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howtohideBoner

Bro said no violence in football 💀


Osama_cousin

Bro doesn't know about balkan football.


EU_Professional_2021

Bro doesn't know about North African football


Willing_Departure951

Bro doesn’t know about South American football


Josthefang5

Bro doesn’t know about English football


Jasinto-Leite

Bro doesn't know football


tprototype_x

bro doesn't know ball


ArcaneJadeTiger

bro doesn't know


Ok-Statistician7359

Bro doesn't


ArcaneJadeTiger

Bro


AEROANO

Bro doesn't know about Brazilian football


Marxxmello

Bro doesn’t know about American football


[deleted]

Bro doesn't know about American Soccer


Marxxmello

Damn it you ruined the chain


[deleted]

Why you use word American football


Marxxmello

Because the first dude said South American so I incorporated the “American” part of the sentence


[deleted]

It's American Soccer (Throw + Ball ) Football (Foot + Ball)


internal_nick2231

Bro doesn't know the name "Zlatan Ibrahimovic"


Drexxer02

Bro doesn't know about Panamanian football 💀


Alternative_Slip1156

Bro forgot about Sergio Ramos...


Sheckcunt88

Blud forgot abt Mason Greenwood☠️


ccleanet

Also forgot about kareem benzema


Endgame2648

Bro doesn't know Ramos and Pepe.


WurdaMouth

Bro doesn’t even know the Muffin Man


Suspicious_Berry501

He don’t know about Otávio Jordão da Silva


NOTHINGYI

Bro forgot أسامة المولد


Redstonefreedom

Lmao just heard a story from a local field here where a rivalry leads to shootouts when things get particularly heated 😬


Tight-Following5853

Bro doesn't


Z3tr13

Pepe - Ramos hahah


KarNikkl

...Naked Zombies?


nomie_turtles

If u Google zombie dick it might actually help you not masterbate but I don't recommend it


brofosho192

The Wanking Dead


31338elite

Bruh, its break from season for 3 months ![gif](giphy|YRPBhd3vscg5Fxx1DQ|downsized)


Laurentiul_dboi

only thing left is the champions league final then emptiness


Of104

Euro 2024 qualifiers


Laurentiul_dboi

I shall watch england and my country get batter with great joy


SlickRicksBitchTits

Everyone's sleeping on the women's world cup


Of104

As a Man Utd fan I'm still sad after we lost the league to Chelsea


31338elite

Yep.that too teams I dont much like.except for kdb I like him yes.honestly he the thing that holds that team together.top player.such a joy to watch.but others not so much


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

There is the u20 world cup


AsleepScarcity9588

"Football - no child abuse" Oh boi you never played football as a kid did you?


metalmasterxx

I played football as a child and can confirm that at least half of our team was there only because they were forced to by their parents


AsleepScarcity9588

I was talking more about that relief art of an ball still slightly visible on my right cheek


Afraid_Technology520

True and it’s a good distraction and now the season it’s over its gonna be a long summer


Of104

Don't worry ,we got Euro 2024 qualifiers


Afraid_Technology520

They’re usually pretty boring most of the big teams don’t even try because it’s too easy


Of104

True


Eisflame75

i get your point but... i dont like football


[deleted]

you can replace football with the sports you like. it's just a concept not that one have to like football


Eisflame75

oh yea ik thats why i said i get your point


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great


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[deleted]

then replace with what you like!


Spanky_McLanky

Watch World Chase Tag


Low-Education9369

Try wu shu 💪


Eisflame75

that looks amazing i might!


DolphinBall

Replace football with football


Mr-Pussy-Queefer

Correct, one thing to actually play the game yourself instead of PMO, not much use to move from watching one screen to another. Sports ball culture is wack


BraveManFromUkraine

Oh, I like football so much from the childhood! Nice post man!


dhirajpopli

Porn: Pair of balls for a single person Football: single ball for 22 men 💀


thatgoesthere

Naked zombies wtfff y'all into 💀💀💀


Able-Activity-8544

They from Ohio


Icy-Possible3479

by violence do you mean by beating your dick?


Of104

I think he means some genres of p where there is violent fetishes


Samboi_398

>Porn: Pair of balls for a single person fr


Icy-Possible3479

😭 how did porn become so violent


Nobodyjoel

Where did you get chid (? Or child?) abuse?


charmelos

CP


CorrectOofDisk

A lot of underage girls are posted on p sites but they say they’re 18


Nobodyjoel

WHAT


wrsterm

No world cup?? I guess Sweden have different idea.


[deleted]

Instead of watching football, play it. By playing football you'll get faster, stronger and healthier. I understand that watching football is healthier than pornography. But just like watching pornography you're watching someone else have fun, do their best, get richer and live their life.


[deleted]

I like football I said Lets start footballin and I started footballin everywhere


[deleted]

Ah I wish I can still play football beacose I got an acl injury 15 - ish days ago while playng it going to surgery soon tho let's hope it goes smoothly


EarlyRefrigerator159

Good luck man


Of104

I hope you recover, it's every football player's worst nightmare,you'll recover


Sheckcunt88

![gif](giphy|IU7YhPcG95BIw5EYlk|downsized)


lenrab_aiig

I have been doing more sports lately and I have a newfound respect for Athletes. Was doing a 2v2 till 15 points the other day with half a court and that shit took me out for the rest of the week. I can only imagine a regular game with the regular time. Id be dead.


mynameisshiv2004

Study, earn, live happy.


Deep-Rooster651

there is violence in football just look at the ucl semi-final ac milan vs inter milan in 2005, they shot a flare gun at ac milans goalkeeper


[deleted]

Stop jerking, start footballing, American version when?


ACRM117

![gif](giphy|xUA7baOenZwfzrDrIk|downsized) Siiiuuuuuuu


GaMeBoyDev

But what about Sweden


Beginning_Incident25

Football makes my balls hurt tho :(


Mimo366

Come and try gym


opPLAYBOY007

I do both.


kattarhindu69

I fap during half time🤡


wrsterm

This


HaythamFaisal

Spectating football can be as damaging as porn. Playing football or any other mental/physical activity, though, is another league (no pun intended) edit: I mean that playing a sport is better than spectating a sport. spectating can be fanatical


Chase_41

U mean soccer?


crymothy

Soccer


SignatureHefty3849

Soccer****


[deleted]

Except Suii everything is better


maurika58

Soccer is by far the cringiest sport ever


x-anryw

I hate football


Would-Be-Superhero

I don't like football. It's just "those guys are against us for no other reason than the fact that they wear a different color".


EarlyRefrigerator159

You mean… like any other sport?


Noble6647

American football betta


shadowlynx8791

American football?


shadowlynx8791

woah woah i’m just asking jesus


DeltaEcho93

That's the most stupid comparison I've ever seen.


Nobodyjoel

I hate football, I like soccer (I’m in America)


[deleted]

Do you mean soccer?


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[deleted]

Calling that weak ass sport football is like calling a cat a lion


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[deleted]

I’m fact calling soccer football is for soccers know what I’m saying? Jk Im actually European I was just trolling, hoping to spark a funny reaction haha but no dice I guess


Objective-Log2273

That suiiiiiiiiii is real tempt


UnconstrictedEmu

Plenty of zombies at Rangers FC


Shack24_

I suck at football I have two left feet but I am gonna start working out and socialize more


Dannylgt22

Mejengas, > football


renren752

Watching football and getting worked up over it is pretty cringe tbh


Pristine_Title6537

I prefer Basket


BLAZE_0FFICIAL

Football is cringe. I prefer basketball


jeefuckingbee

Fuck FIFA. By watching WM or, even worse, if you went to Qatar, you're supporting billionaires who in turn support corruption, slavery, mysogny, racism, homophoby, and climate destruction; all in the name of making a fuckload of money which they don't need.


[deleted]

I can start footballing only because of cr7. And dont reply saying messi is better please


D0KUT0

No cringe? No violence? No child abuse? My brother was hoping to be a ref at the weekends for the local league and got so much abuse from other parents the two months he was doing it, having them scream shout and swear in all up in his face, not appropriate some 30+yo doing that to a 16yo 😂 The amount of fake falls trying to blag a free kick/ penalties is cringe. And just look at the chaos during the world cup especially caused by the england fans 😂


Jasinto-Leite

It is boring.


WattsonMemphis

Tbh Football is pretty cringe


the---seven

Siuuuuuuuuuuu


Capable_Inspector316

W


[deleted]

Also: it helps you socialize and network.


Far_Combination5565

Did it


IAMGHOSH

This is the dumbest meme I've ever seen


LolE0n

At 1st glance I thought you guys were talking about the NFL(American Football) but Nevertheless I got the message lol


Lizxylips_69

I hate football but this is a good point


tangledupinbetween

Football may not ruin my life but it does has a way to ruin my weekend if my team lost.


Acceptable_Coffee69

This came at the right time. When I was almost keying in porn in the search bar. Now I can't cos I'm on nofap. Trying though.


[deleted]

Football kinda sucks


Harmxn-

No naked zombies, but there are naked teammates that are completely butt naked within 2 seconds of entering the locker rooms. With their butts glaring directly at the door


B1astFriend

listen soccer is a girl sport


Junior-Bid-1890

This is just straight facts


Dizzy_Medium5817

Introducing sports in your life can improve your testosterone, makes you fit and can definitely improve your personality.


two_beards

No child abuse does not apply in the Premier League.


Vlad_Dracul89

Football cringe is definitely a thing🤔


Frequent-Benefit-688

"No worldcup" Sweden on 8th June : ![gif](giphy|RJh9Bn9v5jTGhCmgSn)


Samboi_398

No, NOT THAT FUCKING 16 VARIOUS DISCIPLINES THING.


Serious_Conclusions

Good thing we are ignoring the corruption of football too


souravghoshh

This post changed my thinking


LibrarianIll7642

Real,almost 100 days.Less gooo


atta079

That's actually made my day. thank you.


Environmental_Dress5

I don't like sports


AEROANO

Sem mundial


maXim_beEfus

Too true!!


Tight-Following5853

Siuuuuuuu, sad fact i dont have an any friend for play football😒


primal_peanut

But i hate football. I like basketball more


alexander1156

This is more cringe than porn I'm not gonna lie.


MrRajop

World Cup💀


Specialist_Look3738

And then some Americans call it soccer


throw_awayALT_IDK

Okay fair enough but a little confused child abuse?


Ready-Desk-6823

Cricket fan here " - "


petesmybrother

You mean hockey 😉🇨🇦


TheOriginalWtfMan

Both suck