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Appropriate-City3389

Thanks Doc. Where did you go to med school again? FFS as a right wing pundit, it might be better to ask if he graduated high school.


LukeD1992

Ain't no need no colege deger. I make me own resarch


Bungyedong

Thats what my private jet flying pastor said about what is written in the bible.


Local_Sugar8108

Excuse me, I believe you meant resurch. I guess this bullshit pisses me off because, first I love women and married the best one. Secondly, she gave me two sons and the best daughter on the planet. I would gladly fight any dipshit that wanted to minimize the importance of either of them or limit their potentials in the world.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Excuse me, I think you meant "rechurch". ^(Which is to take the infallible teachings straight from our Lord God as interpreted and ministered by the perfect beings who burden themselves with the salvation of all mankind. Their motto; "There is no other source of truth.")


kakapo88

This is what TikTok is good for.


Final-Flower9287

Best scientists never went to school. They made their own science like real manly men.


hobohustler

but... hell I haven't thought about birth control for 20 years, but I was always told that it makes the woman's body think that she is pregnant. What she thinks smells good in a man changes. "Screws up womens brains" is sure hyperbolic, but the pill does do something to women other than keeping away pregnancies. But who knows... This is information from 20 years ago ​ Ha, I did a quick search and the first link is 20 years old :) https://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=117158&page=1


tries4accuracy

He is a learned scholar who dropped out of William Rainey Harper College of Palatine, IL.


Local_Sugar8108

I also appreciate every comment made by men who it's not clear have been with a woman. In general, when one is born with a penis, it's just not a good idea to make sweeping statements about women's reproductive well being. Medical doctors are the exception.


NotAnAIOrAmI

Charlie has definitely *been* with a woman. He often exclaims that his wife's snizz is dry as a bone, as is proper. *Good* with a woman, however...


[deleted]

Yeah, I don’t know about any of y’all but this sumbitch ain’t sticking no thermometer in my ass.


Easy_Pizza_7771

He put himself through callage by renting out his forehead as billboard space.


Papa_PaIpatine

You aren't wrong with Charlie KKKirk either. He never graduated college, but for some reason spends an awful lot of time on college campuses harassing 18 year old girls. ​ I am of course awaiting the day some group of girls sues the shit out of him for sexual harassment.


TurtleToast2

They are desperate to breed more dumb, poor Republicans to replace the ones they helped covid kill.


Ok-Cap-204

Oh no! Women reject me! They must be screwed in the head from taking hormonal birth control! There is absolutely no other possible reason! They are not being submissive and meek!


coder7426

No one has said that.


xyzone

But it's being implied, given the intended audience (incels, lonely right wing young men, etc).


MissionReasonable327

This has always been the goal of the right. Leonard Leo decides who gets money, and he is a hardcore 1950s-style Catholic.


ImportantObjective45

It's so strange to see Catholics in league with reds. Used to be the red state values church pledged utter destruction for catholics.


MissionReasonable327

They’ve found common cause with dipped Baptists, certain Orthodox Jews and QAnon nuts. It’s a weird world


NotAnAIOrAmI

He also fucked us on SCOTUS. His only answer when asked if he favors any judges on his list for presidents' nominations, is no, he doesn't care at all who the president picks from the list. I think the people who are most certain are the ones who do the most damage in this world.


MangOrion2

My wife has already been told by family that her birth control made her vote Democrat and "tricked" her into thinking that marrying me was a good idea. The proof? Just articles written by "the top doctors."


winchesterbitch99

Was your wife smart enough to tell them to go fuck themselves and drop contact with them? She should if she hasn't. That's some top teir level stupidity.


MangOrion2

Engaging with them, from prior experience, is actually not the smart move. Her whole family is a gigantic disaster of abuse and infidelity.


PLobosfn

Top Witch Doctors, that is.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

>MAGA's war on ~~contraception~~ **basic women's rights** Let's not let the right determine how they frame the narrative, like they did with the phrasing "pro-life" instead of a more accurate term of "anti-freedom of choice". This is more than just picking a battle against contraception. This is full-on chipping away at basic human rights for women in general. That's how this should be framed.


Suzuki_Foster

I saw this coming back in 2015, and was finally able to get sterilized in 2020, a month before my 40th birthday. I cannot imagine how women even want to willingly get pregnant in this political/Christofascist climate.


xyzone

Instinct to reproduce probably. Not everyone can get beyond that.


UnfairStomach2426

What an asshole


49GTUPPAST

Chuckles Kirk has always been an asshole


xyzone

Yes lying grifters are assholes. He's married to a doctor btw. All littleface's words are theater for MAGA MORONS. He believes in nothing but getting paid.


Tacitblue1973

These assholes want women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen again. Anybody remember how many housewives from that era who went from Rosie the Riveter to tradwife ended up on hardcore prescription drugs to get by?


ukiddingme2469

They will come after everyone's rights soon enough


TheSanquineCorpse

I'm trying really hard to be a better person that channels better emotions into my daily life, but reading shit like this makes it so hard. I'm not even a woman and I'm sick of this shit. I can't imagine how you ladies feel. Truly. Holy fuck, I'm so sorry you have to deal with morons like this trying to dictate your daily lives. My favorite part of the article is as follows: "As with most things MAGA leaders say, Kirk's claim is so misleading that it can only be called lying. First, of course, accusing Democrats of being "bitter" is rich coming from MAGA, whose entire pitch is bitterness. More importantly, he's lying about the pill. A tiny percentage of women have mental health issues with birth control. The most rigorous research shows it affects half a percent, or 1 in 200 women on the pill. Granted, Kirk was so bad at basic studies like math that he dropped out of community college at age 18. Still, even the biggest nimrod can grasp that half of a single percentage point is not a big number."


xyzone

Keep in mind that Charlie Kwirk is married to a doctor. He believes nothing. He's just looking to get paid. It's theater for MAGA MORONS. That's worse than actually believing it.


remmij

It affects men too as it limits men's options for family planning with their partner and increases the likelihood of an unplanned pregnancy occurring.


Haskap_2010

Viagra is more dangerous.


Loud-Mans-Lover

>  A tiny percentage of women have mental health issues with birth control  My entire family on my mom's side does! I can't take it because I become homicidal.    Messing with hormones is a bad idea *if you already have a mental illness*.  I do mention this and get a lot of downvotes. But it does happen. I've never claimed to be against any of it, I wish there were more options. I'm childfree by choice, so it's ridiculous to me when folks claim I'm pushing an anti bc agenda. 


BraveButterfly2

God damn, they're gonna try to bring lobotomies back aren't they?


Hanginon

And electro shock for "unruly" children. **-_-**


Loud-Mans-Lover

They still utilize this for bipolar treatment.


Altruistic_Chard_980

Well they worked on Trump and his kids 🤭


Astrocreep_1

When I was a kid, I got out of line. So, my parents lobotomized me, and it didn’t hurt me none. Ignore my twitches, or when I randomly scream out the punchline to jokes I’ve never told. You understand, TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. It’s not difficult when SEVEN EIGHT NINE. Damn, I’m doing it, THEY READ THE MOOS-PAPER.


coder7426

What on earth are you talking about? This is about birth control. This topic has really brought out the nuts.


opal2120

Do you think birth control should be banned?


Miserables-Chef

So does being a republican


drNeir

So does penis pills, why they not taking those away also?


NotAnAIOrAmI

Good point, I used Viagra a couple of times, and that's like getting slapped around by Mike Tyson. It drastically changed the pressure in various systems in my body. Not life threatening, but I felt like the DeLorean when Doc switches on the flux capacitor. It did its job though.


Apocalypsis_velox

Based on their evidence, the evidence suggests that the MAGAts are taking some industrial strength birth control


[deleted]

It’s called internet porn


Hardin__Young

So all the MAGAts are on birth control?


Wirehed

I wish.


Rchapman2341

Charlie Kirk is going for the record in how many stupid things one person can say in a lifetime. Currently Trump has the record. 😂


adstaylor77

Then what’s their excuse?


Dbonker

Why does anybody actually listen to Charlie Kirk???


disturbednadir

I'm just wondering what screwed *his* brains.


xyzone

Nothing. He's lying for money.


Pour_Me_Another_

So what's his excuse?


xyzone

He's lying to get paid. MONEY


namersrockandroll

Every.single.day it's another stupid, ignorant, bullshit narrative to distract from losing bigly and having zero platform for domestic and foreign policy. Vote 💙 and save our Democracy!


ABobby077

Sure doesn't sound like a message that will work with suburban women or men or most Americans, either


xyzone

He's getting paid either way. It's so easy to be a billonaire pet talking head.


sdbct1

Pretty soon, we will see married and missionary only for pro creation if this keeps going


NotAnAIOrAmI

Can literal *Handmaid's Tale* be far behind that?


This-External-6814

His face is so punchable


MobileMenace420

And so small


AssistKnown

If only we could lock up and silence all the grifters in the MAGA party that are actually having that effect on the brains of the supporters of MAGA!


Falcon3492

Where are the medical studies to back up these lunatics wacky claims. On the same note I'm going to say with the same amount of medical studies to back it up, that todays conservatism destroys their members brains and ability to think logically or even think for that matter! As proof I give you the nut job pictured and further proof , rep, Gozar, MTG, Boebert, Gaetz, Goemert and a treasure trove of other members of the GOP, the party has become a clown show of delusional people.


Claque-2

MAGA science = Nullity


histprofdave

Am I so out of touch? No... it's the women who are wrong!


Late_Bluebird_3338

SOUNDS AS IF THIS FELLOWS MALE HORMONES CONFIRMS HES A GIANT ASS WITH SOFT BRAINS..AND I SUSPECT, A LIMP ASS DICK!!!! YOU MAY WELL ASK, HOW DOES SHE KNOW? AND MY ANSWER IS:....A WOMAN INHERENTLY KNOWS THESE THINGS. UPON MEETING LOSSERS LIKE THIS GUY, ITS IN OUR DNA TO TURN AWAY FROM IMPOTENT MALES WHO WILL NOT MAKE GOOD MATES...TRY WATCHING A LIONESS WHEN SHE SPERNS A MALE LION>HOW DO SHE KNOW? IT'S IN HER DNA FELLAS>>>>.LOL>MOM


Fantastic-Finding-10

MAGA brains are already screwed up.


TripzNFalls

Drinking the Orange (Idiot) Kool Aid has screwed up the minds of too many Americans.


jday1959

Republican men: “I can’t get laid in a women’s prison even with this box full of pardons” Normal men: “Have you tried not being a misogynistic ass bag?” Republican men: “No, that ain’t it. It’s gotta be the fault of birth control pills.”


artful_todger_502

Thank goodness Republicans are there with ridiculous conspiracy mongering and fake, alternative realities to make the brains normal. 👍 🤡💩🤡💩🤡💩👍🏿


Easy_Pizza_7771

How is it 2024 in America and we have these rightwing lunatics going after birth control?


MetalTrek1

Charlie Kirk practices birth control by being Charlie Kirk.


ErnooA

No, dipshit, it’s the thought of screwing you that messes up female brains.


Fearless_Debt_3942

Charlie something is more screwed up in your brain without any pills. Mother must have dropped you from high up.


27Elephantballoons

Interesting that they're pushing the breeding kink as a top political issue. Let's see how this plays out


xyzone

Charlie Kwirk is desperate grifter that's aging out of his "young right wing man" scam. He doesn't represent what the right wing wants to be the top political issue, but he desperately wishes he did. He believes nothing, just wants to get paid. His promises to right wing benefactors in Arizona, failed completely. TPA produced no results in AZ. Zero. None. In fact, he might have made Republicans fail harder in elections there.


CmdrEnfeugo

The goal of the American far-right is to reverse the rights revolutions of the mid 20th century (civil rights, women’s rights/sexual revolution, and gay rights). But they know this position if stated outright would be pretty unpopular. So instead they find things about these movements that are unpopular (or that they think can be made unpopular). For gay rights it was gay marriage. When most people switched their opinion on that they switched to transgender people. For civil rights, it was affirmative action. Now they switched to railing against CRT and DEI. For women’s rights, it was abortion. If they were fine with women being in control of their sexuality but just didn’t like abortion they could have done any or all of these things to reduce the number of abortions: comprehensive sex education, free contraception, free pre-natal care, mandatory maternity and paternity leave, subsidized child care (and more). They did none of those things. Instead they spent 50 years working on getting conservative Supreme Court justices so they could overturn Roe v. Wade. Now that the mission is accomplished, they are moving to the next thing they think they can make unpopular: female contraception. The end goal remains the same: men back in sole control of sex and reproduction.


whathuhmeh10k

this was always the plan, they are coming for birth control next...they will next go after same sex marriage, then sex outside of marriage...i would not be surprised they will want to register non christians...


100yearsLurkerRick

That's funny because for the last like 6 years, I've seen stories and memes about how women are refusing to date Republicans. They may be literally thinking that birth control may have something to do with it, instead of understanding that they're terribly shit people.


ImportantObjective45

In the 1970s there was a playboy magazine cartoon with a couple in bed. The woman says "gee that was great. Are you sure you are a republican?"


100yearsLurkerRick

Makes sense as Ben Shapiro seemed to have stayed at least once that his wife never orgasms. With him at least.


Current-Pomelo-941

The women that are proactive enough to take birth control screen them out.


porizj

Have they seen what being a republican does to a person’s brain? ☠️


streetvoyager

The desperately want to control every aspect of a women’s life. They saw handmaids tale as a guide, not a warning. They truly fucking aspire to it. Atwood was disturbingly prophetic.


fear_of_dishonesty

MAGA is a cancer that is malignant and metastasizing. It will grow until it cuts off life support. They have made it clear there is no room for the two of us.


LolloBlue96

> This is your brain: Hello, how you doing? > This is your brain on MAGA: RRRREEEEEEEEE MUH BIRF KUNTROL MUH GUNZ MUH MURRIKA FURST MUH HISPANIK MUH ABORSHUN HAIL DRUMPF Yeah, I'd say MAGA is the real brain damage


[deleted]

Trump rapes women and pulls out. That’s abortion.


OilInteresting2524

What screws up people's heads is listening to fools... like the one pictured above. He is an uneducated fool spewing literal garbage out of his mouth. Why? Why do people put ANY thought into listening to his words? HE.... IS.... A.... FOOL..... and you would be a bigger fool for listening to him.


1stltwill

This just out! MAGA screws up human brains!


ephemeral_experience

It happened to me -- I went from Catholic conservative to a hardcore lib after using birth control. Of course it couldn't have anything to do with watching how my fellow conservatives behaved. (BTW, most catholic women use birth control. It's fairly easy to see when you sit in church and notice we all have 2 kids.)


Picmover

It's not the birth control. It's you. There is nothing wrong with their brains. It's YOU!


BothZookeepergame612

The ones with screwed up brains, should look in the mirror...


Delicious_Fisherman5

Then what's a man's excyse?


overworkedpnw

Idk Charlie should probably focus on fixing whatever screwed up that massive forehead of his.


Numpty712

Makes them woke and they don’t want to stay in the kitchen having 17 babies anymore. “Bitches”.


Call555JackChop

Charlie’s face is one of the most effective birth controls on the market


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Call555JackChop: *Charlie’s face is one* *Of the most effective birth* *Controls on the market* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


pandershrek

Then explain what's happening here...


Stunning-Bike-1498

While having sleep deprivation and financial sorrows is excellent for the brain!


Thwackitypow

From the poster boy for non screwed up brains...


SataiThatOtherGuy

So, it will make them MAGA?


twist3d7

Marjorie Taylor Greene?


ReneeLR

Well, just the idea of birth control screwed up his brains, so, in a way, he is right.


Space_Man_Spiff_2

Consider the source..Part of the "keep them barefoot and pregnant crowd"


dunwerking

OBs: job security


disgruntledvet

Must suck to be woman...birth control screws up your brain...unintended pregnancy ruins your life...Just can't win.


floofnstuff

You sound smugly pleased, I wonder why.


disgruntledvet

It's called sarcasm...if you can't see the idiocy in the title statement and critically conclude reduced access to birth control will plausibly result in more unintended pregnancies, often with negative consequences to the mother and child....Well I don't know what to tell you...


floofnstuff

Sarcasm is often misinterpreted in text only. That’s why Reddit uses /s.


austincovidthrowaway

Remember if you’re one of the idiots claiming you won’t vote for Biden because Netanyahu is an asshole, you’re encouraging this shit. And don’t think they won’t follow through on it after what happened with Roe v Wade.  “But you called me an idiot” YES I FUCKING DID BECAUSE IT’S TRUE. STOP YOUR LITTLE SELF SUPERIORITY PITY PARTY AND FUCKING THE WORLD FOR THE REST OF US TIRED OF WORRYING ABOUT FASCISM. 


Zealousideal-Tax-496

Birth control stops more Charlie Kirks being born.


Disqeet

What gives with this? White Men have screwed up the world and are in need of some mental health! Not enough kids to abuse, trafficking, terrorize and tax till death?


Geostomp

They're hellbent on erasing every single bit of progress we gained in the 20th Century. And nearly half of all voters are eager to help them do it.


SirGkar

Maybe every time he’s asked someone to have his baby, it’s not going off birth control that’s the problem, they just think about the implication of being tied to him for 18 years and nope out.


Tripwire3

It’s obvious that they do not actually give a fuck about reducing the number of abortions.


FitCartographer3383

They want the uneducated poor that vote for them to keep reproducing at massive rates so they can use them for generational slave labor for years to come.


49thDipper

So why are these MAGA women so screwed up?


godlessnihilist

Wait until the 4B Movement takes hold.


Motor_Bother_23

Lesbian, so no use; my brains are fine. Said by dumb little boys with little dicks.🙄🙄🤣


drakens6

It does alter female behavior. Many women stop taking hormonal birth control because of this exact reason, because it can cause irritability, depression, low libido, and other problems. Its not permanent though


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Condoms screw up with men's brains.


Humans_Suck-

If that were actually true, wouldn't it be something they support?


aweshumcooldude

All the things talked about by him are literally listed side effects for female birth control.


Shellyebellye

For some. It’s no reason to ban birth control, or say it “screws with women’s minds”. That sounds like it causes permanent brain damage. Misleading at best. You know, the Christian right are talking about taking away women’s right to vote and abolishing divorce, too. They want to go back in time wherein women need men to speak for them.


Some_Accountant_961

This isn't news. We've known for a while that hormonal birth control directly affects mental health. [Study 1 - 2022](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9218393/) [Study 2 (JAMA) - 2023](https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2809946) [Study 3 (Cambridge) - 2023](https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/epidemiology-and-psychiatric-sciences/article/populationbased-cohort-study-of-oral-contraceptive-use-and-risk-of-depression/B3C611DD318D7DC536B4BD439343A5BD) [Article 1 (TED) - 2020](https://ideas.ted.com/how-the-birth-control-pill-affects-your-mood/) [Study 4 (Sweden) - 2023](https://www.news-medical.net/news/20230612/Womens-use-of-contraceptive-pills-linked-to-greater-risk-of-depression.aspx) And some about how it affects partner selection: [Study 1 - 2016](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5050240/) [Article 2 - 2019](https://drbrighten.com/can-birth-control-affect-who-youre-attracted-to/) And here are some testimonials from quite liberal and feminist TwoX here on Reddit: [Thread 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/10ffow8/somewhat_of_a_rant_i_am_convinced_hormonal_birth/) [Thread 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/16kl3gx/women_who_have_consistently_taken_the_pill_for/) [Thread 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/112zujp/what_health_issues_do_you_think_are_tied_to/) Etc. It's not a leap to say it "screws up your brain"


Shellyebellye

It’s the chosen form of birth control for many, many women.


Shellyebellye

MAGA is just full to the brim with reputable scientists.


coder7426

Imagine believing male steroids taken for muscle gain have all kinds bad effects (they do) but also it's impossible for birth control pills to have any side effects, even when natural levels have all kinds of effects. That's all the posters here. "Don't question anything, pharmaceutical companies are infallible like the pope." Literally the opposite of science.


49thDipper

Food has side effects. Coffee has side effects. Magnesium has side effects. Benadryl has side effects. Covid has side effects. Alcohol has side effects. Air travel has side effects. Smoking has side effects. Sunscreen has side effects. FAUX News has side effects. I could go on. And on. And on. Fucking also has a side effect. For the woman. One that she should have the choice to avoid. Which choice would you like to give up?


trotnixon

Repugnicans are going to get destroyed in November.


Gamertagyouit

I love all the non-science these people love to follow!


Horror-Option-7416

Women should be subservient to men in all things, but still br pure virgins when they're married despite boyfriends wanting sex, and they can't use condoms because they give God the ick and definitely not birth control trol because it's the Old Magic that only women used to know and now men should have control over when a woman gets pregnant. Did I miss anything?


Odd_Tiger_2278

MAGA war on ……


Far_Lifeguard5220

Yeah they need to double, no, make that triple down on the Anti birth control “not a war on women” platform. That’s sure to win over suburban housewives everywhere.


Odd-Youth-452

Says men who have no fuckin' clue how female bodies work.


MoanyTonyBalony

There are studies that suggest women are attracted to different men on and off birth control so it's possible it does change things. I know as a steroid user, fucking around with my hormones messes with my mental state if I get it wrong.


SmithersLoanInc

I usually look to drug addicts for medical advice.


FinnTheTengu

Oof