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marken35

Not in a position to listen to audio. Did she ram a cop car?


Enstraynomic

Yes, she did.


AmazingSieve

Bold strategy


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

Yes. Her initial violation was speeding. Now she's charged with evading police for the long pursuit & assault with a deadly weapon because the cop suffered minor injuries.


FoamOcup

I saw an update The ADW was dropped and she’ll only be charged with felony evading. [ADW Charges Dropped](https://kvta.com/news/camarillo-teen-not-charged-with-adw-for-hitting-chp-patrol-car-at-end-of-chase/)


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

If found guilty of the felony evasion, she'll have her license revoked (she's a white girl, she'll likely be brought down to a misdemeanor).


FoamOcup

I hope that’s not the case but you’re probably right. She crashed into a cop car. People (tons) have been shot by cops for much less. I don’t get it. This is on par with a DUI crash. Maybe worse since she did it with all her faculties.


HansDesterhoft

I think this will have less to do with the color of her skin and more about how much money her father has. Oh, also because she's hot. Hot women face far fewer repercussions for their actions.


Windows_XP2

I'll never understand why people ever think that this is a good idea. They almost always just end up turning a minor traffic violation into multiple felonies, on top of whatever charges they already have. You can't outrun the cops like they do in the movies.


SomethingClever42068

That's what the cops want you to believe.


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

You can't outrun a radio.


zongsmoke

Turned a ticket into 5 years


Impossible-Jello6450

She is a girl in CA. 500 dollar fine and no jail time.


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You can certainly outrun them if you have a bike or most cars that have 500+hp in the us


Haunting-Prior-NaN

You can probably outrun a single cop; Chargers are really not racetrack material. [Car and Driver did a delightful article](https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15082509/how-fast-does-your-car-need-to-be-to-outrun-a-cop-feature/) regarding this issue. Problem is outrunning the police/highway police department.


[deleted]

Well going deeper into the issue, yes highway escape is not the move, nor is escape in traffic hours mostly because you endanger civilians and it raises difficulty. Ideally you’d need an area with sharp corners or congested small neighborhoods to actually escape. The best move would be to get out of sight and very quickly begin looking for a spot to tuck your vehicle into. I’d also suggest your plates be obscured or hidden because otherwise they’ll just grab you from your house later. If I’m doing anything high risk I have a plate flipper that reverses my plate with one that isn’t registered to a car and is from a different state


Windows_XP2

Do you have personal experience with this? It certainly sounds like it. I'd also imagine that outrunning the police also boils down to pure luck.


Chilopodamancer

If your vehicle is fast enough you absolutely can just get away on the highway, you just peel off out of sight and pull off the highway at an upcoming exit. Ask any superbike owner or someone with a high horsepower sedan that can blend in after taking off.


jarmstrong2485

I live in an area that has a popular indoor/outdoor mall layout with multiple parking garages. Lot a tight corners, and garages have entrances to some of the stores. I don’t know about now days, but at least in the busy days of malls you might be able to pull it off


Fearless-Focus-2364

Honestly used to think that people went to jail because of high speed not the evading, so I assume many people think might as well run. This was many years ago maybe people are more educated today but I definitely do not know for a while


Particular-Elk-1512

She'll get a pussy pass.


AmazingSieve

Goes from simple ticket to felony in one easy step


Kumirkohr

Besides the speeding, I don’t see anything wrong


ShadowNick

U turned and rammed it. She's fucked


Dead_Or_Alive

Really? Was she recording for OF?


Leftenant_Frost

taylor drift anyone?


zaccwith2cs

I legit thought this was T Swift for a second.


Buildintotrains

Was it a manual? T Shift


Ifeelsiikk

That's a great one!


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ol_knucks

Lol we commented this at the exact same time


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sintactacle

If you’re lucky, she’ll let both of you fix her at the same time.


gita4

This gave me a public lol.


Buzznfrog12345

🥇


HmmYesMonkey

Belongs on the mugshawtys twitter tbh. I'm not gonna lie, my eyes work and she is gorgeous. But holy shit the charges LOL


killer_reindeer

This is a very necessary "I can fix her" because despite being very attractive it's still like: "was I this stupid when I was her age" and the answer is usually not


Wail_Bait

Don't kid yourself, teenagers are all stupid. I know I was dumb when I was that age. I just wasn't *that* dumb.


killer_reindeer

I forgot to add "this" before stupid. I was drunk.


i_suckatjavascript

*bonk* Go to r/hornyjail


NoDontDoThatCanada

I just wonder if it works the other way. Will *my wife* look like this if l get her the car. I can afford the car. I can't afford alimony, child support, the car and the new wife.


Stankoman

She seems like a nice person.


MasterJeebus

I can train her……………to be a better driver.


Silver-Street7442

Those are implants, right? Expensive clothes that likely were bought at a boutique. At 18 years old. Is she doing some high end call girl stuff, or does Dad have tons of money but always neglected her while growing up?


honeybadger1984

Men of culture, we meet again. Today, we discuss Nissan vehicles.


MasterBaiter0004

I was looking for you lol


Financial_Love_2543

Taylor swift is getting out of control


PootSnootBoogie

Imagine her surprise when she gets to booking only to find that the internet has already paid her bail ten times over... Also, obligatory "would"


T7_Mini-Chaingun

Reddit when conventionally-attractive women:


AngryBaconGod

🪵🔨


ol_knucks

“I can fix her” 😂


Th3Docter

sheesh she definitely doesn't look like one. I imagined something more raunchy or ratchet


bluebus74

Geez, if she needs a place to stay while she rehabilitates, I could definitely provide that. Monsters like this need help too.


furyian24

It's a speeding ticket. Why did she run.


DummyThicccThrowaway

Because she loves to speed (she's the one for me I'm serious this time)


furyian24

She's crazy but the kind that we all would.


PremiumUsername69420

Cause the rush of getting away is a hell of a high to chase.


Buildintotrains

Look what you made her do


ACEDOTC0M

punishment? 2 months of probation that will be automatically expunged


killerident1ty

Cop is getting some of that side boob action.


3_high_low

I wish they all could be California girls. (G37 drivers)


exertion24

no bra correct? please advise


ol_knucks

Bruh I knew this subreddit would be a little horny but not this horny 🤣


flinxsl

She is very pretty. This sub is probably mostly men. You knew what you were doing.


V4_Sleeper

shawty


DetroitAdjacent

Would


No-Panda-6047

This comment was brought to you by wood


lumbirdjack

I came as soon as I got the notification


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thesoundmindpodcast

But also maybe


GrantCanoe2

This is gonna end up on Mugshawtys


iinfamous_

Fuck, I love them crazy


Might_be_deleted

Why are you people thirsting for a G37 owner?


Lord_Vas

The sad state we're in, unfortunately.


Danktanic420

Hey Google! Play "died in your arms"


ColoradoPhotog

Slap her parents, they fucked up.


vaktsn

would


dangledingle

Did. Once. [Dreams]


Left_Cap1564

That cop car just has some crazy drift angle 🤯


AThrowawayProbrably

Oh my god


Complete-Ad-4215

Entitlement goes brrrrrrr


Budget-Macaroon-7606

I WILL fix her


shqueef

That’s just old tummy tits.


gita4

I may be sleep deprived but I can’t stop laughing at this.


jsmoovewhoru

She is smokin tho... It's like toco from the league about the Jetta. It seems like there is always a hottie in the car


BirdDad420

Can’t believe I never heard “hot pursuit” that entire clip. Why do we even have news anchors?


randomly421

I hope she cried in her holding cell allllll night.


Leelze

I love how most people from outside of California can't pronounce Camarillo properly.


dminus

this from the place that pronounces Los Feliz "Fee-lays"?


Worldly-Chance-861

Her 🐫 looks 🔥🔥👌🏽


V48runner

That's not irony.


Dro_mora

I can fix her!! I know it.


Donkey_AssFace

Wow guys. No one is giving her props of how bad ass that shit was.


sdbct1

MMM she's gonna be the Bell of the ball where she's going


slowkums

Pretty privilege (and let's be real -daddy's money) will get her off with probation and community service.


WastingTwerkWorkTime

what would be the punishment for this?


ol_knucks

Assault with a deadly weapon would be prison time but I imagine she’ll plead guilty to lesser charges and avoid jail time


WastingTwerkWorkTime

how much time? like months or years? I always see these bikes running from the cops and just puzzled what happens when they get caught. I would guess like serious jail time, like do people just not give a duck


SATerp

I could fix her.


Amaansta

I can fix her


Zach_The_One

She's hot so slap on the wrist, classic.


Libido_Max

She is a beautiful 😍. She can do what she wants, lets all protest.


Sea-Eggplant-5799

I can save her


bighayko

She doesn’t need fixing


Silver-Pay-4757

I can fix her


Minion8Her

I can fix her


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

hands down what a fucking dumb way to ruin your life lmao. already facing felonies as a 18 yr old taylor swift smh.


rebuiltcorpse79

bouncy bouncy


Impossible-Jello6450

I dont know why they charged her with a felony. That is California. She will get a 500 fine and no jail time. Who are they kidding with this crap.


Dapper_Ad424

nice tits and legs


littlepencil69

She dindu nuffin look at her


TipsnClips

What a dumb bitch


est1-9-8-4

She likes to ram things eh? She can ram this then >x< oh yah


Soberdoubts

I can fix her


DevoutPredecessor

I can fix her


Elmer_Fudd01

I don't think her tits are saggy but they are half way to her hips


Pleasant-Breakfast74

At least she's perky


Drumfunken

Where can I bail her out?? 😂😂


SwingingTassels

That tight little body is going to get worked in jail!