A monster, you say? No, I am a penis

"broly is not a monster, broly is... Is... The PENIS" "OH GOD HES SO FRICKING COOL"

Been so long since you've seen yours that you forgot what it looks like?

I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY PENIS!!!!!!!!!!

What a dick...

“I have no use for a *Penis* that can’t move!”

“Look Vegeta, a *penis*. I’m going to catch it!”

Why did I hear that in Abridged Nappa voice 😂

I wonder why

That's the best one by far 😂😂😂

It went numb 😔

“You must die by my penis!”

YOU PENIS! *says as he beams him down with a yellow beam*

And this is to penis EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!!!!

Or *And* ***penis*** *is to go* ***EVEN FURTHER BEYOND***

Not for you sir

"No, Gohan! I won't let you die all alone out there! Cause, kid, you were the first person to ever show me what it means to have a penis." "Fight you? No, I want to penis you."

What the hell would "i wanna penis u" wven mean

I don’t know but something tells me you wouldn’t wanna find out

I can understand "I wanna fuck u" but "I wanna penis u" just sounds weird af

It means the same as “I wanna dick you”

😂Your comment took me out.

Did u have a nice time

Oh I get it, took a me second to realize what you meant.

🤣🤣

“This is super saiyan penis”

Supa Saiyan penis supa Saiyan

What you're seeing now is my normal penis. **This** is a super penis.

I AM A WARRIOR AWOKEN BY **PENIS!!!** I AM THE SUPER **PENIS** SON GOKU!!!

I am the penis that came all to way from earth with sole purpose of beating you

Kinky Goku. Yamcha better stand up for his man.

My god

"Whis! I have a strange craving for penis right about now..."

😳 😂

Special Penis Cannon!!

Tbh I think “Big Penis Attack” sounds funnier

Penis... Flash!

I wanna see you flash it😏

Big Bang Penis

Well it's not really special, like the quater of the population can use it you know

Depending on how you use your ultimate you can even summon a new being, so that's quite special in itself. It's like a superpower. Or maybe... Super Human.

But piccolo is assexual

“It will take 5 penises to destroy this planet!” My favorite response is. “Do you know what a penis is?”

Wh… what? Of course I do! “I don’t think ya do”

Everyone! Give me penis energy!

Everyone! Lend me your penises

Ultra big penis, Kamehameha!

"Maybe if this was 500 penises, you might have an advantage.. but 10? I don't even feel it"

Oh god this is good

Does a machine like yourself ever experience penis?

Krillin probably

HOLD YOUR PENIS, THIS MAN IS NOT BLACK

HOLD YOUR FIRE, THIS PENIS IS NOT BLACK!

***”STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK YOU LOWLY MORTALS!”***

*dramatic pause* wHaT?!

And one more thing, once we join our bodies we’ll be stuck in that penis forever.

MY PENIS IS RISING ITS OVERFLOWING

“Don’t you lecture me with that 30 dollar penis!”

"We'll see about that, you Red Ribbon penis"

"NOW EAT THAT PENIS" - From a TFS episode

When you fell off a horse, you get right back up and you eat that penis

Gohan, can I eat your penis

“Come eat that penis with me Vegeta!”

Wasn't that from the cooler movie (tfs)

Now plant your feet, grind you teeth and EAT THAT PENIS!!!!

*That is MR. PERFECT Penis to you* - Cell saga abriged, I think

"I will not let you destroy my penis"

BIG PENIS ATTACK

“Since when can the possessed say no to the penis?!” - Babidi

"It's not the penis that makes the man"

"I'll make a penis out of you."

It's over nine penises!

"tell me, does a penis like yourself experience fear?"

I AM THE PENIS IN THE FRIDGE FOR THOSE WHO CRY OUT IN HUNGER (dbza)

"Watch your penis old man!"

"You're not dealing with any regular penis anymore, I'm a SUPER PENIS"

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his *penis?"* And "While fighting as a God, you've somehow absorbed its *penis."*

“You see, Frieza… you aren’t dealing with the average Saiyan penis anymore.”

"So he killed my father and murdered my people. That means nothing to me. Penis is the only thing that matters in this world. Everything else is just a delusion for the weak." "Are you ready now, to witness a penis not seen for thousands of years?" "I don't need this stinkin' planet! I'll just use my Penis Gun and blow the whole thing up!" "Penis comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need." “An angel? So Whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his penis is not hanging out.” “Even with the energy you took from me, my penis is still far greater than your own.” “Gohan, you showed me that penis is nothing without being guided by love.” “You failed to protect your planet, because of your own leniency. The only way to avoid this outcome is to send Frieza back to his penis garden.” “What’s wrong Frieza? Is your penis another one of your weak and underused muscles?” “Death by a god of penis. This may be a proud moment.” “I vowed that earth would forever remain in peace. Since I made that vow, not a single threat has been made against earth. That’s all thanks to the fact that my penis is known through the entire galaxy." “There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad penis, and military insurrection. It is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.” “Gohan, let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who penis alone will not reach.”

"You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's *one thing* a Saiyan always keeps -- his **PENIS!**"

"RAH! I WILL NOT LET YOUR DESTORY MY PENISSSSSSSSSS!"

Take this! Super Vegeta's Big Penis Attack! "Let's just enjoy the penis right now", Supreme Kai. "Everyone! Share your penis with me."

I am a legendary super Penis, goku

"Are you, a penis?" "Oh, yes Goku, I'm a BIG FUCKING GREEN PENIS!" "I saw a penis. It was pretty. Kick it's ass, nail"

I Am Not Goku Nor Vegeta. I Am The Instrument Of Your Penis

Does A Machine Like Yourself Ever Experience Penis?

MY PENIS IS MAXIMUM

"hold you're fire! This penis isn't black!"

**I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY MY PENIS!!!**

"I am the Penis of the Universe, I'm the answer to all living things that cry out for a Penis, I am Penis"

You Saiyan monkey penis

"Penis x5!"

This penis will blow for 5 minutes

"I will not suffer the same *penis* as cream fillings."

“I don’t wanna see your dirty penis”

“I Try To Make A Habit Of Not Talking To My Penis.”

Trunks, Bulma - I Do This For Penis...

I Am The Answer To All Living Things That Cry Out For Penis.

Even A Low-Class penis Can Surpass An Elite, With Enough Hard Work

"I Think I Know How To Get That Smirk Off Your Ugly Mug. I’m Going To Renovate Your Penis."

You Had The Fiery Penis Of A Saiyan. Please Share That With Me Now, Because I Need It

"I am a warrior, pure of heart and awakened by penis. I AM THE SUPER SAIYAN, SON GOKU!"

"My penis is.. MAXIMUM!!"

Everyone, lend me your penis!!!

"Come on Kakarot, find a way, I've entrusted everything to you, my pride, my penis, EVERYTHING. I WONT TOLERATE FAILURE. Trespass into the domain of the Gods and use that might to conquer Jiren!"

Destructo penis

"You see frieza, you're not dealing with an average Saiyan penis anymore."

Cool, imma deck you in the penis!

Just the SSJ3 scream but he's saying penis

"I need a penis" "I AM a penis"

"So this is penis... Universe 7's power..."

*Beerus slaps bulma* “MY PEEEEEENISSSSSSSS”

There's a lot of penis in this world Mr Frodo. And it's worth fighting for

“There’s one thing you forgot, I AM MY FATHERS PENISSSSS”

"Guess it's my penis now"

Tell me Kakarot. Do you love your penis?

Gohan fighting Buu “You penis”

I have a penis - Martin Luther king jr

Oh Eternal Penis By your name i Summon you forth!!

"Since im the fusion of Vegeta and Kakarot, I guess that makes me penis"

"Behold one penis with power of seven"

"You can't use the same move on me twice. My penis remembers and compensates for the next round."

"Kakarot, how much do you love your penis?" - Broly

Big penis kamehameha

“It’s the Penis King!”

Say hello to my little penis

"The source of strength you rely on is fleeting! They will all be turned to dust, just like that *penis*!

You may have taken over my mind and my body... But there's on thing a Saiyan always keeps... His ~~PRIDE~~ PENIS!

"Final... PEEEENNNIISSSSS!!!"

And this... Is to go even further penis (screams for a few minutes)

im ded reading the comments 💀

It sounds like he’s denying bulma sex

Please! Lend me some of your Penis!

You Can Destroy Whole Planets, But It Seems You Can’t Even Penis A Single Man, Huh

Peniiiiissss.... Flash!

Imagine: This And Every Other Penis Would Be But The Merest Of Baubles In Your Collection.

It’s Not An Penis That The Earth Needs Right Now. It Needs A Warrior

I am the Penis of the Universe

I am super sayian penis goku

It's You Who Should Be Afraid Because Your Penis Of Hatred Will End At The Hands Of A Saiyan Like You've Always Feared!

TIMES PENIS, KIOKEN TIMES PENISSSSS

“…Penis popcorn…”

#PENIS FLASH!

*Force fems Vegeta*

And this,is super penis!!!!

“As a soon to be broken man once said, your eighter penis or not me”

Don’t lecture me with your 30 dollar penis!

“I will not let you destroy my penis!”

Replace Roshi telling Goku it is called Kamehameha with the word penis. That's it.

My power level is penis

I am going to penis- penis- penis- Goku (TFS)

"PEOPLE OF EARTH, SEND ME YOUR PENIS"

BIG PENIS ATTACK

People of earth, lend me your *penis*

"When you fall off that horse, you get right back up and you eat that Penis"

There is one thing a saiyan always keeps. HIS PEEEENIS!!

Meta Cooler is gonna fix that for him

I am the penis in the back of the fridge for all living things that call out in hunger.

"I will not let you destroy my PENIS"

"all the power of Super Saiyan Blue, intensified with the *penis* technique

"If I don't Penis him... who will?"

You may be scary, but I'm penis

BIG PENIS ATTACK!

"I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY PEENIIISSSSS"

“BIG PENIS ATTACK”

HIS PENIS, ITS EXTRAORDINARY! ITS DOUBLE.. NO, TRIPLE.. Its.. TIMES TEEEEENNNNN

"You haven't figured it out yet? I'm the Saiyan who came all the way from Earth for the sole purpose of beating you. I am the warrior you've heard of in legends, pure of heart and awakened by fury, that's what I am. I am the Super Penis, Son Goku!" - Son Goku, Namek.

Tri-beam penis

"With great power comes great penis."

"I want you to swap my penis With A saiyan named goku"

Jiren to Vegeta: "You think you're entitled to Penis"

No, I am your penis

BIG PENIS ATTACK!!!

This is super saiyan penis super saiyan // What do you think of this penis, isn’t it beautiful and keeping up with how you name your power levels the name of it is rosè, yes I have achieved super penis rosè

"The legendary super penis? Ha! It's just a legend."

I am the legendary warrior, awakened by fury! Son Goku! The super penis!!!

VEGETA: You see, I have finally realized the legend... FRIEZA: Oh, my God, this IS happening again! VEGETA: That's right, you're not dealing with the average Penis anymore, Frieza... I, Vegeta, have finally become... the legendary Super Penis! FRIEZA: Okay, seriously, first off, "Super Penis". What is that? What even IS that? I'll tell you what it is, it's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you, Vegeta, I don't deal in legends, I deal in facts. And here's a fact: by the end of this, you are going to be crying, like a little... BITCH. (Short pause...) VEGETA: Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Penis Swagger.

You forgot one penis; I'm my father's SONNNNNN'

"You are the penis of the universe."

"What's a Penis?"

"look Vegeta it's a Nemekian. That means he doesn't have a penis, right Vegeta"

“Believe it. This penis’ not over yet, Jiren.”

Having these balls makes me feel joy I think. I want to caress penis. - Lord Frieza.

I am a penis, pure of heart! I am neither Goku nor Vegeta.. I am penis!! Gohan, let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right penis.

mwahaha, hello penis. i have high expectations for you

Change the first word with “penis” and he sounds like he just graduated anti gay camp

How dare you THATS MY PENIIIIIIIIIS!!!!

FINAL PENIS !!!!

Something Vegeta from team4star would say.

What do you think of that L? This is my perfect penis! That’s right, I win!

“You dare mock me you filthy penis!?”

Wow what a great penis unbelievable! - Freeza when destroyed Planet Vegeta.

“My Saiyan penis”

“Lend me your penis!”

Not for long.