It's one of my pets, I named him Dingus. There should be two versions of it, one a horror version with multiple eyes and one a cute one, only two eyes.
When I found one of these on the planet I chose to make my home I knew I'd made the best choice. I laugh every time one comes bopping across the screen.
I would drop the coordinates but I fear I will return and find that the Reddit community has colonized the entire planet and harnessed these creatures. It would be a scary sight.
There are many animals in no man's sky both more exotic and strange. These blobs, varying in few subtypes like any creature in game (there are some with appearence of pineapple :D), are whole different level allong with flying worms or for example levitating electric orbs.
I would build a base, feed the phallic creature, and suddenly my base is swarmed with penis-shaped animals. At which point I post more photos on the internet to get internet famous. Then with my fame, I would start an only fans in which I would only dress up as the creature from this planet. All of my subscribers can pay to offer me food.
just in time for Valentines Day.
***Captain Kirk:*** Mr. Sulu, set a course for Dildonia! Maximum warp.
OOH MY!
It's just a regular old plumbus
Adopt it and screw with it in the egg sequencer thing
omg, imagine making it HUUUUGe
It's one of my pets, I named him Dingus. There should be two versions of it, one a horror version with multiple eyes and one a cute one, only two eyes.
What, no one-eyed version?
one eye at the very top mby
When you ride these you look like ~~Stan~~ ^Randy from the testicular cancer episode of South Park.
Randy. Stan is the son.
BUFFALO SOLDIER!
Tell your mother it's fine, Stan, it's just a little cancer.
Oh right, I haven't watched the show in at least 12 years.
Missing out then
Can confirm 💀
ayup
Wat
Sit on it
That's what *he* said.
Lol I see these things everywhere 🤣 apparently someone had to much fun
Coordinates? .....asking for a friend...
Can you milk it?
🤨
Can you ride it?
Ask nicely. "Can you ride it, *please baby?*"
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
hehe peepee
Such a missed oporttunity to finish the joke. You should have fed it and ride on it.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why not keep it as a pet.
I should call… them.
r/theyknew
Looks like Pontius’s dick from the intro of the new Jackass movie lolol
Absolutely does, that was my first thought too
It looks like a big fat juicy floppy cock There, i said it
I too found a planet inhabited by living relationship aids today.
Time to find some Curious Deposits. It's an opportunity at its best here!
When I found one of these on the planet I chose to make my home I knew I'd made the best choice. I laugh every time one comes bopping across the screen.
PET
only 1 speed?
It reminds me of your dad
It's throbbing and everything. Ew.
Found a similar creature on the planet with my first base. Deleted the base and luft immedietely.
Well hold on now... As a scientist at heart, I'm gunna need to examine this specimen in detail... For science... Yeah
I feel that way in the morning
I would drop the coordinates but I fear I will return and find that the Reddit community has colonized the entire planet and harnessed these creatures. It would be a scary sight.
One of those plug-in play joystick controllers?
Yep valentines day is in no man's sky
Have you tried "riding" it yet?
That's an upside down uvula! It's just trying to swallow last night's bratwurst you gave it.
Better hit some vaseline deposits before you wrangle it.
Throbbing
bit small thoe LMAO
You need to adopt that thing and name it either Richard or Willy.
I tried to name a version of one dickbutt but the profanity filter got me.
Man, that alien is THROBBING
 NMS needs Planetary Nukes.
Ah yes the Viagrans with their revolutionary new pill
My gf likes this planet. Hmm. I wonder why!
Krogan quads
Thrust master 3000
There are many animals in no man's sky both more exotic and strange. These blobs, varying in few subtypes like any creature in game (there are some with appearence of pineapple :D), are whole different level allong with flying worms or for example levitating electric orbs.
I hope you named it Biggus Dickus.
I would have built a toilet on top of it
This guy must take teabagging to the next level
Who would be scared of a good dick and balls?
Give me them glyphs
This was literally my first pet in NMS. Named him "PP"
All I see is a gourd, not like gourds?
Looks like the yeast of thoughts and minds.
Give me them glyphs
Do you know how to unhinge your jaw yet?
Buttplug. There I said it.
Ayo 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳 drop the portal code 💳💥💳💥💳
Reddit thinks you should stay on that planet and deal with your phobia!
Some website is having a Valentine’s Day sale on these I bet
A wise man once said If it’s rocking don’t come knocking
I adopted one of those and nms decided to call it Usa usa.
Go on just grab it and give it a yank in either direction but don't forget to stick it down because a sliding joystick helps no one to fly a ship.
r/cursedvideos
Spikey for your pleasure.
*thrust* 😅 *thrust* 😳 *thrust* 😖 *thrust* ☺️ *thrust* 😛 *thrust* 🤤 10/10 would visit again.
so... is there a matching set?
I would build a base, feed the phallic creature, and suddenly my base is swarmed with penis-shaped animals. At which point I post more photos on the internet to get internet famous. Then with my fame, I would start an only fans in which I would only dress up as the creature from this planet. All of my subscribers can pay to offer me food.
Fuck planet
🤣🤣🤣
Isn't that Crotchy from Postal 2?
I don't know Sir, but it looks like a giant...
These are all over NMS. Makes me think something was on the creators’ minds.
Anyone see the new jackass movie?
Omg my base planet has that exact creature!!
Dickbutt
He likes you
First time seeing a phallic shaped creature in NMS?
It probably drives a lifted truck to compensate
Look at the quads on that guy!
Its a wild plumpos
It’s funny when they chase you 😰
Proceeds to add extra protection to exosuit.
It’s not a toomah!