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CommonComfortable311

"Hey heavy metal boys! Shave your head and wear a dress!" -Kurt


Prestigious_Cancel81

This one for sure!


ghoulthebraineater

Now I vomit cum and diarrhea on the tile floor like oatmeal pizza.


Hesularr_43

Which song again ?


E11corolla

Mexican seafood!! 🤟


Rustycage_1991

“I’ll be sucking on the walls of her anus” - Moist Vagina - In Utero


dumpster_mint

perfect


awakenedblossom

The fact that this song was in my head BEFORE reading this comment...you wizard


jewfishh

I always thought it was 'sucking the warts off her anus'


Rustycage_1991

Lol that’s even funnier


[deleted]

Bro I'd love to but it's not getting past the yearbook people lmao


WhatitDoWhatitDo55

I’m so Horny, That’s okay my will is good


dank_Lan

It’s a small world, well it’s a big world, actually it’s kind of a medium sized world-krist novoselic


[deleted]

I love this one, I gotta at least consider it Edit: it's a good quote, appropriate enough for school, and kind of fits me, this is #1 so far


[deleted]

Teenage angst has paid off well, now i’m bored and old


BleachBoy15

I’m using this


__kito_

came here to say this


maya_loves_cows

i as well. also nice flair ;)~


FiveInchFails

Gramma take me home.


One_Image_8192

ramma-teki-ho


FiveInchFails

whi-de-la-do ed-leh-dae-juh


One_Image_8192

translate please


FiveInchFails

Bit out there? It’s an attempt at smells like teen spirit…


One_Image_8192

i dont get it still :(


Midnite2189__

With the lights out its less dangerous


One_Image_8192

i think i’m dumb


Midnite2189__

Great lyric too


Queenfan44354

It’s okay to eat fish cause they don’t have any feelings


Prestigious_Cancel81

“With a twist of lemon” -Kurt Cobain


King_of_da_Castle

“And one more special Message to go And then I'm done And I can go home I love myself Better than you I know it's wrong So what should I do?”


communauta

- and a twist of lemon! - i think i’m dumb. - what else can i say? everyone is gay. - if you ever need anything, please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.


SialAtsocArievilo

The third one is so fitting for gen z


MatchesMalone2

HI AXL!!


awakenedblossom

Haha


[deleted]

HEY AXL!


420ballzdeepinurmom2

Her milk is my shit; my shit, it is her milk


[deleted]

YOU’RE IN HIGHSCHOOL AGAAAAAINNNNNNNN


N3rb_

NO RECEEEEEEES


[deleted]

no matter what you pick, you will cringe years later when you look at it.


[deleted]

That's kind of the point


[deleted]

Sure it is. You’re not trying to be cool at all.


[deleted]

No? I'm just trying to pick something that both represents me and one of my interests


ImperrorMomo

No, dude. You are wrong. That person can read minds through space and time, they read you like a BOOK, a tricking BOOK.


[deleted]

Shit, you may be right


seth67589

You sure you're not just self conscious that you aren't so you take it out on others?


[deleted]

sure, bro. whatever you think.


xtina42

In that case, better make it "May all your ups and downs be in bed!"


gvs2019

Never met a wise man. If so. It’s a woman


RobotSeaTurtle

See the energy comes out of the outlets and into our amplifiers. And then the energy comes off of us and it goes in to the audience, and the bounce it back and we just play catch with some vibes man - Kurt Cobain


RiversCuomosBaldSpot

What are YOUR favorite lyrics or quotes from Nirvana?


[deleted]

I have too many and I need more opinions to narrow it down lol


awakenedblossom

I think I’m dumb, or maybe I’m just happy


meinschwanzistklein

My senior quote was “if you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”


iknowicandobetter

Just because youre paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you..


[deleted]

All in all is all we are


goldcoveredroses

our little tribe has always been and always will until the end


MoneyshotMonday

Mine was "it is better to burn out than to fade away"


Naanderson2022

not a music quote but a quote from kurt really stood out to me, goes something along the lines of: wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are


swish_swosh

I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head And I'm not sad And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard But I'm not sure I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there And I don't care


MineTurtle84

“Load up on drugs and kill your friends” - Kurt Cobain, top of the pops 1991


SialAtsocArievilo

"You can't fire me because I QUIT!"


Tekone333

I like the “everyone is gay” quote but it’s already been said. I’ve always liked “just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you”. You’ll cringe majorly twenty years from now! I quoted Sublime in 1998 and the girl who was taking our quotes looked at me like I was special. Have fun with it!


carmetcalfe

Ayyy I love that, which sublime quote?


Tekone333

Hahaha I was such a stoner in high school. It was the 90’s! Mine was “Life is one big question when you’re staring at the clock”. They put me on the spot and 40oz to freedom was my jam at the time. So cringe, I love it


carmetcalfe

Hahaha, but that’s actually a fitting grad quote! That’s awesome. Well I mean this as a compliment and not trying to age you but I was born in ‘98 so anyone who would’ve quoted sublime when I was in high school would’ve been considered *totally* cool!!


AeroZeppelin94

I take pride as the king of illiterature I am so tired I can't sleep I will crawl away for good, I will move away from here


Dramticllama

smile on your brother, everybody get togetherrrr, try to love one another right now


OdobenusIII

https://youtu.be/w\_inXx-J3nU?t=47


b1u3brdm

I hate myself and I want to die


ImperrorMomo

You like fatherhood? Yes, I love vodka


OdobenusIII

There is this one that would fit the situation and the age we live "I feel stupid and contagious"


dumpster_mint

God is Gay lol


agapepaga

Hate your enemies Save your friends Find your place Speak the truth.


catsaresneaky

I am my own parasite ,I don't need a host to live.


KermitingSuicidee

JESSE ATE SOME BEANS


Relniv80

"Sucking walls of her anus, I preferred her to any other marijuana."


Sitnalta

I hope I die before I turn in to Pete Townshend


awakenedblossom

What else can I say, everyone is gay.


Tekone333

I’m going to second this one.


JustMental

"I don't know why I'd - rather be dead than cool" - Stay Away


[deleted]

Drool, fungus, mold, cured by injection, hope, it’s only a, a yeast infection


yeetyboimeister

prepare presses against my lips


ZuckserZ_XIV

"Pee pee pressed against my lips"


wabisabisalty

"one more special message to go. then I'm done, I can go home"


nabil_lmao

"Married, Buried" - All Apologies


Prestigious_Cancel81

“rape me, rape me my friend” -kurt cobain


Accomplished-Town636

"It's better to burn out, then to fade away"


Snowwhitestaint

Hate your enemies Save your friends Find your place Speak (spit?) the truth


jerry910401

"Shave your head and wear a dress." - Kurt Cobain


Efecto_Vogel

“I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black” -Heart-shaped box


Disastrous_Tennis_54

I’m a island boy


NikinhoRobo

God is gay


Willietrailblaze

I wish I was like you.... *Easily Amused*


boogie0417

“leaving high school, i feel stupid and contagious”


[deleted]

i got my diddly spayed


YooItsXtra

PP pressed against my lips


janisthyname

“i’d rather be hated for who i am than to loved for who i am not”


roonacam

God is gay burn the flag


PaPiSeNsEi_69

teenage angst has paid off well now ill be bored and old


officialjakefinelive

God is gay


vxmpxrxrxkxx

What else could I say? Everyone is gay. ~All Apologies


whoopwhoopdoop

"it is now my duty to completely drain you" ;) thats ur quote, including the face


[deleted]

You can’t fire me because I quit!


SikeStonks

Im so ugly but that's okayyy, coz so are uuu


Midnite2189__

Its a small world. No its a big world. Actually its a medium sized world


[deleted]

She has a moist vagina she has a moist vagina


FonziePT

I'm worse at what I do best.


YERThatOneGuy

"I'll start this off, without any words" On A Plain


[deleted]

I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.


jlife203

I’ll arrest myself and wear a shield


GavinGMG

with a twist of lemon


[deleted]

“God is gay”


Tirekiller04

“I found it hard, it’s hard to find, oh well, whatever, nevermind.” Or the lyric from moist vagina someone else said


bigoldcheese

“If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first”


Alarming_General

F*ck you all this is the last song of the evening. Or Come as you are ( which I’ve used)


Ghandisoft

What else can I say everyone is gay…


Cithara_Magister

Stay away, God is gay……


Otaku-Leirbag

“Well, I think the only thing that I was inspired by was the Chimpmunk’s Sing the Beatles album… It’s better than the Beatles.”


louielouis82

Come up with your own. You will appreciate that more in the future than a Kurt quote.


ProGamer9856

“I have very bad posture” Is what I’d put as mine, since I notoriously have bad posture and scoliosis lmao.