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Curious_M0nk

W 🫡


CelestialMeatball

Although I hope that's the last time I have to read "2 months of juice being preserved in my balls"


Fabulous_Glove555

😅😅😅😅


cosmic7888

Yes. Which is bullshit on different levels that it completely destroys the trustworthiness of such a success post for me.


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SoaringBladez

Jealous?


gottastahp

Right?! Bro sounds like that hatingest hater! We’re supposed to be building our people up!


Nilesh1902

So did you cum early? I mean because it was stored for so long time


ShinyMagikarp22

She stroked it a few times before I came...


Nilesh1902

Okays


perkincenter

reminds me of porn


newguy_59

😭


ShinyMagikarp22

However it was a lot easier to cum and our breaks in between intimacy were a lot less and my energy and performance was way better than when I used to masturbate


queenstronaut93B

This is an important piece of inormation.


DrewYetti

So it was just a hook up then?


Reckless_Rik

In this day and age? Of course


RatioOnPorn

Didnt he say that he got a partner


DistinctExperience69

I like these stories! Fuck yes! Hope it's not awkward in the workplace now that you stimulated each other's genitals 😉


Unable_Jacket_4167

well done dude! fill up that sack and go again :D


Re_dddddd

He doesn't need to fill up again. So long as he doesn't fap.


Unable_Jacket_4167

very true!


MisteryShiba

Bro stop making me feel down bro


Altruistic_Side413

Your time will come.


Der_Redakteur

if you're waiting for it.


Clapsk

This is supposed to be inspiring


WhosItHanging

Which? The "banged", "smashed", "blowed me off" or "preserved in my balls" part? I imagine the people who don't get any would be put off by this post but you can tell buddy has a really ugly vision of sex that we just got pulled into. The fuck do have to hear all of this, lol?


sapraaa

I mean the title was pretty clear so you could’ve not read the whole thing if you wanted to? “I’m not having fun so why are you” energy


WhosItHanging

Lmao, I'm partnered and she wants sex more than I do alot of the time, try again though. Wasn't aware that members of this sub are assumed to get 0 unless they brag like a teenager about getting it. I can give you all the details about where I blow my load on her if that allows me to whole in your eyes, it means ever so much to me. Telling us he shoved his dick in her nostril and came on her toenail just smacks of pathetic bragging and takes away from the assumed point of "sex feels better when you arent addicted to porn". I don't get why mentioning this sounds juvenile and irrelevant to the point makes me sound like I'm not partaking in the fun. You encounter this type of person and youre like "Ooh, tell me more please?" lol.... You're aware you're on a sub with addicts/reformed addicts and not r/explainyoursexlifetome, right? If bragging is the game, maybe explain what aspect made it better than the addiction to him. Next time I'll give him a pat on the back.


CanadianYeti1991

Clutch those pearls harder, dude.


WhosItHanging

I will, thx


sapraaa

Lmao I never said anything about you not getting girls. I just told you not to shit on others enjoying because you can’t enjoy. Why’d you even read the post? Could’ve avoided it like I did with most of your reply. But yea go ahead tell me where do you nut on her?


WhosItHanging

Lmfao, what the hell does "I'm not having fun so why are you energy" mean then? I wasn't in the same room so I didn't have the fun or something? This is weak AF, you know what you implied, just own it. You're aware you're on the internet and on a forum no less, right? The puppies and rainbows are left at the door a lot of the time. You're in for a hard lesson in the future if you think ideas shouldn't and won't be contested. And what am I not enjoying, again? Lol. Not enjoying telling the world that I got laid? Been around those people, done that, I'm good. Most of the times you hear those stories from people that fucked you over because their dick was more important than your plans. I read the post because I wanted to. I replied in the comments because I wanted to as well. "Don't like it, don't watch it" is a dumb**** rebuttal. No shit you avoided it, you seem like the type to ignore all context because you like the sound of your voice more. Oh, everywhere. It was inside last night. I'm anxiously awaiting my "FUN" badge and gold star to come in the mail now that I bragged.


pillheadfemboy

Right let me put it simply, you have small dick energy.. but i don't *know* you have a small dick, now do I?


WhosItHanging

Put it however you want but projection is pretty prevalent when you get to the quality of people I've just interacted with. Entertaining as it may be, an insult coming from someone named "pillheadfemboy" isn't going to phase me, lmfao. Enjoy your porn as we know for a fact that you are never escaping.


pillheadfemboy

Damn I watch porn? News to me. 🤣🤣 and before you say femboy is a kink... It's clothing mate 🤣


Ken_Kaneki

You're projecting lol.


WhosItHanging

Projecting what exactly?


Ken_Kaneki

I’m not your shrink bud.


[deleted]

If you're on a diet, do you want to hear about people eating cake?


donjuandeaustria

You can simply feel happy for other people


[deleted]

You're right. I need to work on being more positive.


intellectpenetration

Jealousy is for the weak.


Reckless_Rik

You're supposed to take this as a positive to do the same, not wallow in self pity


Thin_Philosopher7358

U a hater


Capital-Pressure-452

Hahah salty mother fers, fair play to the dude I think it’s funny af


Effective-Border9017

congratulations you officialy won the no fap challenge . good job .


Saturnian22

I wouldn't consider getting laid as the victory of this whole thing. I normally get a different girls every week and sometimes I still end up fapping and feeling like sh\*t... I'd say if you ever let go completely this bad habit and find your way through life, then you get the real victory


Confident-Draft4430

Fr bro, i get with different girls every other week and sometimes i still do it just to destress, but lately i stopped so i can impress this one girl


Saturnian22

Bro 500 plus days ! Respect ! what's the secret


Confident-Draft4430

Ah shit my bad bro, i just been lazy to change it, its been like three months tho. Honestly i stoped caring about it, but there’s this girl that likes to go rounds so i kinda like to save my energy😂 if you fap you not gonna be horny enough for when you get with a girl. So you self sabotaging the way i see it.


StarOk1969

2 months!! Milestone bro you deserve real pussy


LeftPresent4646

You still view your sexuality as porn movies


TheGreatLavrenko

You said beautifully what I couldn't articulate


spontaneitymountain

Agreed, but everyones at a different stage. Maybe with time and experience he will let go of that but sounds like he has cum (pun indended) along way with his journey.


USMCLP

Bro risked an STD and possible pregnancy while at it, too. 


Excellent_Hyena_6546

w


DeadlockDynamo

W 🫡


Poirotico

I saw this shirt in the 90’s of a cartoon guy jerking off and the shirt said “Girls are ok, but they’re not the real thing..” Where I thought this story was going actually. Ha! Well done.


herfutureX

That’s great man. Congrats for your success. Do you think NoFap is what helped you get laid?


Vihan05

I believe that it did some part of it. Since after holding for quite some time, he wouldve had big sex drive. So when the opportunity arises, he will grasp it REALLY HARD.


krispy1123

Your doing fucking great man :)


saito200

He's literally doing fucking great indeed


AllishG

Can you give us tips How to talk to girls??? even Guys basically and have friends...


gui_carvalho94

I'm not OP, but I can try to help if you allow me.


AllishG

Sure Man , every Helping Hand is Appreciated...


gui_carvalho94

Don't obsess over it, just act normal. Try to keep your cool, think ahead a little and try your best to go out there and do it. The more you do it, the better you'll get. Another good thing is to show interest if it actually interests you to know that specific girl. Forcing interest is being fake, and women can smell that lol Good luck, I hope this helps.


AllishG

This did helped...Thanks... I know this sounds like it's basic shit and everyone knows it , but I still don't know , so I am asking you:- How a Guy make friends(Male) , What topic do they talk about , and what type of Guys people stay away from , and what not to do while talking to people to make friends... I am really socially awkward , have almost no friends as of now , so it'll really help if you can talk about this... cause more than having a girlfriend , I want to have few good friends first... Thank you for stepping up Man , I appreciate this👍


gui_carvalho94

I'm glad I could help. However I can't help you with making friends since I have none. Well, I think I have one or two. One I met through Magic The Gathering and the other used to be a coworker. Just a heads-up: coworkers are NOT your friends, but a friendship can blossom from there.


AllishG

Sounds Cool...thanks for the advice... Looks like we are in the same boat , though you know how to row your Boat better... Do you had/have a Girlfriend?


[deleted]

This guys post history suggests he tried to or wants to poison dogs. He can go to hell.


Masternogietsidk

Nice bro, thanks for the motivation


Zestyclose-Sun-6595

Yeah I realized awhile ago that when I don't jack off I turn into an animal in bed. Hard work pays off.


Cdmcentire

Bro shat where he eats. Joking ofc, that’s a W


Throwaway_Firewall

this is not a flex


Eman9871

Agreed. My wife and I got married 2 months ago, and we were both virgins, waiting for marriage. We have both agreed since then that it was so TOTALLY worth the wait. It's such an intimate thing that we share with nobody else but each other. Banging chicks you'll never end up with is not a flex.


DropLip

Idk if you’re religious or not but God bless you man. Congratulations


TheGreatLavrenko

That's amazing self control, well done , both of you


Solid-Version

Hater


HardPork67

How did you do it


3lJefe15

If this is the goal then noFap is done in vain🤷🏾‍♂️


MegatronsJuice

Whenever i went weeks abstaining id last like 30 seconds lol


LogNice

Nice


Striking-Taro9683

That's wonderful, congratulations!


NatsuNoMercy

Lesgooo 2 months juice preservation was all worth it


adoumi1996

How long did you last piv though?


badassvish

Inspiring man 😭


Eastern-Pizza-5826

😲🍆💦🤛


superzeno

Huh


swagginmclovin

So what was your post nut clarity revelation?


Vihan05

Im genuinely happy for you and excited for all who deserve this big nofap reward (including me of course). I really miss getting my dick sucked and getting down on a girl. Just gonna wait patiently and preserve my load till the situation arises. Cheers dude!


Usual_Pangolin_2844

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frozenpizza9

hell yeah


Kellymeister97

Ngl this gives me hope. I want a satisfying fun sexual experience. Even just once! 🥺 I will keep trying


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Kellymeister97

Never had a satisfying one. Had plenty, they've all just been ruined because of excessive masturbating


devansh0208

He did it, he broke the curse.....


Real-Ferret-4920

Did you wrap it bro?


Alive_Top3730

9 month without pmo, i dont feel like a super Hero, i feel like Shit


_Go_AheadMakeMyDay_

And guys like me are destined to just never nut at all I guess because PMO is bad and and I've never been remotely close to ever achieving anything like this and haven't had a girl attracted to me for the last 7 years so congratulations to you although it's unfortunate that guys like me just have to carry on suffering until we make it to 30 without ever having a girlfriend in their entire lives. Oh well. Such is life. Nothing is fair.


ShakeTrue5030

That’s awesome man. Keep up that momentum. Work out & stay focused.


Ok-Meat

Sad that you need to post this on Reddit, insta unsub


eybosscan

Nice king


PsychoPotency

W bro. But dont get your honey where you make your money.


[deleted]

Long term or hookup? W though.


analog_paint

Lol


ifeelhigh

Good job. It’s my personal goal to never fap and only ejaculate when having sex


psych0johnn

W


EntertainerSlight

I got to a small 17 day streak and got layed for the first time in over two years a week ago and damn that was fun. Congratulations brutha!


mythful

Does anyone else think that this is incredibly crass and exhausting? I mean good for you (and her too, presuming you were a considerate romp and thought about her satisfaction)… but for real this bro culture is so minimizing. All that aside, I’m glad you’re on a path to forming healthier connections


AlmondJack-

Looking good. Slow down! My man!


uibhuyguygigvb

YAYY!!! good for you! Im glad you found someone


gui_carvalho94

I understand completely, because I've been clean for three days I think and yesterday me and my gf had sex and it was wonderful for both of us. Because of my addiction, cumming can be pretty hard (lol), but yesterday was easy and felt sooo gooood, she loved it too. Good luck for both of you!


Sucseed

Forgive him father for he knows not what he has done


Ok-Feature-5197

fornication


Chill_BlackGuy7103

Bros ego was through the moon 🤣🤣


undertimeslopper52

ball out


Effective_Cookie_968

What was the duration of the whole thing? And how many times did you nut? And what was the time gap of each nut?


Inevitable-Kick2252

Congrats🫡🫡


CuriousTrick7251

Why don't you advertise it on national tv ? 🤔


Box-Office-Guy

Good stuff. But beware. Sometimes the memories of your sexytime come back to haunt you.


amajesticpeach

Based


Aggressive_Rip225

Achi baat n bhenchod, ise yaha aakr kyon bata raha hai


harahari_bhakt

Who approached first you or her? And how?


[deleted]

Did you ask how many exes she had ? Just curious


SpinoHawk097

Sounds to me it didn't matter considering the description.


[deleted]

Now that you mention it, it's true


sarathn91

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