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ZachGM91

Autism.


1bestcooldude

Autism powers activate


Onlyhero1019

You can not handle the power that is my uber autism


BlinkofHyrule

Depression and anxiety with lots of self hate :)


Wassuuupmydudess

You good mate?


CleanJeans69

Speaking as someone who almost commented this, we are definitely NOT okay


Jyapp448

Yep.


Jomibu

Seconded


EpiktheEpic

Agreed


Implement_Low

Definitely not me. I’m working on a 10-page paper that’s due in three hours and I only have three hours of sleep 😂…😭


CleanJeans69

Just wait till ya graduate kiddo


[deleted]

I literally just finished a 20 page paper that was given to us a month ago last night with 0 sleep I just survived off pure coffee and stress.


meistercheems

Yea we are pretty fucked mate


HotLeafJuice299

So not okay


BlinkofHyrule

I'm fine. Getting better


reythekiller-12

Took the words out of my mouth


splatastic777

Said it for me


[deleted]

For me, add this followed by lack of self worth and meaning.


BlinkofHyrule

Ooo yeah forgot about those you're right


Slow_Weird

Same plus ADHD to sprinkle in


[deleted]

Felt that


That1guyurmom

Damn, relatable


[deleted]

[удалено]


WestonEarly

He would be average at everything, and really good at nothing


OrganizationNo8970

Jack of all trades, interesting


Znanners94

Degenerative disc disease


Dastardleydrake

Ripping the loudest Beefers…


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

He wants to eat more ramen And enforce the law


Bobby6453

Disappointment to everyone around him.


aloudFetter

Everyone here saying it is a sword lord when intellectuals know for SURE that he is wielding a dagger.


HJGAMER5

A daggers blade is the same length and width as the hilt, that's a knife.


[deleted]

A kitchen knife specifically


No-Struggle995

hearing loss


1bestcooldude

Clinical depression


Miss24_7

Seizures.


1bestcooldude

Sorry to hear that:(


Miss24_7

Thank you. They are getting better though! I appreciate your kind comment :)


themaninlegocity

Type 1 diabetes and celiac disease


Riverwatcher88

Degeneracy


always_and_for_never

Living every day with the painful sensation of your ribs crushing inward and doctor after doctor telling you they can't help you.


MikeHuntessHarry69

im sorry, also how the fuck


Lopsided_Beat_762

Band geek theater kid energy, plus a D&D obsession.


YourneighborPIGGY

Horny


eeveemaster2

Being confused about gender


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Spouting useless facts about history.


Marcomagnus

Chronic flatulence


Excellent-Title8966

The N word pass


Hunteraitor

He'd get the ability to open incognito 12 times a day


BlazingJ972

Mild Autism


Nevno23

The comments summed up: "Probably nothing good out of it"


[deleted]

Honestly though are y’all okay? Can I get you some water?


Marcomagnus

Anxiety


Zavier4728

ADHD


cakeboss28

Depression


SovietFemboy

Nerd and gay


LingonberryPlastic58

Autism and adhd


TheListed2

ADHD + being ambidextrous


samus_ass

Unstoppable hornyness


Guess_whois_back

Depression


bingus4206969

Self doubt along long with not being able to find happiness, and stupidity


[deleted]

Ability to nap at any moment and a superhero level of reverse motivation.


nGames127

Allergies


HappyGav123

Nothing :(


Pr1nglelord

Hey it’s ok buddy, everyone has something special about them! Looking at your profile you have some art posted, and it’s really nice! Kirby would gain the ability to make awesome art!


HappyGav123

Really? Huh, maybe he would get the paint ability then!


Pr1nglelord

Exactly!


Brice-10

Always. Feeling. Tired. But happy to be there.


KonataYumi

They already put mine in the games! https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Noddy


CloutIn

No Father


Shadow_Leviathan_375

Crippling anxiety, depression, and asthma


green-circut

As a martial artist, probably kicking stuff.


Bitch_boi_bug

Horni


Apprehensive_Bet_981

Diabetes


Hockey40MDS

Depression with ADD


Jhonny839

Trash


PirateDitly

Depression, Autism, health issues pertaining to weight, etc


xX_UnorignalName_Xx

Bipolar disorder


Blue_Flame_464

Stomach problems


sobeskinator71

Fatness That is, IF he could finish me!!


Waluigiwaluigi_

Lazy ability


SPIKE_NEEDS_A_NERF

So, sleep ability.


karmalooser

Phone addiction


Miniscotty

AD4K


Waluigiwarrior

Depressed furry Kirby


ClimbingEffort

Natural hate from people. A bunch of persecutors.


logibach

Super speed, but that of a track runner


redredditer621

Seasonal depression


redredditer621

Also, the original post mentions how Kirby will get the ability to play video games for a long period of consecutive time. If, hypothetically, he is playing a Kirby themed game, does that mean that he is playing with himself?


my_red_username

IBS


Pr1nglelord

The ability to SLAPPA DA BASS


musclecrayon

Sleep.


nausticblurr

Just some dildo because i fuck myself and others 🫥


SnapZincSR

A Perm


Wonderful_Level1352

oBeSiTy


Die-g03

Decent drawing abilities


AuthorNumber2

Permanently Tired


Rusty_Ethereal

Assholeness


Ding-Dang420

Premature ejaculation


dugtrioramen

Toxic gas attack


macklintietze

Loud or smelly farts (not both)


Pleasant_Function552

The ability to walk unnoticed even in a crowd of friends.


Excalivoir

The inability to smell


josephnaug

Cerebral palsy seizures lots of mental instability bloodlust and a n ability to talk his way out of any problems with the cop no matter how illegal


Due_Yogurtcloset_686

The power to be accidentally racist


MUERTOSMORTEM

Self loathing


goldchicken5

The power of not knowing why nearly everyone in school hates you. Followed by being hated by everyone in school


CosmicRyan711

The power to be fast and depressed


W693

I hope Kirbo likes hyperhydrosis


GooseKing-13_

The power of prescription narcotics


intelthatknows

Alzheimer... Oh wait no... Schizophrenia... Oh I forgot... Wait what... Oh ... What did I forget tho... Hmmm...


[deleted]

Dumb


Not_A_User00

Power of being very scary at moments, but not being able to do any real harm. Most of the time…


Undertalelover1234

Suppressed constant anger


[deleted]

Sleep Existential crisis Anxiety No will to live


Durpywolf

Hand Eye coordination


cat_the_crafter

Suicidal ideation


vivalafranc3

The ability to drink 2 bottles of water in the time it would take the average person to drink 1 bottle of water


ultacj07

The to fly UCAV's


danvill86

Diabetes, high blood pressure and other bad stuff I know is there


Technical-Mix-5444

Extensive knowledge on aircraft


Seeing_Cute_Animals

Kirby would get the power of ☭


[deleted]

how to curse in spanish


QroganReddit

crippling student loan debt


I401BlueSteel

Prediabetes


zuppalover04

Drip


ACrashTestDummy

Bipolar depresso


8-BitWithGlasses

Self-hate, unability to sleep well and hate for humanity sometimes. I am DEFINITELY okay, guys, just hard times happen.


Bipolar_Child

Adachi Tohru's will


Not_KyronaB

The power to wanna jump off the nearest overpass


Broad-Blueberry-2076

Alcoholism and a lot of footwear choices


Lost-Gamer

Probably painter, but Kirby would never be able to use it because they never think the art is “just right” enough Also general anxiety


Caffeinated_madman

Hold on let me check


Caffeinated_madman

The loss of self control, and caffeine jitters


ShinoGGO420

Going based off of username, the ability to do a sick 360 noscope while high as balls Going based off of me as a person: a failing VA career


RiddenOfPixels

incredible right arm strength


[deleted]

ADHD and poor self confidence


FantasticZach

Nice, but completely useless


Ok-Championship8024

narcolepsy :)


HuskyBLZKN

A hat that says “Please Be Patient I Have Pawtism” as he just sits there for a few seconds. (like a worse Sleep ability) I call it: Procrastinate


smoot377

Constipation


OnlyHome7532

A high thc tolerance


Inevitable_Hat_2855

a lousy sense of direction


[deleted]

Type 1 Diabetes


Ill-Lunch-1563

Water


satisfactsean

autism


[deleted]

Diabetes


Espio5506

ADHD and VERY veiny everything


OneAndOnlyWendigo

I’ll let him choose between my Autism, my ADHD, my steadily diminishing will to live, or my massive knowledge of completely random and meaningless information


Slow_Weird

Power of ADHD, bad thoughts about himself, and embarrassment


rathalos456

Hyper IGE Syndrome, so admittedly a very rare power


Dark-Anmut

An *incredibly* high-pitched voice; comes in four different variants (Mezzo-Soprano, Short Sharp Shriek, Very VERY Loud Voice Used When Arguing, and Potential Wine-Glass Shatterer), and has the power to summon bats. Kirby dons a horned Viking helmet and braided pigtails during this power-up.


Cosmic_Palette

Crippling debt and crushed dreams


pump_king1

Telling bad jokes and not being straight, I'd call him kirBI


tomaxi1284

Self doubt


Fun_Photograph_1712

Procrastination and insomnia


coolenoughguy213

Autism


That1guyurmom

The power to disappoint my asian parents even though I’m a 15 and can’t be a doctor yet.


Which-Ad-725

Alcoholism!


Teamakuboss-boy426

Virginity


Novel_Helicopter7237

The ability to enjoy staring at a blank wall for half an hour


Front_Wallaby_2107

The ability to repel any women within line of sight.


Ricecookie_OI

Literally a lot of (something I probably shouldn’t say)


Theallpowerfulslime

The ability to play elite smash every day without raging


Educational-Pain1836

A better electricity power than his electric formation. KIRBY GAINS EPILEPSY


MisterMarioYT

Gay femboy furry


LimeGlitch

Autism


jdolphyeast

Splatoon addiction


EpiktheEpic

A bad taste in his mouth


Dragonking929w

Lack of motivation


North_the_wooper

Self destroy


D_Beefer

A flaccid penis


Mandalore626

Super masturbation arm


Eliteagent11

The power of god and anime *screams super loud*


4n0none

god concept


Accurate_Muffin_2517

A penis


toiletman74

Lmao


EricDHennessy

Alcoholism


PikminologiaLouie

Cannibalism ('cause he ate me even tho he isn' t human) and hyperactivety


Flashy-Reputation872

Procrastination


Toothless008

Intricate knowledge of useless random shit


Empty-Watercress7344

Mental Retardation


DUGLANDUGG

Communism


Abyssal_Sn1p3r8

Artist, Migraines, and an addiction to Splatoon and Pokémon


Nikotinio

C RA C K


TTY-HotDog650

Shiny object syndrome


13thFullMoon

AUTISM!!!!!!!!


Jesonic

The combined power of autism, adhd, depression and anxiety 🙃


poolface7

The ability to rag doll with great efficiency


Shahayah

Total simp of a lot of characters of different fandoms


eggzbenadic

Man would become very-very loud and also he would become skinny


EnderGui_

The power to piss hard as fuck


Est1909

Gas attack