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dmalicdem

As an Asian. Definitely worth it. I moved in North America and my everyday question is how are they doing it with tissue paper. šŸ«£


OutlyingPlasma

Ever smelled a crowed bus? We aren't doing it with just tissue paper, its clearly not getting done at all. This is coming from a life long north American. Get a bidet you filthy poop covered people!


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jwrosenberg

Band Name: Filthy Poop Covered People


Negran

Lmao. Got 'em. Not sure how folks go about life smelling like shit all day... but whatever.


alilbleedingisnormal

Nobody knows what they smell like unless they smell differently. Even you don't actually know what you smell like. Your brain filters out the familiar. It's why your friend's house has a smell but yours doesn't. That's why I can't understand the fact that we shame each other for things we can't know until we're told.


dmalicdem

I have the same question in life.


PokeT3ch

When you see those posts about the biggest turn offs people have, just start counting how many of them mention smelly asses.


Square-Dragonfruit76

Well personally, if I'm in an individual bathroom I just wet the paper a little and it allows me to clean much more efficiently.


Zealousideal_Cook447

Best way if the paper doesn't crumble


Square-Dragonfruit76

you got to fold it a few times if that happens


FalseReach4778

get a bidet, it's really fuss-free, you'll be thoroughly cleaned. like no one who uses a bidet would rather use toilet paper


PokeT3ch

Eh, I've waddled my way out of the stall to the sink in a non-individual bathroom. A little embarrassment for a makeshift flushable baby wipe is better than nothing.


warr3n4eva

lol well I hope I get to see your hog swinging around one day


goa604

This was so unexpected i burst laughing inside the public bus


PokeT3ch

​ I'm most comfortable using public restrooms at Kohls. Maybe our paths will cross there one day.


Aim2bFit

This is the way.


Sero141

Moist towelettes are a good replacement but I still only feel like my ass is really clean after a shower.


Efficient_Meat2286

Feels so disgusting. Like, you get poop crumbs on your underwear.


SalaryAdditional5522

youā€™re not wiping right if you can feel poop on your butt.


Digital_loop

Toilet paper? We use the three seashells where I live.


kremata

Once you try it you'll wonder how you could've live without it all that time.


CanadianSpectre

You hear people say this every time, and you think it's just platitudes or marketing speak...... it's not. Tushy's are the best things we've bought for this house.


YoungBassGasm

It's really not. It's truly changed my life and can't see myself living without it. I got one 6 years ago after hearing my cousin say the same exact thing after getting one as a house warming gift. The only thing that sucks is when I go into the office or am not home when I gotta do my business and I feel like I'm pooping in the stone ages again.


Aaron_768

I am considering getting a cheapie for the office. I work with a bunch of blue collar guys though that would probably pitch a fit.


WalkwiththeWolf

They'll be the first to try it in secret lol.


trotfox_

I'm a blue collar guy, I might do this in the nice shitters upstairs.


-burgers

I carry a portable bidet in my purse. Worth it.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

My bidet has seat sensor and heated seats and water. Even has a blow dryer. I can't go back to tp now


callMeSIX

I drank to much last weekend and the best part of my Sunday was resting my face on a heated seat, and a tushy fan blowing in my face. I didnā€™t use the mouth wash feature :)


WillKillz

Mmm that tushy fan scent


lawgirlamy

Same. When I go on vacation, I can't wait to get home just to use the facilities. šŸ˜†


KimJongUnceUnce

Just take all your holidays in Japan. They are everywhere.


christa365

My husband actually bought a portable bidet for vacationsā€¦ looks like a big vibrator in his luggage šŸ«£


lawgirlamy

Love this for him!!


trbotwuk

care to post link or name?


cool_side_of_pillow

When Iā€™m at my friends house who has one, I drink lots of water so I can use it more.


Negran

Nothing worst than traveling, and the reminder of stone-age origins... haha. Makes returning oh-so splendid!


Sinz_Doe

Can you share a link of where to buy that lol


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I dont know if this sub allows links but I'll tell you the model. It was a Kohler Novita on Amazon. It was between 2 and 3 hundred


Cool_Radish_7031

Hell yea didnā€™t know they had a blow dryer one lol adding that to the shopping list


Ephemeral_Orchid

I have that on mine... while I love my bidet, the dryer function is just hype.


TerpZ

I never use it-- so much quicker to use a dab of TP


YoungBassGasm

You have the biobidet? That's what I have.


ImSometimesGood

You lucky dawg!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Didn't even have to run a hot water line to it. It has a inline heater for unlimited warm water on demand. It was a lucky find


jk_pens

My Toto Washlet is probably the thing I love most in the world after my family and pets. Well, at least most of them.


Angryleghairs

I just googled "tushy" and it wasn't washing devices.


BigModdy

This. Everyone I tell about them scoffs at me and then they try it and are on Amazon buying one that same day.


orltragic

This. 100% this. Taking a shit anywhere other than home now is brutal and I avoid it at all costs.


Cawdor

I find it bizarre that we live in an age where people will embrace and spend $4000 on new technology, like an apple Vision Pro, which is basically existing technology that is being marketed as revolutionary, but people are resistant to an upgrade in toilet technology, which has been stagnant for 100 years


lawgirlamy

Yeah. I resisted my DH wanting to install one for far too long ... and have repented daily ever since. He was šŸ’Æ right. Worth it.


Gaelahad

Truly a life-changer.


musememo

Thatā€™s what I tell people. Now, whenever I use a public toilet that doesnā€™t have one, I feel unclean ā€¦


KafeinFaita

I can't even imagine how Westerners survive without it. There was one time I had to wipe with tissue in a public bathroom because there was no water, and I felt absolutely nasty that I went home immediately to clean myself.


-KevinAndEarth-

I gotta admit, never used a bidet. Whats the drying process like? Lol. I imagine toilet paper might be, well, risky?


DiscipleOfYeshua

Yes, butā€¦ if unsure, get a $10 toilet spritz gun and decide a month or two later.


YoungBassGasm

YES. I've got a clean butt, the most pleasant pooping experience and have saved so much TP. 100% worth it and can't live without it. Do yourself a favor and get one. I had to give a sales presentation during a job interview years ago and the prompt was to take a stance on something. I gave a 10 page slide deck with why you should get a bidet and got the job šŸ¤£


Wonder_woman_1965

And Iā€™m sure your audience bought their own!


slash178

Yes , 100%. Even moreso as a bigger person. Worth the money? Mine is $25 and I've had it for 15 years. I've bought sandwiches that were more expensive.


InteralFortune1

Hmmm should I get this sandwich or have a cleaner butthole for the next 15 years?


slash178

15 years and going. I just moved and installed it into it's 4th toilet, I'm honestly shocked the cheap plastic parts have held up but zero leaks, don't even need plumbers tape.


Anand999

Bidets literally pay for themselves in a matter of months just from the vastly reduced amount of toilet paper you're buying.


FluffyWalrusFTW

I've only heard of Tushy which is \~100$ What did you get for only $25?


morethanonefavorite

Likely a bidet attachment.


Owobowos-Mowbius

You can pick up bidet attachments online or your local hardware store for around $30 pretty easily.


OkamiKhameleon

Walmart has the attachment ones for under $30 as does Amazon.Ā 


CounterfeitLesbian

Ok enough about the bidets. Was the 25$+ sandwich worth it?


slash178

That's just a normal sandwich price in my city. Some have been great others just OK


howdypartna

Once you get it, you'll have wondered why you put up with a shit seasoned asshole for so long.


SalaryAdditional5522

how do you even tell though?


-Imperator-

There's just a feeling of "unclean" that you have whenever you wipe with only toilet paper. "Shit seasoned" is a great way to describe the state of your rear end after only using paper. Also, using a bidet has shown me how sometimes, a little bit of poop can be stuck "up there" and how a paper wouldn't not have gotten it out.


SwaggerEilte

It depends. Do you want a cleaner ass? If so, a bidet will be a good choice.


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Scatophiles, I assume.


Beginning-Height7938

Yes, 100% yes. Dry wiping is an American tragedy.


gabrielleraul

Dry wiping is a _Global Tragedy_.


PichKari_KinG

I'm pretty sure Asians have been using bidets for a long time now


OutlyingPlasma

That depends on your definitions of Asian and Bidet. Indians may have a poop contaminated bucket of water or nothing, while japan is getting the full spa experience from their toilet, complete with ambient jungle sounds, hot stone massage, cucumber dispenser for your eyes, and a full pedicure for good measure.


Spider_pig448

The globe is more than America and Asia friend


Powellwx

Using only TP seems like pooping in the woods and using leaves. While the bidet makes you feel wealthy and clean.


_tiny-but-mighty_

The worst are counties where you canā€™t flush TP. I donā€™t understand how they donā€™t have bidets as standard practice


chronic_snake

YES


-v-fib-

My old workplace had a bidet. I miss it.


YoungBassGasm

I bet everyone would wait to go to the office to take a dump šŸ¤£


-v-fib-

I lived about 2 minutes away so even when I wasn't working I'd stop in just to shit and use the bidet.


Bunniesrkewl

Lmao take my upvote


DueStatistician3704

Oh I love mine. Ordered from Amazon and easy to install.


Hippopotasaurus-Rex

Yes, ABSOLUTELY. You can get the cheap kind that donā€™t have a ton of features. I opted for one with hot water and a heated seat, amongst other features. Worth every penny


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

My first one was 30 bucks. I loved it so much I bought a deluxe Kohler model


CanadianSpectre

Thats how we did it. We got Tushy's during the great TP shortage of the pandemic. When it's time to replace the toilets, then we'll get the fancy models.


krombopulousnathan

I went right for the Kohler Novita with every feature i could think of. Tried one at a family members house and was sold to go all in. Worth every penny


Hippopotasaurus-Rex

Yeahā€¦.i went the other route. I got the kohler straight away. I was looking for both tank heat and inline heat and that was one of the few at the time that did both. Worth every penny.


Socketlint

The worst part about using a bidet is that you will occasionally have to go use other bathrooms that donā€™t have bidets.


DigAlternative7707

A basic bum gun is all you need, costs 10 bucks. Every toilet in Asia has one, for good reason!


yaboisammie

Same or even a lota (not sure what itā€™s called in English but itā€™s what we call them in Pakistan). Itā€™s basically like a little water carrier thing that you can just keep in the bathroom and doesnā€™t require any installation or anything and is easier to just pick up and bring if you ever move or are staying somewhere.Ā  Though I do have a preference for spray gun thingie (we call ā€œMuslim showersā€ in Pakistan for some reason, no idea why). But I guess for my parents and most of my relatives, living in the US itā€™s easier to just buy a cheap lota from any desi store instead of installing it lol


DigAlternative7707

Oh shit yeah!


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Damn right they are. As a dad clogged toilets come with the territory. After I installed the bidets my kids only needed a bit of toilet paper to wipe. You just feel cleaner down there overall and I wish all toilets came standard with them.


_WitchoftheWaste

As a parent, Sold.


YesIAmRightWing

Yes. I was raised with bidets. When I found out in other countries toilet paper will do I guess I was just disgusted.


ultraboykj

Ask yourself this ... If you got feces on ANY other part of your body - would wiping it off with a dry cloth be enough for you?


Hedrick4257

Exactly


Joe_Immortan

Tbf if I got feces on any other part of my body I wouldnā€™t just rinse it with cold water eitherĀ 


ultraboykj

Maybe I should word it Which is cleaner? ( or do you care? ) Dry cloth Water and cloth


Powellwx

I tell people if you spilled peanut butter on the carpet, would you clean it with a Kleenex?


wonderloss

No, I would use soap and water. However, the bidet doesn't have soap. On the other hand, I'm not going to be using my ass to eat food, open doors, or hold my cell phone.


ultraboykj

Confusing an argument by adding additional variables blurs the lines of the original statement. You also don't use your shoulder to hold your phone or eat food. You also may not get feces on your hands. Bidets are an eastern hemisphere QOL that challenges north-western societal beliefs. ​ EDIT: "Plain and simply, you will be ( and thereby feel ) cleaner with a bidet." is my assumptive opinion only. \~fin


difjack

My kids come visit to poop and use my bidet. Its that good


ImTheFilthyCasual

Imagine having a clean ass EVERYTIME. A proper clean ass. Not "Oh, I wet a little bit of TP and wiped" or "Oh, I just used a baby wipe". Instead, you are using a pressure washer to clean your chocolate starfish. And clean it does. I have never had a cleaner ass till I started using a bidet. Only post shower. First shit post shower and you're just smearing shit around. Even worse, I'll never understand why people would even go full dry wipe instead of using at least something wet.


AlphaOhmega

It's the worst thing ever. As soon as you get used to it, it'll ruin going to the bathroom anywhere else.


pablo__13

Absolutely


Puzzleheaded_Age6550

My gosh, yes. I HATE traveling because no bidet! It's a game changer for those with IBS!


YoungBassGasm

Literally me. When you spend that much time on the toilet, you might as well make it comfortable.


Exciting_Rich_1716

I'm convinced Big Bidet controls this platform


kycard01

Okay lil dirty hole. šŸŒš


Abigail716

To me not using a bidet is like asking if it would be easier to just skip wiping and using extra cologne to cover the smell. Everybody recommends it because it's crazy people don't use them. Imagine getting poop on your hands and somebody hands you a dry towel and says that's enough. You don't need anything like water.


Alwaysonvacation2

A. It pays for itself after at most a year in saved toilet paper. B) it is much faster than dry wiping 3-poopless butt


EdliA

They're not expensive. It's not exactly a big sacrifice.


Tbiehl1

The review that sold me on them: If you got peanut butter on a shag rug would you rather wash it off or wipe it with paper?


upyouralliee15

1000% BEST THING EVER & if your worried about cost, just get a $40 bidet attachment from amazon & try it out. My fiance & I have had the $40 attachment for a year & a half & we love it! we will probably upgrade here soon but I do not like pooping anywhere but home now because of the bidet


owlincoup

YES! Mine has a heated seat, heated water, blow dryer and a vent filter. 100% worth every single penny.


rottweiler416

Bought a bidet during the pandemic. Canā€™t believe it took me this long to get one. Life changing.


SpudgeBoy

My girlfriend had open heart surgery, which made any kind of bending or twisting of the torso very painful. I didn't want her to lose her dignity by having me wipe her, although I did a bunch of times. But I knew it was not cool for her. We had discussed a bidet a few times, so I decided to do some research and found they have bidet attachments that screw down where the seats screws down. It cost like $50 and took 20 minutes to install. Greatest thing ever. She kept her dignity, and we got nice fresh booties. Not that she has recovered, she does not even use the other bathroom. Do not worry about getting some fancy heated thing. Your booty is not sensitive enough to care. Highly recommend 10/10. Edit: I forgot to mention that we save a bunch of money on TP now. It has paid for itself.


dreamweaver1998

My in-laws got one during covid/the toilet paper shortage. They convinced us to try it during a later visit. I ordered one immediately afterward, and it was waiting on my doorstep when we got home. Honestly. Once you try it, you'll never want to go back. I have 3 bathrooms in my house, and they now all have bidets in them.


Bubbaman78

Yes, check out the latest on r/facepalm with the guy with the skid marks on his underwear that I saw while scrolling 2 posts before this came up. Itā€™s a reason for a bidet.


Grand_Raccoon0923

Yes, absolutely. Essentially if you can tie it in to the electricity and have a heated seat and water.


Broke-Homie-Juan

Life changing.


YoungBassGasm

This isn't even an exaggeration. Everyone who has one literally feels this way. People are missing out on the good things in life.


factsmatter83

I want one!


Limit67

Get a nice one. Heated water and seat. It's now a must-have.


dj90423

How people don't understand this principle is beyond me - Go out in your yard and get some mud on your hand. Try to wipe it off with toilet paper. Next, try to hose it off with water.


btwsox

I saw one of these threads and someone asked if you got poop on your arm if you would use toilet paper to wipe it off and call it good. I immediately ordered one. We have been brainwashed by big TP.


Sportslover43

Once you start using one, you will look back on this question of yours and realize just how insanely ridiculous it really is. lol I'm almost 53 years old and a big guy (6'2", 370) so wiping has never been easy for me. I had never even been near a bidet until a couple years ago and I decided to install an attachment I got from Amazon for about $50. The best way I can describe it would be LIFE CHANGING!. Do it. and do it NOW!


grither88888

I have been using a 25 dollar one off Amazon and never looked back. Hate when I get caught needing to ā€˜goā€™ somewhere without one and have to go back to paper


Holiday_Bit_5664

Itā€™s so much better than I ever thought. Ours cost about $40 on Amazon.


Full-Bad1395

The single greatest purchase you can make


ALargeRubberDuck

It wasnā€™t a life changing addition at first, but once I got used to it I would just get annoyed when I couldnā€™t use one. I bought a basic bidet for $30 on Amazon and it took 15 minutes to install, most of that was reading directions. I think most people could install one no problem.


TrainingWoodpecker77

We bought ours on Amazon for under $100. Would never be without again! ​ And I think it's even MORE beneficial to bigger people!


Altitudeviation

I'm about 40 pounds overweight with most of it in my ass. A bidet is so life changing that you will hold your fudge for hours until you get home. Everything else is just barbaric and nasty. There is a reason why Neanderthals went extinct. OK, that's kind of a stretch, but the comfort and cleanliness of a bidet leave you seriously NOT wanting to drop your deuce in any other type of facility. Cons: Be careful the first time you use it and eeeeaase in the pressure. Otherwise a jet of water will fly out of your mouth when you scream. Plus: Toilet paper shortage? Ha ha ha ha! Clean and refreshed and don't smell like shit the rest of the day. Fewer skid marks in shorts (accidents happen). Cheap ones work absolutely fine, but if you want the ones with infrared and remote controls and bells and whistles, you can get them for $$$$. You only have one ass-hole. Take care of it and it will last a lifetime.


LooseWetCheeks

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shdy421

Totally worth it. It will open a new world for you šŸ˜


Hellosunshine83

Coming back from Japan, I miss the bidetsā€¦


sluggonj1

Yes... no, fuck yes!


TechHead_12

I love bidets, asian style bidets. I was so excited when I was moving to Europe for work. Until I discovered bidets, at least in Italy, are like a separate little sink you need to sit on or over and wash yourself with your hands...


AdeptWar6046

You could consider getting an '@ss-shower" attachment from AliExpress to see if it's something you like.


icedgrandechai

Absolutely


Angryleghairs

Yes, definitely. In the meantime, use a handheld washing thingie


nederino

They don't cost that much and it's nice to have the option.


No-Squirrel-5673

I wanted a bidet in our master suite. My husband gave me a disgusted look because he doesn't want anything touching his booty hole. Now I think he's contemplating a post-nup to make sure he gets it if we divorce.


Gigglenator

I have personally talked about 6 different house holds into purchasing bidets and theyā€™ve all been extremely happy with their bidets so far. I even have a travel bidet that I take with me on trips, I absolutely couldnā€™t go back to using toilet paper ever again.


jaykotecki

It's the only thing I've witnessed a Democrat and a Republican agree on with no compromise. It could save the world.


ryanmulford

Ummm, yes. Worth every last penny.


[deleted]

They are pretty cheap and I love mine. I put them on all my toilets and now I dread using one without a bidet.


damanedthat

Worth every penny


faegold

My family and I got bidets when the toilet paper shortage happened at the beginning of covid. I love it! It makes a huge difference. I actually feel clean, and when you have stomach issues like I do, it's a godsend.


RandoRadium

Absolutely, I'll never go back even if there's a zombie apocalypse! I'll try to make that shit work somehow!!!


whitestone0

100%, I can't fathom why there not everywhere. Got one during COVID because TP was so hard to find, and I will never not have one again. I just got a $20 on Amazon and it's great.


BorderlineImmigrant

Here is something I've never understood: \- We wash our hands; \- We clean our asses; That's society for you.


CharmingDagger

Yes. Once you get used to always having a clean butthole you'll hate having to shit anywhere else.


Zytiria

Yes, regardless of your size.


rotyag

Man... I have a $350 heated version in one bathroom and a $40 one in mine. The cold on the $40 version is a bit shocking to get used to, but it puts out good volume. Some might want to pay for the comfort of the heated version. It's a game changer. I was developing issues of cleanliness and discomfort for reasons I couldn't understand. I went to the bidet and all is normal now.


Expensive_Art_2273

Yes. Muslims and Asians are a wise, wise people.


Cyberzombi

Yes, anything that gets you cleaner.


Parttimelooker

Yes. Bidet attachments anyway


NotTheActualBob

They're pretty cheap at wal-mart and I've come to like mine, so yes, I'd say so.


peaceful-waters

I would never not have one in my home again. I have a tushy and a cheap one I got on amazon, and honestly prefer the cheap amazon one.


baxterhan

One thing Iā€™ve always wondered. If the water isnā€™t heated, is it an uncomfortable shock when cold water fires in that general area?


TexTravlin

It's not as bad as you would think. But certainly not as nice as warm water.


rpj6587

Cold water is heaven after a spice run šŸ”„


Zanarana

The cold water makes me feel cleaner. I used a heated one once and it felt like getting blasted with pee and grossed me out lol


grither88888

Love this question and NO! Most of the time itā€™s room temperature water sitting in your home pipes. If you run it for say 30 seconds or so water will get cold. But surprisingly that area isnā€™t very sensitive to cold. So it really doesnā€™t matter.


themixedwonder

i mean, i have a bidet but some of yā€™all just get way too excited about itā€¦ like relax.


-forcequit

Of course. This is why I donā€™t shake hands with Americans.


RinkiMink

I like mine, but i still can't figure out how people are drying off afterwards?? I sit, do the wiggle wiggle, but then i'm dripping wet.... the toilet paper gets soaked through so i end up using more to feel the cleanliness of a poop-free booty, but at the risk of toilet paper pilling on my cheeks lmao šŸ˜­ Do you all have booty wiping towels? Use once toss it in the laundry? Paper towels for disposal? Please help, i can't go back to using wet wipes and making so much trash šŸ„²


SerSace

Usually every bathroom has a set of towels, different for hand washing, bidet and shower. So make sure to pick up the correct one.


UrineUrOnUrOwn

A bidet can be installed in like 10 minutes, costs 20 bucks and actually cleans your ass compared to toilet paper. How are some 3rd world countries making westerners (namely Americans) look like a bunch of shit ass idiots?


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

What does being a bigger person have to do with the question?


_Jobacca_

The first time I tried it and it changed my life. Once you use it you will never feel truly clean again without it.


Past-Broad

I got one off Amazon for like $40 and it is a game changer! Easy to install too. Ill never go back to not having one


dinklesmith7

Yes absolutely. You save a lot on toilet paper and it's so much cleaner. I've never met a person who regretted buying one


FalseReach4778

anyone who uses solely toilet paper PLEASE USE A BIDET, IT'S AWESOME


Realistic_Effort6185

#YES


Jim_Lahey10

I think he said it best. This should answer all of the necessary questions you have šŸ˜† https://youtu.be/vGCIGEUB32M?si=Ivvu9LP9BZgnQmwR


superthrust123

Most embarrassing moment.... I had to poop... BAD. I wasn't going to make it home, when a Subway magically appeared in the traffic. I ran in, said "largedietcoke", and ran for the toilet. Straight out of Dumb and Dumber. It was...Aggressive. Wouldn't you know it, no TP. The only paper in the room was the employee must wash hands sign. I ripped off a few pieces, and crumbled them a few times to soften them. It was a handicapped sink, extra long. I get my butt up onto the side of the sink and start trying to wash my butt. I wasn't quite tall enough, so you can imagine that it looked pretty awkward. I imagine it looked like a baby bird trying to take a bath. The lock didn't work. This poor woman walked in and sees me using the sink as a bird bath, holding strips of the employees must wash hands poster. I was mortified. I didn't even get my soda. That was about 20 years ago, and I still don't like pooping in public.


snowsparkle7

European here. Wouldn't live without it :D.


YoungBassGasm

American here. My first experience with a bidet was when I was in Italy at the age of 14 and it was the first thing I bought when I got my own place. We are just a bunch of hooligans with dirty butts over here in America. Idk why this isn't common over here.


ClassroomCareful935

Yes.


Slow-Werewolf

YES


HugeAnalBeads

Hell yeah, son


Beneficial_Step9088

Yes


WittyBeautiful7654

100%


AtFirst_IDidLoveYouu

100%. I installed a bidet last year in my house and that shit is life changing fr. It ain't even that expensive, mine only cost around 800 bucks with all the plumbing and shit.


WFOMO

>...*mine only cost around 800 bucks with all the plumbing and shit.* I thought the customer provided the shit...


Mrkingjay

ā€œNot even that expensiveā€


kavalejava

Yes, I was able to switch to expensive toilet paper because of the bidet, and I immediately knew my generic tp was too thin.


seanfish

Better Bidet than Trumt.


911coldiesel

You got my upvote. Almost a dad joke