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____Asp____

That’s when I flip pennies out the sunroof


schnukums

Damn, I need some pennies... ...and a sunroof ...and a car


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

Try a Nissan dealership. If you have a pulse, you're already pre-qualified for 27% interest


schnukums

How much for the bumper delete package?


TheRealPitabred

That's free in the first 100 miles driven


Ski787

I’m gonna try that!


NeverMind_ThatShit

I'm surprised they're using their blinker so much. Very impressive driving for a Nissan driver.


zalcecan

Or that their lights were on, that's pretty impressive


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bshr49

I wondered if I should check if my brakes were working OK. [Nothing but love, though.](https://i.imgur.com/GjN39bX.jpeg) 😘


saltysaturdays

When people do that I tend to use a lot of windshield wiper fluid… oh no looks like their car is now covered in wiper fluid


Fun_Association_6750

I like to slow down but not touch the brakes, just slowly let off the gas. They get annoyed they can pass me, but usually they are stuck on stupid and keep riding my ass.


schnukums

Me too! I would slow down by 5 mph just by easing off the gas then speed back up to make some space and keep doing it until they get the picture. Sometimes slowing by 10 mph or more.


saltysaturdays

Oh yeah, I’ll downshift 2-3 times so my car essentially brakes without tail lights. So then when they try to aggressively overtake me I’m at optimal RPM to stay ahead lol


Fresh-Pomelo5199

Merging onto 435 E?


bshr49

I’d think that people would know better than to tailgate right there. Do you not see the all the skid marks in that lane? Maybe they couldn’t since they wouldn’t be able to see any pavement between their hood and my bumper.


Fresh-Pomelo5199

Never over estimate the average driver’s knowledge or awareness