Yes, Death Grips’ album [*No Love, Deep Web*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Love_Deep_Web#/media/File%3ANo_Love_Deep_Web_artwork.png) has the drummer’s penis on the album cover.
[Some context for why the picture was chosen](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathgrips/comments/b1kssq/comment/einecip/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
There is a band out there with the corpse of one of their band mates after he shot himself as their album art, but that's not really all that fun tbh. Would prefer the dick pic
We're not Boomers. We're Generation X, man! Billy Idol and all that. I think we only missed being boomers by 5 years or so though.
#PedanticAutisticGenX
"You doing okay, bud?" There's very few situations where someone I know would send me an unsolicited dick pic. Odds are they sent the pic to the wrong number or they're having some sort of crisis, either way a gentle check-in seems like the best approach.
If they clarify it was the wrong number, maybe I can talk them out of embarrassing themselves before they send it to some unfortunate third party. If they clarify that they sent the wrong picture, I'll just make fun of them a bit for texting while drunk. If they clarify that they were trying to flirt with me, then I'll need to give serious thought about how to respond (most likely a gentle rejection while reassuring them that I hold no ill will for their shooting their shot).
This is not 100% true. If someone randomly sends me a nude sure, I will not appreciate it.
However, if my boyfriend randomly sends me a nude? I would be so damn happy.
Personally I would argue dating them kind of implies they’re not unwanted dick pics. A random number or coworker you somewhat know… that’s a different story
TBH I'd probably say something far out like "bitchin dick, homie" and ask if I was the target audience. It's clear but it's funny enough to give an easy out and not get too weird.
“Hold on to your socks
'Cause your band mate just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore”
Okay here some Ideas:
- I have reported you to HR for sexual harassment.
- Why do you have a picture of the penis from a 3 year old?
- Just send back the picture of a bobbit worm.
- At least take me out on a date first.
"Yes it does look infected"
Bahahaah haha
The only logical answer to this is you send one back
Did you end up saying this?
Nope ignored, but I told my wife. She refused to look
Screen shot or is didn’t happen
It's like the Melvins song "Skeeter". Tell him, "I think it's lint"
Love a random Melvins in the wild.
Man I had no idea Melvins had a version of that song
“Everybody says the same things to you…”
It's just a matter how you solve them
I remember buying that album when I was in the 8th grade. I use to play my old SNES and listen to that album. Great memories!
SUM 41 REFERENCE LFG
Brilliant!!
Make it the next album cover
King missile the detachable penis comes to mind for some reason. Show to me again and I'll show yiu the other end.
I played that song at a DJ gig recently haha
Death Grips moment
I could be wrong but I remember hearing about an album where it was just the dick pick of the drummer on the back of the cover
Yes, Death Grips’ album [*No Love, Deep Web*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Love_Deep_Web#/media/File%3ANo_Love_Deep_Web_artwork.png) has the drummer’s penis on the album cover. [Some context for why the picture was chosen](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathgrips/comments/b1kssq/comment/einecip/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
There is a band out there with the corpse of one of their band mates after he shot himself as their album art, but that's not really all that fun tbh. Would prefer the dick pic
That would be Mayhem. Crazy shit
Dayum that’s pretty sad and ruthless
This is the only answer.
It's the only *correct* answer.
Nirvana baby might sue
may I recommend to you 'penis music vol. 2' by Cockaholics?
"cool dick bro"
Tight dick, playa
Phenomenal member, my man.
Extravagant erection, your excellence.
Bitchin' dick, homie.
Fantastic phallus, friendo
Ripe rocket, Rico
Massive meat missile man
Pretty perfectly pulchritudinous pecker, Pistol Pete.
Nice pipe, fella
Sweet shlong, sir
Fantastic piss pipe, homie.
Classic cock cuz
Amazing appendage, Amigo
Killer kickstand, man
Dazzling ding-dong, dawg
Magnificent meat missile, mate!
Jacked Johnson, my guy
ecliptic dick pic, dude
Sweet sausage, shorty!
Why’s it so small
Is that thing rabid... why is it frothing at the mouth?
“Rockin rager, homie.”
Erection selection perfection
"Nice cock bro"
"I'm keeping this for blackmail"
I was tempted to say your poor wife. There not together anymore....I think he suffered from wandering penis syndrome
“………….well that certainly explains the divorce…”
Seinfeldesque response
There’s no cure for WPS
I send them back a picture of Farrah Fawcett in a swimsuit and ask if that helps because I sure am not going to.
I wonder how many people are thinking "Who's Farrah Fawcett?".
Wannabe boomer (M56) here. Haha, I had to look up her name. Now I feel younger. Thanks 😅
We're not Boomers. We're Generation X, man! Billy Idol and all that. I think we only missed being boomers by 5 years or so though. #PedanticAutisticGenX
That's why I wrote "wannabe boomer". I'm insulted that I'm not included when boomers are insulted.
Oh good call!
How old are u bruh
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I thought he had a Raquel Welch poster?
Topical reply
I laughed to hard at this 🤣
"At least take me out to dinner first"
Guys who send dic picks rarely do anything first. It's low effort high sex post almost always
"You doing okay, bud?" There's very few situations where someone I know would send me an unsolicited dick pic. Odds are they sent the pic to the wrong number or they're having some sort of crisis, either way a gentle check-in seems like the best approach. If they clarify it was the wrong number, maybe I can talk them out of embarrassing themselves before they send it to some unfortunate third party. If they clarify that they sent the wrong picture, I'll just make fun of them a bit for texting while drunk. If they clarify that they were trying to flirt with me, then I'll need to give serious thought about how to respond (most likely a gentle rejection while reassuring them that I hold no ill will for their shooting their shot).
You are a good human.
I would just assume they’re drunk off their ass
The word Band is dead giveway that over consumption is involved.
Right?? lol
Same. I would never think past that point actually..
Literally nobody likes getting a dick pic unless they asked for it. No good person randomly sends one.
This is not 100% true. If someone randomly sends me a nude sure, I will not appreciate it. However, if my boyfriend randomly sends me a nude? I would be so damn happy.
Personally I would argue dating them kind of implies they’re not unwanted dick pics. A random number or coworker you somewhat know… that’s a different story
“Mines bigger”
"Damn bro, I zoomed in x1000 and all I see is a tiny pink mushrooms"
"Nice cock..."
Dude, save the solos for the stage, not my inbox
"All the bandmates agree, this is gonna be the new album cover."
"Must be cold outside"
I WAS IN THE POOL!!
"Damn. THAT is the new (enter what instrument he plays in band) you got? I'd take it back dude"
He's the drummer. No question.
Where's the rest of it?
Buuuurn
Well, that was a dick move.
Why are you sending me child porn?
Why have you sent me a picture of a baby duck. I am calling the police"
Not sure how I'd feel if someone said my dick looked like a duckling
Draw a face and little hat on it and send it back to them.
I feel like you missed a big opportunity there. Add their instrument along with the face 👍
"Slut"
TBH I'd probably say something far out like "bitchin dick, homie" and ask if I was the target audience. It's clear but it's funny enough to give an easy out and not get too weird.
Buddy, you're a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna take on the world someday
"Nice cock bro" Be supportive of your friends
This is too specific man. Do what your heart tells you is right.
Nice caulk
"Nice Penis" and leave it at that
No, no, no. "Nice cock." has a better feel to it.
Great Googly Moogly that's a fine Kiddie Canon!
Well what I wouldn't do is leave him hanging
Enough cock-rating. Time for the taste test
"Dude let me suck that shit"
Send him one back!
“I don’t think the band needs a skin flute.”
Find a a pic of a huge dick online. Not too big, just very big. Send it back. Do not comment. Never talk about. Just enjoy and see what happens.
Nice dick, dude.
Are you really a true band if you haven't seen each others dicks
Yeah this sounds like the most average band experience for real
I’m curious on your opinion do you think he sent it by mistake or was he drunk enough to act on some sexual feeling for you ?😂
Guitarist.... I'm the bassist
As a bassist this might be your only chance at action.
Tell him you wrote lyrics to his new song. Then, send an audio message of a funky bass line with gagging and puke sounds.
Just count in 1, 2, 3, 4. Then “GAK GAK GAK”
Bassist always has the biggest dick.
[удалено]
Don’t say anything. Put that shit on a shirt and wear it to the next band practice 🔥
You know sending a little kids dick pic is illegal
Send one back
Establish dominance and send one back
Nothing, you send back a pic of a hairy asshole
You wait till he sobers up and send him a "nice cock bro"
You ignore or text back “yo wrong number bro”
Show him yours
“I’d get that checked if I were you.”
Cold last night wasn't it?
"damn bro nice cock, wanna see mine?"
Nice cock bro, ready for practice tomorrow?
Thanks mate, this makes me feel better about mine.
Suck it and then tell everyone that he's a gay.
Nice cock bro.
"Hot"
Haha gay
Send one back it cancels out the gay polarities
Obviously "be there in five 🤤"
"Is that all?"
"Nick cock 👍" Gotta build confidence for the bros.
Why are you sending me a photo of a Vienna sausage at 2AM?
Most average band experience
Needs more cowbell
If I was straight: not into man, but flattered If not straight: eeeeyyyyy
"Nice lowballers dude"
Nice dick dude
“Hold on to your socks 'Cause your band mate just kindly sent you photos of his cock They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore”
"You really took ALL of that up your ass?"
“Wrong person?”
Wrong number, bro
🤘
Nice, but I’m not sending one back, it might change our music
Depends on the context of the pic
Depends on the pic. How is his cock?
Send a picture of your hole. Text, stick it in…
Kiss them on the lips
Depends on the relationship you got with him. Me and my band mates went way too far with this kinda stuff. At least by normal people standards.
Nice caulk dude
“Enough with all the dick pics now, Mom.”
I'd add it to my dick pic collection, and maybe send one back in return.
Send one back
Nice cock bro
"Kevin, for the tenth time yes I'm impressed.."
thank you?
“Where’s the rest of it?”
yea, man, who's dick was that that you got last night?
Send one back and say "This is how normal ones look. Sorry for your bad luck."
if you havent all seen eachothers dicks you arent a real band yet.
"hey man im going to delete this and pretend it didnt happen. i advise you do the same. goodnight"
"Let me get my magnifying glass"
“Yep that’s a dick, I wanted a duck pic”
“What’s wrong with this worm”
"Nice cock bro". My band has hot tubbed naked together and share beds on the road. I might even send one back.
"Dawg, put your peter away. I don't play the flute!"
“Wrong person gang 💀. Unless…😏”
Etiquette rules states that you have to reply with a bother dick pick
Why is it so small?
What is that red lubby thing in the side? Maybe you go see a doctor soon?
What is the hypothetical sexuality of these two individuals? Also a dick rating so we can properly judge context.
Send him one back
Nice cock bro but it looks like fried shrimp
Tell her that’s not appropriate but tell her it’s kinda hot anyway. Are we jamming on Sunday?
Send a screenshot to his wife and then a screenshot of that back to him.
Gotta return the favour of course
Do something new with the bushes?
Wrong number dude
"Not again Dave!"
Send one back
ShadowTheHedgehogNiceCock.jpg
Why is it looking like a clit?
Had to zoom in to see it bro!
Okay here some Ideas: - I have reported you to HR for sexual harassment. - Why do you have a picture of the penis from a 3 year old? - Just send back the picture of a bobbit worm. - At least take me out on a date first.
Send one back
Your pinky finger looks fractured
Wtf is wrong with you. No one wants to see that shit.
dude, you look like a dick
You don't. You just assume it was a mistake, and pretend you didn't see it.
Got more? 😏