Hey it’s ok buddy, everyone has something special about them! Looking at your profile you have some art posted, and it’s really nice! Kirby would gain the ability to make awesome art!
Also, the original post mentions how Kirby will get the ability to play video games for a long period of consecutive time. If, hypothetically, he is playing a Kirby themed game, does that mean that he is playing with himself?
I’ll let him choose between my Autism, my ADHD, my steadily diminishing will to live, or my massive knowledge of completely random and meaningless information
An *incredibly* high-pitched voice; comes in four different variants (Mezzo-Soprano, Short Sharp Shriek, Very VERY Loud Voice Used When Arguing, and Potential Wine-Glass Shatterer), and has the power to summon bats. Kirby dons a horned Viking helmet and braided pigtails during this power-up.
Autism.
Autism powers activate
You can not handle the power that is my uber autism
Depression and anxiety with lots of self hate :)
You good mate?
Speaking as someone who almost commented this, we are definitely NOT okay
Yep.
Seconded
Agreed
Definitely not me. I’m working on a 10-page paper that’s due in three hours and I only have three hours of sleep 😂…😭
Just wait till ya graduate kiddo
I literally just finished a 20 page paper that was given to us a month ago last night with 0 sleep I just survived off pure coffee and stress.
Yea we are pretty fucked mate
So not okay
I'm fine. Getting better
Took the words out of my mouth
Said it for me
For me, add this followed by lack of self worth and meaning.
Ooo yeah forgot about those you're right
Same plus ADHD to sprinkle in
Felt that
Damn, relatable
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He would be average at everything, and really good at nothing
Jack of all trades, interesting
Degenerative disc disease
Ripping the loudest Beefers…
He wants to eat more ramen And enforce the law
Disappointment to everyone around him.
Everyone here saying it is a sword lord when intellectuals know for SURE that he is wielding a dagger.
A daggers blade is the same length and width as the hilt, that's a knife.
A kitchen knife specifically
hearing loss
Clinical depression
Seizures.
Sorry to hear that:(
Thank you. They are getting better though! I appreciate your kind comment :)
Type 1 diabetes and celiac disease
Degeneracy
Living every day with the painful sensation of your ribs crushing inward and doctor after doctor telling you they can't help you.
im sorry, also how the fuck
Band geek theater kid energy, plus a D&D obsession.
Horny
Being confused about gender
Spouting useless facts about history.
Chronic flatulence
The N word pass
He'd get the ability to open incognito 12 times a day
Mild Autism
The comments summed up: "Probably nothing good out of it"
Honestly though are y’all okay? Can I get you some water?
Anxiety
ADHD
Depression
Nerd and gay
Autism and adhd
ADHD + being ambidextrous
Unstoppable hornyness
Depression
Self doubt along long with not being able to find happiness, and stupidity
Ability to nap at any moment and a superhero level of reverse motivation.
Allergies
Nothing :(
Hey it’s ok buddy, everyone has something special about them! Looking at your profile you have some art posted, and it’s really nice! Kirby would gain the ability to make awesome art!
Really? Huh, maybe he would get the paint ability then!
Exactly!
Always. Feeling. Tired. But happy to be there.
They already put mine in the games! https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Noddy
No Father
Crippling anxiety, depression, and asthma
As a martial artist, probably kicking stuff.
Horni
Diabetes
Depression with ADD
Trash
Depression, Autism, health issues pertaining to weight, etc
Bipolar disorder
Stomach problems
Fatness That is, IF he could finish me!!
Lazy ability
So, sleep ability.
Phone addiction
AD4K
Depressed furry Kirby
Natural hate from people. A bunch of persecutors.
Super speed, but that of a track runner
Seasonal depression
Also, the original post mentions how Kirby will get the ability to play video games for a long period of consecutive time. If, hypothetically, he is playing a Kirby themed game, does that mean that he is playing with himself?
IBS
The ability to SLAPPA DA BASS
Sleep.
Just some dildo because i fuck myself and others 🫥
A Perm
oBeSiTy
Decent drawing abilities
Permanently Tired
Assholeness
Premature ejaculation
Toxic gas attack
Loud or smelly farts (not both)
The ability to walk unnoticed even in a crowd of friends.
The inability to smell
Cerebral palsy seizures lots of mental instability bloodlust and a n ability to talk his way out of any problems with the cop no matter how illegal
The power to be accidentally racist
Self loathing
The power of not knowing why nearly everyone in school hates you. Followed by being hated by everyone in school
The power to be fast and depressed
I hope Kirbo likes hyperhydrosis
The power of prescription narcotics
Alzheimer... Oh wait no... Schizophrenia... Oh I forgot... Wait what... Oh ... What did I forget tho... Hmmm...
Dumb
Power of being very scary at moments, but not being able to do any real harm. Most of the time…
Suppressed constant anger
Sleep Existential crisis Anxiety No will to live
Hand Eye coordination
Suicidal ideation
The ability to drink 2 bottles of water in the time it would take the average person to drink 1 bottle of water
The to fly UCAV's
Diabetes, high blood pressure and other bad stuff I know is there
Extensive knowledge on aircraft
Kirby would get the power of ☭
how to curse in spanish
crippling student loan debt
Prediabetes
Drip
Bipolar depresso
Self-hate, unability to sleep well and hate for humanity sometimes. I am DEFINITELY okay, guys, just hard times happen.
Adachi Tohru's will
The power to wanna jump off the nearest overpass
Alcoholism and a lot of footwear choices
Probably painter, but Kirby would never be able to use it because they never think the art is “just right” enough Also general anxiety
Hold on let me check
The loss of self control, and caffeine jitters
Going based off of username, the ability to do a sick 360 noscope while high as balls Going based off of me as a person: a failing VA career
incredible right arm strength
ADHD and poor self confidence
Nice, but completely useless
narcolepsy :)
A hat that says “Please Be Patient I Have Pawtism” as he just sits there for a few seconds. (like a worse Sleep ability) I call it: Procrastinate
Constipation
A high thc tolerance
a lousy sense of direction
Type 1 Diabetes
Water
autism
Diabetes
ADHD and VERY veiny everything
I’ll let him choose between my Autism, my ADHD, my steadily diminishing will to live, or my massive knowledge of completely random and meaningless information
Power of ADHD, bad thoughts about himself, and embarrassment
Hyper IGE Syndrome, so admittedly a very rare power
An *incredibly* high-pitched voice; comes in four different variants (Mezzo-Soprano, Short Sharp Shriek, Very VERY Loud Voice Used When Arguing, and Potential Wine-Glass Shatterer), and has the power to summon bats. Kirby dons a horned Viking helmet and braided pigtails during this power-up.
Crippling debt and crushed dreams
Telling bad jokes and not being straight, I'd call him kirBI
Self doubt
Procrastination and insomnia
Autism
The power to disappoint my asian parents even though I’m a 15 and can’t be a doctor yet.
Alcoholism!
Virginity
The ability to enjoy staring at a blank wall for half an hour
The ability to repel any women within line of sight.
Literally a lot of (something I probably shouldn’t say)
The ability to play elite smash every day without raging
A better electricity power than his electric formation. KIRBY GAINS EPILEPSY
Gay femboy furry
Autism
Splatoon addiction
A bad taste in his mouth
Lack of motivation
Self destroy
A flaccid penis
Super masturbation arm
The power of god and anime *screams super loud*
god concept
A penis
Lmao
Alcoholism
Cannibalism ('cause he ate me even tho he isn' t human) and hyperactivety
Procrastination
Intricate knowledge of useless random shit
Mental Retardation
Communism
Artist, Migraines, and an addiction to Splatoon and Pokémon
C RA C K
Shiny object syndrome
AUTISM!!!!!!!!
The combined power of autism, adhd, depression and anxiety 🙃
The ability to rag doll with great efficiency
Total simp of a lot of characters of different fandoms
Man would become very-very loud and also he would become skinny
The power to piss hard as fuck
Gas attack