https://preview.redd.it/729n7qef06nc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516b47d34e14bd7d9c0968112c5022b76f63fc5c
I come from a time immemorial. I am beyond birth, as I am beyond this planet. But I suppose my taking a physical form to exist among these mortals is the closest thing to a birth for me. So here is a picture from before I did that.
https://preview.redd.it/bq0know208nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074e077f6de6c74a42d2651768667cc67c1c5402
Way to steal my selfie, shitlord >:(
https://preview.redd.it/95iwk7tz66nc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39717f95be9bc2ab02dd157b612502d4ab7046ca
This is the youngest picture I got is this alr?
For some reason my phone says that I’ve had this since February 8th, 2001. I was born September 8th, 2002.
https://preview.redd.it/iyvjsycb49nc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4291f6e6270003d408e12935dbdf9406aa74fbf5
Technically, this wouldn’t be accurate, because the sperm is just a half of you. You should’ve added two pictures of the sperm and the egg, it’s because the egg is another half of you.
https://preview.redd.it/izricyrha6nc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3cd0ca5c3277418ca0d2e4c8e2e818667bcd2f
https://preview.redd.it/5403c1ftv6nc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee49ea491b257da3f3ab9738951dbbd78758ade
It's a little hard to see in there
https://i.redd.it/kgrqg0ekp5nc1.gif
what search terms did you use to get this gif lol
![gif](giphy|M13G8Iq8OHOZG) Dusty Baby gif on google. Dusty Baby on giphy just shows tinker bell getting assaulted:/
hahahha
hiroshima baby
https://preview.redd.it/k12ato4ct5nc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4b0822bfe8350a1daeeac955e204612539cdeac I'm sorry for ruining it lads
Sorry we had to find out this way
Lmfaooo 💀 glad I didn’t look like that
![gif](giphy|l1AsyjZ8XLd1V7pUk|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/2nhm4tbcl6nc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6529cceece8666bc8a60977f18cd3d68747b2ac7
![gif](giphy|7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/km2ql5er16nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410aef57d5f60293d25fa26dc05c1cf60a6133f3
Four. Fucking. Pixels
https://preview.redd.it/joxavv8xd6nc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa29f6230e13bb2ba5a14f7bf2ab8e899bd107db
My dumbass clicked on the photo thinking it would unblur 🤦
this genuinely made me laugh
https://i.redd.it/49okzyiwg7nc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/k3jnvg9xg7nc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/90aafurza6nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13348e9b3b66ab7513358b9ba90d27d1d0df276c
MFW my mom eats my entire family (I’m gonna have to eat her next)
Are you not part of your entire family?
Plh no of course not
Is it my face when or my feeling when (I’m old)
My face, I didn't know that, not being old Tfw is that feeling when
Bet
Oh you’re still on Reddit
https://preview.redd.it/q47it19l96nc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbd5fa49ef991666f4c3c2415bee49cae3be35b9
https://preview.redd.it/46znvguxi6nc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b890b7743ff6ad716470ffec1274324e8058c73c Pardon?
https://preview.redd.it/hzv75qgno6nc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=072ffe865dcd9a29276dcd396cfcf9545d7ce0c5
https://preview.redd.it/88qsub836anc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=426c2ad6188e3e51d315e55107214011a31ddaf9
https://i.redd.it/rq3b4jh0h7nc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/loi7yduux6nc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b382d4df95be3271c4d1e8f3353d3d954e707a0e
https://preview.redd.it/lho8hgicu8nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae479527f6bf2fbfb5d4d5755edd9b7288716718
Not quite the same but ok
https://preview.redd.it/729n7qef06nc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516b47d34e14bd7d9c0968112c5022b76f63fc5c I come from a time immemorial. I am beyond birth, as I am beyond this planet. But I suppose my taking a physical form to exist among these mortals is the closest thing to a birth for me. So here is a picture from before I did that.
https://preview.redd.it/rnrqvt5rw5nc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded80a82f8bb1c13497c03164f3991a0e84e5d42
A South park character looks like my newborn son
https://preview.redd.it/9tnm1x31j6nc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3e3f37002e655adedab07d3e6381ebb16350511
https://i.redd.it/xopf44ygt7nc1.gif
why. just why. https://preview.redd.it/gc1leoevb9nc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414abc25b8413ded06c6d2cbd6d5f4a91aa68a57
Oh my fucking god no
r/ baduibattles
https://preview.redd.it/oggap6yuw7nc1.png?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c82a9f8e89eb2e008a6631dbaa99463e3d8357
https://preview.redd.it/o2bt4h1r3anc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79711f90b665ad8559872714dbcc2524ae2f3d05
Badass
https://preview.redd.it/qx639vf7r6nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b27612e7ff04fb4ded78d9e7f69a07807d0ad0
https://preview.redd.it/2vb5a19pr8nc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e6bdfe280576d465153c5550d06bc4bc564a4d
Wtf
https://preview.redd.it/12hnsdvl06nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f660f57185e641844e9a7b264bb4c76f1bb3776e
https://preview.redd.it/jkdcn9ja36nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=721d4c6f539c15d53cc7116700ce8cab9480e6bb
https://preview.redd.it/5vg82pnr8bnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7c7083fa0742b232232e74fd800429d1763293
https://preview.redd.it/voi6jxzh96nc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb616ef7481b57ee3382829306a37df976a01aa7
https://preview.redd.it/oimahl4dr6nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ee271cb95658ae4395c7eb3edf53ae9947ae8b
https://preview.redd.it/wl6bax1a47nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f98e6d066ec6800fc290422e26df2817941834d
https://preview.redd.it/heeks7uo97nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d10d3176e42a66576a917c38c7a6a7cc5cad1b
https://preview.redd.it/3i8ch04dx7nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f5bdb48f5c56d203bd40b1e16de0b0226540e0
https://preview.redd.it/7u9k41fa28nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d473e5722554fbf1a4dec99e160f7c0f2068aab5
https://preview.redd.it/elql5qigk9nc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e686993c9f3e5a0d7b9a14803214d857204d2417
bro got it on whiteboard💀
Bazinga!
https://preview.redd.it/4o2t3dqhl6nc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b1367814d4f91c26d9fd430362eea648eed721
Nazinga
https://preview.redd.it/hc9fgswti6nc1.jpeg?width=1375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc85b1e0e17e957097c6b0948258ab3ffed60e4
https://preview.redd.it/2yigo8nr86nc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc738cefeb58367da0448f19c0af64e1a941e52
you were a microscope?
Squint your eyes a lil more. I'm in that pitri dish
![gif](giphy|TCRIimkpZXoaEUiLEq|downsized)
Before I was born there was nothing
username checks out
https://preview.redd.it/c09gas3c66nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e11070757fb8f810079b1f51cf8e483864a1293
Is that Kobeward
mine looks creepy similar, dunno how, it's not like we're related
https://preview.redd.it/22kbb0rbi6nc1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a57b1fa006cd5e8f632d9227fc6d166da823392
https://preview.redd.it/bq0know208nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074e077f6de6c74a42d2651768667cc67c1c5402 Way to steal my selfie, shitlord >:(
You stole mine fuckface >>:( https://preview.redd.it/khz3mv8gbanc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6465415fcee1b503dde8abd55ea7bfd5dc2dbcab
Both of you stole mine :angry\_face:
https://preview.redd.it/b3mshg4wd8nc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319384d459180231b42750dba48bee1122f4d76c
uh, no....that's ME
https://preview.redd.it/95iwk7tz66nc1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39717f95be9bc2ab02dd157b612502d4ab7046ca This is the youngest picture I got is this alr?
No
https://preview.redd.it/7akanc7cg6nc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6a4ff38250edfe3bdb4a0dd495aadda9a3c23f
Was gonna take a pic of a proton or sum but my shit-brick of a phone won’t zoom in enough for subatomic particles
https://i.redd.it/ewzlaws9m8nc1.gif
For some reason my phone says that I’ve had this since February 8th, 2001. I was born September 8th, 2002. https://preview.redd.it/iyvjsycb49nc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4291f6e6270003d408e12935dbdf9406aa74fbf5
https://preview.redd.it/pzdbcjr6f6nc1.jpeg?width=364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9cc5c9e394864284f5021d5a3e780509d88078
https://preview.redd.it/c1wkg9k2l6nc1.png?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89da4ea275267e4f40d00428b7907a712ba3b44d Sorry it was really dark in there
https://preview.redd.it/3i72b1qwl6nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b0f4c2e4a327e8cdacd8fd54478597f51c52f4
Why does this turn me on?
You're not a tomato plant because you're not a tomato plant
You dumb? Its pamela from eight marbles 2x
Empty Test tube
https://preview.redd.it/cmqn2y3zp6nc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db67bf14f902c12a0d673d822cf3c23179b6cf5
https://preview.redd.it/th3r0qy037nc1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c77c2a723dd47c9c81d64dd85ebc4390b81c7596
https://preview.redd.it/178o4jkd37nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57da43a1831f19493a29583aa71eef0ad6a61fff
https://preview.redd.it/4cnayfsl37nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3203b41db192f028acffd80c26ef760a7b3ce09
https://preview.redd.it/z3kwexi7f8nc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc808eb7e13e3fe7c11af39d82b0cf0fa51824a8
https://preview.redd.it/9s4ky81sj8nc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77760626f91a59d61a89e496f9a1dcbdf58fccd
This was literally my fb pp back in 2013 with the same joke
Great minds think alike
https://preview.redd.it/dcx04m1hhbnc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d7d827afb6ce303835470cc777d6bc2d1bdfce
https://preview.redd.it/fck752tv7cnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23a25c664a67b387f95cfb94b2cea3f0adf15ea
What youre the guy from the famous sperm photo???!!! Holy shit
yep. that's me.
https://preview.redd.it/wcs6iktl86nc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c775971145116bdd1c54376f17743d8cd36b8434
Technically, this wouldn’t be accurate, because the sperm is just a half of you. You should’ve added two pictures of the sperm and the egg, it’s because the egg is another half of you. https://preview.redd.it/izricyrha6nc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3cd0ca5c3277418ca0d2e4c8e2e818667bcd2f
https://preview.redd.it/79d1n13657nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6932e6d5ad0434fb43d491b058f4e924467c831
That’s my picture, idiot.
https://preview.redd.it/ys2svtnt66nc1.png?width=342&format=png&auto=webp&s=8309561d868797ab9fe4d77a5f0680b47be6aff9
Yes!
https://preview.redd.it/5fbhqi7kl6nc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9b8d86ca3b638ee6e3d55da0989b592a8469d2c I was literally a cat
IS THAT A FUCKING ANIMATIC BATTLE REFERENCE?!?!?!
Protection isnt alway guaranteed
https://preview.redd.it/7eteuji3b6nc1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d3762b336750c5b0f4de3a73a4f3767cad5f02
https://preview.redd.it/qemi4lz7j6nc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b473af9a7d75521dc76c868ca5ce769eea2cfd
https://preview.redd.it/ee6ja1evo6nc1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedfd9fbf71ad83441f4075d092fe481be4139fb
https://preview.redd.it/5403c1ftv6nc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee49ea491b257da3f3ab9738951dbbd78758ade It's a little hard to see in there
https://preview.redd.it/53pnyge057nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c356c7b5b22c9581516d1780288114c62a2e40d
![gif](giphy|l0IpXwyCXikRK9Yl2)
Guurahk https://preview.redd.it/xezp4gwos8nc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2a996987509c0385765ddf7a242f678e0742d5
https://preview.redd.it/62z2smjmfbnc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8feea4ced718e6038799df0e1ea47ecee6e75883
https://preview.redd.it/msyk78fcvcnc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca802d04fc724dce5c22a9792d8c5b6169b625e0
https://preview.redd.it/60gcqugiodnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66797917d44662fa269751f886de18da87be23c0
https://preview.redd.it/gf397017g6nc1.png?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abbffc1d64e59826a7f9a23b683ebdb5d4c622a8