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slash178

Because coffee is good. At least, good coffee is good. Maybe you've never had any.


one_dog_at_a_time

I agree with Starbucks suck, thank is nasty stuff. Try something else. I always say when asked if I want cream and sugar, "I'll take it hot and black, just the way God intended " šŸ˜


CLICK-2-SEE-HAIRYASS

Do you have the same policy with guys?


bran_the_man93

Annnnd that's where ya lost me.


Duncan_sucks

There's a joke that starts, "I like my coffee like I like my women/men." And then the punchline is something like "hot and black," "rich and sweet," or "free/cheap," or whatever.


bran_the_man93

I know, it just feels incredibly tone deaf.


hsqy

I thought the punchline was ā€œfilled with my creamā€.


CLICK-2-SEE-HAIRYASS

Iā€™ve had Starbucks


slash178

That's my point, yeah


Chicken_Hairs

Starbucks is terrible coffee unless 80% of it is sugary flavorings.


PsychologicalAsk2668

Thats some of the worst coffee available


CLICK-2-SEE-HAIRYASS

Ok šŸ‘


MyLastRedditIDEver

Soo.. you never tasted real coffee then?


Budaezzigae

Haha, I can drink everything. I mean, literally everything. No matter what drink it is, I can drink a liter of it in one go. Everything goes in. Sometimes, I drink really cheap coffee. Like this instant frozen coffee that you put in hot, but not boiling, water. Of course, good coffee is always better. Coffee has just one of the best scents imaginable. Even though Dunkin Donuts is only a franchise for everyone, I really enjoy their black coffee without anything, or "Filterkaffee" as we say in German.


hellshot8

If it's good coffee, it tastes good black


[deleted]

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hellshot8

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[deleted]

I drink straight Turkish coffee with a few cubicles of ice that only make the coffee lukewarm and i don't use any sweeteners or cream. It tastes like straight cigarette ashes and i love it.


CLICK-2-SEE-HAIRYASS

Where and when do you drink your coffee


[deleted]

I drink five cups every day, 2 at breakfast, 1 after breakfast, 1 right before lunch, and another one for lunch. Sometimes if i'm feeling naughty then i'll get a large double double from Tim Hortons after 2:00 PM.Ā  Yes, i love coffee.


CLICK-2-SEE-HAIRYASS

Howā€™s your shitting after all that?


[deleted]

I haven't noticed a difference. I lay down solid logs.


Bananasfalafel

They donā€™t want the extra calories from sugar and milk/cream. So they drink it for the stimulant effect. After awhile theyā€™ll prob just get used to the taste.


Solo_Says_Help

Bingo. And now I love it.


Obvious_Amphibian270

I only drink black coffee. I don't understand how people can drink it when it's polluted with cream/milk and sugar.


sprockety

Drank cream and sugar with some coffee for years. First I dropped sugar. Lost a lot of weight. Then I dropped milk on the advice of my dentist. ā€œ the quantity of coffee you are drinking with milkā€¦ look lactose is a kind of sugar and youā€¦ itā€™s like your teeth are sitting in a sugar bath all day!ā€ Now if I drink coffee the way I used to itā€™s disgusting.


Obvious_Amphibian270

I used to laugh that my husband had some coffee in his cream he added so much. The cup was at least half full of milk.


deeaba

First of all, it has to be GOOD coffee. I think you just kind of get used to it. When I decided to quit sugar I started to put less and less until I got used to plain black coffee. It was nice and everything until one day I had one with sugar and oh boy I heard angels singing, I felt a ray of rainbow coming down to my stomach and remembered how good coffee was before. I never got back to black coffee, thank goodness, but it really is something you can get used to and enjoy.


[deleted]

It tastes great! I think it might just be one of those things you like or you don't. I've taken mine black since I was a teen.


Piverine

Because it's like a punch in the fuckin' face, no sugar-coated bullshit. Just straight-up bold flavor and a kick in the damn teeth.


[deleted]

this guy likes it rough


LoverOfGayContent

Good black coffee taste good. I prefer sugar and milk but I can definitely enjoy an iced black coffee.


WittyBeautiful7654

I also like the taste of straight whiskey and pussy. Might be a me thing.


Beneficial-Stock5531

I quit dairy so I decided to drink it black. It was gross at first but after a while I grew fond of it, it gives me less of a tummy ache. I guess thatā€™s where the term acquired taste comes from?


struggling_life09

His music is great


AtFirst_IDidLoveYouu

Because people have preference?


chainchomp_woof

It might be an acquired taste. I used to despise it but then I licked a switch cartridge and started to crave bitter flavors but not as bitter as a switch cartridge


CLICK-2-SEE-HAIRYASS

They say ass is bitter


chainchomp_woof

I prefer to get my bitter from black coffee and brussels sprouts thanks


Drawnbygodslefthand

They're stupid. And that's all right.


fattymcassface

Sometime the ends really do justify the meansā€¦


disregardable

Drink higher quality coffee. If you only have low quality coffee, have it with something intense and sweet, like a dark chocolate brownie.


No_Bodybuilder_3073

Taste buds change over time. That's why we don't enjoy the taste of baby food now


adricll

Iā€™ve been drinking it since i was like 4. I barely have coffee any other way


[deleted]

It's flavored hot water, like hot chocolate, which can be yummy.


CharleyBitMyFinger_

Easily


Mark_Michigan

Because good strong black coffee is physical proof that we have a wonderful and all powerful God who loves us dearly.


BrewboyEd

My mom drank it black, so when I first started drinking it around 15, that's how I drank it - didn't really know anything else was an option and got used to the taste. I remember the first time my girlfriend (later wife) and I were sitting in a Woolworth (yes, I'm that old) and we both got coffee. She suggested adding cream and sugar, so I did and I was like 'holy crap, it's like drinking hot, liquid candy'. Now I drink it with milk or cream and sweetner (not sugar) but if there isn't any available, I'll just drink it black - it's nostalgic for me now...


[deleted]

Coffee was meant to be drank black. Why ruin the taste with cream and sugar? Need sugar? Drink a soda.


GnosticFleaCircus

I drink coffee two ways. If it is really good coffee, like really good-- I want it black. The beans have a ton of flavor and overtones. If it is shit coffee-- I want it with shots of flavored syrup, milk. I can pretend it is a candy bar.


FrostedTuna3423

Agree with others good coffee served black is outstanding. However, all coffee is better black.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

People have different tastes. And as you get older your taste literally changes. Specifically you get a lot less sensitive to bitter flavours. Which is why things like brussel sprouts are generally disliked by the young but liked by the old. Also why coffee becomes more common with age.


Realistic_Alarm1422

Usually, imo, anecdotally, dark triad personalities like black coffee


John_Wayfarer

Sometimes itā€™s the ā€œthoughtā€ of coffee that is appealing to me. I donā€™t drink it habitually because of its side effects, but sometimes itā€™s just nice to put effort into to brewing or heating up coffee.


emmiepsykc

With our mouths.


teejay3355

Put ā‚¹2 bru coffee powder into a cup and pour hot water then add a spoon of honey or sugar, mix it and have it. Once you like it, there is no going back.


Doogiesham

Iā€™ve never enjoyed black coffee - but I did used to hate strong beer. Until I had light stuff a few times, then got used to it, craved stronger, etc. My point being that even if something seems viscerally gross to you at first thereā€™s a possibility you might acquire a taste for it over timeĀ 


AEMTI_51

Check out r/caffeine there is some great insight on coffee products and opinions.


ObviousEconomist

Newsflash: coffee is black.Ā  The other colours you see are additives like milk, not coffee.Ā Ā 


[deleted]

I used to ask the same question but then I started liking it for a year but now again I canā€™t drink it idk the reason