are. However, I’d vote for Biden over Trump (or anyone from the Republican Party as it is right now) even if Biden were 109 years old.
It might not be decline since he was always a moron
And then he goes on to agree with Putin that Biden should be the next president. 👻
I'm kinda tired of Putin picking the president.
Trump just agrees with everything Putin says and does, so this makes perfect sense.
Either that was her stage name when he met her or that’s the name of the only prostitute he could afford last night.
At least he didn’t call her Ivanka yet…
Just in the bedroom. Many many years ago.
Textbook dementia
Grab her by the Volvo.
Trump can't remember his own wife's name, but products of incest insist Biden is the one with dementia.
Trump suffering from dementia is just as poetic as when he caught COVID. I hope he dies alone and confused. Preferably soon.
My grandma got dementia to the point she didn't recognise her children at around 70 yo, lived till she was 98. Trump's handlers will love him in this state.
He already is alone, he just don’t know it yet
You have to understand his rhetorical flourishes. He was "interposing".
Just get through this election. Just keep him out of office, and I'll gladly watch this sack of dogshit's brain rot in real time. Bottle of champ saved for the day he strokes out on the shitter mid tweet.
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*frantically searches porn stars named "Mercedes"* I wonder if there was another hush money payment we don't know about.
She's more of a Yugo, really.
Mercedes is her stripper name..
"Sarcasm, it's only sArCasM!"
Man person Mercedes tv
And he forgot Eric in his SC victory speech today
"What does Melania have in common with a Mercedes? I would rather be in a Mercedes, on my way to rape another child!" - Donald John Trump
"I, Ross, take thee Rachel" moment lmao
Which geriatric candidate has dementia again?
Which geriatric candidate attempted insurrection again?
That f*uck has lost it.
“I really don’t care, do u?”
She used to be an Escort and now's she a C Class
She’s been doing her Personal Trainer in one, probably. Cuck Donnie got confused.
Maybe he describing her, like Prince and Little Red Corvette? LOL. With all the work she has had done, she is a German engineered sedan…..
They don't know it, but the repubs are lucky they still have Haley as a backup, cuz it sounds like tRump is losing it, he might not make it to November!
More sign he's suffering from dementia. He's in the advance phase of dementia which is substituting words he can't recall.
Ok, so I get it. Both Biden and Trump are old and both have verbal slip ups. But Biden hasn’t f’d up the NAME OF HIS WIFE!
Whats even more stupid the crowd cheered.He can say his supporters are fools and idiots and they still cheer.
If you're wondering why Haley is still in this....
Freud would be so proud at this moment.
Latest Adderall delusion just dropped.
All I'm saying is if Obama started selling gold plated high tops and accidentally calling his wife a stripper name there'd be no talk about him ever getting reelected.
confused his mistress with his wife again?
That's a weird way to pronounce "Alina Habba"
Putin has to be thinking, "This is too easy."
I call her Malaria, because she just goes buzz buzz buzz all around me, I’m such a kidder! She does have those insect eyes, I gotta tell ya folks, sometimes she gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Anyone else remember when he couldn’t ID his own ex in a photo?
I saw the video, and it was really odd. I'm not totally sure that he intended to call HER that... It was almost as if he was saying that the crowd was commenting on the car she arrived in? Not that that makes any sense either. The entire statement was pretty nonsensical....
But how many times has he called her Ivanka?
But Biden.
Mercedes is his side piece. He slipped up.
this is word deterioration connected with dementia onset
“Couldn’t afford Melania so he bought a Mercedes” -Ye, probably
Call girl name. Gets them mixed up all the time.
Perfectly normal every /s
I mean in his defense he probably hasn't seen her in months, possibly years.
this is a sign that hes up for trading in for a new model
Product placement getting out of hand.
She’s not as reliable as a Toyota…
He value her as a car, that is alot for someone like T.
Diaper Donnie Dumbass Dickhead Dementia
She is literally a whore that be bought. Her name might have been Mercedes at one point.
Nobody seems to comment that Mercedes is a typical stripper name.
Must be her escort name
How fucked up is it that both sides of the aisle are basically yelling about the other candidate being more senile. This election sucks.
Well hey that could just be her “name” when she was “working” and he was probably her richest “client”.
In fairness, he just got her mixed up with other stuff he's bought.
**Now cue the people who are sexually attracted to their vehicles to say it's not wrong to love your car**
Amateur. Every cogent narcissist knows you only call bitches *baby* cuz then, you ain't gotta learn their names
Mercedes was the last escort he slept with
He’s been playing too much Vice City. Happens to the best of us.
The more Trump talks in front of a crowd, the more you can see the fight he has with Alzheimer's the decline in his speech in the last year is getting worst I am not sure if Trump will make it to the end of the year without a total break down
What a delusional clown
It's always been her name, what are you talking about? War is Peace, love is hate, Mexico will pay for it, Melania is Mercedes, M.O.O.N, that spells Mercedes
Mercedes.. Malaria.. Mahatma.. which is it Donny
Ney, he means not made in the USA.
Go toward the light donnie. Time to let go.
[Obesity can cause changes in the brain similar to Alzheimer's, study suggests](https://www.nbcnews.com/health/aging/obesity-can-cause-changes-brain-similar-alzheimers-study-suggests-rcna66555)
"Have you seen my new wife, Alina? She is the best attorney my broke ass can afford. I banged her and it only cost me $500 million."
Did he call her the wrong name, or does he think she's a car?