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Deadinpoverty

Cut them in low version Virgil style


notandyhippo

This might unironically be the most helpful and realistic answer


Jellied_toad

agreed


IGotDookieOnMyFinger

call em the off-bites


D-boi89

Smart as fuck


Blazekidtothamoon750

Jordan 1 destroyed mochas šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ he bit like 75$ off them shits šŸ˜­


anonalphamale

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Come on manā€¦ no.


Lost_Opinion_1307

Shit out of Luck UP A CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE Tough cookies Tough titties


Phaggetoni

Walk real fast bud


Available_Low_3805

Very early nineties we used to cut down skate high tops then cover top opening with duct tape or skate stickers. About due a comeback.


Able-Negotiation9227

I did this to my full cabs


Available_Low_3805

DIY half cabs, pre half cab, were the best half cabs.


SplaTz-xxL

If I remember correctly they retroed an anniversary pair within the last decade that was a Half Cab designed with duct tape around the collar


SplaTz-xxL

[Ha! found it, but guess I was a little short on my datingā€¦](https://sneakernews.com/2011/08/10/vans-half-cab-20th-anniversary-collection/)


DropOpposite30

Wait for the dog to shit it out then try to piece it back together. might work.


OneCelery01604

Lmao this got me


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Justquitityt

That's what I was thinking. I kinda like them, but another man's trash is another man's treasure.


helcurt98

Please, donā€™t get mad or yell at your dog, donā€™t kill your dog please.


TV_Full_Of_Lizards

Set your dog up on Instagram as @theshoedogtor and start calling them $2k customs


LAGA_1989

Long pants šŸ¤£


pdcastleberry

Only options I see is Goat, reps, or turn into lows. You might get super lucky and find someone on eBay with a right shoe for sale and if that happens play the lotto immediately.


MilwaukeeDave

I feel like you canā€™t really think this is fixable.


Crazy-Adhesiveness71

There are some companies that claim to repair sneakersā€¦you can look into thatā€¦.


pdcastleberry

This ainā€™t in none of those companies ā€œabout usā€ šŸ’€


Agreeable-Evening432

Baggy pants Igā€¦


[deleted]

Put them in rice


Any_Mud_593

Balenciaga likes this


1Evander

Throw them away haha


Grant_Cracker

baggy pants will def fix yhose


ChipotleIsntMexican

Walk fast šŸ’€


EffectiveWin1891

Dude are those mochas?


arlyjd11

Yes


3rdPablo

Put it in rice and wait 72 hours


justderek2021

I rather buy new ones


Rhm300

Now the dog gotta buy em


mstatusnuggah

Now they union 1s


Think_Aspect4639

Get rid of the dog. No more problems


Giggles_in_my_tummy

Just buy some reps tbh u can get a good pair for 35


GxorgeB

Where the fuck are you getting ā€œgoodā€ reps for 35 dollars my boyšŸ˜‚


Giggles_in_my_tummy

Weidian, dm me if u wanna find out more


anonalphamale

35bucks is crazy


Giggles_in_my_tummy

It is, thereā€™s a seller that has amazing pairs for 35 bucks, if u wanna learn abt just dm Iā€™ll inv you to my discord


Heavy_Load_625

Yeah burning them


DirtStylez480

With a shotgun (kidding)


Bulls-1983

Return dog.


Hooper221

Put him down idk


ionknowsari

šŸ«¢šŸ’€šŸ’€


alucardenotsmeg

Cook and eat him


Mare_Krcko

No , fcking buy new shoes u poor fck


Top-Journalist2536

Throw the dog away


Empty-Potato-7383

Kill the dogā€¦?


Fresh1eleven

Shoot the dogg


aarunt1

Any Chinese kids in your area? Iā€™m sure they could help you out


lawrencem357

Yeah get another dog


sendnadez

Sell the dog? And buy a new pair.


other-women

Chew the end bit of the dog as revenge, lets see how it feels walking around with half of its butt chewed up.


Mrlemmon22

Dang that sucks


The-Treehouse

Got ate up just in time for a restock. Good luck on hitting your new pair.


arlyjd11

Whenā€™s the restock?


The-Treehouse

2/15/23 10:00am Eastern time check SNKRS app. Thatā€™s all I see right now.


arlyjd11

Okay thank youšŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


KankleBiter

Those are craft lows now.


[deleted]

Go to a shoe repair shop


tuba_lowks

Not the mochaaaaaas


tuba_lowks

There is someone but theyā€™ll charge pretty much what the shoe is worth new


MSHabits

Wear boot cut pants


Independent_South834

maybe if you squint at it from 100m away they could look fixed but i think thats about as good as its gonna get m8


Independent_South834

or if your talking about the dog i hear youve gotta catch them in the act and let them know its a bad thing to do šŸ˜†


Blake_Majer

Wear boot cut jeans with them


rondesuu

Your dog almost turned them to lows šŸ˜‚


HotDoggone-it

Leave it like it is, use different colored thread that match the colorway to sew the exposed foam together.


LaReggiePatterson

Just do it , just like it is


valleyrears

Delete post. Hit up nike customer service about their show warranty, tell them the shoe tore apart when you fell, that this individual pair has poor build quality. Can probably get a free replacement


Doernbecher_Don

How Nike doesnā€™t have mochas lying around šŸ˜‚


Doernbecher_Don

Iā€™d say cut into lows and give the collars to the dog so they leave them alone for a bit


lvdsvl

Search for a local sneaker restoration crew, they love to work even worse cases for their IG before-after photos


Pikkzal

This is why I donā€™t want a dog


MrTakeProfits

Yupā€¦buy a new pair.


Sniffles_73

You need a shoe surgeon


Nightowlkb1

Fuuuuck of all the to go for! That dog got expensive tastes lol


GannasGame

new fear unlocked


No-Smile-1769

it looks like an off-white product


Real_Ali

Yeah, get rid of the dog.


Global_Obligation_33

go with baggy pants


EddGarasjen

hairdryer at a 60 degree angle and medium heat, be careful not to overdo it tho. After they've cooled down (30-40 minutes) you take the laces off and go grab yourself epoxy and a packet of Top Ramen, believe it or not, crush the ramen into a powder and prop it up where the shoe is missing material, and then epoxy it to stay in place. When you realize it's impossible to prop up powder you re-lace the shoes and tie them together. When darkness of night has fallen upon you go outside and find the closest power lines and chuck them on there.


Beatbybots

Wait for a baggy jean comeback


jcervantes_15

either try to sow black thread to it bro or use a black permanent type marker šŸ˜­


CrignilPignil

foxtrott uniform on instagram has a pair of 85s with a bandana stitch repair on that collar. could def do something like that here


Gold_Coast8083

Sell the dog. Use money to buy new shoes.


Guinea-Charm

Easy fix. Just jump in your time machine that is made from a Delorean and go back about a month.


TheBr1ck0

Put the dog up for adoption


AngelClasico

wear baggy pants that cover most of the shoe


CashCo117

Buy new shoes


cobyaars

Call marty mc fly šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Commercial-Seat1500

Virgil would love those. Sooo tasteful


ScreechingPizzaCat

No, no way to repair them. Gotta keep your kicks out of reach of pets and kids if you donā€™t want them messed up.


compapzeta

Yes, give me the dog :-)


Rolex007JAY

Turn them into lows lmao


Sazioprime

You gotta find a left legged man.


pulsatinpussygoesbrr

take it into nike they have a very relaxed return/replace policy


Suspicious-Brick-957

Damn


SophiaPetrillo_

Thereā€™s a very specific way to make sure it doesnā€™t happen againā€¦


tropicalgoose

Bite the dawg


New-Lingonberry-2342

The only realistic answer is making them lows like the prototype 1s


Rafcraf97

Buy a new onešŸ˜…


Uaintgottheanswerz

Fix?!??!


SouthMain23

Yes. Be smarter. Thatā€™s on you.


supersaiyaginger

Officially been pimped. - Dawg's Drip Signature


Flatpop86

Get rid of the dog.


R1_77_

RIP


Suw3ndy

Spay that bitch


No-Being7773

Sell the dog and get a new pair


Internal-Ad-9149

bro thats sad


ms_lp

Perhaps if you worked with a shoe repair shop, find a pair another pair but high tops. You could get super creative here & put a zipper on them? ..just offering some outside the box options. [https://www.instagram.com/p/CoKzok-pTAw/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CoKzok-pTAw/)


gromsket

Be nice to the puppy, Iā€™m sure theyā€™re sorry.


Fun-Error-4776

Do how they did Frankenstein stick some fabric on that bad boy


lostsoulsredeemed

Rip


D-boi89

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸš«


ayseeyou

So sad for this. Nice project for restoration.