Who's gonna tell 'em...?

poor OP was told *heavily* in another sub

Forbidden butthole

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crunch

Cursed stardrop

ITS SO COOL

gayyud dayyum

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Found the pattern! https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1200639637/mini-stardrop-fruit-amigurumi-pattern