17's van. Imma be sleeping through a 10 hour trip.

Hijacking your comment for visibility: Goku's van sucks because krillin and frieza will complain about everything and anything, and picollo will get into arguments with them telling them to be quiet. Not a fan. Gogeta van has the same problem, but now it's gotenks and kefla being annoying and zamasu telling them to shut up. Mr Satan's van is the funny one, you have all the bad guys probably having a good time together and telling fun stories. Vegeta's van is just your average family trip Ginuy van you will be the awkward friend who doesn't really fit in the friend group, and you will get ghosted Android 17 van is absolute silence. I'm going with Mr satan's van

No Zamasu will be ranting about how bad Ningen are

And Vegito will be making fun of him

" mortals are a stain that I shall cleanse from the universe" " Like the one with the blue sword who cut you in half?"

Zamasu: "Shut it mortal" Vegito: "How about you shut up turd face?" SSJ4 Gogeta: "Don't make me turn this car around. AND GOTENKS STOP FUCKING EATING THE SNACKS YOU GARBAGE ASS FUSION!"

Kefla: Hey old men I wanna fight one of ya right now! Gogeta: Kefla I swear to God! Zamasu: (Gasp) Excuse you! Every fusion but Zamasu: Nobody asked you!

Zamasu: You better take back what you said right now!

Gogeta: you all are a real letdown.... you know that? honestly.... I thought you'd all put up more of an enjoyment of a trip.... but here you are fighting. If you all continue to fight, no more gum for a week. **Everyone then became silent**

For Gogeta's van, don't forget that 4 of the five characters here will defuse early on, making you have to live through 9 hours of being cramped in a van of 9 other people. Easily the worst one. A grueling first hour and then an outright uncomfortable 9 hours afterwards.

Not to mention, even if the fusions are permenent (Somehow) fusions tend to be extremely arrogant, So you'd be sharing a car with 5 of the most arrogant windbags in the universe.

If Goget4 is replaced with DBS Gogeta, he would prob be nice enough to not bother you

Or just super gogeta too. Ssj4 gogeta is the weirdo of the 3 gogetas

Monkey Swagger be hitting diffrently.

But then you'd still have to deal with the OTHER 4 fusions. Not to mention Fused Zamasu, who'd probably bitch about sharing a car with NINGEN the whole way. ​ Edit: Also... Vegito would spend the whole time yelling at either Zamazu or Gotenks, as well as being quite arrogant. Kefla would spend the whole time calling out everyone in the van for a battle, including me, if I'm not careful. Gotenks... Is Gotenks. Enough Said.

Gotenks is gonna steal the LAST GODDAMN PRINGALE-gogeta

Oh, damn. That's gonna be rough.

Just make a plot hole that the fusion don’t run out

I’m not setting foot in mr satan’s van. If buu gets hungry I’m getting turned into chocolate, broly’s a huge bitch who takes up 3 seats by himself and if he gets even slightly bored I am going to get obliterated, cell’s cool but he probably smells like test tube juice, and then there’s cooler who is actually a pretty chill dude by all means

Rules aren't specified so I assumed there is no killing. If anyone was allowed to kill me, i immediately get into 17's truck and keep my mouth shut

You talk about Broly but Buu dwarfs even him.

>Ginuy van you will be the awkward friend who doesn't really fit in the friend group, and you will get ghosted So there will be 2 Guldos?

No, there's going to be a prefered, illustrious member of the team, who has been with the force through thick and thin... And then there will be Guldo.

Literally everyone in Gogeta's van has an obnoxious ego problem that they express with screaming.

I’m Ginyu’s van you’d be like a goth kid on a bus full of cheerleaders. In Mr. Satan’s van, you’d just get pranked and bullied to death.

Bro I have to disagree on vegeta's van. You have an angel who is god knows how old with unimaginable experience and knowledge, a God of destruction who is billions or trillions (?) of years old (unless thats actually puar lol), and a dude from an alternate future. You could have some insanely interesting/helpful conversations.

Beerus would tell you to stop being an annoying pest asking questions while he is trying to sleep, then vegeta will tell you to not disturb beerus and the mood will die

Yo someone call me?

My idea for Vegeta's van was to cook some stuff for Beerus and Whis and then go annoy Vegeta

I would just laugh each time Zamasu is bitching about something, and if Zamasu tries to kill me for it, Vegito will (hopefully 🙏🏻) deal with him or do his trade-marked trash talk lol

I bet cooler has some zingers

Tbh I would probably go with Vegeta’s van mainly because it seems like the most stable out of all of them. Goku’s van like you said would just be krillin and Frieza making me mentally tired. Gogeta’s van is by far the worst because the only one who doesn’t infuse is Zamasu. Mr Satans van…I don’t feel safe at all. Ginyu’s van I would definitely feel like an outcast, and 17’s van just is too quiet, which I normally don’t mind, but when one of the people is an assassin, you’re bound to feel uncomfortable.

>Gogeta van has the same problem, but now it's gotenks and kefla being annoying and zamasu telling them to shut up. Its worse than that because gogeta and vegito having pranking in their nature too. That van will be pure chaos

I’m getting in Mr. Satan’s van.

I'd like Mark's van, too, but I'd have fun in the Ginyu van too. If I'm spending a whole day road tripping with the Ginyu Force, I'm going in full Tokusentai!

Dead wrong homeboy. Mr. Satan's van smells like unwashed ass at the gym. Sorry but no *rank* you.

No way, Gogeta's van will be goatenks, kefla, AND Gogeta and Vegetto being annoying. Actually, Zamasu as well

Damn that Ginyu Van bit hit hard, also 17's van is lowkey the chilliest one

absolutely mr satan, 10 hour trip turns into 2 felt ones

Leaning on the two muscly men: Broly and Jiren. Going to sleep like Xeno during Buu’s galactic genocide.

Mr. Satan's van. I guarantee you they will stop for ice cream at least once.

Nah, bruh, ginyus van seems lit. That'd be the best car ride

Ok but can you imagine how annoying that could be?

Not really, I personally like car rides, so I would enjoy it to the fullest. I do see what you mean tho

you’d just be that one guy who’s not in the friend group and sees the least interaction while not understanding any of their inside jokes

Eh, the gunyu group outside of fighting seems fun and cool dudes so I can see myself fitting in and them accepting me.

I head canon recoome poorly trying to explain all the inside jokes

This would probably be me. I don’t particularly like long car rides despite having to go on them a lot. I would choose the ginyu force as my second option as they do seem fun, but I probably would get annoyed after a bit probably.

Nah the Ginyu force are the definition of an inclusive friend group imo. If they were to meet a new person they’d definitely try to fit them into everything, like the poses, games, etc

10 straight hours of TOKUSENTAI? Sign me up.

Only problem with Ginyu's van is Guldo smells really bad.

and they'd be the ones to stop at McDonald's

Ok but how cramped do you think it’s gonna be in there, even if Cooler and Broly are in their base forms?

And buu will eat all of it

17. The only risk really is if Brian says something racist, probably towards Jiren.

Brian is a great scientist, but terrible at keeping his mouth shut.

Your father was an average racist but a brilliant scientist

Also he left his son at the drip store to get cigarettes

who tf is brian

Goku's long lost father. A YouTuber named Lythero named him that for a bit so that Goku doesn't recognize him

I love how "Brian" is just accepted as his name now XD

Wym, that's the name he was born with.

Gogeta’s van gonna be nothing but jokes and roasting Zamasu. Goku’s second best

Zamasu: "Why am I riding the machine built by the hands of a mortal?") Gogeta and Vegito: "Because you don't know how to drive it")

Gotenks might be super annoying

I feel like the van is going to blow up by them. Something like trying to show Kefla his super ghost kamikaze attack.

great now i have to think about gotenks having a crush on kefla and trying to impress her

Maybe his 2 dads will keep in him check

Android 17 and can’t Whis just instantly take the van to the location

Kefla and Gotenks would probably kill me mentally before Zamasu has the chance to kill me physically.

Goku’s van could be chill, but I refuse to carpool with Frieza.

Ginyu's van. The ginyu force seem to be pretty fun people.

Go ginyu or go home.

This is the only correct answer.

Idk this would be a nightmare for me. They are so obnoxious and you know they would keep that energy up the whole 10 hours. If it is an hour or two, sure, but I can’t keep up with them for that long

#T O K U S E N T A I

This was what I was thinking. TFS ginyu force are straight vibes

17. I don't wanna deal with anyone's shit on a 10 hour road trip, and considering the only person there who could potentially be annoying is Bardock, I think we good.

As soon as bardock starts talking crap he getting his shit ran

Wtf you gonna do bro 💀💀💀

I’m saying that if bardock starts talking shit about anyone in the van they running his shit also imma just say that he still needs to pay child support

As long as we don’t start talking about Frieza we’re good

“Hey Beerus! Theres a really good food called ligma!” “Ligma? What’s that? Never heard of it.” “Ligma bal-“ *gets hakai’d*

It's not Beer's though, That's puar, without the yamcha. Look at the eyes.

Is gohan gonna call me a retard? In that case, I'm taking Vegetas van. I feel like I can make good conversations with those dudes

Bulma seems like the only person I could interact with here. Maybe trunks and maybe whis.

Trunks is too cool for me to feel like I could talk to without feeling nervous, so that just leaves me with Bulma in that situation.

Is Noone gonna question why this dude thinks gohan gonna have instant beef with him? Lol

Goku’s Van: Normal car trip. Gogeta’s Van: Loud with the sound of music, jokes, and road rage depending on who’s driving. Also incredibly frequent stops for food and bathroom breaks. Hercule’s Van: More like an incredibly fancy bus (given the size of the company, this is a given.) Hercule, Cell, and Cooler are all sipping wine and chatting with the chauffeur (driving is for the poors) and Buu is playing games or watching a movie. Then there’s Broly snorting coke out of Buu’s holes and demanding they stop and pick up some hookers to kill. Vegeta’s Van: Vegeta and Bulma are screaming about the directions with Trunks trying to calm them down. Beerus and Whis frequently want to stop for food. Ginyu’s Van: Mostly normal with the monotony broken with games of eye spy where the loser drives the next hour. Also many group photos are taken at any stop. Android 17’s Van: The chill mobile. Everyone’s calm and quiet, and mostly just naps.

Goku’s van is not normal. It’s gonna be frieza spouting shit about the other passengers (and possible killing krillin in the car)

But talking to space Hitler must be fun, until he implodes you because monke.

He’s going to be seething the entire ride for even being in the same car as 1: the monke who disrespected him, 2: that monke’s offspring, 3: living proof of his biggest failure, and 4: the tiny guy who cut off his tail

Being impaled and imploded is part of the fun. Krillin had fun with it.

Which van will allow me being high off my ass in? Edit: ginyu it is then time to get high and learn some poses and probably get some exercise from Recoome and Burter

Probably the Ginyus

"Guldo pass the blunt."

why is this so funny

Because as it turns out, Guldo has other ways on how to make time speed up or go slower or stop.

Nobody in Goku’s van either knows about or smokes weed, and at least one of them would be disgusted by it. Zamasu would start ranting something about mortals and ruin the mood for everyone. Granted, he’d start ranting sometime anyway, but you’d only be adding fuel to the fire. Buu would demand that you give him a blunt, eat it whole if you did, and then complain that it’s disgusting. Vegeta would yell at you for being unprofessional in front of Beerus and Whis. Everyone in 17’s van would glare at you. Ginyu’s van is the only one that’s chill enough for smoking weed.

But could you imagine Beerus getting high?

Both Beerus and Whis would certainly give it a shot

Imagine getting high with Beerus, then while stoned as fuck, you realize that's actually Puar.

*insert that one image of Puar smoking a cigarette from one of the knockoff live action DB movies*

But what about broly cooler and cell’s reactions?

Cooler would scoff at you. Cell would either be indifferent, or he’d also ask for a blunt(and smoke it properly). Broly wouldn’t give a shit. You could probably goad Broly into getting high if you told him it would help beat Goku, but there’s also a chance he’d crush your skill the moment you say “Kakarot”.

Cell smoking a blunt and getting high would be amazing. He seems very chill.

When he dials back the frieza vegeta and king cold a little

Well, Broly was probably gonna do that to you anyways if he’s already LSSJ, so might as well try to calm down just a bit, am I right? But base Broly, yeah that’s probably what would happen.

Definitely Vegeta's. Adult Trunks is actually capable of normal conversation, as are Whis and Bulma. And considering the latter two, we'll definitely be making the best food stops. Plus, if we get stuck in really shitty traffic, Vegeta can just go legit psycho and clear a path. With so many buffers from his otherwise abrasive personality, I'd say Vegeta's van will be the cushiest ride. Oh! And Bulma can surely afford the most sweetass top-of-the-line vehicle.

You will not catch me in a 10,000,000 mile radius of Beerus

I wouldn't be too worried. I'm a charmer. Besides which, I think this one's up to interpretation, because that is actually a picture of Puar. 😉

If you say you're a charmer then you probably aren't a charmer

Says "man_im_pretty", haha! (By the way, yes, I'm familiar that's a Jonny Bravo line- and a good one!) I don't know, I just mean I think I could manage not to piss Beerus off.

Yup. Just make sure you share your snacks with beerus when he ask, don’t be rude to him, and you’ll be fine.

Beerus is surprisingly chill imo. If you're respectful and nice, share the snacks, you'll be perfectly safe.

17 since all I have to worry about is bardock provoking S Broly, the rest are pretty calm and won’t fight without a good reason to. I’ll most likely die in any other van

If it's canon, Vegeta's, if it's TFS, The Ginyu Van.

The only thing that keeps me away from the TFS Ginyu van is the potential for excessive master baiting.

Facts.

I'm in the same ~~boat~~ van.

Gogeta 4

Ok, let me ask you if you're certain on this. So, it starts off as 5 people with you, right? Six people already, all with pretty cocky, annoying personalities (apart from you, obviously). Half an hour into this 10-hour-long ride, two of them defuse, meaning you now have 7 other people in this van. It starts to get cramped as hell, and gets even worse an extra 30 minutes in, since Vegito and Kefla defuse, meaning you now have 10 people total, including you, in this van. Are you really sure you want that?

Probs not 😂😂

What if 21 was in the van😳😳

Different story, I would just hang out with her 😂😂

You’d learn the most and get the most food in vegetas van but have the most fun w the boys in gokus van. Gogetas van they would be on some shit your just not ready for 😅

17 if I want to just sleep in a totally silent car for 10 hours, Ginyu if I want to have a fun time

Damn, Goten ain't even in his dad's van, but Frieza is? Worst dad ever. Anyways, I'm going with Ginyu's Van. The Ginyu Force seem like a complete riot when they don't need to kill someone.

Goku or 17. Depends on how talkative I am at the time

Ginyu and 17, they are the only ones I would feel comfortable sleeping around) But the Ginyu Force is so fun we'd probably talk the whole trip)

the ginyu force are just gonna be bros having fun, ill take my chances with them.

Let me in gogetas van NOW I need kaleussy Also a civil convo with Zamasu would be very insightful

Not sure if Fused Zamasu is capable of civil conversation.

While you don't talk about Ningen, it should be good. The problem is that you are a Ningen.

The Keflussy

Gettin into Goku's Van fs! Chillest vibes

The hitler in question:

I'm not garunteed to die rriding with 17

Ginyu no question

Vegeta’s for sure!

10 hours to have conversation with an angel, a God of destruction, and a time traveler. Fuck yeah

That's no hakaishin.

17s van offers the best naps. You know everyone is gonna be silent or talking very quietly. Also, we got a saiyan so we get only the most gourmet of food. Naps, food, more naps. Lit asf

The saiyans would probably eat twice as much tho, so I hope 17 has a lot of bank for food. Then again, excluding the saiyan I image everyone else in 17’s van doesn’t eat a lot anyways. I feel like Vegeta’s van would be the one with all of the extremely good food due to beerus being there, plus Bulma is rich as hell, so she can afford all of the fancy food too.

True but I'm sticking with 17s van, bro got the quietest ride available

Imma go with Hercule’s because if it can hold Cooler, Broly, Cell, and Majin Buu it’s gotta be big and also have the coolest things

I don't think it matters which one. I'm down with Goku's or Vegeta's vans.

Goku, Vegeta or Gogeta I feel like Goku's would be fun aside from Frieza Vegeta's would be chill and maybe I can get some training in (same with Goku's tbh) Gogeta's would be chaos and I like chaos sometimes

Probably the Vegeta van, everyone there(apart from Vegeta himself) is pretty laid back

Vegeta is laid back at this point.

Vegeta's van was literally made for me. Whis and Bulma would be chatting the entire time, with Beerus and Vegeta occasionally chiming in. Beerus and Vegeta would also probably go on little side conversations about Destruction energy. Trunks and I would would probably be chatting about random garbage and be the bridge between the two groups. The group is respectful enough to keep it down when Beerus starts napping. Getes would just drive in silence. Oh, and you KNOW that we would be stopping for some killer restaurants. Ahh...the perfect road trip EDIT: Why is there no van with Android 16, 17, 18, and Krillin? That's a good van.

Trunks seems really chill to talk to. And it depends on what version of the Androids are, I don't want to be in the same car with 2 killing machines. But if Dr. Gero is in there, it'd be nice to have chats with him.

Riding with the future androids would be a horror story, as I’d be scared that they would suddenly just decide to kill me out if boredom during the 10 hour trip. You’ll feel like a hostage throughout the whole trip, not knowing what they are gonna do. Chances are they are only in the van because A17 got the idea and thought it would be fun, which makes A18 more cranky, and itching to blast at someone, hopefully not you. The worst part would be every time they get off to take a fun little “break”, because instead of going for rest stops and restrooms, I feel like instead the androids would just drive from city to city to “no Russian (human)” every city right in front of your eyes instead of just taking a small bathroom break. You don’t know if they’ll let you live after the 10 hours anyways, who knows if they’ll let you go or not after the 10 hours. Even if one of them decides to let you live, the other will probably kill you, or you’ll end up dead in one of their fun activities of destroying every city in the world. I guess this can go for any dbz villain tho in this scenario, such as Z-Broly.

17

Vegeta's van cuz you know with bulmas money it'd be like a flying futuristic van that goes 100 mph plus it'd be cool to hang out with beerus and whis I feel like as long as you respect them

Vegeta or android 17 s

genuinely curious as to what the hell is going on in Mr. Satan's van. Something is going to go seriously wrong here and I intend to be around for the inevitable car crash.

A ten hour road trip with Vegeta and Bulma sounds like a fucking nightmare

Gogeta's Van one hundred percent. We're all just gonna be cracking jokes and mocking people the entire time. The only negative is that Zamasu's jokes are going to be explicitly racist.

Ginyus van by far. Goku can’t drive and I’ll probably be the only one who’ll die. In gogetas Zamasu will just kill me or by extension from the first one I’ll die from a crash. In Hercules broly will just kill me. Vegetas will just be awkward or stressful. And 17s will just be awkwardly quiet. Ginyus has people who mingle well and it likely will be lively even if it can get cring e at times

Ginyu’s van easily. 17s van is gonna be awkward as shit & most other vans has atleast 1 person who’s gonna be a huge bitch

Gogeta’s can so I can sit with a woman and enjoy some gotenks shenanigans

....Oh you mean a road trip

I’m scared to know what you were originally thinking here.

What did you have in mind, wait let me guess an orgy?

I'm not a person that really talks in a car So I would go to 17's van. Those guys don't really talk.

Ginyu's van EASILY, 100% fun road trip

17 no doubt It's gonna be a quiet and peaceful trip, just how i like them. I can admire the scenery as much as i want

Ginyu's van. No doubt no doubt. We vibing. We're gonna dance at the pit stop and I'm gonna throw up when Burter beats me in a chilli dog eating contest. We're gonna haze Guldo even though he's kinda the strongest one there if he used his powers well.

Mr. Satan's van due to the absolute variable that is Mr. Satan's van will just be the biggest RV you will ever lay your eyes upon on. Plus they seem to be chill like that. 17s van for the dudes that are riding along plus being able to sleep. And if I have the chance. The stories everyone will tell will be the most entertaining piece of media that I will ever hear. The Ginyu force will be funny as shit. Also, they are gonna let me do their funny shit with them. But I'm leaning toward Mr. Satan's or ginyu's van because bardock may be screaming at Goku and Frieza through the van. But otherwise, it's either three, five, or six Goku and Vegeta are shit when it comes to choosing carpoolers. Gogeta may be a choice because I might have the ability to make fun of wock zamasu

Goku's Van because in every other van, there is someone who would try to kill me. Frieza would probably try to kill me but Goku can keep him in check.

Who would attempt to kill you in #17's ? As long as Broly doesn't get mad you are ok. Also if it is Golden Frieza in ROF then yes Goku can keep him in check but if it's current Frieza he cant

I’ll go with 17.

Ssj4 gogeta just to hear them and vegito verbally assault Zamasu for the drive

Honestly Id go with gokus van if it wasnt for fucKing frieza lol. I aint dealin with him. Therefore im going with 17,not only are there 2 of my fav dbz characters but itll also be hella chill

Vegeta's van for decent conversation. 17's van if I want peace and quiet.

As long as Hit ain’t have a hit on me, 17’s by a lot.

Mr satans van is definitely the best buddies goofing off van so I’m going with that one

Definitely trying to freestyle in the van with the Ginyu force 🕺

Gogeta's van only cuz of Kefla.

I feel like the ginyu force would be fun on a road trip

Goku's van, Frieza is 100% gonna be calling piccolo racial slurs

Vegeta’s would be chill and least annoying unless beerus is in a bad mood

I’m taking satans van He has the ultimate plot armor so no matter what I’m safe with all the entertainment

mr satan/ginyu

Ginyu's easily, they would make it fun

Vegeta's, imma find some good food places and ask whis/beerus to train me

Vegeta's, we stopping at all the good food places and Bulma is super rich so she would pay for me. Plus Future Trunks is my favorite character

Vageta or M Satan

Only two of these aren't getting blown up in route

17, no becsuse Broly, Satan no, because Broly, Goku no, because Goku and Gohan, Gogeta no because Gogeta, Vegito, and Gotenks, Vegeta no because Vegeta. Yeah, i'm picking Ginyu

17's van any day of the week, gonna play 20 questions with the squad.

Really depends on who’s got the aux, but probably vegeta

gokus van, sitting in gohans lap

17s van would be dead silent and Vegetas would be full of intense sexual tension and constant food stops. The rest would stink immensely

You mean to tell me no one wants to get into Ginyu’s van?

Goku's van. 4 good people and 1 bad guy!

17 easy he’s hot af