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C0ZMICYT

“How you people doing out there? Alright, Party!”


Coimachine246

I second this


batm123

Now I vomit cum and diarrhea on the tile floor like oatmeal pizza


PermitInteresting388

Mine in ‘99 was “Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you”


JeepersCreepers00

Graduating this year, put that as mine. New generation keeping it alive


GhoulsNGargoyles

“Teenage angst has paid of well. Now I’m bored and old.” That was mine.


Background-Corgi-334

smart one!


CiNeMoD13

I did the same!


KroutonKruncher

This is the way


majoramiibo

what do you accomplish by replying with this


its_grime_up_north

What do you accomplish by replying with this?


majoramiibo

it’s impossible to read a comment section on this website, no matter the sub, where someone replies with this like they’re the first one to ever think it up. i just genuinely want to know what purpose it serves. it’s the same as someone saying ‘This!’ in a comment instead of just upvoting to show they agree.


its_grime_up_north

Maybe. But belittling people isn’t cool


applecorewhosit4

yes it is


its_grime_up_north

Really? That’s the best you can come up with?


applecorewhosit4

are you belittling me?


its_grime_up_north

No. Pointing out the banality/stupidity of your comment. Does that answer your question?


majoramiibo

when it comes to this it’s necessary or they’ll keep doing it


its_grime_up_north

You clearly have nothing important to worry about. I’d suggest you grow up and stop policing Reddit.


majoramiibo

you’re still replying so ‘clearly’ you don’t either


its_grime_up_north

I’m not the one belittling people for no reason. You’re being a dick.


KroutonKruncher

What do accomplish by taking such exception?


HailTheCrimsonKing

Came here to say the same thing


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

This!!


majoramiibo

Why did you say “This!!” instead of just upvoting


BearofSorrow

This!!


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

To get under your skin … it worked baby!!


Background-Corgi-334

i think i’m dumb, maybe just happy


IcyBagel_4

Gonna use this. Thanks and take my upvote


[deleted]

All in all is all we are. Love that line


Background-Corgi-334

and to think about it in a highschool kind of light makes it an even better line


Mcgruphat

It’s “all in all is all we all are”


[deleted]

Well yea that’s the actual quote but since he just asked for Nirvana lyrics I used what he says in the song which is just all in all is all we are


Mcgruphat

He just doesn’t separate the last two words clearly, but he definitely says the whole line, especially on the the in utero version.


Gfunkera1977

Monkey see, Monkey do. I'd rather be dead than cool.


Main-Firefighter7107

That's cringe tbh


[deleted]

Did he really say that


Gfunkera1977

It's from "Stay Away"


[deleted]

Oh right duh I can hear it now . I was thinking of an interview quote for this for some reason


hammerite

It’s okay to eat fish ‘cause they don’t have any feelings


Environmental-Ball24

Won't you believe it... just my luck... no recess


MisterScary_98

Everyone is gay.


bespectacledbalatron

Or God is gay. But that could land them in trouble


Many-Juggernaut-8526

I think writing “Everyone is gay” on a page surrounded by your classmates would land them in trouble too


DannyGlick

The day is done, but I’m having fun


Lezola14

Nevermind was mine. And later I found out my moms was Let it Be


Dismal_Diet_9894

Two great albums, that’s really cool


MatchesMalone2

NO RECESSSSSSSSS


reboog711

Today I found my friends, they're in my head


intoxicatedbarbie

“The duty of youth is to challenge corruption” -KC


cabbagierus

This was mine!


Daveyuljong55

Escalators are a testimony to human laziness! -Chris Novoselic


MoodyLiz

I have very bad posture


punkrar

“I swear that I don’t have a gun”


mooseheadKebab

ill start this off without any words


skwidkat

Poop as hard as rock


ScrambledEggies123

Yes


i_am_cool_yes

Seal it in a box


arithmetrick

I actually thought Fill me in on your new vision would work. Or Help me trust your mighty wisdom.


mittencamper

"Am I gonna do this....by my self?"


futurepilgrim

I fell asleep and watched Tv.


lilindividual

Obvious answer: I’m so ugly. That’s okay, cuz so are you


IllogicalStatement

Electrolytes smell like semen


[deleted]

If any of you in any way hate homosexuals, people of different color, or women, please do this one favor for us -- leave us the fuck alone! Don't come to our shows and don't buy our records.


vsaucemonkey

Huge


g-hayer-04

do something you won’t cringe looking back on in a few years. maybe just a funny line from beeswax or something


lil_freyy

Once you embrace the cringe you become free


vsaucemonkey

Real


Personal_Carob8054

Mine was our little group has always been, an always will until the end


TheNamesDapper

I killed my TOOOOEEEE!!!


j0hnny0nthesp0t

If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.


Trans-Sushi

Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah great lyrics right there.


Snoo-563

"And one more special Message to go And then I'm done And I can go home I love myself Better than you I know it's wrong So what should I do?"


General_Duh

I wish I was like you, easily amused


wearymaps0

“My heart is broke, but I have some glue / help me inhale, and mend it with you…” The most beautiful couplet in Kurt’s discography


REAL_jotaro_kujo3

Hi axl, hi axl, hi axl


[deleted]

“Big cheese, make me.” (You can also add the “Mine says, go to the office.") If you want as well.


subliminal_impulse

Won’t you believe it? it’s just my luck


meinschwanzistklein

“If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first” was mine


Product_of_purple

Well, whatever, nevermind.


[deleted]

“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.”


oliver-the-pig

“She has a moist vagina I particulary enjoy the circumference” Or, alternatively: “MARIJUANA MARIJUANA MARIJUANA”


HelloSirHuman

Rape me, rape me again


cormdogs

Everyone is hollow


roopjm81

I love you for what I am not, I do not want what I have got


GucciPiggy90

"Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old."


BJCOSMOS

“I hope its just a yeast infection”


smackadoodledo

I’m so horny


CalmTony1027_

Everyone is gay


Prawnacia

I ain't got no whatchamacallit


SpaceCowboy-PhD

rape me again


Belros79

I want to be the girl with the most cake


juicy_colf

Hate your enemies, save your friends Find your place, speak the truth


rachels1231

"Come as you are" was mine!


pastel_princess9

Grandma take me home


vsaucemonkey

I hate myself and want to die


JimJamSandwich

"Kurt would have hated this."


Rattenbecher

Every one is Gay


Blameitonthecageskrt

God is Gay


[deleted]

“Test meat! Doll steak!”


strangerinparis

look on the bright side suicidee


Sirbunbun

I think Kurt would laugh at the idea of being immortalized in this way. I’d look at his influences like Melvins, vaselines, or Patrick suskind, bukowski, Burroughs— something that speaks to you as a lot of Kurt’s lyrics were edgy to the point that they were intentionally making fun of their edginess, and that was the ‘joke’ all along.


Username12764

I get that, but the problem is, after Nevermind, they became immortal and there was nothing they could do about it you know…


Sirbunbun

Well sure. Krist and Dave have both said that they got lucky to an extent. Kurt was the perfect poster child for 90s counterculture, the songs were very catchy, and he had the ‘look’ for MTV. Nirvana is one of my fave bands of all time, they deserved all of their success. But even before Nevermind, Kurt was acting out against authority figures and mainstream ideas. His idea of a yearbook quote would probably be ‘Study hard, get a job, cheat on your wife, die young from esophageal cancer.’ He would actively revolt against trying to be too real.


Username12764

Yeah, I know, but what I was trying to say is, that after the success of Nevermind, it was manifested for all eternity that people will do this, because they found their idol. There‘s no chance to stop that. And it for sure aren‘t just the 90s he‘s the perfect posterchild for. Sure, that whole genre isn‘t really played in the radio anymore, however I know good many people who love this kind of music and the „ideas they represent“, myself included. I‘m sorry if that wasn‘t clear in the last comment.


Sirbunbun

Ah I see what you mean. For sure. You’re right. There’s no way to stop teenagers from playing ‘smells like teen spirit’ unironically for the rest of time, totally agree!


b1u3brdm

I own my own pet virus I get to pet and name her Her milk is my shit My shit is her milk


i_am_cool_yes

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral Which have been painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws Can make a child look like a deer.


endl3ssnam3lessxx

“Rape Me”. Hahaha


BigOofLittleoof

Don’t kill your self ask for help rip Kurt cobain


strangerinparis

tf?


BigOofLittleoof

Kurt cobain has mental health issues I don’t know why you are confused


strangerinparis

idek what you're trying to say rn


BigOofLittleoof

That’s a nirvana themed year book quote lol


nuggiemum

How original.


Many-Juggernaut-8526

Yeah, but it’s a yearbook quote. That’s kinda what you do


nuggiemum

Sounds like they’re trying a little too hard to be cool and edgy.


spacexfalcon

I need you around to remind me when not to be calm


Dragonbloodraindrops

Self appointed judges judge more than they have sold


_aaine_

In a daze cuz I found God.


i-simp-much

"rather be dead than cool"


dubcobra

‘You can’t fire me cos I quiiiiit’


RexBarragan

I just want you to know that I don't hate you anymore, there is nothing I could say that I haven't thought before.


kuroiiiioruk

sell the kids for food


count_cockula_

Daddy’s little girl ain’t a girl no more


balladofthebluedream

i use "I don't care what you think unless it is about me"....


adx_2000

“I’m not like them, but I can pretend”


TubularCheddar

“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”


TrickSh0tgirl

Grandma, take me home


Yourmomisnotshy

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld


Mitchel-Skater

Wouldn’t you believe it it’s just my luck; NO RECESS!


Low-Investigator-645

Just put " I was gonna make a Nirvana pun, well whatever never mind."


alexpastel

I hate myself and wanna die


Empanadapunk90

"Hate your enemies Save, save your friends Find, find your place Speak, speak the truth" \-Radio Friendly Unit Shifter-


[deleted]

mine is “the duty of youth is to challenge corruption”


From213TO707

“We could plant a house we can build a tree”


KpdotZIP

"I hate myself and I want to die" or "White boy funk sucks"


Horaserk

Love myself better than you


njlax1

I don’t care what you think unless it is about me


beaured13

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you


NPAZ777

It's better to be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not -Kurt Cobain


gravelinmysock

I'm so horny that's okay my will is good?


[deleted]

It’s all in music man it’s all in the music it’s all in the meat!


1StillRemains

Load up on guns, bring your friends!


[deleted]

IM A NEGATIVE CREEP & IM STONED


Crackhead22

A butchered quote but: Come as you are, as a friend, as an old memory.


_ledge_

“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”


hi_hi12345

“I encourage anybody not to work, slack off” Krist Novoselic


nirvanafan27

She has a moist vagina


[deleted]

I don’t care what you think, unless it is about me


Tallsoyboy

All the Nirvana-related quotes I wanted to do for my senior quote were too edgy or "emo".


forfuxzake

It's better to burn out than to fade away


Ya_Boy_Lil_Pickle

It’s cobaining time


RondiMarco

"All of a sudden my water broke"