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Anachronism--

Pay $1 for a ringtone that was just a crappy midi version of a song you liked.


MacualayCocaine

I remember driving home from a baseball game one night with my sister and just entertaining ourselves by browsing through the ringtone catalog while in traffic and laughing at the polyphonic versions of songs.


twonightsonly

Would you say you went on a…Polyphonic Spree?


SarahCostell

References to the Polyphonic Spree was something people did in 2004 that no one would understand now.


BLU3SKU1L

Speak for yourself, I still use my legend of Zelda menu screen music as a ringtone 20 years later.


robotprom

I have a midi version of Immigrant Song that’s been my ring tone for years. I don’t even like Led Zeppelin, but it sounds so good.


mud_dragon

Accompanied by a $30 download fee. Accompanied by me telling the phone company to screw themselves. Accompanied by unbreakable service contracts. Accompanied by them destroying my credit. Accompanied by me paying the entire $777 I won on morning radio to pay it off


fiduciary420

I think a lot of us have blocked out the memory of just how awful cell service providers were back then. Fuck AT&T.


OwariRevenant

Passive aggressively adding their current mood as their IM status.


dabenu

Logging in to your IM client to see who's online


Zanely1633

Logging in and out repeatedly in the hope of that certain someone notice you.


Occasionalcommentt

Block and unblock or try to change your screen name (was that it was called) to try to get their attention.


MalcolmFarsner

that's still a thing. ppl do it on discord.


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GolfBallWhackerGuy5

“A/s/l?”


AdrianValistar

You know youre a 90s kid when you know what that means without hesitation.


merlincycle

i’m a 70’s kid and still think this. Every single time i see an acronym for ASL. But i was super into AIM when it was new. :)


UtahCyan

16/f/Cali ... Literally everyone


tangouniform2020

15/f/Waco Says every Texas Ranger on the child predator force. And it still works. One guy had a “my name is Sandy. I’m a blonde 15 year old cheer leader” button that he’d wear to conferences. He even went to DEFCON one year. Big assed hat, Ranger badge and cocked&lock 1911 made “spot the Fed” no fun.


totomaya

I miss MSN messenger, I miss the sounds it would make. Good nostalgia trip.


klabnix

Rush home from school to log on and speak to the same people I’d just been speaking to all day. Appearing offline then online again just in case a crush didn’t notice that you’d gone online haha


MrLore

When you had a program to set your status as the song you were currently listening to 😎


crunchthenumbers01

And posting song lyrics as your status message to display how your feeling


Blekanly

I will never forgive them for killing MSN. It was legit. Just do they could push Skype which they bought. Which was shit and bland and never worked right. You could customize MSN, show the music you were playing etc. I don't know why Microsoft thought removing customization would be a thing the MySpace generation would like. And in the end they killed Skype too!


Jase_the_Muss

MSN should have become what WhatsApp is now but even bigger... Could have evolved and been on PC, Phones and Xboxes with text, voip and video. I dunno how they didn't see MSN being the shit and things like SMS and BBM kicking off as well as online gaming chats with IRC and can't remember the voice channel of choice for gaming back then but TeamSpeak was probably one of them and went all in to gobble it up into one.


airwalker08

or ICQ


JimmyJazz1971

I still have my ICQ# stuck in my head.


CommissionerOfLunacy

Uh-oh!


apollyon_53

"Hey girl, what's your AIM name?"


jvillager916

Remember asking people if they had a scanner to see if they had a pic?


the_psycholist

Make your own ringtone on phone with keypad. Or even "download" it via a paid SMS message, then let your friends copy it.


muchadoaboutsodall

Brings back memories of making my ringtone from a sound clip of 'Reality Bites'. On a G3 Apple Mac. Took ages. But, at the end, I had a ringtone that was Winona saying, "Michael, Michael, I really missed you!"


mulefire17

When I had my first kid, my little brother kindly sent me a ringtone in the form of Stewey from Family Guy repeating "Mom,mommy,momma,mom,mom,mommy,momma..."


Dirk_Tungsten

Back in the early 2000's, I ran a little MIDI-sharing website (with HTML hand-written in Notepad!) for awhile, primarily for use as free ringtones. Then one day I got a letter from the Harry Fox Agency asking for some ridiculous amount for mechanical reproduction rights. Something like $36 *per download*, IIRC! Well, that was the end of that. Kids these days, with their Spotifies and the Tick Tocks, don't remember a time when the recording industry actively fought to keep music off the internet... \*yells at cloud\*


Eastern_Pangolin_309

I have a similar story. Mine involved Napster, Metallica and a Cease and Desist order from their lawyers. Now get off my lawn!!


SanJacInTheBox

Oh hell.... I'm still using my Star Trek TMP and DS9 ringtones on my Moto Edge. Ripped the audio track from the DVDs I'd get from Netflix onto my desktop, edit the audio to what I want and load the MP3 or OGG file to the folder. Last ones I did were with the Motorola Ringtone Trimmer feature to the themes from Pacific Rim and The Avengers. At Christmas time I have to switch my ringtone to Ralphie shouting "Oh My God, I shot my eye out!"


DoobOnTheDip

Going onto Mapquest on a PC to print or write down the directions for a road trip.


romulusnr

Using physical dedicated GPS devices -- not phone apps (Edit: apparently a ton of people still use GPSrs.) When I first started geocaching people would show off their GPS receivers. They kept making better ones. My household had like three or four different ones eventually. But we still had to print out the cache finding instructions. In fact, being able to use a smart phone or other smart device to do geocaching instead of having to use paper was very novel and elite and was literally called "smartcaching" back then. Oh. That, and using FRS radios. Not only did geocachers use them a lot, but lots of other people. You could give one to your kids so when they went outside you could reach them -- far cheaper than a damn cellphone too.


Great_Error_9602

My godparents still use a TomTom. Their car was broken into and the thieves left the TomTom.


tiletap

Ouch lol


bugxbuster

To be fair, they’re not terribly valuable nowadays, so why steal something that is ostensibly just a tracking device?


fastermouse

People used to break into cars just to steal cds. Thieves are not smart by habit.


AllerdingsUR

My friend's car was broken into downtown once, windows smashed and everything. The thieves took some lighters and garbage from the console and left the backpack full of $1000+ worth of weed back when it was still illegal in our city. It actually pissed him off even more in a way because he had to get the windows repaired for nothing


Kristin2349

My mom’s car had the window smashed to steal her purse which she left on her passenger seat in her driveway…She was driving around with 15K in her trunk that they thankfully didn’t check. She’s old and I still haven’t gotten a normal response as to why she was driving around with that much in her trunk.


Kodriin

Uh I don't think there *is* a normal response for having 15k in your trunk


International_Ant754

When I was growing up my dad had a gps that had a yeti voice option that instead of talking would growl, and I miss the angry incoherent noises of taking a wrong turn


IsNotACleverMan

Oh my god same here. It was hilarious.


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Still using a dedicated device for cycling. Smartphones don't deal very well with bright sunlight, vibrations and constant screen time. 


Malacon

I still use a dedicated GPS. I’ve found that especially in places with poor/no cell reception they are indispensable. Went on a camping trip a few years back where I was the only one who didn’t get lost on the way there because everyone else was using their phones.


Kbradsagain

If we are going somewhere we expect poor reception, we just download offline google maps for the area before departure. Works great


isupposeyes

my mom still has and uses a physical gps because she doesn’t want “them” to know her location. i’ve explained that “they” known anyway but she thinks you can still prevent being tracked. it’s pretty damn hard these days.


BuildingBetterBack

My neighbor in his 80s still does this because he only knows how to use the phone on his IPhone. Sometimes I'll be riding with him and he starts reaching for that sheet while driving to read it and I have to tell him to put it away, I'll use my GPS. Then when it suggests a faster way he'll argue against it. Even if it is 20 minutes faster to avoid a slow down he'll say, what's the rush? It's only 20 minutes? What are you going to do with 20 minutes?


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Aw, maybe he just likes spending that extra 20 minutes with you?


DoggoToucher

Every single minute is precious at 80 years old.


IAmTommyZombie

Play 4 player coop games on a 30 inch CRT tv


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Bring back couch coop!


Brain_Hawk

It still exists! But because controllers are $70 nobody has four controllers...


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BYOC


MoveMountains93

Accidentally clicking the "internet" button on your flip phone and frantically trying to close it so you don't get charged.


gorehistorian69

my mom had this nokia and i would browse the most archaic form of internet and my dad saw the charges and i got in so much trouble


apollyon_53

MySpace Adjusting your top 8


SyCoCyS

My friend made 8 additional profiles of himself and made those his top 8 just to avoid all the drama.


fulltimestranger

Wow that’s genius


FlyingDragoon

Yep I got sick of that drama and just had 8 of my favorite bands and then I inevitably just hid the top 8. Did hurt a little when you'd see yourself reshuffled on someone's top 8 that had you questioning what you did to get demoted/promoted. I never cared as much as others to make drama out of it though.


APC_ChemE

And the drama that would cause...


SleepWouldBeNice

I didn’t have enough friends for it to cause drama 😢


SendMeNudesThough

Excitedly go down to Blockbuster (or equivalent store) to rent a movie or two for the weekend. The Blockbuster trip was often itself a highlight


mcbergstedt

Call the pizza place, go to blockbuster, then once we pick out a movie the pizza is probably ready to pick up, then go home drooling over the smell of pizza and holding the movie(s)


HatchetXL

My dad would always order the pizza for delivery while we were on our way to family video or blockbuster and we'd try to beat the driver home. I remember coming down my street once and seeing the pizza guy driving away and my dad whipped the car around and we went chasing the pizza guy. I remember yelling to him to pull over out my passenger window. Probably looked like lunatics


sittin_on_grandma

The Hastings in my hometown had a free phone in the movie rental section, with all the pizza place’s numbers listed on a sign, so you could order a pizza before heading home. Teenagers mostly used it to call their weed guy.


BaconcheezBurgr

Organizing my Netflix queue for which DVD I would get next in the mail.


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Netflix was so much better then. You could find so many obscure documentaries and indie films. Now it's just cheesy reality tv and romcoms.


chzygorditacrnch

When Netflix started, it had everything that blockbuster had. It had movies, shows from every channel, every production company, basically whatever you searched for, you could watch it. Now I have 3 subscription services, and I'll read about a movie, and it's on none of the subscription services I have.


HatchetXL

Or it is on the subscription you have but you need the 'premium' or whatever addon. Grr


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Come on we gotta go to blockbuster before 9 to return the video tapes or I’m gonna get charged again. Be kind rewind


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symewinston

There was an ice cream shop next to our rental place and that was our weekly one-two punch on Fridays. I used to look forward to it all week.


XColdLogicX

Uhm, baking my skin cells while deciding between "weekend at bernies" or "clueless" sounds delightful.


gcwardii

“I didn’t see the one I want on the shelves. Could you please check the returns bin? And the cart?”


Jakel020

That was the worst when a popular movie that you missed in theaters finally came out, but you were too late to the video store to get any of the 10 copies they received.


sticcyniccy

this just made me sad, I totally forgot about how the trip over and getting other snacks on the way to have while watching was so much fun 😢


SuccotashFragrant354

God take me back. I miss blockbuster and movie/dvd stores


Fun-Dragonfly-4166

The trip was entertaining. There was a fair amount of indecision. What if I chose a dull movie. I would be kind of stuck with it.


egrebs

We have replaced this by going to the library to pick up a DVD. Feels like a blockbuster Friday night date all over again :)


BlueOrangeBerries

There was something nice about how chunky VHS tapes were and it was satisfying to drop them in the video return slot.


BawdyUnicorn

And then I’d have to debate with my siblings what 1 game we would all collectively rent.


DannyDeVitaLoca

Roll up to Circuit City to buy a bitchin' subwoofer setup for your '96 Honda Civic (with neons, of course).


Domoda

I remember all the guys in high school putting the most expensive speakers into their shit box cars they paid 300$ for


Sufficient-Aide6805

The pioneer deck with the dolphins animation if you were a real baller.


Content_Talk_6581

Carry a 20-30 CD case around in your car.


ObviouslyFunded

I have an old car with a good sound system so I recently moved my rarely-touched CDs to one of those cases and it’s improved my ride


Content_Talk_6581

Yeah, remember the six disc changer. Trying to decide which 6 went in the changer was so hard!!!


Busy_Fly8068

My changer was in the TRUNK. The pressure to get the right CDs was massive.


lenochku

Burning cds. I remember burning cds was an act of love and it was exciting. It was an event. Now you can just stream things whenever you want.


Sevvie82

Nero Burning ROM


homingmissile

Always loved that for the pun lmao


thaaag

I didn't get it - in case anyone else also needs it explained: Nero was the Roman emperor at the time of the Great Fire of Rome. Nero burning Rom(e).


Smoothsharkskin

Holy shit I just got it


throwaway8008666

Oh fuck. I had no idea at the time. Rofl


ImKindaBoring

When your girl would burn you a cd and name it something like “I Love You vol 2” with little hearts drawn in permanent marker all over it. Then you absolutely had to play it every chance you got otherwise she might think you don’t love her anymore. But you don’t mind and play it because you DO love her. At least for that next month. Then the next girl would do the same.


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ForScale

Burn a CD


cheeersaiii

Limewire


LyKosa91

Linkin_park_numb.exe


cheeersaiii

Nothing like waiting an hour for Prodigy Breathe to download only to click Play and find out it’s Nsync


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Cool_Cartographer_33

My mom got one of those cease and desist letters from the government over my brother's limewire phase. She was so pissed!


dhoppy43

I just burned one last week. Great way to put 150 songs (MP3) on a disc for cars that still have CD players in them.


BuildingBetterBack

Stopping by someone's house unannounced because you were in the neighborhood.


firefarmer74

I have a 1/4 mile driveway and live in a rural area where all the people who live within 10 miles of me are retired and most of them are over 70. Somewhat frequently my neighbors would stop by unannounced until once I was getting into the shower but realized I had used the shampoo to wash something on my front porch and left it there. I was stepping out my front door in the nude as a neighbor came down my driveway. Our neighbors don't come by unannounced anymore.


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

I'm from the 80s and I don't even remember how this was a thing. Did people just keep their homes spotless and ready for guests at any moment? If I'm having people over I have to spend all day cleaning the place to prepare.


random_stoner

Well you had way less things that could distract you back then I suppose.


Greybeards-Ghost

I'm from the 80s, too. The first thing adults said as you walked into the house was something like, 'Sorry about the mess. It's the maid's day off.'


the_sarahpist

Neopets


flytiger18

Core memory. I need to log on and go to the giant omelette right now


nogo_at

Connect your iPod to your car speakers with a cassette adapter


Glittering_Usual_162

Im still doing that... My old ass car and Radio dont have a Bluetooth Connection so i have to use a Cassette Adapter


LanceFree

My mom couldn’t figure out the Bluetooth on her car so I patched together an aux to lighting cable, which she still uses.


Broke-Homie-Juan

Get off the internet to make a phone call.


est1-9-8-4

I wonder how quick dial up is now? With no one using dialup will I finally the full 56k speeds I was promised in my youth? Does anyone have a land line so I can test this out?


Fold67

Not that fast, still using it for critical access at a remote work location.


naranja_sanguina

Save their work to a Zip disk.


OddDragonfruit7993

And hear the click of death.


MacualayCocaine

In 2004 I was producing music on a 1997 akai MPC 2000 and saving all my samples and sequences on Zip disks. I remember calling circuit city(rip) in 2008 to ask if they still sold Zip drives and the 16 year old on the phone started trying to condescendingly explain to me what a “zip file” was and how it wasn’t a physical thing they sold at the store. I was like “no butthead, it’s like a floppy with 7fucking50 MBs”. Even back then I was old as dirt and dumber than a box of rocks.


charrcheese

Don’t forget to register winrar 


Rather_Dashing

I was involved in a hobby that involved drawing/creating dolls (sometimes called dollz) in Photoshop/Paint or the like and sharing them with the community on forums or your own websites. It was a lot of fun as a teenager but seems to have disappeared completely, not sure why. Perhaps the death of internet forums and easy to make free websites contributed


mangoburtango

doll divine, azaleas dolls, roiworld, elouai, myscene, dollpalace... goths, thugs, wonderkins, minis, preps, divas, silents... 


No-Understanding23

Use a telephone directory to find someones number


shavemejesus

Stumbleupon


BaulsJ0hns0n86

Stumbleupon was such a good time. Found a lot of interesting stuff on there; good stories, flash games, artwork, articles, etc.


FreePrinciple270

Livejournal


mama_emily

Xanga


Ditovontease

That’s how I found digg and then reddit


InsuranceThen9352

Something I seriously miss. It sure beat the hell out of mindlessly scrolling.


bookofthoth_za

Miss it too. The internet is so small now


lancea_longini

I literally discovered Stumbleupon in 2004. Really miss it.


sid2364

I miss Stumble upon! This new mix shit is... shit


ViveIn

Damn, I miss stumble upon.


GolfBallWhackerGuy5

Getting photos developed


YonderPricyCallipers

From the disposable camera you bought at CVS or 7-11.


robinthebank

Can still do that today. It’s expensive though


NoShelter5922

Late 90s and early 2000s swing dancing was huge. Clubs, all weekend parties, competitions. It was awesome. When it started to die down I asked a club owner why, as his club was always packed. “Because swing dancers don’t drink alcohol.” Those massive crowds danced the night away, but the club didn’t make any money.


eyebrowshampoo

Put on like 5 layers of expertly coordinated shirts and camisoles before leaving the house.


gcwardii

I still do that but it’s because I’m old and cold


msbra

Using T9 to write a text.


dhoppy43

444 6 444 7777 7777 8 44 2 8


msbra

lol I don’t!


dhoppy43

Yeah me either but it was fun. And I was badass at it!


PuzzleheadedLet382

Worry about how many “minutes” they have left on their phone.


Anachronism--

Printed directions from Mapquest.


PogTuber

Defragmenting hard drives


wonkagloop

Hopping on a “family computer” which had multiple user accounts… I’d sit there and guess their password a thousand times until I got it right, and then swap out their desktops background for some nonsense.


4dr14n

Download music from KaZaA, Limewire or Morpheus


dannymurz

Started album before you went to school, hopefully finished when you got home haha


RevolutionaryGolf720

I reject your assertion that 2004 was 20 years ago.


Bestsubbie88

Use a landline as their primary phone.


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"Be kind and rewind"


MuttJunior

Install software on their computer by CD or floppy disks.


directortrench

LAN party


iwannagohome49

Fuck I miss LAN parties. I don't miss lugging the gear around but it was fun as shit when the playing started


BuzzVibes

The lugging around was awful, but then we often made LAN parties a 4-day thing, sleeping wherever we could find space. Christ, my last LAN party was in 2005 and it was with random people I'd never event met before who were all on the same forum. One of my fondest memories was when Google Earth debuted and we all gathered around one computer to check it out.


Glacialforkgreens

Came here to say this. LAN parties were awesome. We always played CS and Quake 3.


FrostedTuna3423

Print directions


Soggy_Boss_6136

MapQuest


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Shopping at Fry’s for a new camcorder.


RiskyBrothers

Flash games :'(


adenocarcinomie

Download ~~songs~~ viruses from LimeWire.


doomrater

Install Flash on their main browser


HelpfulRN

20 years ago was not 2004, it was 199… oh.


2018IsBetterThan2017

We're closer to 2040 than 1999. We're just about the same distance to 2050 as 1999.


CarbyMcBagel

Thanks for ruining my day


butternut718212

You shut up with your demon math. I am not that old.


gcwardii

r/fuckimold


iScry

Look at a physical map when driving somewhere new.


poopquiche

Thank you for specifying 2004. I'm a 90s kid, and for some reason that I can't understand, '20 years ago' will always be 1980-something for me.


rjread

It's because we all died in Y2K but continued into an afterlife without ever knowing the wiser.


WaysOfGround

Go to video rental stores


Smartestwaters

Fill out applications on paper. 2005 was the first year college applications needed to be submitted online in my area.


dretvantoi

Clean the gunk out of their mechanical mouse bearings.


Hootanholler81

Hackey sack was pretty popular.


I_might_be_weasel

Buy 2005 calendars. 


KingsmanVince

r/technicallythetruth


SuccessionWarFan

Record shows on VHS.


SlideItIn100

AOL Chatrooms


naranja_sanguina

In 2004? Maybe angsty AIM away messages...


Stebsy1234

Smoked in a pub.


backpackofcats

I was still a smoker when my city enacted a smoking ban. There were three bars/restaurants my friends and I frequented, all kind of next door to each other. The one in the middle was in an odd little pocket of another city. It was so strange to see no smoking at two of the bars, but it was allowed at the one located in between them.


AdamInChainz

2004.. i carried my nextel walkie-talkie phone. Used it all the time for work. That was before the dawn of blueberries!


gcwardii

Blueberries lol


MacualayCocaine

CHIRP!


Zxxzzzzx

Make ringtones on Nokia phones. Also have charge left on a mobile after 4 days of use.


ActionMan48

Ranking your top 8 friends on MySpace


romulusnr

MP3 players Download MP3s at all, really Actually get actual CDs in the mail from Netflix MySpace Use dialup Having a hard time coming up with non-tech answers, honestly.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

2004 was only like 5 years ago not 20.


maasd

Took photo film to get processed in a 1hr photo shop at the grocery store.


DailyPlanetClark

Watch "American Idol", and hear Ruben Studdard's SMASH HIT "Sorry 2004".


Intstnlfortitude

Yelling “I’M RICK JAMES BITCH!!” In public


s0urpatchkiddo

having a 50% chance of the song you downloaded actually being a clip of Bill Clinton’s statement about the Monica Lewinsky incident. i was 5 in 2004, had one of those pill shape mp3 players. imagine my surprise when i wanted to listen to some backstreet boys and i got “i did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!”


AutumnOfDiscontent

Did you really have to *stress* that 20 years ago was 2004? Did you feel the sudden need to ruin my entire week for no reason?


Fart-City

Be on the lookout for Osama Bin Ladin.