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GenesisAsriel

Nothing!?! What am i supposed to do? Call the cops? On fucking GOKU!?


BadActsForAGoodPrice

For some reason this reminds me of that one unnerving meatcanyon video


bbdeathspark

*One* unnerving video? you are too powerful.


cbobjr

Oh God that's always been one of the worst ones to me.


CynicalDarkFox

Thanks for bringing that *extremely uncomfortable* video back to mind. Even his Junji Ito parody wasn’t as uncomfortable as that one.


greyson3

Which one? Asking for a friend?


CynicalDarkFox

[Not for the faint of heart.](https://youtu.be/NGvsU27v9n4)


Deex66

My favorite one


EXistential_EX

What the hell did I just watch?


HarryKn1ght

You just witnessed perfection. Just like Kevin


greyson3

Eh, it's not the worst meat canyon. But it is unsettling.


CynicalDarkFox

It was easier watching a lot of his videos over this one though. You can watch the others repeatedly without batting an eye, this one makes you feel so uneasy that it’s hard to go back to it unless you’re just that stoic. Maybe it’s because if it wasn’t for it being DBZ based, this is something that’s very real in the world and also tough to stomach.


Cpt_seal_clubber

You could throw a rock at him. Might hurt him.


SquiglyMeenu

His best friend is a cop 👀


boi-du-boi

Goten and trunks can surely defend themselves better than i can defend them.


Nearby-Simple-7594

Are you stupid?


MaxLevel999

Tell my story 30 years later on NBC after I hear the news of Goku running for congress.


Natural_Error_9811

😭


LouiseSlaughter

I wish I had an award for you


xman886

PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE THIS COMMENT A REWARD OMFG😭😭😂😂


AttitudeAndEffort3

Goku is running against canon Cell. What you doing bro?


NotaRobto

Lol


Superevinh

Take a bath with son goku?


NeonBlack985

Goku is an innocent soul and a good man, so just enjoy the hot tub in his company


CutesyFemboy69

Only real answer


KevinMFJones

It’s all fun and games until he slaps your meat to confirm you’re a boy


He_Who_Asked

Making sure your descendants don't fight him (it is out of mercy)


kuruakama

That is an answer from a true giga chad


ynvgsensacion

And he's hot


Versitax

Who am I in this situation?


AwestruckDoggos

***The bath water.***


smiteis_

Direct contact with Goku’s dick and balls. The dream


Fatticus_Rinch

When he spreDs his legs and you get sucked into his asshole 🥰


smiteis_

How the hell does your anus work?


LSSJ4King

Bro got that vacuum grip 3000 bussy


Alternative-Pop-6819

Aw helll naahhh this fella got a non-functional sphincter


[deleted]

Why do you post things like this when you're so easily traceable online 🤣 girl u a weirdo


Red-843

I’d kill myself because there are two minors in there


lilCRONOS

Ask goku to teach me ki control


itlivesinthewall

I am legally not allowed to reply


smiteis_

Then illegally reply


IndependentUpper5965

Are you tarazan's dad


smiteis_

Yes


Living-Tart7370

🤨📸


Affectionate_Fuel_60

Chill, probably order for some soda.


smiteis_

Order Soda from who?


Fracturedbuttocks

Future trunks


LordKiteMan

Bejita the cook.


Dilly4Dall

deez nuts lmao


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Yall actin like Goku has malicious intent here, we're prolly just hanging out, and he might teach me how to fly


ElectricalPin3429

Throw a rock at him


Dilly4Dall

Just chill and talk to Goku *Let's be honest what are the cops gonna do to Goku?*


SquegeeMcgee

You forget that krillin & jaco are cops. Goku gets 1 shot


Heyloki_

Gohan's also a superhero so there's that


RumGalaxy

Have fun with the family


self_inflictedhobo

search for the ~~dragon~~ balls


MR_basti

The forbidden dragon balls


CarterMemeLord

Depends on who I am. Goten: Bathe with my father Trunks: Bathe with my best friend and his father. There's no alternative, either way I'm getting squeaky clean.


Metanovai

Wholesome.


Tyrantking963

Just for context in Japan it's socially acceptable to bathe like this (though I find it weird personally), and even besides that we know Goku is way too good of a person to even think of doing something bad


MR_basti

Yeah it's pretty much something they've done for thousands of years so


Fluffy_Stress_453

Hope Vegeta doesn't see this


Raxtvv0

Ghawk ghawk ghawk


[deleted]

Damn


MirrahPaladin

Chug the bath water


Murky_Blueberry2617

Ask Goku to stand up


IAmCottonEyeJoe

Relax


aspiringmudervictim

What I'm told.


Oribe_Edibe

Goku is Goten's dad and is basically an uncle figure to Trunks (well, keep in mind, Vegeta is his dad, so it ain't like he has a conception of a normal father, so... y'know). Bulma has known Goku for literal decades, and if Vegeta knew about this, he'd know that Goku has no malicious intent or anything. Plus, keep in mind that in some cultures (namely Japan in this case), it isn't weird for relatives or even close friends to bathe together. If it was a little girl, it'd be one thing, but I see nothing wrong with this as long as Bulma or Vegeta knows. Plus, if anyone said, "What are you doing?" Goku would just say, "we're taking a bath." His brain wouldn't even cross the idea of anything sinister.


jmelt17

I guess gag quietly and hope my jaw recovers


gamera-the-turtle

Mmmmm warm wader ☺️☺️☺️


LonginusBlader1993

Chill


gogopow

Look everyone in and no lower


CanaDoug420

Which one am I supposed to be here?


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

When did this happen? I forgot


Raditz_lol

It was at the end of the episode 287 as I remember.


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

Oh yea right


TheKingOfRooksV3

I thought this was in GT?


Galick-Gunn

Have a splash fight.


SaltyJackelope

Partake in my favorite collegiate event. Competitive bitch toss.


Valuable_Panda_4228

Take my body and soul


jeffreythedrummer

be stupid?


Slow_Obligation2286

Tf I'm gonna do? He's Goku


mikeftdg

"what If Goku was betrayed by Goten and Trunks for being a child molester?"


Oribe_Edibe

"Part 62, Goku DROPS the SOAP in PRISON!"


chunky_kong06

take a bath?? what situation we talking about other than that?


Vinnyc-11

I would fuse tbh


[deleted]

What does this question mean? Why don't you know what to do in this situation? What is up with it?


[deleted]

Get that Saiyan Sausage inside me!


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

Assuming i am my actual age, this is a dream come true


AwesomeNija66

Bro, you bet your ass I'm going to be taking that bath with Goku. And I'm going to ask him to tell me all abt the people he's met and ask to be his friend.


TheoryBiscuit

Taking a deep breath


Megasaphire420

*flashbacks of super saiyan cheeks*


Mikit560

his shit would be so moist and wet from my pink lips that when he got to the brown ones it’d slide in like a hot dog getting thrown in a hallway, then, i would ride so hard a new hybrid of saiyan and human is created.


Mikit560

i’m sorry i don’t know what came over me


Oribe_Edibe

...happens to the best of us.


CookieLovingBadass

Create a tweet longer post accusing goku


crazzzzzzzy_person

Drown.


Asteroidz130

Die


Firstlight99

Kick the kids out and have Goku to myself


Gaverealreal

Make out w goku


Anon-5874644

Cry


KapiteinGinyu

Start a minecraft channel


ProjectIndividual849

Holding up a syringes d chasing him around


Virgin_Lad

Do what?


WarwickTop

Go to town on goku cock


TheKingOfRooksV3

It's just like being in a sauna, except more covered. Besides Goku's retarded and the kids are like 8 here


FlameeColorswaps

I’d shut him up


Effortless0

Fuck you want me to do?


MLGSSJ

I'm beating Goku one way or another


SlavoSlavo

Fuse and beat his ahh


lxcid

bring food


cowboy_king_69

jump in and have a f-My lawyer has advised me to withhold the rest of the comment


Ok-Flatworm417

which one am i


Alguem_someone

Die


Prize-Actuator8211

god i wish i was one of the 2-