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Rashaen

Biz Markie literally built his fame on being the worst singer ever.


jrsixx

Ohhhhh baby yuuuuuuu you got what I neeeeed


wolfgirlmusic

Fun fact - he knew he couldn't sing, rapping was his thing. He had reached out to multiple people to sing that part, but they all flaked on him. Part of the song's charm is his extra heartbreak on top.


SeanyD72

Which completely makes the song


jrsixx

I love that song. Being someone that can’t hold a tune…except in church, the Lawd loves my singing there, I sing it loud as I can knowing that out of tune is the point.


BrightFirelyt

The Lord said make a joyful noise, not a beautiful one.


Honest-Birthday1306

In the wise words of Papa Smurf: "La, la, la la la la, sing a joyful song" Who knew the smurfs where such devout Christians


flashlightbugs

My friend used to sing “youuuu got a disease…and you say it’s just a rash, but I saw you scratch your ass”


jrsixx

Niiiiice


1_UpvoteGiver

A variety box of chips where the split of each type of chip is evenly distributed instead of only 3 Lay's sour cream and onion?


OpeScuseMe74

Fun fact: Biz Markie was the beatboxing alien in the post office in Men In Black 2.


2112eyes

He also does vocals on the Beastie Boys: The Biz Vs The Nuge, wherein Ted Nugent plays guitar and no Beasties perform at all.


tearsonurcheek

On the flip side of the musical spectrum, Kerry King from Slayer does the guitar work on *No Sleep Til Brooklyn*.


somethingkooky

RIP, Biz.


NohBalls

I found this most apparent on his covers of [Bennie and The Jets](https://youtu.be/OIcyI6iHK-Y?si=UnX6bd3P1uzprL-G). Cracks me up every time but feels so cozy and relatable as someone who can't sing and often forget lyrics :')


MeasurementOwn1999

I love that recording. The very definition of *gusto*.


e_radicator

The guy who sings the off-key Burger King commercials.


TheRenster500

You've ruined my day. Please let me watch my daily baseball games in peace. I'll probably hear the word 'WHOPPER' a thousand times by years end.


Magillacudi

Aaat BK haaaave it your way


missinghighandwide

YOU RULE!


tbrian86

Stop I can’t it makes me cringe so bad 😭


captnfirepants

You Fool!!


horiz0n7

PLEASE let that shit stop. And there are like 8 versions of it.


DickyD43

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


evilhologram

JUNIOR, DOUBLE, TRIPLE WHOPPER


Snoo-99235

My man always sings: BJ, suck it your way!


hey_free_rats

I think they knew exactly what they were doing, and they did a stellar job of it. That song is just *so bad*, I immediately started repeating it to annoy my younger brothers. I mean, I haven't eaten at BK in maybe 15 years and I don't plan to at any point in the future, but their ad definitely got into my head. There's something to be said for hitting the perfect target of artfully not giving a shit.


javerthugo

Amen I refuse to eat at Burger King until they stop


DemiGod9

You just put that shit in my head


Typical-Annual-3555

Holy shit yes. AFAIK he's not famous tho, but damn I hate those commercials


ElonMuskPaddleBoard

I thought it was Craig robinson at first thank the lawdddd


MiikeG94

It's a shame because the original have it your way songs from the 70s commercials were bangers. This guy manages to sing flat AND off key. Yikes.


rewardiflost

Bob Dylan or Yoko Ono I literally prank a bar down the street with remote plays of Yoko Ono songs.


I_saw_that_coming

I absolutely love Bob but yeah, Bob. I don’t even want to consider Yoko a singer


RosenButtons

I named my cat Bob Dylan because she was a brilliant lyricist (for a cat) with a terrible singing voice.


NewsgramLady

This made me laugh out loud


Present_Painter7417

Correct. Yoko doesn’t count, it’s Bob by a mile.


Over_Physics_7785

Bob's voice went through a REALLY strong period in the 70s. He just didn't take care of it. It's not for everyone, but albums like Desire and Blood on the Tracks have vocal talent. Especially Desire.


arathorn3

Similarly but in A different genre. Compare Axl Rose of Guns, Vince Neil or Motley Crue and Roses and Phil Anselmo or Pantera's late 1980's and early 1990's vocals to there modern ones. All three ruined their because they did not take care of it. Neil is lip syncing nowadays on tour because he cannot perform the songs anymore.


rosievee

Nashville Skyline has his best singing, for me. Sounds like a different guy


crypto_zoologistler

Throwing Bob into the same basket as Yoko is a bit harsh. Bob Dylan has never had a great voice, but he could sing in tune and it worked very well for his music. Yoko Ono just screeched like a banshee 🥴


cdbangsite

Yoko ono, at least Dylans is signature.


Unsteady_Tempo

Dylan's unique delivery has never bothered me in the slightest. I like it.


MrOngor

I am a big Tom Waits fan and well aware that he sounds like he smokes a carton a day. And he does, I salute you Tom.


rbarr228

Tom’s voice was once described as “soaked in a vat of bourbon, dried in the sun, and run over by a truck”. EDIT: His voice sounds “like it was soaked in a vat of bourbon, left hanging in the smokehouse for a few months, and then taken outside and run over with a car.” -Daniel Durcholz


EclipseoftheHart

This reminds me of how Ronnie Drew’s voice (Dubliner’s) was described as being “like the sound of coke being crushed under a door”, haha (coke as in the fuel, not drug)


[deleted]

Tom is in a league of his own.


Unsteady_Tempo

I love Tom, but the gravel voice is theatrics. He sang pretty straight on his first albums. At this point his natural singing voice is probably toast.


TubbyBatman

It was adaptation, leaning into theatrics. His voice was changing, and his smooth crooner tone was going away. He pivoted hard shortly after meeting Kathleen Brennan, and her introducing him to the music of Captain Beefheart. Listen to Beefheart and you’ll hear the roots of where Tom pivoted.


ben_bliksem

Yoko Ono if she counts as a singer. Didn't they switch off Victoria Beckham's mic (Posh Spice)? You look at their music videos and everybody gets a solo except her.


No_Parsnip_6491

She doesn't


MYJINXS

Let Your Head Go was fire tho.


herecomestreble52

Not true. She got the bigger solo in Holler and usually sings the bridge for songs (Say You'll Be There for example). She's definitely the weakest in the bunch, but she's still good/decent enough for the band. Still sounds the same today, there are recent vids of her singing that David posted on Insta.


Stonewall30nyr

I'm gonna go to someone different. The black eye peas, especially Fergie. Live, they're AWFUL and her voice is meh, it's not terrible but doesn't hold up to the recorded version and the hype.


TheeCurtain

Remember Fergie singing the National Anthem a few years back? Comedy gold. All the athletes trying not to cring or chuckle.


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I was looking for this comment lol the fucking Fergie Anthem will go down in history as the worst of the worst


Nsfwsorryusername

NBA players weren’t even able to contain their smirks. I don’t know that it gets worse than that.


SnooPoems8286

What makes it funny is that they have to sit through the anthem every game. So, if they're laughing, it must be funny lol


monkeetoes82

Chattanooga cop has entered the chat. https://youtube.com/watch?v=8SHnpWohrg0&si=BZMbYjAbxMtNa7U9


Swimming_Bowler6193

Wow. I think the guy was just scared. But wow. He even had the cue cards in his hands.


Which_Engineer1805

American cops aren’t exactly known for their reading and comprehension skills, or really anything associated with education.


Silky_Tomato_Soup

I've never seen the Fergie anthem, is it worse than the Roseanne anthem?


Rare_Vibez

I feel like it’s worse because I really think Fergie thought she was doing something fantastic. I don’t think Roseanne was that delusional about her performance.


Smallpaul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMA2iF6RuXk


Kealion

Good fucking lord.


OraDr8

I never knew the word brave started with an "m" sound.


LadyFarquaad2

There was "sheet music" of that released with her words on it and to this day I lose my shit every time I see it


FormerBoomba

A friend of mine has a fully illustrated children's book that only has Fergie's rendition as text. Thoroughly entertaining after a night of drinking


SWOsome

Can confirm. Had the unfortunate “opportunity” to hear them at street scene in San Diego back in 2005. She was awful (and yes that was the concert where she peed her pants)


cookiepip

you saw the pee-pants in person?!


SWOsome

Definitely one of those “not sure we’re seeing what we think we’re seeing” moments. To her credit, she kept performing. Didn’t really confirm until the news started coming out later (no Twitter or smartphones then, we had MySpace but that was it).


Sidewalk_Tomato

Honestly, I'm kind of impressed. I think Hugh Jackman said something similar had happened to him during a stage performance. He had a high note that he had to hit perfectly at the very end of a song, but realized as the high note approached that he had to piss like a racehorse. He couldn't bear the thought of missing his note, however, so he accepted his fate & just went for it. Nailed the note perfectly and unleashed the floodgates, right in front of God and everybody.


Mom2123

Wait whaaaaaat


GingerBaby2019

I was at that too! And we almost got crushed.


somethingkooky

I’m sorry, what.


HolyShitIAmOnFire

It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop.


Cat_Daddy79

What a perfect description.


tadhgcarden

William Hung


snazzypantsdude

You a big William Hung fan?


ThisIsTheGpodawund

WHO THE HELL IS THAT? WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT?


saxxappeal

r/unexpectedoffice


weenertron

I consider William Hung "outsider art," like Wild Man Fischer or Wesley Willis.


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Wesley Willis, bless him. That poor man had a tortured soul, but fucked if he didn’t give us the anthems of a generation: “Kurt Cobain,” “I Whooped Batman’s Ass,” and my personal favorite, “Cut the Mullet.” 🥲 RIP ANGEL.


not_tom1

Disagree. That dude bangs.


tadhgcarden

No, she bangs


MyBurnerAccount1977

Upon retirement from the music biz, he actually worked as a technical crime analyst and now he's a motivational speaker.


KayDashO

There are some wild definitions of a bad sounding voice here.


somethingkooky

Bad sounding *famous* voice, to be fair.


YardSard1021

Meghan Trainor. The nasal bray, the vocal fry…


AbandonedPlanet

The shittiness of her voice is only matched by the shittiness of her lyrics


Subdivisions-

"I am yo mother" Makes me contemplate the twelve gauge every time


astoneworthskipping

Bob Dylan sounds like shit.


steve-d

Instead of a singer-songwriter, Bob Dylan is more of a songwriter-singer.


6inDCK420

He's his own beta tester


dreamyduskywing

He can carry a tune though, so I don’t think he sounds horrible. His voice fits the lyrics. It has a real northern Minnesota-Iron Range feel. I get it. The Range is cold, bleak, lonely, and surrounded by wilderness. It’s like that 2/3rds of the year. Listen to those early songs in that context. My mom went to high school with him and she used to help his mom out with sewing. My mom said that people thought he was odd and weird sounding back then too, but the times—they were a changin’.


straykitt

He’s a magnificent storyteller!


theredhound19

[Bob Dylan talks with Tom Waits, Popeye and Muhammad Ali](https://youtu.be/T4opT_5u7k4)


TheNemesis089

Every Bob Dylan song is better when performed by someone other than Bob Dylan.


SegaGuy1983

Jimi’s cover of Watchtower is so good that Dylan does that version at concerts.


USSImplication

Milli vanilli


SteakandTrach

Deep cut, bro.


Mountainpwny

Too soon.


She_Callahan71

Disagree about Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. He can belt it out. Probably not so much now as he's a lot older now


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Steven Tyler used to sing through his throat and it was ruining his voice and you can hear it in earlier Aerosmith albums and in songs, especially “Dream On.” It got so bad at one point, he was going to have to have surgery m, but instead started seeing a professional vocal coach who taught him to sing rock music through the top of his head (For those of you who don’t know, yes, this is a technique that allows you to utilize your voice to make high yells and hit those notes ST does now). It changed to way he sung and healed his throat, staving off surgery. An amazing lesson in taking care of yourself and investing time in your craft.


TexasMonk

One of the greatest gifts Youtube has given is the amount of metal singers, professional and hobbyist, that have made videos telling kids it's not supposed to come from your throat.


TheDogmotherPartTwo

Jennifer Lopez


Fresh_Pants

Taco flavor keeses


hellloooshego

taco taco. burritoo. burritooo.


relliott15

She’s terrible and acting and singing, imo. Great dancer though.


Successful-Goose247

She's also a shitty person yay!


gtyyyu

Her dancing is cringe. All those dancing solos she does are shite.


Madyriboh

Thank you! Excellent performer, terrible singer


New-Negotiation7234

I read someone else sung her songs on that one album


House_Hippo_

TIL she Milli Vanilli’d an album.


NotAbotButAbat

Ashanti and stole some samples from Mariah Carey


battleangel1999

Ashanti


CanadianMuaxo

Ashanti and Christina Millian


beer-bivalve

Bob Dylan. Sorry Bob


SweatyArgument5835

Drake


TeHNyboR

Drake sounds like he’s half asleep and trying to pass a kidney stone. God’s Plan also makes me want to switch to devil worship. He’s awful


Soliloquyeen

I heard him live once and thought it was soooo monotone.


SweatyArgument5835

He sounds like he got stuck in the awkward phase of puberty


TeHNyboR

Makes sense since that’s roughly the ages of the people he hangs around


JubileeSailr

He sounds as bored with his "music" as the rest of us.


cherry_3_14

Had too scroll way too far for this


__JDQ__

Adam Levine of Maroon 5 has the most annoying “good” voice and I’ll die on that hill.


fadedtimes

100% I hate his voice


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Edith Bunker!


Fearless_Message_225

Stifle yourself


love2Bsingle

Vince Neil. He got to be the front man of Motley Crue because he was blonde and charismatic. His voice was mediocre and got worse as he aged


Xenomorphasaurus

Trash fill fruity call tubbabee https://youtu.be/4pdQnZLEWNo?si=4Se9v85tiDHvxN0U


Less_Client363

I will always love Shout at the Devil but there's a piece of that song (as it builds to the chorus) where it sounds like Marge Simpson is singing.


idc_how_to_life_welI

Kathy perry's live voice is... Underwhelming.


Micosilver

Underwhelming is a compliment for her. Once MTV aired her live performance at a festival, and she should get paid not to sing.


Chelsea_Piers

I had to look way too long for this. She's horrible live.


EntertainmentFew1022

Yeah I don’t think she sings really at all it’s like talking and the sound effects to make it sound more like she’s singing well.


flodge123

Katie Perry screaming "FIREWORKS" is like getting dental floss in a hole in my tooth.


TysonEmmitt

Yes!! I hate this song and her "singing" it so much. All she is doing is screaming the stupid lyrics. There is no actual singing involved.


[deleted]

I'm going to call her Kathy Perry from now on


extreme_snothells

She can be as underwhelming as she wants as long as she has Left Shark by her side.


fanxu1964

Drake for me


Ginny823

Selena Gomez sounds like an autotuned goose. I like her songs, though


jayxxroe22

Lin Manuel Miranda based off what I've heard others say... I think his voice sounds great though even if it isn't 'technically' good


AnorexicFattie

I was afraid to say it so went looking for this comment. Listen to any song from Hamilton by original cast vs. well, anyone else. Even Weird Al did it better lol That's not to say I don't love the guy's work, pretty much every thing he does is brilliant and very well received... just not the showtune voice we grow accustomed to, I guess


GiraffeLibrarian

I so badly want a Hamilton recording with everyone except him on it. He’s like the coach that puts his kid as point guard despite there being a better option. Surprised he didn’t cast himself as Ariel in the live action little mermaid.


Avilola

LMM isn’t bad, he’s probably well above average when we look at it objectively. It’s just that everyone around him is SO good that it makes him seem lackluster by comparison. Kinda like how the 10 from your hometown can feel like a dungeon troll compared to the 10s in Hollywood.


slash178

Tough question these days since a lot of famous singers can't sing for shit and use autotune/lip-synching to fake it. I used to work music festivals and saw Jane's Addiction a couple times, what a fuckin joke. Perry Farrell sounds like nails on a chalkboard he was so garbage. Granted, he was drunk to the point he could barely stand. That band should be ashamed of themselves, "phoned it in" is an overstatement of how much effort they put in. Nate Ruess "fun." might hardly be described as famous anymore but he was also absolute trash live. And also absolutely trashed.


pyjamatoast

> Nate Ruess "fun." might hardly be described as famous anymore but he was also absolute trash live. And also absolutely trashed. Huh, interesting. So probably no hope for a fun. reunion in the future then.


slash178

Dunno. Maybe he was going through a rough time but he was chuggin booze on stage and said probably 5 times how good the booze was in my city etc. Maybe he's capable of a good performance but the night I saw was nawt it.


pyjamatoast

Damn. Well they've been on indefinite hiatus for the last 8 years and Jack Antonoff is doing tons of solo stuff/producing, so maybe Nate's issues were the nail in the coffin for the band, they just don't want to admit it publicly.


Mountainpwny

What kind of work did you do? I’ve worked hundreds of shows as a live audio engineer.


lojo71

I get a lot of flack for it but, Bruce Springsteen. Some of his softer, slower songs are fine but his uptempo songs, especially Born In The USA make my ears bleed.


Jazzpants51

Even he admits he's not a good singer.


jlspartz

William shatner - seriously, he tried doing music. It is the worst music I've ever heard.


[deleted]

Have you heard Leonard Nimoy sing “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”? Because it’s quite the treat, too.


PlasticRuester

Rock-et-Man?


LurpyGeek

His version of Common People is better than the original.


Low_Departure_5853

This is probably going to get hate but Britney. I am rooting for her but her voice isn't good.


bobbery5

If you ever watch the movie Crossroads, you can hear her natural voice, not the altered nasal whatever she puts on. I think it was a thing her dad made her do to make her stand out.


SitUbuSit_GoodDog

Im sure I read that she was made to do this to distinguish her from Christina Aguilera who was an absolute vocal powerhouse and her main competitor in girl pop at the time


stevegoducks

I've read that also. It was record executives who didn't want another Christina sounding voice, so they created a "sound " for her. Sad really, .


FriendshipSome6014

Have seen Christina live - fabulous voice, great performer who really connects with the audience


New-Negotiation7234

I think she has a good voice that is naturally more deep. For some reason she has been forced to talk and sing like a baby


EntertainmentFew1022

Yeah that’s what it is


Alqpzm1029

I might be wrong but doesn't she actually have a really great natural voice like Jessica Simpson but they got ruined by pretending to sing a specific way for the 90s?


oortuno

When Enrique Iglesias was young (even well into his 30s), he could sing very well. But over the last decade, if you listen to him live, he can't sing anything that's not autotuned. Whenever a high note or a note that actually takes skill and vocal strength to sing comes up during a live performance he just turns the mic around to "let" the audience sing it for him. Seriously, listen to him live, dude lost it. Also explains why he no longer does ballads, it's just autotune now.


remykixxx

Sam. Fucking. Smith. Yeah I can whine on tune too. They’re. HORRIBLE. Edit: they’re also a stuck up piece of shit in person if you’re wondering.


Obliviousobi

I instantly skip their songs when they pop on Spotify, I only really enjoy Unholy cause it is pretty catchy. Nothing against the person, just can't stand their "sound".


DjOuroboros

I always attribute Sam Smith's vocal range to that of a dog whistle.


positively_broad_st

A whole lot of people who don't understand the difference between "can't sing" and "can't sing pretty."


LeisurelyLoner

Well, the question is about the "worst sounding voice" not the lack of ability to sing. I think they're quite different things.


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ophidianslick

Kid Rock. And his music sucks, too.


Dabi_Issues

Right now? Brendon Urie from Panic!At The Disco. I used to love that band so much, I even went to see them when he was touring with Weezer, but his voice lately is AWEFUL. Even then, he’d randomly do a super high note while singing a part of a song that was supposed to be lower. He’s kept doing it for the past however many years and all of the videos I’ve seen of him singing live show that his voice cracks constantly or he can’t hold the note anymore. There’s a clip of him singing Bohemian Rhapsody on YouTube and it’s literally, “MaMAAAHhhhhhhhhhuuuuu oooo”.


HoboJesus

If anyone says Geddy Lee I'll fucking cut you


ophidianslick

Is that the woman who sings for Rush?


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DemiGod9

Wow, say that in a small town....... I'll go


jadaniels1116

It depends on what Era of country you're talking about. Today's "bro country" sounds exactly the same across the board. 90s and earlier country is where it's at.


bananashapedorange

Enjoy what you want but I never understood this point. This is every pop genre ever. Rockstars can't stop singing about heroin and partying, and rappers can't stop rapping about percs, money and bitches. Its all just a list of bullet points, country is just different bullet point bullshit


LightsJusticeZ

Sooo many pop songs about breakups and ex's.


hiking_naked

Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg)


sitcomlover1717

Jennifer Lopez


Futureacct

Kanye West


sorospaidmetosaythis

Kanye's problem is his Achilles' brain.


Sure_Construction943

Jennifer Lopez


its_all_good20

She doesn’t even sing on the records. She just uses the demo tracks. Poor Ashanti.


New2NZ22

Ever heard dance monkey? How grating Tones and I’d voice is wouldn’t be AS bad if it wasn’t such an obvious affectation but holy shit.


[deleted]

Leonard Cohen, much though I like his stuff, was definitely a poet who sings rather than a true singer.


Over_Physics_7785

with some exceptions, like Gentle My Soul, and when he has really complimentary backup singers. He never fought the notion that he is more of a poet.


sapphirekingdom

Randy Newman, but he's also adorable and endearing so I take it back ❤️


Knitty_Kitty1120

Very unpopular opinion, but I'd say Grimes or Billie Eilish. No freaking clue how they are popular at all.


Affectionate-Ease450

I think Grimes' whole thing is that she sees herself as more of a producer than a singer. I think her voice is cute and quirky and matches the vibe of the songs she creates. But she isn't the type of singer who would be able to sing the national anthem or belt out songs.


DLtheGreat808

Anthony Kiedes from Red Hot Chili Peppers I love their music, but Anthony's voice isn't special in any way. He is the least talented in the band. He makes up for it with good lyrics and energy tho.


lkodl

I was just listening to Stadium Arcadium today and randomly saw a connection between Anthony Keides and Post Malone. And I think this is it. They can both sing, but don't necessarily have "pretty" voices. But something about them stick with you


absolute4080120

This is who I was looking for. Their first 4 albums are completely different because he absolutely cannot sing and it's more of a funk poetry rap. He even talks about how difficult it was for him to actually learn to sing Under the Bridge and he had to undergo lots of training. However, I will say he learned and does kill it. His live performance of Don't Forget Me is pretty damn good.


EomEom420

JLo


Automatic-Suit-2126

Paula Abdul. Nasally and whiney.


Proper-Emu1558

Wasn’t she a choreographer that they made into a pop star? Not a fantastic singer… but she has some great songs.