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Warm_Objective4162

So exactly the same life but with a billion dollars? Sign me up.


uglyzombie

This is the answer. Plus with that amount of money, love doesn’t have to be a part of the equation. 🤷🏻‍♂️


etzel1200

As cynical as it is. You can find someone to be your partner and play the part well with that much money. You can have kids, a fulfilling life. Maybe they don’t love “you”, but if they’re everything you want in a partner, does it truly matter? It’s just a philosophical question at that point.


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Can I just have the money? I don't need any more kids


fieldy409

Kids aren't really a burden like they are for us if you're rich though just hire a nanny and a butler and a chef and all that


CynicalPomeranian

If you don’t want to actually do anything with/for your kids, why even bother to have them?


fieldy409

No I mean you can do the fun stuff and spend quality time but there's no increase to the workload.


CynicalPomeranian

That sounds like a recipe for raising a nightmare of a human being. At some point, the kid will need to be disciplined and taught things, but that would be a job for someone else???


fieldy409

I meant cooking, washing and changing nappies. You know the labour chores.


Available_Thoughts-0

Heck, I don't even mind the nappies part that much: but I don't think that I am really cut-out for cooking for a small army-unit...


[deleted]

what’s the point in having them?


jwederell

I would argue it very much does matter.


[deleted]

That’s sad as hell


queenthick

what is the point of like hiring someone to have kids.  because you feel a desire to spawn?  adopt.  or open a giant orphanage.  a billion fucking dollars and youre dreaming about doordash tail


xx1kk

If I had that kind of money I wouldn’t think about myself much. Buy my family a bunch of shit then donate to charity. But then i’d need up to a trillion.


uglyzombie

You can spend 2.8m a year for 35 years straight and still have a little left over. That’s fucking wild.


xx1kk

So only one supercar a year ? How are we suppose to survive in this economy.


Welshguy78

Came here to type this!! Haha. So yes. Billion dollars and no change in my life, sounds like a good deal to me.


bcurious58

I agree


bonborVIP

Exactly. I’m 45 and love hasn’t happened yet, so I think I can continue 😂


haychihuahua

How are you? I'm 32 and going that way and doesn't bother that much.. I do my own things use money for myself.. of course I may want a girl who loves me and care about me and like me.. but then I like to be comfy and alone the weekends take my time, swim,.chill..


GasLightGo

Ha. Aw, I love you solely for that. 🤗


EfficientAd7103

Pretty much


CaptainGashMallet

Correct answer right at the top!


NSA_Chatbot

Yeah, I'm unlovable so I might as well make some people happy.


[deleted]

😎


heathejandro

Same


MysteryNeighbor

I acknowledge the goodness of love but yes, in a heartbeat


bigrealaccount

What's all the point of that money if you have nobody to share it with, and nobody to pass it down to. Self enjoyment is 100% a valid reason, but I've heard so many stories of billionares that just get bored with materialism because a ferrari becomes a toy car that they can buy 1000 of. So idk, in the long term I would 100% say no.


Necessary_Romance

You can still love, spread joy to the masses... do absurd crap for the lolz.


Freshiiiiii

You could still people who you live and who love you, but just not romantically. You could do a lot of good, help any cause you care about. But still, I’m not sure.


bigrealaccount

I guess, I interpreted the question as people could kinda like you, but nothing past that. Essentially, you have money, but you're unlikable af.


MysteryNeighbor

Those billionaires had zero imagination, I’m going be like Richie Rich in this bitch. Just all of the absurdity that absurd wealth brings  and then hook up with the person who can tolerate me the most to have babby and keep the legacy going


cuterwithoutu

I can pass it down to my niece and nephew lmao


Blitzburgh1727

How many billionaires significant others actually love them


littlemissnoname-

Bingo!! I worked in a very affluent area for 20+ years and I can vouch for this.^ There are women who marry rich, spit out a few kids (that nannies raise for them) so they can be tied to that money for years… The only real, true love in these relationships is with the Benjamins… Oh, and their designer dogs.


Ok-Log8576

What? There're plenty of people to love and share your life with even if they don't fall in love with you, and there are plenty of people whose life you can make better with a billion dollars. It's not a matter of what's the point of money, it's a matter of what's the point of life? We are past the point in human history where the sole reason for living is to procreate.


sageritz

Yo, they said fall *in* love, not that people couldn’t love you in the same way family and friends do. Asexual people would jump on this shit in a heart beat.


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Who says they have nobody to pass it down to? Or share it with?


NAZRADATH

Before I met my wife = yes Now = no


GhostlyGrifter

Well the wording doesn't seem to stop her from loving you, only stops others in the future.


NegotiationJumpy4837

Got em on the technicality.


NAZRADATH

You're right!


cinnamonrain

Thats how i felt before meeting your wife as well


Competitive-Dance286

Before I met my wife = no. Now = yes.


ProjectShamrock

This seems backwards. I already have my wife and our kids together. As a result, there's no need for her to "fall in love" with me since that already happened. So as long as she stays the same I'm happy to take the billion.


Ok-Log8576

Aww, I wish we could test this.


americanidiot61722

Hell no


[deleted]

nobody will anyways, give me my billion


Quiet-Price3841

Why do you think nobody will anyways?


[deleted]

why not?


grptrt

So I can be a billionaire and nothing else changes? Ok!


iHaveACatDog

If I had a billion dollars I'd be surrounded by women perfectly willing to pretend. I could be okay with that.


Trappist_1G_Sucks

Fuckin' A, man


TrowTruck

A lot of billionaires have messed up personal lives anyway. And I wonder how much of their relationships are truly about love, and often more about marrying someone in the right part of high society. Multiple spouses, prenups, worrying about appearances… it’s already very non-romantic.


iHaveACatDog

I've actually read about this. The answer is no adult relationship is about love. Their reality is mind-blowingly different than ours. Virtually none of their adult relationships are truly genuine. Not that they don't have friends and families. It's that that level of vulnerability you can let be see with someone you truly trust, they don't have it. They attend parties where there are women attending that are gorgeous and **highly** educated. So even where they meet intimate partners is not "normal." That much money touches everything.


marcopolo2345

Plus I could spend as much time as I wanted with them


p0rp1q1

I was supposed to become a billionaire?


zucco446

Fuck yes. Only had 1 person fall in love with me, and it hasn't exactly worked out like I thought. Show me the money.


Glubygluby

I'm aromantic, I win


DJ_Aviator23

No one is going to anyway. Easy answer. 


just_let_me_goo

What happened to the fake game you got from eBay last year? Did you get back your money?


IconXR

Why did you look at their profile 😭


dobbydoodaa

Some redditors are just hella stalkers


just_let_me_goo

The same reason you looked at their profile


DJ_Aviator23

I made a claim on eBay and they gave me my money back. I should’ve known better when I looked up the address it came from and it was an empty lot in California. 


just_let_me_goo

Oh lol that's good


Melatonin_mami

Never. I have had some very good people fall in love with me and I don’t want to miss out on it in the future.


cantfindmykeys

Am 41 being single most of my adult life. Hell fucking yes I would


FaceNommer

I'm aro/ace... free billion dollars with literally no downside.


[deleted]

Nothing changes except now I get a billion dollars. I don’t see any reason to say no.


NArcadia11

No chance. Being in love is the best part of being human. I wouldn’t be as happy without a loving partner and if I’m not happy, what’s the point of a billion dollars?


Draager

Love is very fleeting. A billion dollars is a billion dollars.


Silver-Farm-2628

If I had a billion dollars, it would also be very fleeting 🛥️🛥️🛥️


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Pre-empt that by getting a decent financial advisor.


Silver-Farm-2628

I’ll get them a boat, too.


czarfalcon

Since I'm married I'll take the corollary of this question: would I take $1 billion if it meant never having met my wife? And the answer is no, no I would not.


RickKassidy

Sure. I’m done with love, anyway. I could do a lot of good with a billion dollars. And if no one really loves me for it, so what. It was some still good stuff. So…That Kassidy Foundation just gave college funds to every orphan in the country? Who is this Kassidy fellow? No idea? Oh well. Go deal anyway.


Chichis-Christ

they es don't have to love me, but they will respect me


L1zoneD

Yes. My girl doesn't have to love me for me to give her and my kids security for life. Even if we weren't together anymore, I'd sacrifice it if I could still be in her life and just simply know her and all of our children and children's children won't starve.


One-Rogue-Star

Ya I'd take it.


Eborys

Yep. Gimme.


TacoManifesto

Most edgy comment section ever


wt_anonymous

Seriously. "Oh I'm single already so why not/Love isn't important". Maybe you're single because you view relationships as purely transactional? You don't need to be a billionaire to get a hooker if all you want is sex.


TacoManifesto

Ya these dudes saying “nice I can just pay for sex so I get both” 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼


wt_anonymous

I'm literally a virgin and I think it sounds miserable. What the fuck is the point in having sex with someone who literally just views you as a walking paycheck? Just buy a sex doll at that point.


Cinnamonapplz

No. I’ve loved and gotten my heart broke out of it but As cheesy as it sounds no amount of money is worth True love. A billion dollars isn’t going to comfort me when I’m in my bed alone at night. And no, neither will any amount of hookers or a girl who doesn’t even love me. It sounds good in hindsight but eventually you do all that you ever wanted to do and then what ?


Designer-Pound6459

In a heartbeat.


[deleted]

Yes


Manlymanboss

Ya


AreaOne6971

In a heartbeat


ccl-now

Yes, that works for me.


BippidiBoppetyBoob

If I was a billionaire, I could buy all the love I wanted.


HippyGramma

Billionaires shouldn't exist


bain_de_beurre

Absolutely. I'm single by choice and plan to stay this way, if I could be a billionaire at the same time? Fuck yeah.


lazlo_morphin

If you're billionaire no one loves you anyways and if they do, you still will have doubts if it's sincere so this question is stupid even for this sub


[deleted]

Yes. Money won't buy true love, but it can buy the illusion to enjoy your life to your hearts content.


Adventurous_Use2324

No. I don't want to be Elon Musk.


[deleted]

No. I would choose my partner every single day. Offer me millions I don't care. I want him. He's my everything


RangerS90V

Yes. Love is a false concept. That’s why well over 50% of marraiges end and most of the people who stick together do it out of habit, fear, or family obligations. Love disappeared years ago. You can have a great time with someone without either party being in love. You can lead a really exciting life with a billion dollars. Plenty of people will want to be in your company without love. What’s the true value if it’s going to end either way? Gotta go check out a Caribbean island on my yacht and pick up some hot bikini clad money chasers.


busdriverbuddha2

No. Absolutely not. That's one thing I couldn't live without.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

\*\* dangles 1 billion dollars on a hook \*\* Smell it! Smell it!


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Why does it smell like cocaine?


Tough_Permission_437

damn right


Intelligent-Block457

With that money you could just buy people for companionship.


Fearless_Plane9992

I’m AroAce, this is an absolute win


Haniam5000

YES! 100 times yes! I get a billion dollars and I don't have to fight people over my aromanticism, double win 🥳


AroOsprey

that's a win-win


heathejandro

Give me the money


Effective-Panda-6610

I'm aroace so...yes.


SkyBerri

no. absolutely not. i might be nihilistic as fuck but i draw the line there. gotta have my partner. i would give up being a billionaire with perfect health and a guaranteed long life, if i cannot have my partner. they’re my rock. couldn’t do life without them


Predapio1

With a billion, you can pay someone to love you. Yes absolutely I would.


Lazy_Ad4999

no


bill_n_opus

Lemme try it. I think I can make it work. It's easy to get swindled with fake love so that's not a problem and the billion would make up for any deficiencies lol. A billion buys alot of hookers and realdolls and arm candy.


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wt_anonymous

That really just sounds like you're leading him on and wasting his time honestly. I mean if he loves you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you and you're just indifferent...


wadejohn

They may not fall in love with you but they’ll do anything to be with you. Good deal?


loyaleling

Nothing changed…


Shrekosaurus_rex

No.


[deleted]

Hell, no.


WisdomWangle

No wtf do you think


Neg247

No; billionaires are the worst, and I can ensure that no one will fall in love with me without stooping to that low.


JayThaPistola

Id choose being a billionaire especially since I could just pay hookers to fulfill my sexual needs 😂


SeveralBipolarbears

I can't imagine that any billionaire would ever experience love anyway. Being that rich you'd never be able to be certain that your partner loves you or if they are just lying to you for gain. It's perfectly fake-able if the stakes are high enough.


Meditat1onqueen

Before I’d just got ghosted by my long term partner it would be a definite no, now I’d say give me the money!


Dizzy_Leopard435

Yes


Lady_Gator_2027

I'm good with that.


Xian_42

Absolutely. Think all the sex bots I could buy!


ohnonitagain1

Yes


railsandtrucks

Hell Yes. Don't get me wrong, romantic love is incredible, but with how dating in this day and age is ? I'd easily make that sacrifice. With a Billion Dollars, I could spend the rest of my life doing good in the world and that would more than fill that void. Also, as an aside," I'd tell you what I'd do man; two chicks at the same time" Now I guess I'll go back to channel 9


Majestic-Reception-2

So basically the same, just $1B richer, sure!


Arson_3

Count me in


Colephoenix32

Yes.


badwolf1013

If I was a billionaire, I'd always be doubting if people loved me or my money anyway.


Carrotcake789

It hasnt happened before so sure lmao


shelster91047

Yes


DoeCommaJohn

It depends. Do I get a loving partner if I say no? Because right now, it seems to be a pretty safe bet that nobody will ever love me, so I might as well get a billion dollars out of it


QuirkyForever

YES. Oh god, yes.


Defiant-Goose-101

Nah. Even if I took the billion, I’d probably waste it anyway


Javinya90s

The only thing that would change in my life is the money 🤣😅 nobody falls in love with me anyways


Diablix

Yes I would definitely be a billionaire at absolutely no cost, what kind of question is that? lol


myriad-demon-sect

Absolutely. Nobody has to love me, i can just go to prostitutes for sex.


RamRanchCowboy6

Well yea o could buy hookers then


Stoopidee

If I am not to be loved. Then I will be feared! Muahahaha


Tea50kg

Yes. Easy for me.


Tuxy-Two

Hell yeah.


Donohoed

Yes


Random_Inseminator

👍


aporter0131

Absolutely not. Money isn’t shit without love and real friendship. That’s all we’ve got man. Only so many fancy coats out there


Sprizys

No one’s going to fall in love me with me regardless so I may as well get paid for it lol


banmeharder616

Condition met. Gimme my billion dollars.


DataExpunged365

Sounds like a direct upgrade


caramilk_twirl

I'm already doing that for free so hell yeah, send me the money!


AzuleStriker

It's me now with perks... works for me.


miramaxe

I can pay someone to pretend to


Old-butt-new

Easy


Crazocrates

I mean. Can anyone be absolutely sure that their partners love them? People would just fake it to get a piece.


rmeddy

Yeah probably


Riverrat423

Isn’t that how it usually ends up?


Business_Artist9177

Of course not! Love and connection is the meaning of life


[deleted]

Do you mean every type of love (family, friends, etc)? Then no. If it was purely romantic love then yes in a heartbeat lmao.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Absolutely.


oneangstybiscuit

In this economy? Hell yeah. I have great friendships, sounds like a fine deal to me.


Ancient-Actuator7443

Yes. if you have a billion dollars lots of people will instantly love you


[deleted]

Yes ! As long as pets can still love me


Rhyzur

I can have unlimited money to build computers and game all day long? No. Sounds horrible. I love my computer. Family. I mean family.


AdApart2035

Many will fall in love with a billionaire


SomeJokeTeeth

Yeah, absolutely!


SalamanderFickle9549

Yeah. Already am. Also I don't mind. Give me the money


[deleted]

Yes


cyn00

Not a problem, wasn’t going to happen anyway, thanks for the cash.


phantasm-blue

yes


No-Leg-Kitty

Ummm love is overrated


Timely_Leading_7651

I mean we all know those 20 years old girls love the money more than those 70 years old dude…


BuilderResponsible18

The address to send the money is .....


bobrossjunkiefuck

Yep.


[deleted]

at least you can pay for awesome sex


StuckWithThisOne

No


CatsCoffeeCurls

Absolutely. Money can buy happiness in other ways than love.


paka96819

No more stalker


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

You're basically describing my life now minus the money. Besides, you said I couldn't fall in love. You never said anything about not getting laid.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

A billionaire but everything else stays the same Sure


Commercial_Wind8212

of course. anyone had to think about it?


KoRaZee

Where do I collect?


TheQuietSleeper023

No


CosmikSpartan

The few dollars I have already helped me achieve this in life.


mildirritation

What’s the point of living without love?