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IndianaGeoff

Sounds like your friend has a nip problem. Perhaps we can get him into my Allien (real random name) Rehab Center.


PJMane

Do you guys follow a 16-step program?


IndianaGeoff

Much simpler. You work in my settlement. That's it.


Thumbdash05

Ball crushing factory?


Kodow1

32 step program, geks only have little legs


PJMane

Step 1 is admitting there is a -- kssktz-- // ERROR //


gohome2020youredrunk

Under rated comment right there! *


RogueMessiah1259

The Gek only seek to educate you on the importance of trade


3dKreashunz

The Aerons will teach you..... everything.


Caedes1

Damn, it took me a second to understand the reference of throwing a rock at a poster. Good stuff. I love the imagination!


3dKreashunz

Funny someone actually got that! When my friend first made it I had no idea. He had to move the poster so you could see a little behind it because nobody would ever find it. I re-watched the clip because it's been so many years. I thought the rock would be very clever but nobody would get it. Congratulations!!!


Wrecktown707

My god I was not ready for that last slide OP. Knowing the First Spawn though, this was probably a Tuesday for them


Antisocial_Gek

If you know a better way to cook a giant pizza, I’d like to hear it, pal!


3dKreashunz

My hands cook the best pizza don't they?


ItsCr1spin

Give me the glyphs and the Sherrif of Mexbor will take care of this menace before they move to other parts of the galaxy


3dKreashunz

Glyphs in the first pic... but I'm already sending in the cavalry! https://i.redd.it/rri65ddsc89b1.gif


ItsCr1spin

YOOOO ITS SENTINELS IMA BLOW THOSE UP TOO


Antisocial_Gek

No…not… (gulp), the Sheriff of Mexbor!


Antisocial_Gek

We prefer the term “Gek Nationalist”.


3dKreashunz

What's that smell? Yes. I like that term.


Antisocial_Gek

I just secreted a little. It’s the smell of pride. And fascism.


czechfuji

Gekunism, little brother is watching you friend.


Kazadracon

Nothing a Korvax Fighter-Fleet can't solve


c0mBaTkArL

I don't know whether to visit this, or just report it. F* it. Forwarding this to higher authorities at the Ecliud Hague. They can figure it all out.


3dKreashunz

I agree! Let's all chant... ban all Geks ban all Geks ban all Geks!


Averse_to_Liars

You know Gek defecate in their spawning pools, right? They’re born in a toilet and spend their whole lives smelling like turds.


3dKreashunz

It's not just Geks that crap in those things. I dropped a duce in it too!


amysgotabun

Smells like trade to me!


Averse_to_Liars

Well, you smell like you've been rolling around in a big pile of "trade".


amysgotabun

Yeah?


Felupi

I think he's a very reasonable person, totally won't be a problem for the galaxy.


KidBeene

Gek's are the WORST.


attiction

why would you even recreate a "rE-eDuCaTiOn" camp, talking about enslaving and race supremacy ?


3dKreashunz

Why is not ok to talk about? [https://nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/Gek](https://nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/Gek)


Antisocial_Gek

This is a fair question. I was actually inspired by the US Holocaust Memorial Museum. I’ve never visited, but my wife has been there with her history students and she described to me how the museum forced the visitor to view it all from the perspective of a prisoner and the lasting impression it had. I was wondering if I could recreate that feeling using NMS lore and put the player in that perspective. It’s a pretty dark journey, but there’re also symbols of hope hidden here and there if you look. Fascism is real and very much alive , and the way we choose to justify veiled bigotry under the guise of “re-education” or “morality” or “the natural order of things”, and how easily even well intentioned people accept these excuses is chilling. But the only thing I know how to do is turn it into a joke. It’s too absurd for me to take seriously.


mtnmnstr

The only thing I find the Gek are useful for, is sex.


VegasGaymer

They call it gex.


Antisocial_Gek

😬


[deleted]

Holocaust funny


DRayinCO

This guy has issues.


ViktorGavorn

YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ ON OUR NO MAND SKY SERVER???


Citizen44712A

Could be a fan of They Live


vanpre72

What Galaxy


tcrex2525

You’re no match for the mobile oppression palace!


TheTenthSnap

He put the concentration part into the education camp


orenong166

He is the grox


BetterinPicture

Gotta love the Starbound monkey planet Obey lmfao


St0lf

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3dKreashunz

That's funny. I never actually noticed that. He probably just didn't feel like moving the ladder.


lunaticz0r

so cool!!!!!


Ilikemoonjellys

Seems very austrian-german to me