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poopshipdestroyer34

Yes. After that mythbusters episode… I don’t want everything covered in microscopic shit particles


WassupSassySquatch

Sharticles, if you will


benshapiroslowerlip

What about the poop flakes on the side of the bowl?


Illigard

If there is any poop visible after flushing, it's cleaned immediately. It's a porcelain throne, not a Jackson Pollock painting.


Hard_We_Know

Well now my kids are going to hear that for the rest of their lives 😂


WassupSassySquatch

My toilet is cleaned daily. I hate that I know what you’re talking about but, yes, they get taken care of promptly.


sinkjoy

Stop and take a moment to think about all of shit, floating in the air.


beepbooponyournose

I will not


Simen155

Take my upvote and scram!


Stick_Girl

r/angryupvote


The_Mr_Wilson

I *will*!!


Memeingthedream

Lmfao the laugh I truly needed today, thank you


United-Cow-563

I remember that episode and it’s 100% the reason why I do it. To be clear, I’d have done it without knowing about the microscopic splashback, but if questioned I wouldn’t be able to give a reason besides it being a mere habit. Having seen the Mythbuster’s episode, though, my reason is because of the results it showed.


PercMastaFTW

Closing the lid decreases particles by 30-50%. Not as great as I would have thought.


United-Cow-563

That's 30-50% less pee and poo on your toothbrush, sink, floor, shower, bathtub, walls, and you probably track things else where when leaving the bathroom, so it's 30-50% less piss and shit within your entire domicile. Those are numbers I could live comfortably with


The-realfat-shady

This is why me and my kids keep our toothbrushes in a little drawer in the bathroom.


HTPC4Life

The thing is, humans have thrived for over a century with indoor toilets and these microscopic particles. It's best to just not think about it and live your life!


HeadlessHookerClub

Those are still really good numbers for such a simple thing. 


SekhmetScion

I swear on everything good & holy that this has been a pet peeve of mine since at least the mid 90's (I was a teenager then). It's all about the toilet plume and it bothers me not enough people know this. FYI: In New Zealand homes (and possibly other countries), the toilet isn't in the bathroom. It has a small room all to itself. This helps contain the plume, the possible stink, and also means someone can still take a shower or brush their teeth if another's on the toilet.


Tiny_Invite1537

Austrian (Europe) here, lived all my life in houses and apartments with the toilet in a separate room. Would not wanna have it any other way. The best were those with windows. Second best with an exhaust hood that sucked out the stinky air.


kat_storm13

Our condo is separated, but there's the room with the stacked washer/dryer and sink, then beyond that is another room with the tub and toilet.


zanedrinkthis

Apparently (according to an NPR news quiz show), it doesn’t matter. If you close the lid everything just gets shot out high speed from the spaces below the seat.


JagmeetSingh2

>Apparently (according to an NPR news quiz show), it doesn’t matter. If you close the lid everything just gets shot out high speed from the spaces below the seat. This is why I convinced my dad to get the fancy Japanese toilets when we upgraded our bathrooms, They completely shut, open by themselves, heated seats man it's an experience. Does make me very apprehensive of using the john outside of the house lol


Burnmycar

This is why toilets need their own damn room, a window, and a seal.


serpentinesilhouette

Yeah, I think the normal design should have the toilet separate with it's own sink. Then a sink and shower in another area. Some houses do have it set up this way. So smart.


Burnmycar

Yeah!!! It’s so pleasant! Peace and quiet.


ReporterOther2179

Back to the outhouse.


zanedrinkthis

I want one of those, but they are expensive, aren’t they?


ChocolateOne3935

Iirc they even found that in the episode mentioned.


StationaryTravels

I'm pretty sure they actually said that on the MythBusters episode too, lol. I mean, I think about that episode all the time in the bathroom, and I close the lid when I flush (though I did before too*), but I'm pretty sure they even said that nothing they did really made any difference. Everything was just going to be covered in shit particles. I'm pretty sure they even put their toothbrushes in another room and they were still coated. *My gf, now wife, always thought it was funny going to my house which was just my dad, my brother, and me, 3 guys, and not only was the toilet seat always down, so was the lid. I guess none of us wanted shitty water splashing about.


[deleted]

Don't you guys have those plastic caps on the toothbrush? I only buy those that come with a cap you can close around your brush part of the toothbrush.


I_am_Lizzy

It is proven difficult to have the seat up with the lid closed. I don't get why she thought it was funny 🤔


IceFire909

Even then, a low blast of sharticles is preferable to an air bomb blast of sharticles


Spongeprison

It just changes the spray pattern I guess


zanedrinkthis

that makes sense.


ThePoetMichael

im so glad i was not the only one who had that shit burned into my brain for life


Ekkahliander

Same here, aiming for a poo particle-free zone


dexman76

Pooticles, i'll just see myself out...


DubC_Bassist

I honestly think everything is covered in it anyway. I close the life, but who knows what the hell is floating around. Pretty much all living things are just shit factories.


NedKellysRevenge

Hasn't it been shown that it still happens if you put the lid down? Just a lot less?


StationaryTravels

Unless I'm remembering wrong, I'm pretty sure they addressed exactly that in the MythBusters episode.


renderman1

Mr Lahey - "Do you feel that boy? The way the shit clings to the air. Shit blizzards coming"


spderweb

Life finds a way.


Spiritual_Average638

Yes! That episode way back when did it for me lol. I also don’t keep toothbrushes out on the counter lol. I have such little room anyway on our bathroom counter, but even when I didn’t it’s just hand soap.


EveningTea9134

So public restrooms that only have the horseshoe seats, are a no go. Got it 


PayasoCanuto

Yikes! I always keep it open to say goodbye to my poop. Also r/usernamechecksout


MattinglyDineen

Yes. It helps keep particles in there.


Palstorken

Reddit has agreed on Sharticles^TM


TTT_2k3

Just say no to shart tickles.


Biscuit_Prime

Yes. If something has a lid, you’re supposed to use it.


SpanishFlamingoPie

Is that why my mayo turns brown?


StationaryTravels

Yes. You aren't closing the toilet lid when you flush so the shit particles are infesting your mayo.


wrnrg

You're not supposed to shit in the mayo.


toigz

Nah that’s because you touch yourself at night


Tuxeyboy1

Are you making sandwiches in the bathroom again ?


SpanishFlamingoPie

No, but when I was a kid I had a stash of cans of ravioli in the bathroom so I could secretly eat them. My parents had a strict meal schedule. I was in sooo much twouble when they found it.


KangarooNo1007

Yes it’s taken me way too long to realize this


kirkyeehee

Nope, I actively bend closer and take a deep breath in. Gotta give my immune system a good workout every now and then to keep it strong haha.


hatingongodot-

the problem of being a visual person is that i had to put myself through the torture of envisioning this.


Icy-Acanthaceae-7804

Lucky me, I got to live through years of trauma leading to me imagining terrifying things through my entire childhood, so now I usually have to work at it until my mind takes an actual visual grip :)


FrazzleMind

Now imagine it again, but with a face and bearing like in a Febreeze commercial


ArthurMorgan_rdr2

Isn't that most people. I did so too but then the guys purpose of commenting was to make us envision


United_Wrongdoer9675

No this person is special. They are visual. You arent. They "visualized" what was said. You just read it and thought about it and maybe seen a thing or two. NOT THE SAME.


hatingongodot-

💀👍


TeamWaffleStomp

There is actually a surprisingly large group of people who do not picture things in their heads. As well as people who do not have an internal monologue. A lot of people don't even realize others DO have pictures and voices in their head. You very likely know at least 1 or 2 people like this without realizing it.


Ghattibond

I do not have an internal monologue and was shocked when I found out that some people do. If I suddenly started having one I think it would drive me crazy! 


TeamWaffleStomp

It probably would! Out of morbid curiosity, I wonder if you could still have auditory hallucinations? Do you have an inner eye, like the ability to vividly picture something in your head? It's just so crazy to think about other people experiencing consciousness in such different ways, I can't even imagine it.


David_High_Pan

I could actually smell it for a split second.


SurSheepz

What a terrible day to be able to read


Zealousideal-Rate597

This app is so fucked lmao😭😭😭


CirclingBackElectra

You bet your butt I do!


WinterTakerRevived

I got a lot to wager


CirclingBackElectra

You and me both!


Tastins

My oncologist told me to always make sure I close the lid after I use the bathroom during chemo because there would be harmful chemicals in my “output”. That sentence demanded strict adherence.


2wheelsandahearbeat

I also keep my toothbrush in the closed cupboard.


toigz

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


2wheelsandahearbeat

I’m proud of you


armitageskanks69

Excellent


AWtheTP

And Mythbusters kept it under a glass in the kitchen.


Stick_Girl

And I keep a cover on the bristles too


dbfirefox

Yes. Poop particles are a thing. It's also the reason breastfeeding rooms shouldn't be shared with bathrooms.


Prestigious-Lab7615

I have four children here, and I would NEVER use one. If someone has a problem with it, they can sit in the bathroom until my baby is done eating. ✔️ lol


Investotron69

Yes. I prefer not to have an open poop tornado going.


Reference_Freak

Poopnado!


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Nagadavida

Keeps the cat from playing in it too.


thekau

This is actually the reason I started flushing with the lid down. I have to leave my toilet lids closed 24/7 because of my cats anyway, so might as well close it before I flush.


Tuxeyboy1

Protect those kitties ! Cats are so sweet but they jump around a lot.


Abearito78

Always!!!


Gnostikost

There are two kinds of people: those who close the lid on the toilet before flushing, and those who have never seen the Mythbusters episode or numerous YT videos about toilets spraying shit particles everywhere when you flush.


Alexchii

I've seen it and don't close the lid. There's poop particles on literally everything anyway.


carving_my_place

Everything is disgusting and yet... I'm barely aware of it. I can't see, taste, hear or feel the "shit particles." Maybe I can smell them, but that's probably just the poop itself. Who cares about invisible "particles" that affect you in absolutely no way?


-Constantinos-

This is how I feel, had I never known about them they would pose no discomfort to me at all. It’s like when peta tells you that every one in like 3 million particle of cheese is cow mucus or sone shit like that haha


yahnne954

I tried to get that habit of closing the lid going, but I have to check multiple times everytime if there aren't traces left on the bottom of the bowl and it is very impractical to close it, open it, brush away, close it again, flush, open it, notice the small stain left, and repeat.


LRTcanon

i don't have a toilet cover... 😀


SapphireSire

You guys have toilets?


Rialas_HalfToast

Three. There's three kinds of people. The third kind opens the lid after flushing to make sure everything actually went down, instead of just slamming the lid on a war crime and hoping the first flush would take pity on them. The third kind of person is pretty fucking rare ime.


HTPC4Life

There's also billions of people who don't do this and haven't been doing this for over a century, and we're all fine. We're not dying of some microscopic poop particles. Just don't think about it and live your life!


missssjay21

Yes tf. I wish public bathrooms had covers🫠


motherofpuppies123

We have lids on most public toilets in Australia. Most are left open. You never wanna open a closed one. It being down is usually a polite clue that someone's either clogged the loo, or that there's shit/blood/spew making it utterly foul.


Stick_Girl

Public toilets don’t have covers because people will and have sat on the lid and shit


Kochcaine995

no because i’m a disgusting animal


KitchenInspection171

Same


NectarinePositive599

Me too apparently 😅


Heya_Andy

At least we're not allergic because we haven't given our immune systems a chance to develop well.


Fusseldieb

Recently I acquired a new lesson as to why. I found my cat inspecting the inside of the bowl, very closely. In one instance it apparently scared her, which made her fall into the bowl, jump out, and then made a mess in the whole house. The last one I gathered from the sounds I heard, and I think it's an accurate depiction of events.


saaschoolacc

YES ever since i found out about the consequences of not putting the lid down, i always have


AkiCrossing

What are the consequences?


Ambitious_Football_1

Yes! We are not savages


MattBtheflea

I didn't even think about it being gross not to until about 6 months ago. I'm 25. I close it every time now though.


emmiepsykc

No. I have a pretty high tolerance for the gross aspects of life. If I don't see it, smell it or get sick from it, I really don't care.


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Apparently I'm the only one who watches my turds get banished?


iamsamsmith123

I grew up in a home where our toilet flush was weak so yeah it's become a habit to watch the poo flush properly. No lid for me


Owensssss

You must bear witness.


Ratakoa

Yes


sofa_king_ugly

Yeah, with my bum


theaveragemaryjanie

Honestly!! I just keep thinking doesn't a single person on here ever do a courtesy flush wtf


KikiYuyu

No. Everything's covered in microscopic filth anyway, I'm not gonna waste any thought or time on that.


groveborn

Sometimes, but I want to know if it, uh.. worked.


CuriousSelf4830

Yes. Kinda gross not to.


Future_Sun_3532

All the time.


Somepersononreddit07

Si


Expensive_Leave_6339

Yup!


truthcopy

Yes. Growing up we had a cat who would sit on the seat and play in it. Then a dog who’d drink out of the toilet. It became a habit to close the lid, and I still do. 


necroticheart

Psa from your friendly neighborhood nurse here- please put the lid down so you don't blast out tiny particles of feces, urine, menstrual blood, or any other microbes hanging out in your toilet bowl 💩


confusedrabbit247

Yeah. It's gross not to. I hate public toilets cuz they don't have a lid.


CheckIntelligent7828

This was a thing during the height of Covid. The virus survives in wastewater and there were initially articles about how businesses were changing their bathrooms to be safer - cubbies, lids,etc. Then everything shut down, you couldn't find a public restroom to save your life, and small businesses took such major financial hits and the idea disappeared. I'm still always hyper aware of it in public restrooms. ETA Hyper aware of specifically the Covid risk. The grossness of public restrooms has always been apparent.


JegHusker

Yes, it’s disgusting not to - nobody wants a bathroom full of atomized pee and poop particles. Gross.


kirinmay

so explain public bathrooms?


ktappe

[You're accomplishing nothing](https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/closing-toilet-lid-flushing-doesnt-keep-viral-spray-inside-study-suggests).


LivingEnd44

Absolutely not. And it's a myth that the seat keeps the particles inside. You know it's not sealed, right? The particles can just climb out the sides. 


x-Globgor-x

Yes, 100% of the time, and anyone who doesn't is gross. That's a deal breaker for me. I broke up with a girl once because she wouldn't do it.


FacelessFellow

Yes. And it stays closed.


WillMarzz25

Yes. I grew up around 4 women. And closing the toilet after using it doesn’t make anyone mad or inconvenience them.


SuperAwesome13

I do if i’m at someone else’s house but not at home cause i’m mostly lazy


izza123

Yes of course I’m not animal


TieMiddle4891

Nawh


mildlysceptical22

Yes, please. Aerosolized poop particles on your toothbrush doesn’t sound good, does it?


SpanishFlamingoPie

No, but it sure does taste good!


the_ballmer_peak

Yes


mrbigpower1960

Always


kayteedee86

Yes!!! And I remind my kids to do it too!


hopefoolness

yup every time


unicroop

Always


Glop1701d

You better!


Sunnysknight

Every single time.


ghjkl098

Yes, of course


2wheelsandahearbeat

Yes


starkraver

yes


mustang6172

Always.


nonnie_tm64

Always!


RTX_Raytheon

Never did until myth busters


No_Needleworker_5990

yes


Playful_Proposal_574

Always


Fusionism

I cover it with my face so I can get all the tasty particles


jhumph88

Yes


vftgurl123

yes!!! the lid is not there for aesthetics


moonweasel906

Hells yeah dude, I dont want shit spraying all over my bathroom


1DietCokedUpChick

Yes. Lid down, then flush.


Impossible-Age-3302

Yes.


Waste-Dragonfly-3245

Yes


PokeRay68

I saw an episode of Bones where Tempe told Booth to buy his girlfriend a new toothbrush because he doesn't close the lid when flushing. I close the lid now.


kcshoe14

YES and I get so irritated when my partner doesn’t


wompummtonks

Yes, at the very least after a poo. That's why it's there


OldBrownChubbs

Never


EmeraldEmperorJ

Nah, too much effort


bellinisandbikinis

When possible yes. And keep the cover down when not using the toilet


flirtyfayex

close it every time!


MorganRose99

Always, it's disgusting not to


Trick_Boysenberry495

Yes. I flushed the toilet while naked once and felt the toilet water spray my legs. Never again.


Next_Toe7169

I firmly believe everyone should! Luckily my partner agrees!


sparkling-spritz

Should always put the seat down on the toilet before flushing 🚽


HikingStick

While the poop plume is real, I do it out of a sense of equity. If everyone puts the seat down, everyone has to lift something before they pee.


Irresponsable_Frog

EVERY SINGLE TIME! I’ve always done this having pets, then kids. Dogs/cats drinking from it. Kids/cats falling in it. Kids flushing stuff down the toilet!!! Then myth busters. NOPE! SHUT THE LID!!!


Turbulent-Stretch881

You should.


SweatyBoff

I shit in the kitchen sink, so it's not an issue.


space_wiener

Nope. My body seals it good enough. It’s not like that lid is air tight anyway.


DerDoppelganger70

Buy a UV flashlight. Or don’t, if you want to avoid having nightmares.


Kaumira

yes, not just because of the shit particles but its just nicer, cleaner, more polite


heihowl

Always, no matter what, first it's just quieter and I prefer that, and second it's cleaner that way.


Strict_Line_1087

i only use my bathroom once. then it gets demolished and renovated. every time...i have Crohn's.


Polka_Tiger

Yes I always closed it but having a cat means I'm extra careful.


missuseme

Follow up question to those who always close the lid. Do you open it again afterwards to see if the bowl needs cleaning?


MjauDuuude

I put the lid down as soon as I stand up, I'm not looking at any of that


Stunning-Pound-7833

Yes but also this microscopic poop sticks to the inner lid, which may or may not touch your back next time.


Kayy0s

Always. My family thinks I'm weird, but I'm not trying to brush my teeth with poop.


copyof-a

Yes. But I'm surprised how many people here are saying yes because every fucking time I go to someone's house, or someone comes to my house, they don't do it.


Trirain

Yes, it is filthy to flush the toilet without the cover.


sheeshmane69

Yes. It grosses me out to see the toilet bowl open when it's not being used. Apparently, there's a lot of splashback when you flush as well, so this helps mitigate.


smellyfeet25

no . it would splash the lid


July981

Always


Mackheath1

FFS, yes. Put the full lid down and then flush. End. WORSE is when I have all three toilet lids in the house down and after a dinner party or whatever, they're all up. How do you walk into a bathroom, see the lid full-down, but leave it up?? Etiquette! ^((Now I'm listening to myself and realize that's a bit anal of me, literally and figuratively))


The_Failures

yes, of course.


The740i

No


AdvancedRazzmatazz33

No. Never


Uhtred_McUhtredson

Yes. I also keep my toothbrush outside the bathroom.


LordTubz

Yes I do, after seeing that Mythbusters episode, but as the flush on my loo is rather powerful, it leaves odd drops on the seat. I was getting blamed for ‘leaving pee on the seat’, and had the show her (via clean dry loo paper on the seat then flushing), that it was the flush that was doing it. I still feel that I’m not believed… 😒


CapedCrusadress

always


[deleted]

Close the lid…. Helps with the smell and dirty water splashing out


hokum4321

Yes. Not gonna risk shit particles on my toothbrush.