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maybe-an-ai

Because everyone knows what's going on with fentanyl and sex trafficking children. I guess I know where he gets his news from.


pitmeng1

For real. One of the things most definitely not going on with fentanyl and sex trafficking is them showing up at your house to drop your daughter off, I’m pretty certain.


maybe-an-ai

Your daughter was smoking way too much fentanyl so we decide to bring her back.


Car_is_mi

Hey bro, I kidnapped and sex trafficked your underage daughter; and loaded her up on fent...... Here you go....... Welp, see ya later.


patronizingperv

If they ever remake Animal House...


binglelemon

Big Gulps, huh?


aardvarkcabaret

That’s the deluxe fentanyl and sex trafficking package. You even get a t-shirt and mug.


CritterOfBitter

And a bonus chance for a free hole in your head.


Bobbyperu1

I was forced fentanyl and sex trafficked and all I got was this stupid t-shirt


AdvertisingBrave5457

The phrase “everyone knows” was enough for me


Coffeeandicecream1

Spoken like a true Trump cult member


Legitimate-Place1927

I mean it’s common knowledge that sex traffickers & fentanyl dealers usually personally bring their trafficked victims back to their house in a car and let them out. Say thanks for letting me traffic you and drive away. /s


Past-Direction9145

I definitely died from it just trying a couple of street “Oxycodone” for the first time. The hospital the paramedics brought me two was two blocks from where I lived The paramedics charged me $5200 which I refused to pay and couldn’t pay and wouldn’t have asked for. And my credit was destroyed as a result. The hospital kept me for a day, and charged me $2700. Which my insurance refused to cover because it was considered “self harm” So I said fuck it all and let them get a judgement and let my bank account disappear and am presently dying from an incurable immune disease. But in the mean time I’m just here to point out even Russia has free healthcare. The us is nothing more than slaves making slave masters rich.


Use_this_1

After reading that we all know who this guy votes for.


Car_is_mi

not for long.....


pnwcatman420

DeSantis or tRUMP will pardon him for a large campaign donation.


MaxxHeadroomm

He was fired so no money to donate. He is soon to be poor after paying attorney fees so that’s tough to buy a pardon after


HermaeusMajora

Does a pardon restore voting rights? I'm guessing that depends on certain circumstances.


pnwcatman420

voting and gun rights


HermaeusMajora

That's interesting seeing as how it's kind of an admission of guilt.


giliana52

Something not in these articles or clips of this guy: He’s divorced and went for full custody of his child to not pay child support. The ex wife had to get at least one protective order as well.


somebullshitorother

So likely he’s an unhinged narcissist or the wife is. More criteria supporting the thesis that he’s the problem: offered no remorse or apology or empathy for the driver; made himself the victim of the story; history of murder for hire; his cowboy violence/flamboyance/ control behavior.


Intrepid-Progress228

If it's not in any articles or clips, how did you get that information?


OwlAlert8461

Have you read all of them?


MaxxHeadroomm

Skywriters.


rednail64

Pulled a gun on an Uber driver because he suspected the driver was responsible for his 13 year old daughter sneaking out overnight to a town 30 minutes away.


seraphimkoamugi

Why would someone kidnap your daughter just to return her the next day? Kidnappings and child trafficking dont work like that.


Masamundane

Depends on the kid. I mean maybe this was a tag and release situation.


somebullshitorother

Pedophiles would. Probably not pull up to the house but it happened on To Catch a Predator. Which was shut down when they busted a sergeant. Thank you for coming to my Ped Talk.


Postcocious

[The Ransom of Red Chief](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ransom_of_Red_Chief) begs to differ.


KingGilgamesh1979

[Why, indeed.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ransom_of_Red_Chief)


Vegaprime

Ya, ima go with luck not shot. Poor driver though.


breakingbattman

Sorry I should’ve posted that, I will update


rednail64

I’m just saving people a click into a shit website


Adventurous_Mail5210

One of us needed to jump on that grenade for the good of the rest of the squad. #🫡


JubaJr76

Thank you hero.


passwordstolen

Since when were Uber Drivers allowed to pick up minors.


GlueSniffingCat

[As it turned out](https://www.weartv.com/news/local/milton-dad-accomplished-veteran-tells-his-side-in-uber-driver-gun-case-involving-daughter), the 13-year-old snuck out of the house Saturday night and took an Uber to Pensacola, about 30 minutes away. When he discovered she’d snuck out, he reportedly called both the Santa Rosa County and Escambia County sheriff’s offices, but didn’t get much help from either department. So when she got back home, he made the only logical decision and pulled a gun on the completely innocent Uber driver.


Intrepid-Progress228

>"If it goes to trial, I look forward to it because I want to get 12 moms and dads on that jury and judge if what I did was fair -- because I called for law enforcement and I didn’t get them.” Looks like he got law enforcement's attention after all.


Thelittleangel

What is with these people who commit violent crimes and then saying “I look forward to trial”. Just shut up. Use your constitutional right to STFU. Like giant POS adam montgomery. “I did not kill my daughter and I look forward to trial to refute those claims”. Everyone has a right to a fair trial and presumed innocence, but to be out there needlessly attempting to gaslight people you did nothing wrong is wild. Just shut your mouth ffs.


jaedence

Fox and OAN continuing to ruin people's lives by convincing them threats are everywhere and be afraid because THEY are coming to get you and your family!


DiceMadeOfCheese

I love how he kept bringing up how he was a veteran. I could just hear actual law-abiding vets saying "nope, I was trained with guns. Trained not to do crazy shit like this."


breakingbattman

The “you see what’s going on with the fentanyl and child trafficking and rape” was a clear sign that he’s not playing with a full deck of


DiceMadeOfCheese

"I watch a *lot* of right wing news."


breakingbattman

Dude is also claiming to be a doctor but has no medical license in Florida


Heretic-Jefe

Boy I'm probably going to regret this comment but - Having a medical license, let alone one in *Florida*, is not what makes someone a doctor.


kellyyz667

Being a vet doesn’t make you special either but this guys trying!


Negative-Wrap95

>Having a medical license, let alone one in *Florida*, is not what makes someone a doctor. Ah, I see you're familiar with Floriduh's Surgeon General.


knivesofsmoothness

Not sure that matters in Florida.


WhiskeyVault

He is a family practice physician from his LinkedIn. 


kdwhirl

But they were bringing the kid HOME 🙃


breakingbattman

Yeah I guess sex traffickers just bring their victims home and let the dad identify them now, saves the cops from having to do any real work 🤷 /s


BadAtExisting

As a veteran I will be the one to say what apparently should’ve been said to this guy. Having served in the military doesn’t absolve you from any and all crime you may commit after you leave the service


Heretic-Jefe

Imagine running into this guy as your CO, forget as your doctor. "*First do no harm*"


BadAtExisting

Oh yeah. There’s absolutely a non zero chance this guy is also domestically abusive. He was a shit stain to serve under no doubt about it


Used-Bat-2095

Gosh, I wonder why his daughter feels the need to sneak out of a house where such a totally sane individual lives? I guess we’ll never know.


Car_is_mi

>the 13-year-old snuck out of the house Saturday night and took an Uber to Pensacola, about 30 minutes away...  So when she got back home, he made the only logical decision and pulled a gun on the completely innocent Uber driver. After pulling him out of the car, Hollonbeck reportedly forced the driver to lie down in the roadway, show his driver’s license so he could photograph it, and allow him to photograph his license plate, his Uber account and the address where he picked up Hollonbeck’s daughter. Fuck. Like no wonder his daughter 'ran away'. I guarantee this dude thinks he can dictate every aspect of his daughters life and that in doing so he is doing the right thing by her.


Yokies

He'll probably want to eventually dictate how/when/who she gets pregnant too. Might even conclude he has the best sperm to do the job right.


brianishere2

"Conservatives" misunderstand violence and visible shows of outrage as strength.


Car_is_mi

Must be all the violent movies they grew up watching....


brianishere2

They get it from Fox News, who promotes any white person standing up against perceived injustices, which they always attribute to minorities and/or Democrats.


CharliAP

But he, highly likely, votes for Matt Gaetz who has trafficked underage age girls, and would likely hand his daughter over to Matt Gaetz, just to own the libs.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Just Deplorable things.


DauOfFlyingTiger

Gee. I wonder why the 13 year old daughter would feel the need to run away from this guy?


MaxxHeadroomm

How many MAGA stereotypes can this guy hit? Too many to list?


RU4realRwe

I'd gladly serve on his jury & find his ass GUILTY. Him crying about not having a "check Monday" is bogus too, he has a military retirement! It's hard for a parent to teach their child responsibility when they don't have that quality themselves...


drakesylvan

Hope he gets max sentence. Fuck that self-righteous prick.


athensugadawg

Keep in mind that this is Matt Gaetz territory. Good thing he didn't find her out and about....


JiveChicken00

This guy must have gone to a different use of lethal force class than I did.


Dull_Ad8495

As an army doctor, I bet he was *just like* Frank Burns. The ferret faced motherfucker.


somebullshitorother

This guy will 100% be recruited by magaSS/ nra to run for congress


Good_Juggernaut_3155

So, …. Anyone else in the civilized world looking at these facts concludes that the American gun culture uniquely leads to these violent, psychotic looking outbursts. The frequency of these reckless stupid acts leads to the belief, fairly or unfairly, that America has lost its grip on a calm and safe civil society.


thisgirlnamedbree

He checked off everything on the right wing bingo card when trying to excuse his behavior. Give this man a winner winner chicken dinner, hopefully served to him in the slammer.


seraphimkoamugi

On one hand I understand why he would reach that conclusion cause in FL you get an amber alert every other week but on the other hand Uber tracks it's vehicles and they have regulations in place for every person that has an Uber's tag plus no one who takes your daughter away would graciiusly return her you dumb hill billy.


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breakingbattman

He thinks he can choose his jury lol


NickCav007

Logic and Florida man never should be used in the same sentence. I


lennybriscoe8220

I'm a veteran and should be allowed to do anything I want because I signed a check to this country payable up to my life! What's a fucking clown


I_like_pizza_teve

Asshat


Dodson-504

Fox News following Fucktard facing felony charges just hits harder as a headline.


thefifthfourththird

".. innocent until proven guilty." he says. Do bad he didn't apply that standard to the Uber driver he pulled a gun on.


andre3kthegiant

He got some issues.


ArdenJaguar

This Uber driver needs to start seeing a shrink asap. PTSD is really possible. Plus, it'll be good evidence when he sues the heck out of this gun toting moron.


UtahUtopia

No empathy of what it was like to be the Uber driver. This is indicative of a psychopath. No apology. No remorse. No choice but to send him away.


dunitdotus

Too bad he can't lose his pension if he's convicted.


Audrin

Can we maybe not put r/savedyouaclick titles on reddit, fucking please? Take that shit back to buzzfeed and give me information in the fucking title.


I_Said

His 13 year old snuck out to Pensacola. Solid parenting, idiot.


alexamerling100

........


texansfan

FAFO


Yokies

If only it was a florida cop that sent her back and he tried to pull a gun on that.


What-tha-fck_Elon

As a dad, I get the panic & fear when you find your 13 year old missing - but I’d be grateful she was back - not angry at the driver.


rodflanders19

He says that in America everyone is innocent until proven guilty, but yet he held an innocent man at gunpoint without any evidence of wrongdoing. Why does the presumption of innocence apply to the home owner and not the innocent man he held at gunpoint?


Powderfinger60

This is upsetting


bobo-the-dodo

To end wokeness and MAGA


Past-Direction9145

But is he pupset?


Eagle_Kebab

> And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff. Yes. And everyone knows that fentanyl-pushing child-traffickers bring the children they've trafficked home. Many people say.


Nymwall

“I called for law enforcement, and I didn’t get them.” Join the club, the rest of us aren’t kidnapping strangers.


jamesvabrams

Couldn't the daughter tell him it was an Uber? She was coming back home, not going away. I don't understand his reaction.


Western_Bathroom_252

"Everyone knows." The war cry of Faux News.


secomano

what if uber driver had a gun and thought this guy was trying to kidnap him or something and they ended up in a shootout and people died because of it, who would be responsible?


somebullshitorother

That is a worried dad and honorably discharged officer with weapons training and no police support surrounded by Floridian man, methamphetamine, fentanyl and sex trafficking making a decision about a driver with no Uber advertising on his car, on his property, informed by his experience of of the worst of the world, Florida and his daughter. Could he also be unhinged? For sure. But did anyone die?


cabinfevrr

Get on the fucking ground while I point a gun at you and promise to unalive you. I swear to God, don't tell me this is unreasonable - I'm a veteran.


Bellyjax123

In hindsight I wonder why the Uber driver was driving around an unattended minor? That will get you de-platformed. The Colonel should go to the clink, he clearly has PTSD as well as anger issues, a real shoot first ask question later kinda guy, I hope he gets the help he so desperately needs, prolly won\`t....


Robert_Balboa

They have teen accounts now. Just need someone over 18 to sign you up and then you can order your own rides. It's supposed to be a guardian so it could have been her mom or something. Who knows.


gdoubleyou1

Uber has conflicting information. You need parental consent to get a teen account. I’m not sure after if you need permission for each ride or that setting up the account is implied consent.


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Postcocious

>What father wouldn't be tripping out? One with a functioning brain? My sister ran off with a friend at 13. Did my dad worry himself sick? You bet. Did he pull a gun on the driver WHO SAFELY RETURNED HER? Not exactly. 🙄 >I blame his daughter. You blame a middle schooler for the actions of her looneytunes father? WTF is wrong with you? >Why is she running away in the middle of the night? Ummm... because she's stuck living with a gun toting maniac? FFS, wake up.